What are they saying to each other?

>there are millions upon millions of poor people around the world spending their hard-earned money only to make us richer
>they can't be that stupid, can they?
>oh believe me, they are

>Should we bother showing up next year if we don't win the CL
>Nah. Wanna watch me work out after this shit is over?

>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>what mls team should we join together?

>"i-i didn't know what to do there was t-too much pressure o-on me so i started throwing up on the p-pitch"
>"TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Okay, now this is epic.

>Hey Messi wanna play some Mario Kart at the backstage?
>Sure, just let me grab some pizza and Sprite #gamerpride

>Sprite
GOATs drink cherry coke

look how dominated ronaldo is, no arm rest for him

>look at him
>he has no style