The power of turning invisible but only when very loudly moaning+masturbating
Shitty super power thread
Christopher Stewart
Jonathan Watson
the power to summon a storm but you atract lightning
Nathaniel Bell
>shitty super power thread
The ability to identify specific individuals and their health by the smell of their farts.
Having taste buds in your rectum.
The power to light your own farts as a form of high-jump, no harm to you but it hurts like hell.
The ability to make anyone orgasm by touch and will but you are immune to the positive feedback of your reward center in your brain because of it.
The ability to look at something, like a disaster, and know what could have been done to avert it. Super hindsight
The ability to know what you did wrong in any relationship 1 year after your relationship falls apart.
The ability to make machines malfunction by touch... and it can't be turned off.
Cumshots that can shoot with the speed and power to go through body armor... and it cannot be turned off.
True immortality without infinite storage space in your brain.
Super strength and durability without the ability to dial it back.
Your own emotions radiate to make others feel the same way... comes with a complex incurable and untreatable version of being bipolar.
The ability to become younger 1 year by aging someone you touch 10 years but it only works on people you love.
Jose Flores
when you bark you exchange bodies with the nearest dog permamently
Josiah Jones
the power to make girls fall in love with you but only works on middleschoolers
Dominic Carter
my power, being moonman
Grayson Young
anything edible in your vicinity tastest like shit
Charles White
>but only during a full moon in ten minutes before midnight
John Baker
Super strength, but only in one limb.
Noah Lopez
You are not supposed to suggest the negatives you dumb nigger