Yea Forums long story short i have no experience, and really need to get one of those dead end pointless jobs

i really dont feel guilty about lying. it's just more that i'd get caught really easily. how would i lie on a resume, when they'd have to get a payment slip and call a reference to confirm it?

That picture looks like me

could easily get one of my friends to fake the reference call

but i feel like making a fake payment slip would be fraud right ? like a full on crime

im listening to it all

but a lot of it is "nah it's easy they dont care that u've never worked" when they so clearly do

ok leaving the thread now

im going to keep applying for the shittest jobs possible and hope for the best i guess

if i dont get an interview in a month, ill start lying my ass off. maybe ill get lucky and one wont do background checks. desperate times call or desperate measures and all that

to any underage fags reading this thread:

GET A JOB NOW. WHILE IT'S EASY AS SHIT

dont become me

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You're me!

temp agency, you fucking moron

Don't you have agencies to find work for you? The agencies in the UK don't require not care about experience, they'll find you work

Then write a resume. Also, pretty sure fast-food places don't require resumes