Yea Forums long story short i have no experience, and really need to get one of those dead end pointless jobs
trouble is im 22 ( long story )
how do i lie on my resume in order to get one? obviously no one would hire a 22 year old with no work experience, no matter how shit the job
i dont want to be a miserable unemployed failure. id do any job no matter how shit
You could say you've had a years traveling. Or put down a pretend job on your uncle's farm. Then get a family member to vouch for that.
Another option is that you've been caring for a sick family member the last few months. Don't elaborate though, they'll feel uncomfortable about asking and will probably be happy to leave it at that.
>indians!
>indians?
>indians....
and they were all tied up
Start by getting a job where they don't ask for a resume. Use it to pay your bills while you get an education or learn a trade.
like what?
every job these days asks for a resume. literally every single one
Tell them that you've spent the last 6 years caring for an ailing and declining grandparent.
what kind of dead-end job asks for a resume? just got talk to the manager/recruiter and tell them you want to work.
>inb4 stfu boomer
dude you're living in a fantasy land. every single dead-end job requires a resume and (once you're not a high school student) previous work experience
You guys are misusing the vernacular. Dead end pointless job may refer to what OP and others in the thread describe, but more often can still be a skilled white collar job that you get stuck in on the "corporate ladder" and so on.
With no skills or no experience you don't go straight to dead end, you are looking for a SHIT, service cuck "mcjob" the type of job that is reserved for high schoolers, retirees, and actually retarded people.
I'd rather kms than lie just to get a shit job. They want work, I'm willing to work. End of fucking story. I'm not applying to be a fucking doctor, I'm just trying to earn some god damn food and they know that.
The fact is, you can get a job at mcdonalds or something with no experience, but fuck lying to them