You are granted omnipotence and complete control over everything for a minute...

Grant myself the same powers save for no omnipotence over a single predetermined blade of grass in New Jersey.

The real answer is none of us know what we'd do. Honestly sit down and think about the question at hand. You can control everything, but what would you do. It all comes down to the fact that none of us truly know what we want, we think we do, but we don't. Even when we have everything we think we want, we aren't happy.

Not if you turn the government into meatball subs.

Create a Time Stop Pocket Reality that I have complete creative control over and can access at any time through the use of a ruby encrusted ring.

Create me a harem of 13 loving and adoring perfectly cloned women of my choice.

Become my ideal self.

No one has mentioned the niggers yet?

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Then hire assassins to eliminate that blade of grass because fuck that smug prick.

Nope, only the mexicans, the LGBTs, and the furries.

I would resurrect Jesus and give him tits.

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fucking WHAT
why not the niggers? also, no one's really mentioned the jews either!

shaddup already nigger

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I would transform every nigger into a tortilla

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make all non-whites sterile, drop the earth's temperature by a degree and delete all greenhouse gases added to the atmosphere from fossil fuel.

1: Give myself a couple trillion
2: Grant myself immortality
3: Give myself unlimited knowledge, know literally every single thing worth knowing (not how many shits Aristotle took)
4: Give myself a mastery of every skill (especially charisma :( have none)

You think that omnipotence is going to be enough to stop the jews? They already control everything and they didn't need any hypothetical magic bullshit to do it.

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but with literal omnipotence, you could erase them from existence (as I would, along with every mexicunt, nigger, LGBT cuck, etc)

Teleport every single one of these bastards into the sun.

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How powerful would an omnipotent jew be?

You wouldn't be the first to think you could.

Turn myself into an immortal shape shifting time traveler

>fill my account with 90 millions
Just to make sure i get plenty of money for the rest of my life, i know i would handle it well and obviously invest a part
>instant body heal
I think that’s honestly the only 2 things i can think of

Too powerful for you to be aware of their existence, that's for sure.

>move all of the inferior races to mars in hopes
that they'll decompose and turn into fertile compost
>with niggers gone, i can put a 5 billion limit on the earth's population
>give myself all knowledge about the universe
>destroy all pathogens

I would invert all colour in the universe.

remove 50-75 percent of current humans in hopes that the remaining are people who will actually care and not constantly continue to fuck up their planet's future

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End everything.

Probability is against you on that one.

Killdozer would ride again.

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>show down time infinitesimally so a minute lasts an eternity
>create entire new universe in this time scale
>live an eternity with omnipotence within that minute
??????
Profit

You little shit. /Thread

create a slave with identical, unlimited powers but no mind of his own (i would make it incapable of not being my slave) - he/she will grant all of my wishes henceforth

>removes 75 percent of humans on earth
>the only humans left are niggers and jews

Create my own universe. With Blackjack and hookers.

Peace, hunger, population control. Pollution, general world hivemind mentality and awareness. No government. No lazy fucks no stupid fucks. No tax or work, just utopia and collective understanding

This but I would make it an excitable puppy.

You want to get rid of work and lazy people? Congrats, you just poofed yourself out of existence.

lol

make a clone of me, but replace XY the chromosome with XX. has no free will and only takes commands from me.

along with 90% of Yea Forums

Nobody would care about or think of race if they were granted the OP.

Immediately and magically fix Climate Change/human trafficking/every other obvious global and societal woe, Create a bank account at my own bank for myself only with 100 trillion in it, create lifelike obedient sex bot clone versions of every girl I've ever wanted to fuck, bring back every dead girl from history, instantly advance space technology to the point where I can feasibly see a sunrise from the planet Mars in person, create a serum that I can drink after omnipotence is up that allows me to pause, fast forward, and rewind time at will, skipping through history like Adam Sandler's Click

Make anime real

I like you, user

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Undo everything. Literally everything. No big Bang, no matter, no energy, no life. Only the void.

That's just asking for countess horrors to come to pass, user.

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In a divine moment or irony, user proclaims for all LGBT cease to exist and is quite surprised to find himself disappearing.

>I believe in global warming because the news keeps telling me it's a thing

A. completely destroy humanity except for me and my fiancé and other people important to me
B. Make it feasible to be immortal forever, dispelling the chance for any harm to the solar system whatsoever
C. Rid our bodies of medical problems
D. Nothing bad can happen to us

Then I'd watch as the animals on earth evolve into sentient beings and be a god to them. It'd be awesome

that'd actually be pretty fucking cool

Redefine a minute to classify as nearly an eternity.
Or just slow down time to make a minute last an eternity.

Grant myself immunity from external physically harmful effects and needing food/oxygen/water then propel myself to a speed at which time dilates from one minute to several days. Snap all of the people I deem as failed humans out of existence, reframe the world such that no one will become that way again nor be that way via genetics. Adjust some global conditions (earth is fine for a long period of time), extinguish mosquitoes and certain other irritating creatures. Enhance the cognitive capabilities of humans such that they are significantly smarter, remove the curse of male libido and female periods. Create a handful of chambers that are highly efficient at storing radioactive materials and increase the availability of useful radioactive elements such that humanity can run on nuclear power for very, very long. Grant myself immortality in a 27 year old adjusted version of my body; also set up a function where I can go in ‘sleep mode’ for however long I wish to if it is my desire to not be conscious for some period of time. Grant myself a few billion dollars, maybe less to avoid tedious tax filings. Give myself fluency in the eight most spoken languages. Finally, although included in the body adjustment part, enhance ears/hearing to where I can perceive a frequency range from >0 Hz to 40k Hz; enhance sight comparably. Make a certain girl I love no longer a celebrity (it is bad for her) and when the one minute ends drop myself off in a room with her.

you left out max out charisma/int as well as the fact that a few billions would be a little paltry for an immortal

Tell God that I'm not doing his job for him and give the power back to him.

Actually going off of this set up some interesting sort of multiple-universe existence

A few billion is well over what I need, increased intelligence is included in the body adjustments, I have no interest in “charisma”

Make an afterlife or collection of afterlives that are good in a universalist sense
Make the universe a multiverse, either through magick itself or through technological simulations
Actualize all of my transformation fetishes
Wish for a small proportion of the global populace to be different versions of me and for them to be subjected to all of my fetish scenarios against their will but pleasurably, forever

Entropy causes every system of energy to come to equilibrium, humans destroying the planet is just apart of that process

Genocide leftists and urbanites.

I vote this guy for omnipotent . Fuck those little niggers

Give my mortal self the ability to use Zack Morris timeouts. Fuck being omnipotent.

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