>I have the money and or responsibility to make other 15 year investments
Ha
Constantly bark when left outside
Dylan Evans
Matthew Morales
>socializing is a coping mechanism
Yeah its called life
Eli Bailey
>benefits you in no way
time.com
>To study the link between dogs and longevity, researchers at Uppsala University in Sweden reviewed national registry records of Swedish men and women, ages 40 to 80. They focused on 3.4 million people who had no history of cardiovascular disease in 2001, and followed their health records—as well as whether they registered as a dog owner—for about 12 years. Dog ownership registries are mandatory in Sweden, and every visit to a hospital is recorded in a national database.
>They found that dog owners had a lower risk of death due to cardiovascular disease than people who did not report owning a dog, as well as a lower risk of death from other causes. That was true even after adjusting for factors such as smoking, body mass index and socioeconomic status.
Aaron Walker
>look at all this research that proves not living in a deprivation tank is healthy
Wow this place is gone to shit
Brody Phillips
Are you mad that I posted evidence to support my claims?
Zachary Wright
May I present to you, the perfect pet. Yep, it's a fish.
Why you ask? A fish just exists. You fucking feed it because you like looking at it. When you get tired of looking at it, you stop feeding it. When it dies, you flush it down the toilet. If you're a nice user, you might try to save it's life before it dies by purchasing some medication, but most people will just buy a new fish because it's cheaper.
Grayson Phillips
>dog owners had a lower risk of death due to cardiovascular disease
Because they have to take their dogs out for walks, genius.
Owen Lewis
Oliver Carter
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Ethan Baker
Dogs have a psychological need to be subservient, and people like that.