HOLY FUCKING DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
Damn
I unironically think he could be Governor or Senator. Either McConnel will retire; people will get sick of Rand Paul's using libertarianism as an excuse to sabotage every part of the Republican agenda; or he'll run for Governor in 2023. Maybe the based big red machine will be both a Governor and a Senator. But the rule of thumb is that meme governors are more common than meme senators.
Centrism a great career move for celebrities. You don't want to alienate people with political shit. But with centrism, both sides will think that you're on their side. (republicans are especially fond of celebrities who aren't hard left, because nearly all of them are)
Kane wears 2 inch lifts in his boots when he wrestles. That's been known since the attitude era.
Kane is only 6'8 in real life. Goldust is 6'6.