How to make a suicide look like an accident?

How to make a suicide look like an accident?

I gotta lotta cool shit, best and most realistic comment will get some of it.

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Shoot yourself in the back of the head, then put the gun on your dresser after you clean the fingerprints off.

Do you want it to look like an accident so your family gets your AD&D insurance money?

get hammered and drive off a bridge and/or into water. take sleeping pills and pain pills about 30 minutes before crashing.

just like, fall off a roof or something.
"fall asleep" driving and crash into a tree
drown in a lake on your way home from a bar

Kinda not really. I just want to minimize the hurt for them and my grandparents.

Possibly. I already got a dui so it wouldn’t surprise them. I just wanna make it look as little as my fault as possible

>shoot yourself
>put the gun in your dresser after...
you're not being a dummy on purpose, are you? read it back to yourself there, bud

Smoke in bed, take pills sleep and burn.

Or take like 10 Benadryl and. Fall asleep in the. Bath tub cheap pills and you don't. Have to have a. Car or get a dui trying to get to the the place than you will have a real reason to KYS

Need a 100% success rate. Can’t afford to fail

Too many variables for falling and crashing. High chance of that crippling me and not finishing me

heroin overdose

It’s so easy. Work in construction.

That’s the joke retard

Stab yourself in the stomach while holding a knife with your t-shirt while in an alleyway

Throw your wallet onto a roof

oh wait this said accident

Sounds realistic but brutal painful and slow.

Wait around for about 90 years - current age. Possibly less.

Then stab yourself in the neck

I like your idea. If no one tops yours I’ll give you my sc and you can chose what you want of mine.

Or tie enough balloons to a gun to make it float away after you shoot yourself with it

>i was only pretending to be retarded
sure fooled me

Lol dubs takes the lead. Would take a shit ton of balloons though. I have a .44 and it’s heavy as fuck

Why you wanna die OP?

Hire a hitman from the deepweb.
Have him shoot you outside with an empty wallet on you.

retard

Hang yourself and then hide the rope and lay in bed. People with think you passed away while sleeping peacefully.

both of em are shit your prints are still on them

i would just hire someone to kill you

r/whoosh

You have a 44 get your cleaning kit out accidentally shoot yourself shit happens all the time

The first one you can use your t-shirt to dilute and push the knife into your neck, the second you can just wrap cloth around the grip or whatever

Yo, this is a good idea.
He should shoot himself in a way that doesn't look like he intentionally pointed it at his head at point-blank range.

and then they see the cloth

depends on if they even find the gun for a while, even then they might just assume the killer put it around the gun as to not let them find his fingerprints on the gun, it doesn't matter if it was suicide though, if they believe it has a high chance of being a homicide they'll go with that first, and suicide second

Inhales some mercury and make it look like and accident (broke some light shit that contains Hg and take a deep breath for like 1~20 min.)

There's also the skepticism that comes with the fact that the gun could land god knows where after he died, and the questions such as "If this was a suicide then why would he to move the gun to somewhere else?"

Just get really into hiking. start visiting state or national parks and make sure your family knows. One day you can "get lost" hiking and never return. That of course means you just go off trail really far and shoot yourself.

But don't