Ask for free donuts and coffee.
Make no other statements without a lawyer.
How should I talk to a Chad interrogator, Yea Forums?
Lincoln Hall
Elijah Robinson
unironically based
Luis Gray
Well duh if the lawyer is dumb then it won't work
Cameron Gomez
>She was delivered to me and I am a disciple of the Lord
>Press (X) to doubt
Christopher White
Eat a large pizza that’s the same price as a small
Carson Sanchez
simply say "if i was pressed to answer" before you answer any question
Austin Howard
>"I know all dat bullshit you talking about, save your breath. You got nothing on me, I know it, you know it. I'm changin' dollars bills thas all.
>You wanna waist my time, OK, I call my lawyer. He;s the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a goog lawyer, that by tomorrow morning you'll be working in Alaska.
>So dress warm!"
Mason Cruz
You don't. Ask for your lawyer if you say anything. If you're not under arrest just leave
Christian Collins
Say nothing and just smirk
Mason Barnes
>AM I BEING DETAINED
>AM I FREE TO GO