HOLY FUCKING DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

Kane is 6'6". Dustin is 6'5" or 6'4". These are shoot 2019 numbers

Or the time he electrocuted a man's testicles. Or that girlfriend he had. Or his never quite explained obsession with torturing Pete Rose.

Is that crazy bastard wearing his Corporate Kane ring gear as a goddamn mayor? Absolutely, unabashedly, irrevocably
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Or that time he raped Lita, hurled Snitsky into her, causing a miscarriage and some of the worst acting ever witnessed by man, and stood by and did nothing while Snitsky punted the hypothetical baby into the cheap seats.

Old man Kane is the same height as Braun Strowman. We know Strowman is shoot 6'8 from his career as a strongman.

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Based Mayor

Kane must have wore lifts, Goldust is only 6'6 and hes maybe an inch taller

hope he makes it to the senate eventually and introduces a bill to gas the jews

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His opponent tried using wwe against him and it didn't work

Sauce?