How does this fat faggot lost his virginity and get a gf while I don’t?

Because you’re fat and white whereas he’s black. White women cannot control their urge for BBC.

You may be shocked to learn that most places are full of women, and most of them are less shitty than Miami

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Lmao edp has a MBP (micro black penis)

keep seething virgin

Miami is only shit if you're poor, if you live in a flyover state you're too poor to live the good life here so stay there as your price bracket will only give you access to ghettos

based edp

>Cali
Not even close
>I'm in Miami
Tallahassee. It's like playing tinder on recruit mode

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Why do they all look so plastic

>what is a preset
They even make me look good.

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All the FSU bitches, nice