Infinite Jest

What happens after 90 days?

Has anyone noticed that the cumbrain spammer never posts in response to overtly homoerotic OPs?

You need to fap regulary if you don't have a GF, i was told this by an urologist.

examples? seethe more, cumbrain. your time is limited

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What was the urologist's surname?

Nelson

Do you want to know if he was a jew, he wasn't? you just need to jizz now and then, just don't let it become an addiction.

No joke, a urologist tried to bully me into adult circumcision once to the point that I had to tell him to relax. He was so fucking aggressive about it. Went on a rant about how uncut dicks are gross and unhygienic. And yeah, he was Jewish.

circumcised dick are less sensitive, so he wanted to dislike sex or some shit?

jaw drops

eyes pop out of head

tongue rolls out

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!

AWOOGA AWOOGA!

EE-AW EE-AW!

BOIOIOING!

picks up jaw

fixes eyes

rolls up tongue

buries face in ass

BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB

WHOA MAMA

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