How to make a suicide look like an accident?

Too many variables for falling and crashing. High chance of that crippling me and not finishing me

heroin overdose

It’s so easy. Work in construction.

That’s the joke retard

Stab yourself in the stomach while holding a knife with your t-shirt while in an alleyway

Throw your wallet onto a roof

oh wait this said accident

Sounds realistic but brutal painful and slow.

Wait around for about 90 years - current age. Possibly less.

Then stab yourself in the neck