just do this, user. take a knife with you for safe measure if you want. make a scene and you'll be medded out, feet up, eating tuna salad sandwiches to your hearts content
you'll even get sympathy points from people who give a shit about you
Suppose that you want to seriously hurt yourself without dying and make it look like an accident to get away from some...
Grayson Gray
Ethan Moore
I would pull my head out of my ass, and face my fuckups
Asher Ward
Find a bunch of niggers and scream I HATE NIGGERS. You might wake up in a week.
Lucas Ross
But it needs to look like an accident
Aaron Bell
Bump
James Cruz
I would if it was something more personal, but is more of a monetary thing that could seriously fuck up my future
Henry Torres
Nolan James
make a rube goldberg machine that has something heavy in it and make it look like it crushed you on "accident"
Dylan Thompson
Get a sledgehammer and brake your foot then say that it was run over
Austin Lee
I mean the water idea is seriously doable... if not fucked. You could also roll a car over your foot. Jump from a balcony, break a leg or something.
You can also get baker acted and/or go to a pysch ward like some other anons suggested. Your choice, my man.