How fucked am I Yea Forums?

>Won't they be curious why I'm shaved head to toe?

Tell them you like to post your butt on Yea Forums, they'll understand.

How many weeks ago did you smoke? That light of an amount is not a huge deal, and just focus on drinking a lot and flushing your system out. relax, because if you are gonna fail the test its destiny at this point and there isnt much you can really do about it unless you try to fake your piss.

Also, if worst comes to worst you can come clean to your boss if it comes up bad and tell him that it was a one time thing. Its worth a shot, after all.

>come clean to your boss if it comes up bad and tell him that it was a one time thing

lol, you obviously work at fucking mcdonalds or something. get the fuck out of this thread, kid

Cant you just get a friend to give you their piss and spit?

you'll be fine, they might find trace amounts but you can probably say your friend celebrated something and you inhaled some smoke since you were in the same room

see real life isn't like the movies retard. time for you to get off the computer for a bit, have mommy make you some tendies or something.

A little over 3 weeks ago.

Kek, thanks for that comic relief.

I was going to mention that too if second hand smoke is a thing with weed.