Yea Forums btfo. Don't make your dads ashamed

Yea Forums btfo. Don't make your dads ashamed

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My dad is a 68 year old man with broken knees and arthritis, from chasing the sports meme all his life. And he plays senior softball with other guys who hate him because his entire identity is still stuck in sports.

I'm glad I didn't become like that. I may be a loser who's still training to become good at something. But at least I didn't enter a lifestyle that ends the minute I hit age 35. I can still have a job and a life into old age, unlike people who live by sports.

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My parents have some pictures of me as a kid playing video games.

I am 30 years old. The only things that will be remembered of me will be the ones i did on my PC. So no.

>fucking luckswing
>respectable sport
this is the saddest meme
It's about as interesting as watching paint dry, half of the major league is on roids, and yet cities shit out tons of taxpayer money on enormous ballparks and stadiums that can't fucking fill the seats anymore
Christ I hate baseball so much

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yup

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>NO BAD GOYIM YOU SHOULD BE DOING BACK BREAKING LABOR FOR MR SHEKELSTEIN

My Dad has no respect for grown men who spend their days chasing balls or tackling other sweaty men. He respects judicious marksmanship, a skill useful for both recreational and life sustaining purposes.

My small town is all about baseball, and I always found it boring since being a kid. One day there was a semi finals match but there were not selling beer that day and almost no one went to see the match.
That day I realized that only drunk people like baseball

>your dads
Figures OP was raised by two faggots

Based. My dad’s similar with Hockey although he quit years ago. He always tries to get me into it but the more he tries, the more I hate it.

but my parents have a picture of me winning a trophy from an arcade when I was a kid

The price of beer at stadiums is fucking outrageous. I’ve been to one game in my life and I couldn’t believe it. Alcoholics are fucked.

Only cucks and simpletons need to work out their bodies. As intellectuals above mere extertion, it's our duty to keep our bodies in pristine condition

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Sport is pretty gay.
Unless it's one of the few manly sports like powerlifting, not one of the fag sports like football

What game was it

As a kid the only thing that made my dad proud seemed to be if I was doing work. Hes 66 and grew up a farmer so if I wasn't working like an illegal Mexican he thought I was lazy.
>get out of school, officially first day of summer
>dad sees me happy and goes "so you want to help me around the shop? We got some tractors to fix"
>I'm like uh pls no. I'm only 8 or 9. Can I just enjoy my summer
>only other memory of that summer I can gather is me just standing by a tractor as I handed shit to my dad

My dad is awesome now but he used to be a dick. I also get it because he worked all the time to support my loser mom who eventually cheated on him and divorced him. Hes actually happy now so he got the last laugh.

You dad sounds like he enjoys sucking dick

>Studying at uni is hard
Wow, this Dostojevskij guy was a total brainlet
It's literally as easy as reading the course material and showing up for a few of the lectures

My dad sent me innawoods naked and I had to come back with a dead wolf within a week. Now he says I can play vidya as much as I want, he says I proved him I'm less of a pussy than 99% other guys my generation.

I still wear it's fur to this day.

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Math is a skill

Your parents only frame pictures of you playing sports because they're told you are supposed to. No one actually gives a shit about kids sports unless they actually make the finals.

I'm all about doing shit in moderation. If you guys never played football, baseball, soccer, what have you in a team setting before. You aren't missing out much, but it's a good experience. Physically exhausted, your team won the game, you made some good plays, you go out for a couple drinks and food and reminisce after the game. Overall, a good time.

Just don't over do the physical thing and fuck your knees up.

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Is this what an Yea Forums meme looks like? I'm not familiar with their memes. I know they came up with power rankings.

My dad can go fuck himself, if he wanted a focused, successful son he would have encouraged me in my interests not just knocked me down for my mistakes.

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Meanwhile you'll have hemorrhoids and diabetes from chasing the vidya meme all your life

If by dick you mean reverse dong hand-guards then you just might be on to something!

Why did you paint it blue?

Nope, don't have either. Just issues with attention.

yeah d00d its your dad's fault

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My dad can too.
>Never pushes me to work out of do sports
>Pirates me violent PC games every day
>Acts disappointing when I only go outside for school or to find animals to torture

Parents are the biggest NPCs in other news water is wet

>he doesn't watch sports with his dad

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>luckswing
you know how I know you were picked last at P.E.?

>No GOYIM you shouldnt care about yourself keep fattening yourself up and keep playing videogames

Blue is a cool and calming color that shows creativity and intelligence.

>dad is huge into watching football and played baseball as a kid
>makes me try it
>stuck it out for about 5 years
>hated it, dad was fine with me quitting
>get more into drawing through school
>didn't hear that "I have no son" bullshit a lot of artists seemed to have growing up
>he still has paintings and shit I did in high school on the wall when I visit
Sucks to have a dad that only wanted a mini-him.

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>There are fathers who force their sons to watch cricket with them
>Literally the most boring sport ever concocted, used by adults as merely an excuse to drink beer with their buddies
>Games last fucking days

their suits are so generic, why do people do this? At least the guy on the left put in SOME effort into his sona unlike the other 3

Based

It isnt specifically his fault but he shouldnt act like he had nothing to do with it.

Playing vidya doesn't mean you have to ignore your health, user. Especially if you fall for the VR meme, Beat Saber is god tier cardio.

If you're not the 1% of artists who actually get a respectable job in their field then your father is disappointing with you, he's just not showing it

If your parents love you they’ll take photos of you doing whatever. It’s not about photographing you doing something “amazing” it’s just about having a keepsake for when you’re older and can look back on it. My parents had pictures of me playing sega genesis, running through a sprinkler during the summer, birthdays, etc. It didn’t matter that I didn’t play sports

Sorta same, I won a YGO tournament at the age of like 8 and my dad kept the picture in his dash for years. Now that I think about it that hits me pretty hard.

My dad's a bigger nerd than I am. My first memory of this was in 1991 he had 6 computers and over 2000 5.25 and 3.5 floppies with games on them. He had around 80 Star Trek VHS tapes that might've included every episode and movie in the series up until that point. A catalog case full of TSR D&D modules and Dragon magazines. And a bunch of pulp Conan/Fantasy/SciFi dime novels.

My dad is literally a faggot. I'm the one who is ashamed.

>want to be rockstar
>play guitar like a madman during all my teenage years
>''all of this is just air and sound. You won't achieve jack shit doing that, it's just a hobby.''
>says it enough times and during a harder period in my teens that I end up listening
>join the military like he did because I hated school to death
>have 2 kids a wife a house but I feel empty inside

I should've just listened to my heart. Fuck parents. Even if I ended up being poor, at least I would have pursued my dreams without a feeling of dread and guilt. At least I'm doing all I can to make my kids happy and not do the same mistake.

>inb4 why are you on Yea Forums and have kids

I'm on deployment and come here between masturbation sessions

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>dad did professional fencing in europe for several years
>lost his toe to a horse
>still did it
>fast foward
>dad still doesn't have arthritis
>collects board games instead
>play board games all day with my dad
>fast forward again
>get really into shooting and sporting clays
>dad says he's proud of me
thanks dad

Alcohol at any event is outragous. Went clubbing once, paid $10 for a rum & coke, then never went back again.

Just apply to the clubs the same thing you do with the movie theatres, I smuggle in snacks and candies instead of buying them at the theatre for outrageous prices.

Then at the very least he understood the importance of not shooting your son's motivation in the face and I'm grateful enough for that.

I'm tired of living based on how I think my parents would like me to
Fuck that

Can’t make a dead person feel anything.

If by dick you mean sticking penises in his mouth then you might just be on to something!

>baseball in p.e.
wtf lmao kickball sure, but nobody likes baseball and teachers definitely aren't trying to have kids hold bats and throw balls at each other

Clubs were also shit though, the music was too loud and every girl came I'm with a dude.

>Lol your father actually hates what you do but just isn’t showing it

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My dad was a huge crackhead. He used to store it in cookie sheets and slide them under couches or whatnot. I wouldn't be surprised if slamming the sugar 24/7 didnt contribute to my crippling ADHD. My last contact with my dad was a letter I received when I was 23 where he said I was a useless homosexual because I didnt have a girlfriend and that he should beat the shit out of me for taking all his money via child support.

sit on a pillow and don't eat fucking sweets, wow, so hard. Meanwhile even doing well in sports ruins your body forever.

>doesnt create a Dad rockband
Your children would be disappointed in your lack of imagination

>be a homosexual
>get upset when called a homosexual
uhhh...

>I'm with a dude
nice slip bro, I'm glad I don't search out penile codes on the regular

Patrician fathers push their sons into swimming.

Pleb fathers push their sons into baseball/football

Nigger tier fathers push their sons into basketball

I enjoy the generic fursuits. Atleast I can pretend its just a phase and not an overarching symptom of society this way.

Father died when I was 13.
What sucks is that I know my life would have been completely different if he was alive.

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You type the same way as the jew shills on /pol/.

Hmmm ...

quit samefagging, reddit nigger,

When you get kids if you ever do you'll realise how precious free time is and when it happens I don't have much energy left

I don't care about my parents hobbies and they don't care about mine. I think it works out fine.

I have both and it's not so bad, just keep your asshole clean and don't eat sugar.

mom didn't really care what I did, didn't do anything, but I love her.

dad forced me to do shit, like boy scouts, join football team, go to movies, go to canada. Sometimes I would want to do it, sometimes I wouldn't want do that shit.

At first I wished my mom did more shit with me, and looking back with my dad, I'm glad he made me do shit even though at the time I didn't want to.

It's an abstract type of feel and this isn't video games.

nothing wrong with sports in the same way nothing is wrong with videogames. Unless your godly amazing at it, its fine to keep them on the side as a hobby. Good for you training to be good at something though. Its really cringe when I see posts going "VIDEOGAMES RUINED MY LIFE" lel no those fags ruined their own lives.

This thread is ass blasted. You don’t actually have to come up with reasons when someone attacks you.

my dad spent his time playing computer games during all my life, he has no fucking lesson to teach me about this

I graduated from my country's Navy University and my dad wasnt proud of me cause I picked logistics officer over infantry

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>Dad's parents were neglectful, abusive, and impoverished
>he has no fucking idea how to be a dad as a result
>winds up fairly abusive too, though never physically towards me, has anger issues
>pushes me into trying a smorgasbord of sports, hate them all but do it anyway because he'll take all my shit away if I don't
>terrible at them all, only really comfortable with vidya
>get berated over basically being abnormal, countless times, it all comes down to that
>grades also blow the fuck out of everyone else in my shitty little public school
>he himself has no interest in sports but watches them when other people are around and tries to pretend he knows enough to care
>get into college on scholarship for a STEM degree and move out, fairly successful at it and not far from graduating
>still a vidya-obsessed autist but he's openly proud of me
>also apparently he doesn't give a shit about the sports facade anymore and mainly watches Jojo, Attack on Titan, and Dragon Ball
I dunno man.

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>grew up playing Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy
>dad would sit next to me on weekends and watch me play
>recently diagnosed with alzheimers
>tells me to chin up since now he can experience FF4 for the first time again
>confessed to me that he would have preferred me playing baseball just like he did, but he's glad I didn't since I'm my own person and that he's proud of what I've accomplished nonetheless

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>dads favorite hobby was landscaping
>had to watch him plant shrubs for hours

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based dad

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It’s true. Any self-respecting parent doesn’t want their child to be remembered as wasting all their time on videogames like the incełs on this board do.

I fished, camped, and played football (not soccer you stupid americunts) with my father and uncles. I even joined football clubs so I have a healthy hobby to be proud of and skilled in instead of playing videogames 24/7 like you mouthbreathing troglodytes do. Gaming is a way to pass time, not a lifestyle habit.

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This is board for adults and dads.

tell me why you are here and since when

>But at least I didn't enter a lifestyle that ends the minute I hit age 35
reflexes start going down as soon as you reach 30. hope you don't play any fast paced games

all the people in my family that played sports ended up having an injury of some kind that they have lifelong chronic pain from, like bad knees and whatnot. i'd like to keep healthy joints k thx

Your disease can only be cured with .30 luger

>Having a dad
Lmao

>Implying
My dad is just as much as couch potato as I am. Instead of Vidya and shitposting he just sits on his tablet to watch YouTube videos and sits in front of the TV. If he ever wanted to do shit he went to our boat where I would hand him whatever the fuck he needed to fix the boat. We're all fucking lazy as a family and most the time my family prided us on Academic achievement like Studying and shit rather than sports

>Brazilian phoneposter trying to lecture anyone

Nice projection

If I'm ashamed of my father, it's fair play.

>grew up with my dad playing default games on his early 90's computer and Minions of Mirth
feels good

I've never been close to my dad nor anyone in my family that isn't my mom desu.
>uncles hate my family because my bitch of a grandmother didn't approve of my dad's marriage
>dad was a bitch and wanted to always please his parents despite them hating us
>uncles never cared much for us and so they never spoke to us they only spoke to my dad
>mom's family is no different all 4 aunts hate us but they pretend to like us
>shit talking behind our backs constantly despite me being a lawyer and my little brother a doctor
>none of my aunts cousins went to college, they're all working retail despite being 30+
"families" are a huge meme

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Defensiveness, huh? It’s what you worms usually do.
I usually go to /o/ and Yea Forums, but I sometimes scroll through Yea Forums once every few days to see if there’s an interesting thread. Now crawl out of the basement and get a life, you shut-in degenerate.

and people wonder why you turned out to be such a faggot.

Lying.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they found you with a rope around your neck one of these days.

>accuses others of being defensive
>talks like an offended keyboard warrior

okay pal

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miss me with that pussy suicide shit, not gonna spend eternity in hell because I'm "sad"

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I'm a regional manager at McDonald's but my brother is fucking gay furry so my dad loves me regardless of what I do, lmao.

My dad is a horrible person. Be the best person you can be for yourself not to make a failed parent proud. Having shitty parents should be motivation to not be like him.

My dad thinks Obama invented SOPA, eats nothing but raisin bran crunch, watches the same three shitty movies on repeat, has an addiction to several painkillers, probably has narcissistic personality disorder, and hates some old sportball fogey for saying he's god to the NFL.

Drugged up manchild can be ashamed as much as he wants. I'm still doing better than him. Also, OP is a colossal megafaggot.

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You think your wife has cheated on you yet?

it's inevitable for a tranny such as yourself. If you're not, good for you. Flaunt your money in front of your relatives who didn't do shit for you. In this situation the only person who needs you, is YOU.

If you don't play games competitively, you don't need hightened reflexes. I've thought competitive gaming was dumb since the Starcraft/Counter Strike days.

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>Defending Obama
Shit president
He's the one that gave the NSA the green light to do literally anything they wanted to US citizens

>tranny
my dude I'm from Saudi Arabia, I'm not a mentally ill wh*Teoid

>hell
lol

Every dependa has cheated. As long as she doesn't get fat I don't care.

>not even American
>dad tells me he stopped paying for cable
>fuckingfinally.jpeg
>tells me there's some website with links to free streams of tv channels
>says he watched CNN all the time
>all he does during family events is talk about how Trump is bad

There are no words

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Play THIS children's game instead of THAT children's game.

I'm not defending Obama. He literally didn't propose SOPA, my dad is an uneducated retard that believes everything his friends post on facebook.

My dad cheated on my mom 3 times and then drank himself to death by 51. I don't care what he would've thought.

What happens if your dad is the one sitting around doing nothing all day?

>WHY aren't MY KIDS chasing that ball like the other kids UGH

My dad is literally the exact same, except it's Fox news and how trump is good

Oh yes I dont want to make my dad ashamed .. my dad who had one kid with another woman before having me and my sister with my mom and didnt raise the first kid.

Who left my mom when I was 4 and didnt raise me or my sister either.

Who had 2 more fucking kids with some whore later and finally tried raising them and they turned out like shit atleast the boy i know is a typical angsty weed smoking lazy school dropout piece of garbage.

Def. dont want to make him ashamed.

nice reddit spacing faggot

>baseball is a child activity
>putting it and sitting on your ass all day in front of a TV *bing bing wahoo*-ing on the same level
Kys, retarded nerd.

what the fuck have spaces got to do with reddit?

We just can't win. We play into their hands no matter what.
Fuck.

>guitar music
Your dad was right. That shit is dead as fuck. All string instruments are. You should have learned keys instead.

>you're mentally ill (real mental illness not depressed or tranny syndrome)
>wonder why it happened to you
>Mom texts you about the voices she hears and about the people trying to mind control her
>Mfw i have no face
How exactly do you respond to that? Also pseudo therapy blog threads are fucking gay now please like and subscribe.

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>I played football
and you're on Yea Forums.
doesn't look like you're any better off than us. I can say I did what I wanted and didn't do shit just to please my parents.
Granted, my parents were proud of me anyway because they weren't trying to live the life they fucked up through me.

Coming from a family of uneducated poorfags, I have both the highest education and highest legal income of the whole extended family being a software engineer with a bachelor's. He's proud and my sister already has a kid so that satisfies his want for grandchildren.

>play vidya
>maintain proper diet and exercise

The two are not mutually exclusive.

I'm starting to see a theme
I guess a lot of us are here because our parents are losers who fucked us up

I say rockstar so everyone understands but I wanted into Metal
Don't even care about popularity. Someday when I get more free time I might try to get into a band for fun though

sounds your mom has schizophrenia

Stop double line breaking every other sentence. Don't single line break between sentences either. Are you that fucking retarded you can't type a paragraph?

i will use my every living moment to spite my father

Based ace detective

Not him but I never understood how that was reddit spacing.
>le green meme implication
has instilled that very same value of constant line breaks on Yea Forums and has for years.

I have both mommy issues and daddy issues. I'm a disaster of a human.

>tfw normal kid
>''hey user why don't you come over, I got a n64 with Goldeneye''
>ok
>impressionable kid shooting up people in a game, feels so intense and real heart is pumping

that's where it all started

My dad never came to my matches when I played sports. And he never owned a camera.

Achmed, I'm disappointed that you would lump us in with things that are not human.

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>he has a father in is life who pushes him to do more with his life than sit in front of a screen all day every day
You should count yourselves fucking lucky and grateful.

>oilniggers post here
Shouldn't you be stoning women or something?

who here loves their parents but really gives absolutely zero shits what they think?

All you people with daddy issues are hilarious.
Props to orphans.

>dad was a sports guy and party goer
>older brother gets into sports, i tried some but didnt like them
>we both played vidya
>dad would play with us when we were younger and usually beat us
>"come out" as artist to dad
>nothing but supportive
i think it helps he never wanted to live through us.

Metal is part of rock you autist

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Greentexting format ruined their ability to form coherent sentences. But the retards should still be able to figure out there's no need for line breaks in a paragraph.

>He goes to one of the biggest cesspools this side of the internet to talk about """""morals""""" and why our parents are """""ashamed""""" of us
Either you just had a kid and think you're on some sort of moral highground (unlikely), or you're some lost /fit/ard whose dad tried way too hard with them.

don't blame me bro, every time I interact with a wh*Teoid online it's either a faggot or a tranny. Or worse, the french.

god I wish, it's bad enough we gave them the right to drive
>ro*stoid gets license on the first day they're allowed to drive
>causes multiple accidents

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I don't disagree, I just don't understand when everyone started calling it reddit spacing, it's been used here for years. Kids coming to Yea Forums after chanology collectively lowered the attention span people on Yea Forums had, no one reads posts longer than a sentence or two anyway, unless it's broken up into some meme shit.

OP here I thought this thread died and didn't check. No wonder you guys are here you have issues with your fathers lol

I played baseball for 17 years for my dad. We're good.

Soccer is more boring. At least they score in cricket.

I'm interested in your definition of love. If you think your parents are vapid trend followers, or adherents to dumb life philosophy, or just overbearing and you have made a personal rule to not care about what they say... What is driving your love then? Nostalgia for apple cobbler?

My dad is actually fascinated by videogames because of his love of movies and science fiction. It's my mom who absolutely hates them.

yet both are very distinct. rock was anything outside of traditional for a time, and Elvis Presley isn't metal.

Kinda like rap fans don't say blues is a part of rap, cause that's where it started too.

>Wifes "son" has same facial features, eyes and hair color as father
I think carl the cuckee has some explaining to do.

you guys are lucky my dad's a pedo

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It's because reddit's formatting for some reason forces you to hit enter twice for a single line break. I'm not the one who called it reddit spacing. The excessive line breaks trigger my autism but website rivalry shit was annoying twelve years ago. Crying about reddit all the time is worse than actual redditfags.

I love them because they are fundamentally compassionate and loving people. They just don't get how the modern world works post internet so their ideas are antiquated and unworkable at best, hence why I don't care what they think.

> comparing university today to University in tsarist russia

They probably made you study all day, everyday for those 5 years

why did you come to Yea Forums to bash videogames? what is the point?

/metalgeneral/ is the worst fucking metal board out of all the boards on the internet and that says a lot about you rap/mumbling hip hop worshipping cunts over at Yea Forums

If my dad wanted me to be athlete he should have worked on his craftsmanship. Crhon's and arthritis sucks. Least I don't have Diabetes like my brother yet

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>keep healthy joints
Sitting on your ass all day damages your body just as badly.

Your lack of knowledge is embarrassing, it is metal that can actually be directly traced back to blues.

Both my parents like vidya. Mom likes Crash, Spyro and Zelda, but I don't even know what my dad likes now. I remember he liked playing BMX shit, or any games based on cars.
Honestly could be far worse.

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Yea Forums - Daddy Issues

>Dad tried once to set me up with some math homework help
>Was a lazy kid who didn't think much of it
>After a week he just went "lmao whatever" and left my stupid ass to skimp on homework
>Didn't realize how important school was until it was too late
God damnit dad I can't into math properly now. Guess this is what I get for being his wifes son.

I played sports. hated the culture around them. nothing but parents lobbying against other parents for a spot for their kid on the team. it doesnt matter what your interests are, you better play sportsball so mom and dad can brag to other parents about your athletic "accomplishments", as if they mean jack shit in the long run

agreed, but rap also so my point stands.

Offer you guys a moment of self reflection

>Parents don't
Who gives a fuck. I hate my parents.
You're a sexual trophy your father earned for conquering your mother. Don't think you're anything more to them

Metal has more of a blues genealogy than rap. Black Sabbath for all intents and purposes was a blues rock band that strictly adhered to the twelve bars.

more like
>actual boomers didn't know how to raise their kids

based

>dad is ugly
>mom is ugly
>sister is ugly
Doesn't look good senpai.

Well its an anonymous imageboard I can vent about my daddy all I want only the jannies can stop me.

I'm part Asian so I'm naturally weak and unathletic. If anyone's to blame, it's my dad for having yellow fever

Nice blog, but you have to fuck off to reddit.
Down voted.

>arthritis
>implying mashing buttons on a gamepad won't cause that

>picked the asian class
>didnt make a martial arts build
wtf are you even doing

My dad's gay and sugar daddies a retarded trailer trash bitch in her late 30s. Mom won't leave him because her quality of life would go down.

He/she doesn't even know about early Priest I bet.

No word of a lie, one of the reasons I dread having kids is because they are going to grow up surrounded by mentally fucked hapa kids who were raised by white supremacist yellow fever dads. There is going to be an explosion of elliot rodger like school shooters in a decade all over the west.

Going for the intelligence build.

>When you know somebody you've never met

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>bunch of grown men playing with balls while swinging around like cavemen and run around circles like retards
>frame worthy
Almost as bad as people watching African tree hockey.

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I havent seen my dad in years

you can have both user, believe in yourself

youtu.be/VlORWhsJjNM

I resent my parents for making me exist

One of my co-workers has a son that plays little league baseball. The kid is 14 years old. He's already had two baseball-related surgeries: One for one of his knees & one for his elbow. At 14.

And there are already kids his age in the local scene who have "retired" from the sport because of injuries. One of them isn't playing this year because of concussions.

Remind me again of the joys of physical sport?

My parents are the reason I'm a shitty person.

Got a job to pay for more vidya but my folks keep asking for money every month to pay every bill. Cant make my own savings cause they suck at budgeting and wont listen to advice
I just wanna play video games undisturbed but I'm always on edge waiting to be interrupted cause of money bullshit.
Does it get better living alone? Do you have more time for vidya?

Not that other user, but basically everything other than classical music can be traced back to blues one way or another. I really recommend you start a band if you get the chance, playing music with my friends is one of my most treasured memories and something I still do from time to time.

This.

>bunch of grown men in tights tackle eachother to the ground

Why aren't you watching American football Yea Forums? >_

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>friends
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I'd blow my brains out if I ever moved back in with parents. Yea Forums memes a lot about how it's a waste of money but it's absolutely worth it.

are you not allowed to call your wife hot if she is fat? Is fat a distinguishing characteristic of what your wife cannot be? Even if she puts on the pounds with a child? My wife can blow up all she wants if she dies from obesity I'm not helicopter husband, sink or swim!

>Dad liked cars and shit when he was young, so he gets along with my brother
>dad also loves sci-fi, so he gets along with me
>can’t into video games, but has a secret boner for HALO lore
>did a pretty good job but openly admits he made mistakes
>was okay with anything we wanted to do, as long as we stuck to it
>”If you really think you can make video games, go for it. But you have to be serious about it, no slacking off in school”
>pretty redpilled, except he clams up when I mention the JQ
>we have a great relationship
Sorry I had to flex on all you dadlets, just make sure you do a better job than your old man if you have kids.
Also, don’t tell your kids that they’re smart. That makes them lazy and entitled. Tell them they’re hard workers when they accomplish something.

Interesting that you're very open about it. That would bother the shit out of me

I wonder if it'll ever become fashionable to pre-select the gender of the child with genetic engineering. It's only the hapa males that go full supreme gentlemen; the women seem to adjust pretty well

>Dad got a useless degree in college
>antagonistic and hard to talk to most of the time
>Mom is an engineer
>has no clue how to handle other people having a hard time emotionally, thinks you can make a shit day good by telling yourself to not be sad
>couldn't trust either of them for support
And they wonder why I grew up to be antagonistic and reclusive.

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Handegg would be pretty hot if it was played by twinks and not ogres

I was a sponsored athlete until a really bad not sports related accident, and now I'm autistic tier good at games with no real goal in life other than pay my bills and play games with my wife. I do bullshit physical labor despite being fairly smart, because sports took up so much time, I didn't go to college, or self teach myself well enough to get some nice paying IT tier job. Don't even know why I'm blogposting teebeeh. Sucks to suck, I guess.

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It’s been almost four years since I’ve seen my dad. I really don’t miss him or his bullshit. In fact, I’ve had less stress and performed better in life without him around.

You can still love your girl if she gets fat but not he attracted to her. If I didn't like fatties before I won't later.

timmy is having quite the temper tantrum

>90% of parents pick female because society openly discriminates against men
>society keeps discriminating against men

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There was absolutely baseball in PE at my high school and even my middle school

Haven't been here since 2008. Why didn't he move us to /trash/?

how the skill gap is massive in baseball. playing it in a PE class would end up being like 3 kids absolutely shitting on everyone else and ruining any fun

Lol v btfo so bad the mods had to move the thread

I THINK Yea Forums SUCKS

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I can't even imagine what the autistic children that still come to Yea Forums in 2019 must be like.

>come to diary thread to read about people's shitty lives
>only like, a fifth of the fucking posts are about people's shitty lives
>the rest are plebbitors trolling poorly
Jesus christ, go have sex you fucking incels, I'm trying to wallow here.

Now we can talk about videogames

Top jek

You can do all of that and still play video games.

the comments in this thread just proved to me the world is dead and people believe their own facts, even if they are not true.