How fucked am I Yea Forums?

How fucked am I Yea Forums?

Smoked a couple puffs off a joint with my friend and a puff off an electric weed mod about almost 4 months ago. Before that, months ago, same amount.

I have a saliva/hair/piss test tomorrow. Thinking of shaving everything short including body hair and I know saliva won't show up. My main concern is the piss test. I could buy a dollar general weed test, but I dont know how accurate they are, plus I've lost 60 pounds in the last 6 months. (Still overweight/borderline obese)

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Man, how the fuck would we know? Don't stress out and just fucking deal with the consequences of your actions, chances are they won't detect anything. Chill.

start applying to places now user...

*weeks* not months. Im freaking out quite a bit since I don't normally smoke. Told my friend no, but he was all "what's the worse that could happen?" Since I havent seen him in almost a year I figured why not. God I hate California.

shave everything

In terms of the piss test, you'll be fine. If you haven't smoked in months you will NOT have a problem, if you are a non-heavy smoker. If you are a heavy smoker, it could still be fine, but like usual regardless its a good idea to drink a lot of fluids to detox as much as possible before the test. As for the saliva and hair test, I have no idea on that subject.

Four months? Don't worry, dude. You're good. Cut your hair, don't shave it.

>california
You deserve whats coming to you then, but i still doubt those commies will do anything

Won't they be curious why I'm shaved head to toe? Also my boss hand delivered me the forms, so he'll know I have a full on beard before the test.

>California
There's your mistake