Shitty super power thread

Immune to flame but you're a nigger

you have nigger sense you can sense any nigger within one kilometer

not useless in the least

enough time to eradicate roddypoos from the US of the A

but they can also sense you and are then drawn to you

the power to turn any body of water into tomato soup

your erection doesnt stop growing forever even if you die

The "limb" is just the left ass chek

You can give yourself a stroke whenever you want

any spiders within 300 meters grows twice in size each day