It's 11 PM and I'm sitting in my car about to shit my pants

It's 11 PM and I'm sitting in my car about to shit my pants

AMA

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based EST poster

>Open door
>shit outside
>????

pants shitting seems based

how did u find urself in this predicament user?

how did you get to this point

I'm probably wondering how you got in this situation

What kind of pants

Pics?

>have to shit real bad one day
>pull into a mcdonalds
>buy some french-fries so that I can use the restroom as a proper paying customer
>know this mcdonalds has as one person locked bathroom so picked it on purpose to shit
>see some huge homless nig shuffle from the outside into the bathroom while I'm making my purchase
>oh no
>hold my ass cheeks together as hard as I can with a box of French fries in my hand
>this nigger is ON HIS PHONE in the bathroom
>5 minutes go by and he's still on his phone talking in the fucking bathroom
>concede defeat and run to my car to try and rush home
>shit as soon as I sit down in the seat
>ruined underwear and shorts

thanks for listening