did you eat the fries?
It's 11 PM and I'm sitting in my car about to shit my pants
Xavier Garcia
Ryder Collins
kek. Fucking get over the anxiety of shitting in public restrooms. It's not that bad.
Hunter Taylor
yeah, they were great
Jaxon Sullivan
will you be my friend and tell me more cool stories?
Cooper Cooper
Why not just street shit? I’ve done it before in times of dire need.
Josiah Barnes
>work at construction site
>20 males to every female
>use the female porta johns every time because they're cleaner
Noah Ortiz
I read that in Dr Manhattans voice
David Bennett
>sitting on the couch playing games for hours
>decide I need to get up and stretch
>stand up and raise my arms over my head
>bowels suddenly empty a gallon of sloshy diarrhea into my pants
Michael Brooks
Should've just used the women's. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Adrian Mitchell
Be honest, how much do you weigh?