How does this fat faggot lost his virginity and get a gf while I don’t?
How does this fat faggot lost his virginity and get a gf while I don’t?
Noah Allen
Ian Carter
He lost his virginity getting fucked by the Eagles
Cameron Parker
post a pic of his GF
Ryder Adams
nice
Cooper Watson
Y'all just don't know the game man
Chase Hill
FUCCCKINNGGG NORMIEEEEE GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wyatt Cruz
Okay mr chad, tell us how does the game work then. In great detail pls and no "just bee yourself" :^)
Carter Nguyen
Cali?
I'm in Miami and it's full of women like he's posted, easy as fuck
Luke Phillips
>Make a fake tinder profile with a random picture of a Chad from Google
>"Look at me I'm swimming in pussy"
Is catfishing a sport Yea Forums?
Kevin Smith
You just sound like a guy who doesn't jack off in Holocaust memorials.
Noah Myers
Because you’re fat and white whereas he’s black. White women cannot control their urge for BBC.
Daniel Peterson
You may be shocked to learn that most places are full of women, and most of them are less shitty than Miami
Isaac Nelson
Robert Rogers
Lmao edp has a MBP (micro black penis)
Gabriel Rivera
keep seething virgin
Miami is only shit if you're poor, if you live in a flyover state you're too poor to live the good life here so stay there as your price bracket will only give you access to ghettos
Bentley Phillips
based edp
Cooper Long
>Cali
Not even close
>I'm in Miami
Tallahassee. It's like playing tinder on recruit mode
Henry Bennett
Why do they all look so plastic
Easton Nelson
>what is a preset
They even make me look good.
Eli Thompson
All the FSU bitches, nice
Cooper Long
>turn up or transfer
surprisingly based
Mason King
american hoes are easy to fuck, i'm a overweight autist yet i have fucked several bitches that looked like that from tinder,
>they def are not marriage material, looking for a euro girl for that
Samuel Baker
>Thots
miss me w /that shit holmes
Christian Murphy
losing your virginity is easy if you really give a fuck about that, you realize you can just pay people for sex right?
as for the gf even a shit person like edp can get one because he's famous now
Dominic Nelson
Simple
>be tall
>be white
>be fit
>be approachable
>don’t “be yourself,” be confident, almost cocky
And you’re set.
Also updated screenshot the first one is old
Chase Reyes
based chad
Jackson Cox
>be tall
shit
>be white
shit
>be fit
shit
>be approachable
shit
>be cocky
shit
guess I'm fucked???
Parker Thompson
its over
Liam Richardson
>mfw I am manlet arab
Thank god I am volcel so this shit doesn't matter and if I actually wanted a relationship I just can ask my parents to arrange me a marriage