I have a job interview this week. If I advance to the second and final round of interviews...

>I’m definitely not comfortable with substituting or synthetics.
Then you will fail your drug test, you fucking dumbass.

Oh, I’ll certainly do the home test, but doing one today will almost certainly show that I’ll test positive. I don’t even know if I’ll be offered the job, but I do know they only do two rounds of interviews, so I’m not getting my hopes up yet. I haven’t done the first interview yet - that’s this Friday. I have to complete a second interview at some point next week (I’m assuming) before I have to complete the LabCorp test.

are you fucking retarded?

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Hey you'll probably be fine but for $30 dollars and a trip to the store you can have piece of mind in the time it takes to do all that or the information to plan ahead if you fail or are close to failing. Your call.

Doing a home test now when I’m 100% sure I’d fail is just a waste of time and money. I have at least 7-14 days before I would possibly have to take this drug test on top of the 11-12 days I’ve already not smoked. If I get a call next week that they want to do that second and final interview, then I know I need to do a home test with a detox kit and see where I stand before accepting that final interview

So if you don't get caught with weed as a teenager you're retarded? Yeah makes sense

That's still a lot of assumptions. What if you're offered the job after the first interview? What if you have to go take the test immediately afterwards?

They won’t. They are interviewing ten people, and I spent a few hours reviewing interview questions with another employee today and walked me through what to expect. Guaranteed two interviews, the second which is the principal selecting one of two candidates to hire. I’m not certain if it’s immediate, if the principal / administration calls back in 1-3 days to offer the job after that, etc., but I am 100% sure after this interview Friday, two people get sent to a second interview the following week or so. I don’t know if that’ll be next Monday, next Friday, or what.

State laws < Federal laws

The numbers you see around the internet are largely bullshit. It's the upper range of time estimates from manufacturers aka total guesses. The realistic limit is probably more like 2 weeks.

I'd take a home test and see if you can stop stressing.