What are they saying to each other?

>there are millions upon millions of poor people around the world spending their hard-earned money only to make us richer
>they can't be that stupid, can they?
>oh believe me, they are

>Should we bother showing up next year if we don't win the CL
>Nah. Wanna watch me work out after this shit is over?

>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>what mls team should we join together?

>"i-i didn't know what to do there was t-too much pressure o-on me so i started throwing up on the p-pitch"
>"TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Okay, now this is epic.

>Hey Messi wanna play some Mario Kart at the backstage?
>Sure, just let me grab some pizza and Sprite #gamerpride

>Sprite
GOATs drink cherry coke

look how dominated ronaldo is, no arm rest for him

>look at him
>he has no style

>he has no grace
>this Dutchman has a funny face

>so i'm nailing this midget when my mom walks in...

>check out these virgins on Yea Forums

>this negro next to me smells

I've just realised this tie goes all the way to the floor, is it noticeable?

based ronaldo showing his big sponsor watch

>rip lyl

I bet Messi uses Tails.

kek

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>Did you rape that girl?

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>Cristiano my friend, thanks for covering me up with those prostitutes

>I bet this negro is the one dropped next year when that pukki lad is nominated

based pukki lover
if digits he's winning balon d'or

OOF

>Virgin Van Dyke isnt even close to being a top 20 CB

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JUST

>eres un chico grande
>Para ti

NOOOOOO

"come to juve next year"

"ok bro"

um......mi favorito es sprite

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>knock knock

Who's there

F

>ts

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>why yes, I do believe world cups don’t matter. How could you tell?

Thanks for jyxing it

It's all ogre

>no you

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>Mind if we swap wives tonight ?
>Wait, you actually fuck your wife ?

>you see, Messi....despite being only 13% of the total population...

>Hey Messi
>What is it Tsu?
>Come to serie a

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Tell me about that pizza and sprite combination

>El americano

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This thread is like third world facebook comments

lmao you have been cursed by perro

>She's beautiful
>Who?
>The girl reading this

teemu pukki will never score another goal after this

india

who knows

>Messi: "Yes sir, I would like one cheese pizza with a side of Sprite. Gracious"
Ronaldo: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the most expensive transfer ever, and I've coasted to league titles by joining the best club in THREE different leagues. I am trained in getting away with rape and I'm the top poacher in the entire Italian peninsula. You are nothing to me but just another play making forward. I will steal your penalty attempts with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on camera? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of underwear models across Europe and your Twitter followers are unfollowing you right now so you better prepare to be less popular, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're fucking dead, kid. I can transfer anywhere, anytime, and I can tap-in in over seven hundred ways, and that's just from within 6 yards. Not only am I extensively trained in unearned penalties, but I have bribed to the entire fleet of FIFA refs and I will use it to its full extent to make sure you get less calls, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stat pad all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

fucking kek

Damn smooth son

ts who?

TSWHOOOOOOOOO