How to make a suicide look like an accident?

I like your idea. If no one tops yours I’ll give you my sc and you can chose what you want of mine.

Or tie enough balloons to a gun to make it float away after you shoot yourself with it

>i was only pretending to be retarded
sure fooled me

Lol dubs takes the lead. Would take a shit ton of balloons though. I have a .44 and it’s heavy as fuck

Why you wanna die OP?

Hire a hitman from the deepweb.
Have him shoot you outside with an empty wallet on you.

retard

Hang yourself and then hide the rope and lay in bed. People with think you passed away while sleeping peacefully.

both of em are shit your prints are still on them

i would just hire someone to kill you

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