What happens after 90 days?
Infinite Jest
Has anyone noticed that the cumbrain spammer never posts in response to overtly homoerotic OPs?
You need to fap regulary if you don't have a GF, i was told this by an urologist.
examples? seethe more, cumbrain. your time is limited
What was the urologist's surname?
Nelson
Do you want to know if he was a jew, he wasn't? you just need to jizz now and then, just don't let it become an addiction.
No joke, a urologist tried to bully me into adult circumcision once to the point that I had to tell him to relax. He was so fucking aggressive about it. Went on a rant about how uncut dicks are gross and unhygienic. And yeah, he was Jewish.
circumcised dick are less sensitive, so he wanted to dislike sex or some shit?
jaw drops
eyes pop out of head
tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
picks up jaw
fixes eyes
rolls up tongue
buries face in ass
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA