Grant myself the same powers save for no omnipotence over a single predetermined blade of grass in New Jersey.
You are granted omnipotence and complete control over everything for a minute...
The real answer is none of us know what we'd do. Honestly sit down and think about the question at hand. You can control everything, but what would you do. It all comes down to the fact that none of us truly know what we want, we think we do, but we don't. Even when we have everything we think we want, we aren't happy.
Not if you turn the government into meatball subs.
Create a Time Stop Pocket Reality that I have complete creative control over and can access at any time through the use of a ruby encrusted ring.
Create me a harem of 13 loving and adoring perfectly cloned women of my choice.
Become my ideal self.
No one has mentioned the niggers yet?
Then hire assassins to eliminate that blade of grass because fuck that smug prick.
Nope, only the mexicans, the LGBTs, and the furries.
I would resurrect Jesus and give him tits.
fucking WHAT
why not the niggers? also, no one's really mentioned the jews either!