>cops knock on my door
>debate whether or not I want to open the door and mock them or just leave it shut and make them feel impotent
>I decide to leave it shut
>they're yelling that they have a warrant and stuff
>surprisingly to no one, they don't break down the door even though they supposedly had a warrant and just walk away like faggots
>I decide to show myself in a window and smirk at them
>of course, this gives them renewed energy to bang on my door some more, but I give them no more reactions and they eventually leave
they're so predictable and pathetically easy to give the run-around to. I watched an interrogation video where they got outsmarted by a braindead methhead. He kept tricking them into giving him coca-colas so he would talk but then he never would say anything.