It's 11 PM and I'm sitting in my car about to shit my pants

did you eat the fries?

kek. Fucking get over the anxiety of shitting in public restrooms. It's not that bad.

yeah, they were great

will you be my friend and tell me more cool stories?

Why not just street shit? I’ve done it before in times of dire need.

>work at construction site
>20 males to every female
>use the female porta johns every time because they're cleaner

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I read that in Dr Manhattans voice

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>sitting on the couch playing games for hours
>decide I need to get up and stretch
>stand up and raise my arms over my head
>bowels suddenly empty a gallon of sloshy diarrhea into my pants

Should've just used the women's. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Be honest, how much do you weigh?