how did this man pull shakira lads
How did this man pull shakira lads
I wonder why she would be interested in handsome, successful, famous GĂ©rard Pique?????
he's a 6'4 attractive millionaire footballer
cuz he gay
BIG slong
he's qt
the more men worship you, the more women want you
Yeah he's 6'4'' dude
Small shoulders for a big man
that guy looks like me
Unfortunate
>Be tall
>Have a decent face
>Get a decent haircut
Boom
Why do you rate Shakira? a 42 year old , overrated short goblina with an averaged body and face? Pathetic
if she moves like that while dancing, just imagine the sex
Ha-ha y-yeh I so wouldn't
Literally one of the most famous and lusted after women of all time who is amongst those with the highest status of all time? You are literally nothing compared to her, mind wrapped in cope. Stay comfy, coper.
She's a cute womanlet
>honkey knighting for an average womyn just because she's famous
fucking leafs
>have 2 children
>expect to look like a greek goddess
Have sex Bruno
>average body
is there anything more tiresome on Yea Forums than fucking virgin neckbeards obsessing over some hollywood stars' physique? everyone have some flaws, yeah, but you're a lying faggot to imply you wouldn't hit that
based fucking portugal with the cold, hard facts.
and surprise, surprise, Yea Forums can't handle them
Portugal with the truth
The post reeks of incel
You forgot tall and white.
it's a wonder her hair isn't in ruins from bleaching it for 20 years
>all these permacels ITT rating Shakira
She looks like every other cute hispanic cleaning lady in my state. I'm not saying "2/10 wouldn't bang" because she's appealing, but you people must live in some really homely and small towns if you don't frequently see women who look hotter than that in public.
never noticed how fucking big his head is before
looks like the elephant man
this shes ugly, my mans piquet shouldve gone after a qt white spaniard
>but you people must live in some really homely and small towns if you don't frequently see women who look hotter than that in public.
exactly. She wouldn't turn heads at any college campus in North America, especially qtpi unis in Florida and California.
nigga u gay
WHY did this man pull Shakira, that's the better question. Surely he could do better than a 10 years older granny - despite her current looks age is always a factor, don't try to argue.
>not marrying someone richer than you
you'll see when Antonella divorces Messi after he retires
He's nothing special in the looks department.
Ramos, however, is a real looker. What a chad.
he has a massive schlong, and also that's why he's so good at playing football
By being 10 years younger than her, obviously.
Based portubro
Yea Forums cant handle this truthbomb