Yea Forums btfo. Don't make your dads ashamed

Based. My dad’s similar with Hockey although he quit years ago. He always tries to get me into it but the more he tries, the more I hate it.

but my parents have a picture of me winning a trophy from an arcade when I was a kid

The price of beer at stadiums is fucking outrageous. I’ve been to one game in my life and I couldn’t believe it. Alcoholics are fucked.

Only cucks and simpletons need to work out their bodies. As intellectuals above mere extertion, it's our duty to keep our bodies in pristine condition

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Sport is pretty gay.
Unless it's one of the few manly sports like powerlifting, not one of the fag sports like football

What game was it

As a kid the only thing that made my dad proud seemed to be if I was doing work. Hes 66 and grew up a farmer so if I wasn't working like an illegal Mexican he thought I was lazy.
>get out of school, officially first day of summer
>dad sees me happy and goes "so you want to help me around the shop? We got some tractors to fix"
>I'm like uh pls no. I'm only 8 or 9. Can I just enjoy my summer
>only other memory of that summer I can gather is me just standing by a tractor as I handed shit to my dad

My dad is awesome now but he used to be a dick. I also get it because he worked all the time to support my loser mom who eventually cheated on him and divorced him. Hes actually happy now so he got the last laugh.

You dad sounds like he enjoys sucking dick

>Studying at uni is hard
Wow, this Dostojevskij guy was a total brainlet
It's literally as easy as reading the course material and showing up for a few of the lectures

My dad sent me innawoods naked and I had to come back with a dead wolf within a week. Now he says I can play vidya as much as I want, he says I proved him I'm less of a pussy than 99% other guys my generation.

I still wear it's fur to this day.

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