No faggot. They are checking for the presence of uric acid. If your fake piss doesn't have that and they are testing for uric acid (not all do) then yes you can fail. Piss isn't some super magical substance you moron. We know what it consists of and you can buy kits that contain uric acid and any reputable brand will contain it.
I've passed with fake piss 6 times. Get lost you pseudo-scientifc peddling moron.
Hey moron. Listen to my advice. Buy a drug test kit. Piss in it. This will at least give you some idea of how "clean" you are and you'll at least know if you have to explore other options.
I wasn’t aware a home kit from the grocery store or Walgreens gave much of an indication beyond pass or fail, so I’m not sure I’ll know exactly how clean I’ll be.
I’m trying not to stress myself out too much in advance, so I haven’t bothered with a home test just yet. I figured I’d wait to see how my first round of interviews this Friday goes before I worry about trying to test myself at home and prepping for the last interview.
Funny enough, I recently just took a screen urine thing at labcorp. I can tell you how the process goes if you are thinking about taking someone elses piss.
SO you walk into a room and have to sign in, and you then you go into the back room. They make you take everything out of your pockets, hat wallet etc. but dont pat you down. You get 4 minutes to fill the piss cup up to a line (Not that much) and then piss the rest into a blue dyed toilet that you CANT flush or youll auto fail. It is extremely easy to sneak something in like fake piss or someone elses piss, but I wouldnt recommend it. GL dont fail.
unless it's a government job, most likely no one is going to be watching you piss. If you've smoked daily for years, you are most likely not going to be passing any drug test. The home test basically say if you pass or fail, but if you fail, you know you have to look into other options. I've taken several drug tests for job shit in the last few years and it's always at some urgent care where they don't give a fuck and just tell you to not flush the toilet. They make you lift your pant legs and shit but they don't pat you down or anything.
So let me get this straight. You aren't even willing to at least entertain the idea of figuring out whether or not you're even currently passing/failing? So you'd rather have no idea than at least some indication of where you currently are?
Generally the kits will give you the levels they test at in the box.
If it's legal in the state of employment, unless you're going to be working for a federal contractor, they won't test for it.
Well, the good news is you won’t get the job after failing the drug screening. Maybe it will go to someone that’s not a low life drug addict
It is for teaching, so it isn’t as strict as military and energy government jobs that have constant randoms - those weren’t a threat because I didn’t smoke then.
Now that I’m a professor, I’ve smoked maybe a half gram to a gram a day, but Friday is my two weeks of not smoking. I’ll have three weeks by the time they do a second interview, and maybe a few days to a week extra before they would hypothetically make the job offer.
The website of the district, as well as current employees of this district have all stated they require a pre-screening urine test.