How should I talk to a Chad interrogator, Yea Forums?

>cops knock on my door
>debate whether or not I want to open the door and mock them or just leave it shut and make them feel impotent
>I decide to leave it shut
>they're yelling that they have a warrant and stuff
>surprisingly to no one, they don't break down the door even though they supposedly had a warrant and just walk away like faggots
>I decide to show myself in a window and smirk at them
>of course, this gives them renewed energy to bang on my door some more, but I give them no more reactions and they eventually leave

they're so predictable and pathetically easy to give the run-around to. I watched an interrogation video where they got outsmarted by a braindead methhead. He kept tricking them into giving him coca-colas so he would talk but then he never would say anything.

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You got a link to that video?

the good cops literally tell you that you can tell them to buzz off, that way in court you cant try to suppress statements made unless they arrest you right after you make a confession or whatever, or they use strong arm or deceiving tactics.
gf is a lawyer and i hear things

youtu.be/3JbjrGT84xk?t=1471

24 and a half minutes, the guy in the blue hospital gown, after the dumb chad in the harley shirt.

Wait. What happens if you ask for a lawyer but you havent already paid for one? Do they just give you some public defender?