RED SOX ARE GETTING AWAY WITH IT EDITION Feat. Chinny
Bud Black Names Wade Davis Closer (Lol.) Dodgers Designate Yadier Alvarez For Assignment (Lol.) Brewers Extend Freddy Peralta Luis Severino To Undergo Tommy John Surgery (Lol.) Padres To Sign Brian Dozier To Minor League Deal White Sox Sign Aaron Bummer To Five-Year Extension White Sox Extend Leury Garcia’s Contract To Include 2021 Team Option Brewers Sign Brock Holt
There's no stronger MLB broship in the MLB than Sox-Cards. Winning BACK TO BACK WS and which caused the worst butthurt in lifelong history...think how many lifelongs didn't become lifelongs because of all that pain!
I think it's only right that bauie goes across fromt he reds when I add them, though I will put the sox across form the cardinals since that's a 05-06 broship
Jeremiah Powell
yeah,he cant be across from the twins damn max kepler is his nemesis
Parker Rogers
the sox hate for the royals died when that little piece of shit yordano ventura met the violent humiliating death he deserved and we all know he's burning in hell
can anyone think of a piece of shit in recent mlb that deserved more to die than yordano ventura?
this is a much more appropriate alignment. in theory, twins-brewers should be rivalrous, but I've never seen it that way in practice. I've said it before, a WS between them would be comfy and coasties would seethe
Hunter Brooks
I would be down for a Sewers-Twins world series. It won't happen this year though, because the sewers are absolutely shit right now
Is it true that a lot of the LA area can’t watch the Dodgers on TV? How do you square that? Every day that passes it becomes more and more likely that I won’t be able to watch Cubs games legally
Connor Bell
Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be banned from baseball. But since Manfred is too much of a dickless coward to actually ban those worthless cheaters, Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be drilled with a 99+ mph fastball between the shoulder blades at least once per series every year for the rest of their careers.
The Astros players should be forced to give back 100% of the bonus money they were given when they played in the 2017 and 2019 World Series.
The 2017 World Series title should be vacated. The Astros should be forced to give back the Commissioner's Trophy. The Astros franchise should be forced to surrender all of their draft picks for the next five years.
If Manfred is too impotent and cowardly to fix baseball the right way, it's up to the players to police the game themselves. Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be drilled with a 99+ mph fastball between the shoulder blades at least once per series every year for the rest of their careers. Let the Astros see how well their bodies hold up after having to get into 30 brawls this year. Those degenerates didn't just cheat. They stole money from other players by cheating. They stole money from the owners by cheating. The Astros players should be prepared to have their bodies broken. The players will fix this scandal the right way since MLB has a coward for a commissioner.
Seven Astros hit by pitch so far this Spring Training, and counting.
Little Leagues all over the country have banned the used of the name Astros for their teams. Little League uniform providers have stopped production of Astros jerseys.
I get mlb tv free from t-mobile and couple that with a vpn to get around the blackout. I use various streaming sites to watch spring training games until mlbtv kick in.
Asher Johnson
yay mettiejetties i'm so happy :D
Lucas Garcia
I call them the Houston Gastros because they really make me sick
Evan Martinez
For me, they’re the Pooston Assturds because what they did was really shitty.
Xavier Brooks
I call them houston asstros because I want the to get fucked
Justin Foster
More like Jewston Jashstros because they’ve kiked baseball
Asher Parker
Gary Sanchez is trying out a new pitch framing technique in ST, thought it was pretty cool. Apparently it's something >we picked up from the Twins.
Apparently it's great for getting low pitches to be called strikes, this should work wonders for Tanaka especially because he relies so hard on his splitter.
Tyler Cooper
astros = kikes
Cooper Perez
Who would’ve thought there could be innovations in pitch framing
Isaiah Hill
I think the only Jew on the Astros is (((Bregman))). As a team they're not very jewish. Correa and Gurriel are your standard latino racists (we generally dislike jews), Verlander knocked up a girl who looks like she could be on a Nazi propaganda poster, and so on.
I googled jews in sports ownership to see which teams were jewish and which weren't and I think I might have just become a nazi. Like every team is jew owned, it's unreal.
Right? It's awesome. MLB nowadays is all high fastball low breaking ball, so of course catchers are going to adapt and get better at making that low curve/slider look like a strike.
Colton King
I hate this goddamn Marquee sports shit. Individual sports team networks are bullshit
Ryan Sanchez
yeah it's relatively new for garver too, he did a lot of work on improving his defense in the offseason. The one concern you might have with it is that the kneeling spot for it seems like it has the downside of introducing a certain weakness towards pitches spiked in the dirt. even though the catcher is low towards it, if it breaks sideways he's not in a good spot to cover it. it was a little bit of a problem last year.
Wyatt Roberts
>being this scared of Jews
You’re a pussy
Grayson Martinez
I wouldnt mind if I could watch it.
Alexander Ross
It's amazing how baseball teams are preventing young fans from watching them on TV, even though literally every baseball fan will tell you hey got into baseball watching their local team on TV as a kid. It's so absurdly shortsighted.
>The one concern you might have with it is that the kneeling spot for it seems like it has the downside of introducing a certain weakness towards pitches spiked in the dirt That's a good point. Might be a problem with the Yanks this year, with Tanaka leaning so hard on his in-the-dirt splitter and Cole having that nasty knuckle curve that looks just like a fastball until it just falls off the table.
I'm not scared of jews, I just think it's wild how much influence they have on pro sports. My own people (Cubans) are roughly as numerous a Jews (about 2% of the population), if we owned half the pro sports teams in America you guys would certainly be asking questions, right?
Camden Rogers
Alert we got a free thinker over here!!!
Henry Morris
/(((pussy)))ol/
Mason Hall
Oy vey manfred ain't gonna like dis
Charles Baker
Probably works better with pitchers who are fastball/curveball rather than guys who are fastball/slider. I'm only vaguely familiar with the Twins, but Berrios and Odorizzi are both curveball guys, right?
that's bogus. I'm a comcast cuck so if I can't get it legally IDK what I'm going to do. I know streaming is an option but fuck having to watch it on my laptop or connect my computer to my television every time. Think I might just watch the white sox. Call me a fair weather but literally fuck that faggot Ricketts if he thinks he can just dick over the largest cable provider in Chicago
Colton Morgan
it’s gotta be warm and stinky by the stretch eww
Benjamin Johnson
Warm milk is good for naptime :3
David Campbell
I believe that's correct. Berrios has a changeup, I believe odo also has a change and a cutter. I want to say he runs both a 2seam and a 4seam, but it gets so weird trying to specify pitches. one of the bullpen guys, Zach Littell goes fastball and two kinds of sliders.
Caleb Sanders
this.
Asher Nelson
>but it gets so weird trying to specify pitches Yeah one of the weirdest things about describing pitchers is that there is often no clear definition. For example, Kluber throws a pitch that is literally a perfect hybrid of a slider and a curve in terms of vertical/horizontal movement and nobody knows what to call it. Pitches get misclassified all the time.
There are some nice things about that stadium like the architecture on the left field side and those windows, but the rest just looks bleh and average.
Mason Taylor
I hope your pumpkin yield is good this year!
Parker Miller
The upper left field seats look dangerous, imagine a drunk fan trying to catch a home run ball in the front row
Jayden Campbell
There should be railings there I believe
David Rodriguez
Newfag?
Noah Bell
I didn't even mean it like that, but yeah that's ironic
Wyatt Ortiz
i know what you were refering to, but yes
Zachary Lopez
Nope, I will never see this team win. I am sure of it. Two extra inning game 7 losses.
>This team is really doing a bang-up job this season
Ryder Jones
>the tie goes to the runner
Julian Fisher
>minute maid is abuzz with excitement
Jason Richardson
We know captain chaos...we know erg...we know red emoji...but who's the real head honcho?
John Russell
DG
Owen Clark
pissboi squad report
Angel Foster
Anthony Recker.
Dylan Sullivan
BAJP
Nathaniel Long
o i fair ya n then i condition ya put my piss on ya
Noah Martin
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
That's all it takes for the Astros to break the rules of baseball with the intent to steal the championship title away from your team. Why don't you cheat?
Based fucking stros givin ya the death stare beatin and cheatin ya no remorse even a smile oh god
Oliver Morales
bang bang lose! kek bang bang lose
Noah Nelson
As an astros fan I'm so sorry. We don't evn want the ring anymore. I bleed astro orange but good god this is hard to defend. I'm so sorry
Ian Lee
This. As an astros fan we fucked up big time. Im gonna try to make it up to you guys but i dont know how
Austin Gomez
To make up for my team's mistakes (as an astros fan) I've decided to do a gay gang bang...a gayng bang if you will.. Of a yankees fan a dodgers fan an indians fan and a rays fan plowing my ass to planet repentance...i don't want them to take it easy on me...i deserve this punishment and i hope after it's done you all can forgive my sorry lil ass and my sorry team...
Honestly as an astros fan I'm not proud. I was proud til this happened. I want to apologize to mlb and i think we should go ahead and give back that ring
>Cheat >Win world series because of it >Most you get is a slap on the wrist What the fuck is the League doing?
Andrew Bailey
they know that they cant let this go because it will ruin their reputation by vacating a title. its stupid and vile but all for marketing.
Asher Brooks
manufacturing interest
Jose Carter
We messed up. We won't do it again. We need to right our wrongs as fans and as an organization. We have to repent to the right people. We have to seek reconciliation. As astros fans we need to be better and hold ourselves and our team to a higher standard. All I can say is I'm so sorry.
Fake astros fan spotted. Quit trying to make us real ones look bad.
Joshua Reed
On behalf of Astros fans everywhere, I know what my team did was wrong and I apologize.
Lucas Kelly
because other teams did it and they arent about to punish over 10 teams that partook in this type of sign stealing
Landon Murphy
>cope >when you choked the last world series lmao, maybe dont lose all your home games then in the world series. then again whats more embarrassing: losing a world series to a team that never won one, or being caught cheating?
Daniel Hill
We know what we did was wrong. Bear with us please. We are trying to right our wrongs and rebuild the trust that we fractured. Just give us the chance. I know it's more than we deserve but I'm beggin ya
>losing a world series to a team that never won one Idk ask the doggies doos. anyway the fact that we were a game from winning it all btfos your cope about us not making the playoffs.
Asher Mitchell
As astros fans we played a part in this. We messed up. We can be better. We will strive for excellence this time. We failed to hold ourselves and our team accountable but we can change. We won't let this happen again. We are so, so sorry.
Dylan Ross
really? Also sounds like houston because you gave the who sox a world series title that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucking remembers. Then again the dodgers should've closed that series out and whatever, but im not them or the yankees
Anthony Jenkins
Sorry above me
Ian Nelson
I apologize to baseball fans everywhere for my Astros cheating and still losing kek.
Luke Stewart
Now you're just being an asshole and a dumbass
Joshua Ramirez
I'm sorry! But the fact is my Astros cheated and still lost kek!
If you don't have spectrum (used to be time warner before the merge) you can't get the dodgers channel. Fans who can't get the games usually turn to stream sites. I'd recommend mlb66 or bila for spring training. Lazyman is great too.
Nathaniel Rogers
kek doggie doos fans dont even get to watch their team choke at home kek
Gavin Bennett
Let's all dial it back a notch
Asher Gray
I’m turning the dial as much as I can but my dodgers just won’t show up on the screen
>People consider those characters "cute" and "endearing"
Jeremiah Diaz
Enjoy your 70 win season.
Jose Lopez
I suggest that every team activate one AA pitcher to use as an opener against the Astros with the sole intention of knocking their blocks off. Let him get tossed, pay him a bonus, and let him serve his suspension. Be the hero we need, Manfred.
Hudson Lee
stomper is cute and endearing. elephants fucken rule
he should be forced to swallow five diamonds and his World Series ring m, shit them out, retrieve them, then eat them again at every at bat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irene_Zisblatt
probably riding around the mid teens right now. finally started seeing the first hint of that V this past week
Adam Miller
based winky...
Anthony Martinez
winky seein' dat v
Tyler Rogers
couldna done it without u babe ;-*
William Diaz
my bmi is currently sitting at around 25 winky...how do i get to see the v like you winky???
Brayden Sanchez
vinky
Ian Edwards
eat exactly goal weight times ten calories per day for three months, consume zero liquid calories, do squats, legs-out pullups, and dips until you puke
Charles Hill
twinky
Austin Roberts
inching ever closer to that d
Matthew Edwards
Christian Yelich Oh wait I already know what everyone is going to say BASED
let;s make sure to do our staduum handed out chants!!! this ones for the teamies
Here-we-go-team-ies-here-we-go-*clap clap clap* hit the long home run strikem-out *clap clap clap* teamies int he building lets go*clap clap clap* taemies pwnin ya omigosh *clap stomp smile* teamies make ya seeth*kek**stopm* *clapu*
who knows if it'd actually work out for him, considering his last few years of batting were pretty mediocre. for an NL reliever though, having a guy that could throw 94 and bat above .200? kind of interesting, having a reliever that you don't have to necessarily burn a bench player to PH for.
Real astros fans don't brag about 2017, stop making us look bad
Juan Morris
NOOOOOOO STOP DUDE YOU CAN'T DO THAT USING A CAMERA IS NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY HE'S CHEATING MAKE HIM STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Am I the only one who isn’t mad about the Astros “cheating”? I’m not even an Astros fan, but I think other team’s are just jealous they didn’t think of the Astros’ techniques first.
Tyler Mitchell
For me, it's Cubs.
Christopher Jones
Based, me too
Connor Wright
My twinnies finna fuck ya!
Carson Rivera
Greetings SD bro. You guys may not have the better baseball team, but Tacos El Gordo is better than anything I've had in LA
look at this obsessed dude. he is so obsessed that the obsession has become his identity. without his obsession he is nothing and so to prove his existence his obsession must continue to grow stronger. there is no one more obsessed in the universe.
Joshua Robinson
Who here is watching spring training? I’m watching Cubs and Angels.
Why have we still not heard about the Red Sox scandal
Sebastian Cooper
>all the resd giving akiyama high fives coronavirus activated
Kevin Turner
Most of the hate comes from the Astros triggering the news media with “Im so fucking glad we got Roberto osuna” guy. That and the fact the Astros snubbed the Yankees out of a World Series 3 times (2015, 2017, 2019) makes these media powerhouses PISSSED and SEETHING.
Somehow they were able to convince other mouth breathing morons into thinking the big bag Astros are the only team that was digitally sign stealing and relaying signs to batters when Carlos Beltran openly stated the Astros were behind the times on sign stealing and had them do what he did on a previous team.
It’s gonna be fun seeing orbit shoot these retards with silly string if they show up to MMP
Aaron Gray
I want all the fucking teams involved caught and players suspended. Players are suspended for steroids, they should be suspended for this as well.
William Rodriguez
I spy with my little eye... a houspie!!
Luke Parker
/hoc/ owns ya
Juan Morales
Cubbies you numpties.
when did that divide between them happen anyway
Gabriel Barnes
based
Colton Myers
Imagine losing to the poodres kek
Jaxson Price
I mean...the Dads are 7-1 so far in ST. I don't think there is anything wrong with losing to them in ST. ST doesn't count. You don't hear me swearing up and down that the Dads are going to be good this year because they're doing well in ST. And not only ST, but early ST. It doesn't matter. Lets see them have a record like that in the regular season then maybe I'll let myself think something of it.
Cricket only has two bases, they're like 20 feet away from each other, and the bat is a fucking paddle, so I don't see how a no-hitter is even possible
I recognize Prince Harry, Rodger Federer, and Bill Gates, but who's the guy in the gray polo shirt?
Robert Rivera
Metsies are going to trade Matz to yanks for Miguel
Camden Hill
>Mets trade the Mets for one Yankees player I mean I'll take it but I'm not sure how this is fair to you guys
Nicholas Cooper
>are if that happens I would really reconsider what BVW is having. Matz is a decent starter but why for andujar? Thats such a bad trade. Also why do they need him anyways? Mcneil can play 3rd fine
Brody Gutierrez
>the Mets for one Yankees player Yankees get fleeced in this deal
Liam Barnes
The Mets and yankees will never trade with each other Yankees got asshurt that the Mets wanted Gleyber Torres for deGrom a few years ago for some reason. Their fans still think its hilarious that the Mets asked for an all star player in exchange for an elite pitcher
Jace Sanchez
they make minor trades at worst. If this ever does happen, theyre stupid letting wacha and porcello be the 4 and 5 starters. Let matz be the 4th starter still, and let wacha and porcello fight for the 5th spot and the loser becomes a reliever. However, yankees need ANY pitching so this trade makes more sense to them
Isaiah Campbell
Syndergaard and Matz are so injury prone, they're counting on one of the two not making 30 starts. Someone in the front office has a brain and convinced Brodie he needed 6 starters instead of 5
I think the Cubbies have a great team this year. Grandpa Rossy is already one of the better managers in the game. Amazing starting pitching, unbelievable offense. Kimbrel is ok but the bullpen could use work. This team looks great
Ayden Morris
>he’s seriously gonna rate spring training
Tyler Diaz
It's not about Spring Training. Cubbies had the best record in the National League just 2 years ago. Last year they had the worst luck in the league. Do the math! They have a great chance this season
Hunter Cooper
And the math says no playoffs
Liam Davis
get fucked dickhead
Andrew Reed
Apparently Bauer intentionally tipped his pitches vs the Dodgers today. Is it too late to join the BASED Bauiebros?
that’s fine just enjoy it and hope for .500 ball come summer
Parker Reed
Come down to gaype louis and bang bang our state of the art fairies.
Ayden Harris
As a gay louis fan this isn't funny. I come here every couple months and this is a sick attack. Why are you altering the team names oh my god what is even the point oh my god
Zachary Perez
I recognize this assholes posting style from the gamefaqs forum...hes always using ellipses there too ohh god i cant stand him
Dylan Sanchez
I came here for the postseason bantz & epic memes and the regulars here are behaving like animals. We need to make this place more like websites I'm accustomed to, or I'm going to throw a fucking seethe you wouldn't believe
Matthew Price
I recotnize this wanker from rhe gay bar over on the fairies of gay louis hes always saying "oh i fuck ya" and getting wasted its definitely him guys ignore him
Josiah Hill
I'll be sitting phone in hand until 8 AM sharp when my attorney will be hearing about this
Charles Reyes
My lawyers are in cotacts with Yea Forums subpoenas will be had you crossed a line when you included my berds in your "bants"
Carter Baker
My heckin' berbies
Lincoln Hughes
alrighnt i don't even get the point of this it's only funny when you bant teams that deserve it oh my god we don't deserve this why god whyyy