Have sex please. No idea why you would get butthurt about a link but lack of sex is probably a factor. You probably will need money for the sex thing so watch the podcast and make some money, you'll probably need it. In b4 you say you are a chad.
Adrian Williams
read a book
Brayden Miller
just report it for spam and move on, don't give that faggot any more attention
Wyatt Roberts
suggest me one, I just finished one last night and i'm trying to find something new.
Benjamin Brown
American posters really are helpless... wow.
Gabriel Adams
i read books in 4 different languages
Luis Hall
can I have some football thanks
Jacob Perez
I for one will not be posting in that Reddit meme no news thread.
Logan Foster
>LAC: Eagles offered Howard, pick swap for Gordon
So if this trade doesn't happen how on earth will Howard feel about this?
John Young
>how come no one want me, man?
Michael Rivera
Its just business. Why would he feel any type of way?
Ryder Brown
Bears are so fucked tomorrow. Rodgers has full control of audibles. New high power offense. Best statistical qb in history.
Put your money on the pack big here, boys. Go pack!
Landon Moore
Because they're basically saying they'd rather have Gordon than him. Doesn't sound like there's a lot of faith.
Hunter Gutierrez
>unironically okay with no news and low effort Facebook/Reddit meme OPs
Brandon Martinez
How bad are the eagles going to kill the *******s on Sunday?
Ryder Martin
Miles Sanders will be RB1 anyway
Julian James
What is the best city in the united states for someone who hates the NFL, hates football, hates baseball, hates MLB, hates the NBA, hates basketball, hates NHL and hates ice hockey?
Blake Hughes
Boston.
John Hill
RB1 who gets 10 touches tops per game.
Josiah Miller
Eagles probably win by like 10+ I would think.
David Ward
You didn’t format the thread properly. This is the real general
Don't quit now. They're on their way to going 8-8 in a year.
Ayden Stewart
At least >we got rid of Adam Gay and Tennekek. But yeah this season will be tough. I'm pretty excited about the next draft though. Based, is your mom single?
Joseph Reyes
Nah. I'm one of the lucky ones who's parents never split up.
Andrew Garcia
>quitting this close to the end of the patriots cancer
Kevin White
Fuck yes!
Only $50 mil guaranteed and they can get out of the contract after 4.
Charles Johnson
The Dolphins are going to do better than people expect this year. You shouldn't be sad right now. Think of it this way: your very first game, you get to dab on people. Fitzmagic is going to dunk on the Ravens even though literally everyone has the Ravens winning. Gives you a solid week of shitposting banter.
On top of that, keep this in mind: last year, 3 teams ranked in the bottom 6 of the league at the beginning of the year(Texans, Colts, Bears) made the playoffs.
Football is unpredictable friend. Show some gumption. Believe in a wild card this year.
Hudson Rivera
Imagine coming into the kitchen in the morning and your mom looks like THAT haha
How do you feel DeVante Parker will do with fitzmagic throwing dragons?
Xavier Hill
I mean, ok? Anyone who's watched film and seen a stat book would rather have Gordon than Howard at this point. Its up to Howard to change the perspective on that. He knows that. He knows he isn't an entrenched starter. He knows no matter which team he ends up on it will be a "prove it" situation. He was a 3 ypc runner last year. He could be cut with one more season like that.
Michael Watson
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Angel Bennett
Based
Aiden Bailey
so insecure and not even an NFC Norris fan. I hope you die
Zachary Long
The thing about Zeke is that he does EVERYTHING that a running back is supposed to be able to do, and he does it all incredibly well. He's fast and he's durable, he works well in any blocking scheme, he's great as a receiver either spread out wide or out of the backfield, and he's a fantastic blocker. He really is the ultimate running back, probably the Platonic ideal of running backs. Even Saquon up in New York isn't the same, because Zeke is better than him as a blocker. Zeke literally has no holes in his game as a running back.
And speaking of Pollard, he seems like a good RB but his blocking in the preseason was shit. He almost got Dak killed on multiple occasions.
Jaxson Long
Replace zeke with Melvin gordon and pollard with Zeneca and you are correct....
Jason Johnson
Nice hot take. Not.
Luke King
Pollard is great but hopefully he gets better at blocking so he can lighten Zeke's load a little bit. He has room for a lot of improvement. But overall, Zeke is the RB the offense is centered around and the best RB in the league.
This is so much heavy bullshit lol how are cuckboys fans consistently the most delusional around the league?
Jonathan Turner
I'd say that zeke is above average but by far not as good as people make him out to be. Definitely not worth 90 million and I think no rb should get a 6 year contract
Easton Carter
>pff.com/news/pro-previewing-the-toughest-and-easiest-schedule-ahead-of-the-2019-nfl-season >CHICAGO BEARS >One of the reasons we were quickly on the Bears’ under early in the offseason, Chicago plays in what might be the most evenly yoked division in football. Their toughest stretch begins in October, where they play New Orleans, Philadelphia and both Los Angeles teams in the span of five games. December isn’t any kinder to the Monsters of the Midway, however, as they play the Cowboys, Chiefs, Packers and Vikings the last four weeks, the latter most the fourth-consecutive year they play in Minnesota to close the regular season.
Nicholas Perry
gambling is degenerate and you will only lose money long term
Blake Richardson
Dallas is so fucked if they don't win in the next couple years.
Adam Murphy
They still have dak so they won't be making the sb anytime soon
Mason Stewart
Can't believe we survived another off season
Carter Diaz
I just don't get paying a RB that much. I get it if you have a young cheap qb that's good enough to lead the offense you get extra money for a star somewhere else, but why not get an edge rusher or a shutdown corner? RB is the most replaceable offensive position. The Bears are doing what Dallas should have done.
Nolan Murphy
I agree. Especially if you have such an o-line as Dallas, which is the main reason for their dominant rungame.
Brandon Myers
all for another patswinlol
Anthony Collins
They're in the same division as the Eagles, they face them twice a year, and they still haven't figured it out.
At the end of the day I don't think it's even fully related just to Zeke's ability, but in franchise history. Jerry likes to be known as the guy that takes care of his players. If they went money, he throws it at them. One of his biggest regrets in life is letting Emmitt walk away, regardless of the fact that it was the right thing to do at the time. This is primarily a Jerry move, not a team move.
Not a packers fan but I expect Rodgers to play well, win, and the bears defense to already show signs of regression without Fangio. Mitch is the wildcard and he could beat Rodgers if he plays out of his gourd but he probably won't.
Ian Torres
The Eagles and Bears have 2 of the best rosters in the league easily. The Bears have a tough schedule though.
John Myers
Bears are gonna win by at least 7 points.
Jaxon Morales
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Carolina’s new sleek and streamlined Offense. The advantages are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical game management and how you don’t need quarterbacks, tight ends, wide receivers, and offensive linemen most of the play’s genius will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also David Tepper’s (our new owner) nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation of the team- his personal philosophy draws heavily from American Leftist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these offseason moves like signing Eric Reid, to realise that they're not just shallow, cynical appeals to zoomers/leftist media conglomerates for good PR- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Panthers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Carolina’s existential catchphrase "Keep Pounding," which itself is a cryptic reference to Norv Turner’s (our OC) instistence on only doing run, run, pass, punt every possession in every game for eternity whether it works or not (it doesn’t). I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ron Rivers's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Carolina tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>best roster Ravens >best defense Also ravens >best coach ALSO Ravens >pro Owl QB AAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Colton Edwards
>lenigger
Colton Lopez
Lol
Liam Cruz
Question why do dumbasses buy team jerseys with players names on them? Most of the time in 5 years that player is gone and the team is ass.
Owen Phillips
Im a ravens fan. We’ll be lucky to go 10-6
Jose Rogers
What shit ass team do you root for that only keeps good players for 5 years?
Jonathan Anderson
I only buy team legends and Super Bowl winners.
Colton Wood
I’m a Texans fan
Tyler Jones
Oh no no no no
Jayden Howard
I legitimately think the Bears will seriously injure somebody tonight, maybe Rogers because he's made of glass, but if you've watched the player interviews most of the players aren't even talking about the game or winning, they just want to fucking hit somebody. Mack is chomping at the bit and people have claimed they fear for their life whenever they see Smith, they're ready to fucking go.
Why are we smiling? Did you forget we're at the first stage of the Browns cycle: the Optimism Stage?
Carter Smith
Ugly ass jerseys too. I mean what's the actual point of supporting a team like that?
Tyler Rogers
If you like a player enough to buy his Jersey you don't know how to dress in a way that makes you attractive to females and should probably just let him fuck your wife or your mom
Luke Brown
>wearing jerseys to attempt to fuck women I wear jerseys because I like the player and the team you moron.
Jason Lopez
I TOOK A GIANT DUMP ON YOUR MOMS COOTER LAST NIGHT INCEL
Jonathan Powell
What if you steal the jersey?
Austin Torres
I wear oxford cloth button downs because I’m not a fucking child.
Connor Martinez
>oxford cloth button down >not school picture day tier
Enjoy looking like a giant 8 year old, fag
Hudson Murphy
MR BIG MAN LOOK HOW BIG THIS MAN IS OH WOW A BIG MAN A BUTTON DOWN MAN OH LOOK AT THIS BIG BUTTON DOWN MAN
Give me the microphone. Listen up. I'm sick and tired of all you anonymutts runnin' your mouths. Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "Lameme" this, "Lenigger" that. Well guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take my mouse (WHAT?) I'm gonna click on the post number (WHAT?) I'm gunna start typing in the reply box (WHAT?) I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box (WHAT?) I'm gunna call you a faggot (WHAT?) A retard (WHAT?) An autist (WHAT?) A no good son of a bitch (WHAT?) I'm gonna solve that captcha (WHAT?) The one with the fire hydrants (WHAT?) The one with the stoplights (WHAT?) The one with the crosswalks (WHAT?) The one with the cars (WHAT?) The one with the busses (WHAT?) The one with the STOREFRONTS (WHAT?) I'm gonna click submit (WHAT?) I said I'm gonna click submit (WHAT?) I'm gunna derail the the thread (WHAT?) Send all you race baiting sons of bitches home (WHAT?) I said I'll send you back (WHAT?) AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE (WHAT?) CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
>he still plays video games Don't you have some growing up to do?
Sebastian Edwards
Yes that's the explanation but that doesn't change the fact that's a bad decision. To see a franchise be this loyal to their players is nice but the cuckboys have come to a point where they give up their chances of winning a championship for the sake of being loyal. It's one thing to give your slightly above mediocre rb a lot of money, but a 6 (six!) year deal is just plain stupid for that position
Colton Flores
Who is old faggot and what are the gayvens?
They are a top 3 AFC team. Which puts them top 5 in the NFL.
Ryder Lewis
i hope you are watching that shit ironically.
Liam Nguyen
>old faggot seething gayvens won't make the playoffs. How long will you seethe?
Ethan Howard
Shut up roach, don't you dare talk to Chad Bay that way. fucking scum
Angel Morgan
Grim indeed, are you busy today? Go to sleep early and wake up super early to watch the game.
Eli Miller
The ravens barely make the top 3 in their own division
Caleb Rogers
You said the same thing last year. Im sure you'll be right eventually but it wont be any time soon.
Hello, Old Bay. Total silly how you have to take your trip off in order to defend yourself. This is you and it makes you seethe at the fact you simply cannot deny it's you because of the litany of instances where you carelessly exposed yourself.
this is possible but i’ve to travel up the country and will need my wits about me so i don’t fuck it up and end up stranded in the middle of nowhere
David Powell
It's so obvious what's holding him back to becoming the true goat. He should just accept himself as he is. Repressing his true sexuality has had an extremely negative impact on his potential.
Ryan King
And how far did the gayvens get?
Brandon Cruz
"He wasn't bad, it's just that the Bears' defense is THAT good!"
Juan Sanchez
Why doesn’t the NFL have a streaming service instead of relying on old, technologically defunct TV stations?
Like, offer a basic package that lets you watch just one team. Then a more advanced package for any team you want. And then one that gives you NFL Access or whatever gimmick thing they have now
I “steal” NFL games, but only because I’m not going to pay for something as retarded as traditional television packages. Imagine actually having Dish or DirecTV physically coming into your house and installing a dish and box, drilling holes in your wall so you can pay them to watch shit you can watch on a computer or smart TV for 1/10 the effort and 0/10 the price
They have a deal with direct tv right now. I think once their contract ends how ever many years they signed for they will release a streaming service
Blake Carter
NFL is the only thing keeping television alive along with THE current show they AstroTurf social media heavily with to create artificial interest like Game of Thrones or Walking Dead before it
Jaxon Robinson
Don't you have dazn in the US? I think you can watch redzone over Amazon too
Landon Taylor
first of all >gameplay second >obsessed third >seething
Christian Wood
>he posted it again! lmao xDDDDDDD ebin mutt btfo by regional arthropod
Luis Diaz
I’m on mobile rn >paying for Big Bang Theory and other stuff nobody watches Makes sense. Can’t wait for that contract to expire
Ethan Jenkins
might be the go honestly
Gavin Scott
I can afford it I just prefer not to be fucked in my ass every month.
Hudson Smith
quads say patswinlol
Oliver Howard
Old gay btfo yet again
Adam Walker
>Unironically defending cable TV you're not even clever anymore, I just feel bad for you.
It's awful because not only does it throw the rest of the team under the bus after a really decent offseason, but you won't be allowed to say anything about it because people who don't watch football will say you're mad that a black man is getting paid
Connor Bell
Choosing cable over a streaming service is just dumb. I’m not saying that to be mean or anything. It’s more expensive for less. Cable companies had their chance to offer streaming services with the vast resources they HAD (not anymore), but they didn’t and so deserve to die out
Nathan Brown
You didn't need quads to say that, m8.
Leo Ward
I mean, you basically worship some low level shitter. Dude is an actual murderer.
Evan Perez
Yeah hopefully the game isn't a shitter after all the trouble you go through.
Dominic Powell
>trubisky vs an actual offence i’m expecting it to be so
Yeah because they're spent the past 10 years dealing with a "Dial-A-Dom" Dumb Capers "defense" that Aaron Rodgers had to bail out frequently with hail Mary bullshit heroics because he also had to audible out every single one of Mike McCarthy's "playcalls." In fact, it's amazing the Packers even won anything, much less a Super Bowl.
Carter Gonzalez
They'll call you a bootlicker because they see it as players standing up for their right to pocket what their boss truly owes them, without realizing these obscene contracts that they're celebrating basically amount to one guy getting to eat at the master's table while the rest of the "slaves" are left to fight over scraps. Then they'll suggest "why not just get rid of the salary cap" because these niggers will never admit to being wrong
Jordan Baker
people seem to forget how stacked that 2010 defense was despite Capers. The yards and TD's that defense gave up despite leading the league in turnovers was astounding.
abbathfags are always gay normies but pure holocaust is still one of the sickest bm albums ever made
Joseph Nelson
Daily reminder that we would have more comfy snow games during the season if cuntservatives didn't ruin the planet.
Jaxon Wood
Oh yeah, that defense was talented enough to win on their own and they did. It just gets crazy when all of those great players left and Rodgers had to put the team on his back because now he had no defense AND a retard coordinator instead of a good defense and a retard coordinator.
Jose Ramirez
>cuntservatives more like everyone
Jack Miller
Thx American bros, I think I'm gonna get one then
Samuel Peterson
THERE'S FOOTBALL TODAY THERE'S A REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL GAME LATER ON THIS DATE I'M SO HAPPY BROS
Kevin Lopez
you'll even get to watch Rodgers get dabbed on
Nolan Myers
Isn't that just because there's more dome teams/southern teams?
Lucas Gray
Tubiscuit is a memer and a gamer tho. Its always entertaining even if he's fucking up. Unless you're a burrs fan
Lucas Bennett
I guess, but I think it's just because we have bad luck scheduling the games and getting snow to fall. It seems like most of the time we duck it and miss the snow because it falls on the wrong day.
Jordan Foster
>thinking a team led by Mitch "Kissin Titties" Trubisky has any staying power in the NFL cringe
>Its always entertaining even if he's fucking up Yeah, I always had a soft spot for Dak as well for that same reason. I love seeing him rage when he's playing like shit
Thomas Rivera
if Flacco can win a Superbowl, Mitch Trub certainly can
Sebastian Collins
PI is reviewable now Flacco couldn't have won in this NFL
Parker Jenkins
its good to be back, good to see all of you again. I can see nothing has changed during the long offseason
he was legit good in that Eagles playoff game but people still make less excuses for him than for Lamar who completely embarrassed himself in the same situation
not to mention they have a RB that averaged 5.5 YPC that will actually get the ball
Joseph Martinez
Titans taking the south this year.
Cameron Roberts
Aaron Rodgers plays like a black QB
Juan Clark
I think it's pretty open desu, but >we have a good chance of winning it IMO
Levi Edwards
Black QB's scramble to run Rodgers scrambles to throw genuine significant difference
Nolan Garcia
Aaron Rogers is the Larry bird of the nfl
Jaxon Diaz
This guy is right. Josh Allen plays like a black QB. Aaron Rodgers just plays like Steve Young. It's more accurate to say that Aaron Rodgers is a modern era Steve Young. The similarities are actually immense.
Andrew Barnes
>running the ball >against that front 7 Everyone likes to meme about the bears regressing because of the turnovers but what really made their defense special was the stone fucking wall of a Dline, they gave up 100 yards on the ground twice in 17 games. The puckers RBs will be irrelevant, just like every other RB that plays the bears.
Angel Martin
I know. Obviously no individual should have that amount of money, while other people struggle to survive
Chase Cox
>Obviously no individual should have that amount of mone There's no reason they shouldn't.
Landon Williams
>tfw no getting comfy for at least two more months
Do Carolina and Kansas City play each other this year? I want to be in that game thread. They’re the most funny fanbases desu Eagles fan here. Wouldn’t trade >us for the world though. I think we’re the best, but those two are the most funny
Asher Adams
Steve Young was a real nigga dumbass. He scrambled to run and ran like an RB til he concussed himself out of the league. He also slinged dragons and dimes and let his big mormon dick swang free in the air. Plus he has like a dozen kids because he refuses to pull out.
Isaiah Parker
Switch to celsius you goddamn troglodyte backwater hick.
Jace Watson
Why not? He earned it.
Hudson Nelson
>Unironically believing one individual should is entitled to be a billionaire get fucked
Jeremiah Powell
Shit sucks. Wish it was like Canada down here. I don't measure my temps in communism, faggot.
Levi Mitchell
People are worth what they're worth. No, I am not going to support communist redistribution of wealth just because someone being a multimillionaire makes you jealous and upset.
Anthony Foster
Rodgers runs too you retard, and he similarly broke his body scrambling. Maybe watch some actual games.
Landon Sullivan
bears looked terrible against the packers D last year, starters and backups thats the minimum bar for tomorrow
Josiah Young
I’m 90% sure the CAR and KC fanbases on Yea Forums are just one guy for each team until game day rolls around. But, yeah, I like them too
Carter Perez
*tonight
Hunter Thomas
>tomorrow nigga, it's today
Anthony King
rodgers runs when the coverage is open for him to, when it is not, he keeps his eyes downfield for passing when he does run he almost always slides or run out of bounds to quote a retard "Maybe watch some actual games"
Parker Lewis
>communism That's American education for you
Jacob Jackson
None of the retarded shit you brought up here changes my statement. Learn to read you fucking retard.
Chase Torres
>Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) Tweeted: The Next Chapter: Antonio Brown and GM Mike Mayock got into it Wednesday, and the team is now planning to suspend its star wide receiver, league sources tell ESPN. >Raidniggers AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Matthew Harris
serious question should the raiders rename themselves to the dumpster fires?
Okay, so what do you want to label your own personal brand of retarded wealth redistribution since communism triggers you?
Caleb Brooks
Please stop comparing Aaron Rodgers little 10 yard gimpers and slides to the MAN, THE LEGEND, THE SAVAGE SOUTHPAW, STEVE "DAT WHITE NIGGA" YOUNG. K? Thnks. Also watch some classic ball before you spout off a lame brained hot take on my Yea Forums m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzZYEG7foo8
Jackson Howard
How did Tomlin handle this nigga and other egos in Steelers for that long?
Joseph Rivera
Bye-bye game check, bitch.
Angel Bell
KC have too many new bandwagon fans to be funny anymore
Alexander Kelly
Jon Gruden teams have always been this way. Even when they were winning, they were full of head cases imploding the team. It's why Tampa Bay went to shit after the Super Bowl and a contributing factor why the Raiders did too. Callahan couldn't handle the psychos he got left with after Chucky was traded to the Bucs.
Lincoln Davis
boomer cringe
Luke Robinson
Ritchie Incognito's redemption arc is gonna be epic
Elijah Hughes
>doesn't have a brand cereal named after him
William Bailey
inb4 suspended for the first drive
Noah Morgan
That WAS Tomlin keeping things under control in Pittsburgh. The crazy thing was that he had not just AB, but Ben, Bryant, AND Bell all in the locker room at the SAME time. That much stress probably took at last 10 years off his lifespan.
Logan Hill
kek just heard this on tv
Ethan Sanchez
What a fucking disaster of a franchise.
Ryder Reyes
steelers dumped that loon just in time
Asher Cook
rodgers doesnt run "like an RB" which was the point you responded "rodgers runs too"
Oliver King
Your mother
Caleb Bennett
This is gonna affect his money isn’t it? oh man an all time meltdown is coming
Thomas Harris
The state of raidspics
Christian Jackson
what in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is this guys problem?
Joshua Cooper
kek what a nigger
Joseph Watson
>Raiders already imploding
I like it.
Asher Barnes
Grab the popcorn boys the Raiders "season" is going to be a fun one
Dominic Adams
>American doesn't know what a social system is Why doesn't that surprise me?
Oliver Edwards
He is a self absorbed man-child >I hate to be racist..... but
Gabriel Richardson
>THE CITY OF OAKLAND
Carson Parker
it's impressive desu.
Brayden Gutierrez
>@AdamSchefter The argument between AB and Mayock apparently had to do with the Raiders' cafeteria not having AB's lunch meat of choice
Angel Watson
>Niggerbirds fan calling Raidspics anything
You're the pot calling the brown kettle "nigger". How does it feel to know the Falcunts aren't even the main team playing in their own dome? Way to be a little brother to divegrass, Portland Jr.
BTW it's good to see you back.
Ian Gray
Ch0rgers fans, is the oline going to be fucking terrible or just terrible?
also >AB and Raidurrs HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mason Parker
pls be true
Ayden Butler
CTE
Isaiah Roberts
>social system This is such weak deflection, I'm not even going to give you a (You). You got called out on being a bitch in favor of wealth redistribution, and now you're just acting like a fag about terminology since you know your stance is indefensible.
Fucking terrible, I’m not feeling so confident about them this year, maybe a 9-7 record
Ian Sanders
thank god buffabro
Joseph Ross
there is literally nothing off the table when it comes to the Raidurs and AB
Ethan Bell
Razorkeks dodged a bullet.
Isaiah Mitchell
There was a reason why Jon Gruden was spending the past decade in the TV booth. It's like Mark Davis was so obsessed with righting the wrongs of his father that he went and fired a guy who gave them their only winning season since the Super Bowl and instead re-hired the guy who took Tony Dungy's defense and got Brad Johnson rented out and then ruined them both in record time. Yet the Raiders still brought him back just like they brought Tom Cable back too. And not only did they bring Gruden back, they gave him a 10 YEAR 100 million dollar contract at that. It's like Mark has the eccentricity and insanity of Al, but none of the success and respect his father commanded.
Caleb Jones
Yea Forums is the only place I see making fun of the Raiders as an organization and not making fun of people who drafted Antonio Brown in fantasy. Thanks for remembering this is a team sport
Julian Perez
I like how AB turned out more cancerous than anyone could have ever hoped for. Steelers AB looked like a saint compared to Raiders AB. He has completely gone off the deep end.
I'm no psychologist, but I am a betting man. My money's on AB having bipolar disorder.
Nathan Rodriguez
Don't forget that Davis gave Gruden a stake in ownership too
Kayden Gonzalez
You brought this on yourself for being the team dumb enough to have all this happen. There's no "I" in team, but there sure as hell is one in "insanity", which is only just the beginning for you.
Elijah Davis
fantasy football is gay and of no relevance
Anthony Smith
Cut by week 3 on the Pats by week 4.
Austin Perry
Is AB the biggest clown in sports?
Ryan Scott
>not soup brain
Jayden Reyes
I hate to be racist... but he’s a gorilla and I dislike black people
Joshua Walker
So are we going to see AB traded twice in a year?
David Johnson
See I never understood the AB is cancer, he always seemed fine, never any drama out of Pitt that I noticed, and then from last December to now he completely lost his fucking shit.
Juan Richardson
Fantasy is responsible for 69% of nfl revenue and viewership
Grayson Bennett
Oh God, I forgot that about it too. Mark just salted the fucking earth.
Chase Reed
He’s not going to make it to Vegas, he’ll be well off the team by then. I’ll be shocked if he’s with the Raiders by the end of the season
Charles Sanders
I think he’s just a prima donna with the personality of a malignant tumor. Doubt he plays in the league again. Will probably head to the XFL
Michael Kelly
After this, I don't think anyone, anywhere is dumb enough to trade for or sign AB as a free agent ever again. This isn't a Randy Moss/TO type deal, even they would shut up and get on the field after they did something ridiculous.
Noah Rogers
holy fuckng based
Nathan Parker
So in the end, was AB just a Roethlisbergerbabby all along?
Jeremiah Sullivan
It leads people to say stupid shit like EDGE is a position. I know it brings fans in but they tend to be retards,.
Aiden Powell
AB has had like a full career's worth of drama on the Raiders and he hasn't even played a game for them yet. I wonder if he just seriously wants to get the fuck off the team and get traded and it's all just an act so he gets shipped or whether he really is this insane and retarded.
Landon Nguyen
Not a raiders fan, but okay
Noah Collins
>johnny football and mr big chest domination incoming
Connor Flores
BREAKING: AB has skipped Raiders practice today, and may not be playing in the opener against the Broncos.
in all seriousness, where does AB rank all-time in the biggest shitheads the league has ever seen? is he making his case for top 10? top 5 maybe?
Ethan Gray
green gay >green gay
Aaron Lopez
So the current situation is that AB seriously hangs in the balance right now. He has now pissed off the Raiders GM, all of the Raiders coaching staff is fucking sick of his shit and just treading water hoping he will just shut the fuck up and play football, and the team itself is now in a situation where they have to discipline AB in such a way that he may lose out on all of his guaranteed money in 2019.
If he's suspended and doesn't play the first game of the season, he loses practically everything for this year on his contract and his guaranteed money is completely gone. He might literally just retire rather than sort out this mess or play the season with his contract flushed down the toilet.
Sebastian Watson
This but unironically
Josiah Ortiz
The Ochocinco and Terrell Owens years were peak primadonna.
Caleb Robinson
hmmmmm; this is pretty based!!!
Joseph Peterson
why is it always wide receivers?
Wyatt Watson
what about randy?
Aaron Reyes
He is an overall A- player who had an insane chemistry with a hall of fame QB and a stellar O line. This allows him to have the best stats in the league
then JuJu comes in and plays nearly as good as him. His ego can't take it and he's a bitch so he leaves.
now he has lower level team with a mid-tier O line and mid tier QB who he doesn't have the connection and chemistry with. He knows he won't be top 5 receiver this year and will have bad games left and right. Maybe won't even make top 10 even if he plays and practices as hard as he can. He knows deep down he isn't and never was what Deandre Hopkins is.
So, rather then face the truth, he's spinning out and creating a situation where he wont play and won't be exposed.
Fucker is getting what he deserves. He never should have left Pittsburgh
Jose Watson
No, he's definitely good. His ability to catch remained consistent while Roethlisberger's brain and arm declined. AB's an idiot savant though so the only thing he CAN do is catch the ball.
Ian Wood
>BREAKING: AB has skipped Raiders practice today, and may not be playing in the opener against the Broncos. Further development: Rumors now swirling that AB will be suspended,the Raiders will owe him nothing in guaranteed money since he violated his contract, and will release AB to Free Agency.
>the Raiders will owe him nothing in guaranteed money since he violated his contract based jewish lawyers
Sebastian Barnes
Burrs will beat the fudgepackers, not because they’re good, but because green gay is bad
Camden Gutierrez
wew, AB is an absolute fuck up and an absolute clown
Gabriel Hughes
>Eagles & Pats were in talks with the Steelers for Brown >he ends up in Oakland Brown has been trying to figure out how to get cut by the Raiders since he got traded to them. He doesn't really want to spend his last years of his prime on a team that is more likely to be a top 5 pick contender than a playoff contender
Landon Bell
I genuinely don't think even Belichick could work on AB. AB seems absolutely fucking mental
Christopher Harris
I don't think there's any chance he gets on those teams now. He's showing himself to be absolutely dysfunctional and impossible to work with.
Alexander Morris
>Andrew Luck >Joe Flacco
One of these two quarterbacks has: 1) A Super Bowl ring and Super Bowl MVP 2) Defeated Brady in Foxborough (the other one has lost 9 times and has never beat him) 3) Has not quit on his team
After the ahit he pulled only BOB or Snyder would attempt to pick him up but the Toxins have Hopkins who is much better and less of a head case. He just shot himself in the foot
Christopher Jones
>there are “people” who drafted Antonio Brown in the second round
Kayden Mitchell
I think it's weird to even bring up Luck in conversation anymore unless you're a Colts fan taking your last angry digs at him or something. Everyone else has already moved on. Luck never made anything of the Colts, and he will be forgotten. Most people have already forgotten him other than Colts fans.
Benjamin Bell
Calling players EDGE actually makes sense, at least to me, because they can be either a 4-3 DE or 3-4 OLB and it's annoying, just call it what it is, an edge rusher.
Belichick himself could let AB hold each of the Lombardis and tell him that this is what he'll play for and AB STILL would find he's been cut two days into the season because he won't do his job.
John White
>negotiated his own contract (30 mil over 2 years with 20 mil guaranteed) because he doesn’t trust Jewish lawyers and agents >has white mannerisms in every public appearance/interview >was mentored by Tom Brady and Andrew Luck, two definitively white QBs >craziest thing to “partying” he’s done in the NFL was hanging out with Tom at the Kentucky derby Is he the Anti-Nig?
Those guys were consummate team mates who have a 110% while they were in the building. Were they antagonistic show offs? Yeah, but they walked the walk to go along with the talk. TO played broken legged in the postseason. TO and Ocho were DYING to play and teams turned them away. Randy on the other hand flat out quit on the Raiders and admitted it. AB is quitting even harder.
Benjamin Ward
Luck will be the coach
Cameron Brooks
on the pats by friday
Xavier Morgan
A lot of them are failed quarterbacks.
Caleb Scott
This game doesn’t effect me at all, but I’m picking the Green Bay tonight, friendarinos
I know Belichick had Moss and Ochocinco, but Brown is on a whole other level of being a bitch
Thomas Flores
It does affect you since you, the packers and dolphins will be racing to tank
Ryder Lopez
He's also a teetotaler, Brissett is truly /ourblack/
Grayson Bell
>implying our new sleek, streamlined, fat trimmed offense with the legit dangerous no-QB, no-WR, no-OL scheme isn’t going to take the NFL by storm Genuinely sad for you, senpai
Brody Phillips
I really like Brissett, I always felt like he had a shot at being a solid starter ever since I watched him play at NC State. He'll probably never win a Super Bowl on his own, but I could see him putting up respectable seasons at least as a journeyman QB if nothing else.
It is kind of crazy that somehow, someway, Mike Tonkin has gone from being the bastard of the Stoolers to looking the best of all the fuckers in that locker room. Over the course of a year.
Jack Carter
Seahawks would. Also so would Belichick if he got wind that this was a clever ruse to get cut from a bad franchise. That's the kinda underhanded 6d chess that Bill has wet dreams to.
Brayden Peterson
You're going to be disappointed when the Dolphins eke out a win against the Ravens.
Tyler Moore
Flacco got to play from ahead with a stacked ravens defense for most of his prime, it’s apples and oranges. The only person I can think of to compare Luck to is Bradford and possibly David Carr. All got thrown into dumpster fire teams as true #1 picks (they went to the actual worst team, not a team that traded up) and all got beaten up badly and injuries piled up as a result. Luck probably played he best of the three but he also quit earlier than the other two did.
Oliver Barnes
Because the position by nature absolutely demands that you be good at drawing attention to yourself so it attracts narcissists
Liam Lopez
I unironically think he is addicted to cocaine
Adam Richardson
This makes a lot of sense
Luke Jenkins
It would show up in drug tests, which the NFL distributes randomly and often. That's just pure CTE, my friend. Burfict smacked ABs head into insanity.
Ryder Wilson
I was clowning him by saying he was Marvin Lewis "I can't control these niggas"-tier, but somehow he really was controlling these niggas all along, cause the moment they left, the Steelers locker room improved immensely and then this AB shit happens. I actually now respect Tomlin a little more than I used to.
Anthony Wright
>That WAS Tomlin keeping things under control in Pittsburgh. It's kinda funny in hindsight. Everyone was giving Tomlin shit saying he was just a cheerleader for the team, and these other guys ...just ONE of them mind you, go to different teams and they completely collapse the locker rooms by themselves. Tomlin really does deserve some credit for things not deteriorating worse than they did.
Ayden Reyes
Oh, and Stafford. The other recent #1s all had to play with a shit team for one season and got competent coaches/rosters very quickly. Goff, Baker, Cam etc. Jameis just sucks.
Thomas Williams
supposedly they covered up a lot that the media didn't catch
Josiah Long
hope tua is legit
Grayson Sanchez
I dunno CTE typically manifests itself when players are inactive for a while. Maybe Burfict fucked his head so bad that it would only take an off-season to fuck AB up. I might be wearing tin foil but I think he might be coked up
Blake Brooks
I will gladly take the shitpost, in the end the Dolphins are so mediocre that even tanking hard could be a challenge.
Noah Price
>that incoherent post by AB Everyone got to pay this year? Maybe he should be red flagged.
for what, dude was too beta to do anything sooner same with bell, cowher would kick bell, brown, and Tomlin's asses
Christian Wilson
I'm sorry Tomlin, you're only mostly shit, not complete shit like I thought.
Gavin Jackson
this
Aaron Kelly
He's probably glad they only drained 20 years off his life instead of 40.
Brody Ward
Looking for a new job drama started.
Ethan Taylor
I remember being jealous of the Steelers WR corps back when they had Wallace, Brown and Sanders. Wallace held out and they ended up paying Brown instead. I thought, that's a great move for a patient player. Now.. we're here.
Juan Allen
People taking AB seriously is hilarious I am loving this train crash right into a dumpster fire
>CTE There's thousands of players slamming their heads into each other, and only one AB. He's a narcissist, probably to the point of a full on disorder.
Asher Jackson
They arent even in the same realm of bullshit as AB
>Drafts Luck >He retires 20 minutes later >Drafts AB >This happens This is what he gets for murdering his wife kek
Isaac Cook
Based juice. Killing cheating roasties and jews.
Ian Fisher
>cheating Weren't they divorced? My memory is fuzzy.
David Adams
Their history aside, it's really jarring how different they are off the field. Burfict is a saint by comparison, but as soon as the gear goes on he turns into a mindless animal.
William Howard
I thought they were just separated. They always mentioned Goldman as "her friend"
Angel Turner
OJ was literally getting cucked by a jew.
Nathan Rogers
>LOOK I'M GONNA TWEET A FUNNY MURDER JOKE AT OJ XD Twitter niggers are unfunny cunts
Blake Young
That's the point, it's a gimmick. If you've heard him on other channels or some of his more seriously oriented videos he sounds a lot more tame and even kind of awkward.
Carter Taylor
Nah, this is completely his fault for not nipping this in the bud when he had a shot.
Ayden Lewis
Yep, so he handled it and walked.
Austin Reed
They were long since divorced.
Ethan Morris
Burfict is just a guy who was born 20 years too early. Everyone thinks he's a killing machine on the field now forgets what guys were like in the 90s or especially the 80s. Put him in a room with Bill Romanowski, Lyle Alzado, or LT and you'll see he's a hard guy by today's standards, but just one of the gang if he played when I was a kid.
Matthew Ward
I guess i'm just not a fan of his gimmick. I like his memes but he's alright.
Jace Richardson
>AB tried to fight Mayock what the fuck is wrong with this nigger?
Isaiah Bell
This season is going to be a clown fiesta. I was really hoping to see AB lose it and try and kill carr.
No news report says he tried to physically assault him. They describe it as a shouting match.
Nathaniel Bell
I get that, and in some cases it can get overbearing.
Henry Moore
I dunno, I do remember guys playing hard in the 90's, but Burfict is straight dirty. When I think 90's hard, I just think of really physical play. They wanted guys afraid of them. But ankle locks and concussion targeting? I don't know, I don't recall that being a big part.
Juan Harris
>AB completely solidifying the idea that Pittsburgh was in the right what a complete fucking idiot.
Ian Brooks
fuckin kino start to the season. thanks AB. i hope today's game will be good too.
He's a prodigal son of a Kliffbabby who traveled to the land of Rileybabbies like his predecessors before him and now he has returned to Coach Bro to play some football on Sundays. I was wondering if you'd show up. I was waiting for you in /cfb/.
Ryan Ross
nah, tough football is born out of respect. Burfict is just a cunt
Anthony Lewis
>He didn't think Pittsburgh was in the right from the get go
Julian Garcia
KEK WHAT A PRESS CONFERENCE
Jason Torres
I'm not a /cfb/ fan im a Kliff fan
Joseph Watson
AB to the browns
Andrew Gonzalez
over/under 8 passes thrown away
Cameron Perry
reports surfacing saying he had to be held back by teammates and threatened to hit mayock
Samuel James
at least when he left you could argue that the diva behavior was SOMEWHAT warranted, he was pretty unanimously the best wideout in the league. Now people just think he's batshit crazy
Liam Moore
Again, Bill Romanowski literally broke a dude's finger during a fumble recovery just so he'd keep fumbling. Lyle Alzado literally roided himself to death at 43. That's why I mentioned them.
That's true after a fashion, but Burfict has also physically accosted people on the sideline like camera crews. Dude picked up over $4 million in fines just with the Bengals, I can't imagine what being on a team like the Raiders is going to mean for him. Romanowski was an unabashed headhunter and even admits it today to some extent, but Burfict, Suh and some others are carrying on their legacy.
Brody Morgan
that NFC list is a clusterfuck
David Barnes
>Texans >that NFC There's a difference between bold and stupid
Aiden Wilson
Saints...?
Ian Cox
His list is as bad as his second divorce
Jackson Wood
but what about pic related? Colin really needs to be more consistent with his shitposting
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1h1 hour ago >There are those around the league who now believe the Raiders could suspend Antonio Brown with the idea of trying to void the $30.125 million of guaranteed money in his contract. Which obviously would end his time in Oakland.
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1h1 hour ago >There are those around the league who now believe the Raiders could suspend Antonio Brown with the idea of trying to void the $30.125 million of guaranteed money in his contract. Which obviously would end his time in Oakland.
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1h1 hour ago >There are those around the league who now believe the Raiders could suspend Antonio Brown with the idea of trying to void the $30.125 million of guaranteed money in his contract. Which obviously would end his time in Oakland.
Holy fucking kekaroni
Brody Cox
based and returnpilled
John King
It's not like the Raiders had insane players before, like Romo and Alzado who both played for them at one point, the difference is that Alzado had Tom Flores, who kept that team somewhat restrained. Romo, like Burfict was on a Gruden coached team. If anything Gruden's Raiders were known for, it was being a bit of a circus if I remember right.
is there a team desperate enough and with enough cap room to actually sign him?
Lucas Wright
Get used to posting nostalgic Packers videos, because that script is flipping my friend. Bears stock is on the rise, Packers stock is falling. And this season is do or die for Rodgers. If he can't pull it together and break .500, it's official that he's done and never getting back to his former glory. Which means the Packers will be in the basement for probably a decade.
Anthony Gray
They do, but people like AB manage to make their position look sympathetic.
Camden Moore
>Texans >Cowboys >Bears
good god what a retard
Easton Carter
GET AN ANTENNA RETARD.
David Hill
The Clots.
Brandon Clark
Ballard is too smart to take AB
Dylan Wilson
True.
Robert Perez
Black and yellow pill me...are the Steelers really a top 5 nfl team this year?
Gavin Thompson
>literally this upset at the Packers Davante Adams is better than any WR on the Bears Aaron Jones is better than any RB on the Bears Bakhtiari is the best pass blocking LT in the league TONS of new talent on defense, including two good OLB's signed in free agency and a first round draft pick who might need some work but is an athletic freak with upside. Jaire Alexander is only in his second year and Darth Bill himself has sung his praises. Poached the bears FS. Packers are doing fine lad.
Austin Wilson
>tfw the NFL does have a streaming service for everyone except amerilards
No but they are top 5 AFC because the AFC is so trash
Jacob Robinson
Literally everything you said here is false lmao >seethe
Landon Miller
>Todd Gurley was a Rams captain in 2016, 2017, and 2018; he isn't named a captain in 2019 what did the Rams mean by this?
Evan Miller
It's OTA broadcast in the USA. You can watch it on like half a dozen channels for free.
Jayden Walker
I wasn’t trying to make a point, I just thought that it was really funny to see when I youtube search new york giants buzzwords for my break to see if there are any new videos out
Owen Phillips
i see, thanks fren. i wouldn't be surprised if it was real senpai.
>shit on Packers >u r upset It gets tiresome always having this back and forth. So here, I'll do the same thing: You're insecure, you're projecting ,you're angry, you're jealous, you're scared.
Ryder Russell
>AFC are so trash That's why they constantly shit all over the NFC, right?
Thomas Gutierrez
AFC has 4 good teams NFC has 10
John Gonzalez
Lol which 10?
Colton Robinson
No one cares about your opinion, AFC wins the head to head most of the time
Julian Phillips
The Patriots and Chefs are good but other than that the AFC is absolute doo doo and super boring because it's not competitive
Jackson Roberts
I STREAM IT ON THE INTERNET FRIENDTARD
Justin Wright
>NO ACTUALLY YOU'RE WRONG >I WON'T ADD ANY INPUT BUT JUST KNOW YOU'RE WRONG
Chase Watson
>AFC has 4 juggernaut dominant franchises and 2 good ones >The NFC has 10 good franchises
FTFY
Jason Walker
You mean the Patriots do
Rams, Hawks, Bears, Vikes, Eagles, Cowboys, Saints, Falcons, Panthers, and the 49ers are good on paper
Why type a paragraph when I can just watch and laugh at the Packers in less than 6 hours?
Thomas White
I miss the Philadelphia Basketball 76ers user, sincerely gnatfriend
Parker Price
Closer to 10-15 seconds in my experience. I'll shitpost about a play that just happened and 10 seconds later the flood of streamfriends react to it. It's definitely not literal minutes.
Parker Fisher
Except in contract negotiations
Austin Morales
Denver is the team with the highest win % since the merger
Xavier Edwards
That's only because they were in the same division as the Seahawks for so long
Austin Russell
The afc east exists.
Chase Long
Didn't manziel get murdered in the AFL?
Jack King
>implying belichick is low IQ enough to draft someone like AB in the first place
>mfw the Bears sweep the packers in the regular season, beat them in the NFC Championship game taking the lead in the overall rivalry, and then go on to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl in a blowout
>STILL not bought in on David Montgomery >STILL underestimating Eddie Jackson >STILL believes Jackson is an elite deep threat akin to Julio Jones and Hopkins