HOLY FUCKING DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
HOLY FUCKING DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
Chase Smith
Leo Adams
the big red machine kane and a child molester. neat!
Jason Ward
Based Big Red Machine
Levi Martin
oh shit I forgot Kane was the fucking mayor now. I was wondering why he wasn't on TV anymore earlier this week. Go fucking figure. And he's a Republican in a Republican area too, so even if he goes to Saudi Arabia to make big bucks this year he will still probably get reelected. God damn what a fucking chad
Hudson Jenkins
What's the political ceiling for /ourguy/ Kane?
Cameron Brown
If he had a scandal free life then probably a governor like jesse ventura
Grayson Gonzalez
Just wait till they bring up his past of burning his brother and the countless other time of attempted murder
Julian Perry
So, has Kane been considered a good mayor?
Connor Roberts
>republican
lmao
Brody Powell
So, yes.
Blake Fisher
Holy smokes!!!
Xavier Butler
:^)
Aiden Clark
It honestly makes me happy that a good guy like Kane found his place after wrestling.
James Cruz
Corprate kane s bso based
Carter Clark
Kane - 7'0"
Goldust - 6'6"
hmmmmmm
Justin Fisher
Dude has his hand in his pants...
Kayden Harris
Kane is slouching a bit.
Jeremiah Jenkins
golddust looks pure dimes here
heel GM run when?
Chase Lopez
Kane is shoot 6'8, maybe 6'9 in his youth.
Nicholas Phillips
Based Kane and Goldust
Josiah Hernandez
Kane is 6'6". Dustin is 6'5" or 6'4". These are shoot 2019 numbers
Charles Wilson
Or the time he electrocuted a man's testicles. Or that girlfriend he had. Or his never quite explained obsession with torturing Pete Rose.
Julian Wood
Is that crazy bastard wearing his Corporate Kane ring gear as a goddamn mayor? Absolutely, unabashedly, irrevocably
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Benjamin Brown
Or that time he raped Lita, hurled Snitsky into her, causing a miscarriage and some of the worst acting ever witnessed by man, and stood by and did nothing while Snitsky punted the hypothetical baby into the cheap seats.
Mason Sullivan
Old man Kane is the same height as Braun Strowman. We know Strowman is shoot 6'8 from his career as a strongman.
Justin Thomas
Based Mayor
Dylan Lewis
Kane must have wore lifts, Goldust is only 6'6 and hes maybe an inch taller
Cooper Martinez
hope he makes it to the senate eventually and introduces a bill to gas the jews
Leo Williams
His opponent tried using wwe against him and it didn't work
Jacob Moore
Sauce?
Michael Adams
>Republican
Wow, the Rock was right all along. Big red retard!
Jordan Davis
The Rock’s a republican though
Jordan Sanchez
Unless it's a hell job like NYC, you have to try really, really hard to fuck up as a mayor. If people liked his election signs and see him eating at Local Dining ®™ every now and then he'll do fine.
Daniel Brown
>only 6'6"
kayfabe heights were a mistake
Hunter Scott
based big dimes kane
Anthony Morales
Based Rocky
Aaron Young
If anything hes a centrist
>Johnson is politically ambiguous, having registered as an Independent at least once.4 But he performed at the 2000 Republican National Convention in 20005 but attended the Democratic National Convention the same year.6
>However, Johnson has been part of a wrestling-derived organization designed to increase voter turnout regardless of any partisan ideology. It’s called the Smackdown Your Vote!7 So maybe partisanship is not that important to Johnson.
>His financial contributions to society have been rather neutral and educational in nature, including a cool $1 million to the University of Miami8 and $1,000 to the Valley Education Fund in Sherman Oaks, California.9 All things considered, Johnson seems rather moderate in his views.
>He has expressed a desire to possibly pursue a career in politics and is a confirmed friend of actor and politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Bentley Hernandez
he's not a centrist he just wont put anything out in the public that will alienate people from wanting to see his movies, he's a businessman above all else
Nathaniel Butler
tbqh i forget he’s mayor and i live here
Josiah Reed
>Centrist
Big shock that Rock is a gutless retard
Luke Gutierrez
Based Kane
Logan Harris
He's has to suck Hollywood Jew dick now and play pretend politics. At least he is successful at it unlike Nash
Benjamin Ross
The Rock is a centrist in the sense that he is so afraid of offending anyone that he will never pick a side on any issue.
Leo Garcia
Jonathan Carter
based rocky working the incels
James Ward
Nash defends the act of paying black men to physically dominate you
Sebastian Rodriguez
>based rocky working the incels
>implying you have ever seen a vagina IRL
Hudson Robinson
ya seethe
Ian Baker
ya obese and virginal
Nathaniel Perez
Dustin is so fucking based I had no idea he was actually Xbox heug wtf
Jose Brown
Jonathan Lee
Damn
Connor Moore
I unironically think he could be Governor or Senator. Either McConnel will retire; people will get sick of Rand Paul's using libertarianism as an excuse to sabotage every part of the Republican agenda; or he'll run for Governor in 2023. Maybe the based big red machine will be both a Governor and a Senator. But the rule of thumb is that meme governors are more common than meme senators.
Jason Clark
Centrism a great career move for celebrities. You don't want to alienate people with political shit. But with centrism, both sides will think that you're on their side. (republicans are especially fond of celebrities who aren't hard left, because nearly all of them are)
Juan White
Kane wears 2 inch lifts in his boots when he wrestles. That's been known since the attitude era.
Joseph Murphy
Kane is only 6'8 in real life. Goldust is 6'6.