How did this man pull shakira lads

Unfortunate

>Be tall
>Have a decent face
>Get a decent haircut

Boom

Why do you rate Shakira? a 42 year old , overrated short goblina with an averaged body and face? Pathetic

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if she moves like that while dancing, just imagine the sex

Ha-ha y-yeh I so wouldn't

Literally one of the most famous and lusted after women of all time who is amongst those with the highest status of all time? You are literally nothing compared to her, mind wrapped in cope. Stay comfy, coper.

She's a cute womanlet

>honkey knighting for an average womyn just because she's famous

fucking leafs

>have 2 children
>expect to look like a greek goddess
Have sex Bruno

>average body

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is there anything more tiresome on Yea Forums than fucking virgin neckbeards obsessing over some hollywood stars' physique? everyone have some flaws, yeah, but you're a lying faggot to imply you wouldn't hit that

based fucking portugal with the cold, hard facts.
and surprise, surprise, Yea Forums can't handle them

Portugal with the truth

The post reeks of incel

You forgot tall and white.

it's a wonder her hair isn't in ruins from bleaching it for 20 years

>all these permacels ITT rating Shakira

She looks like every other cute hispanic cleaning lady in my state. I'm not saying "2/10 wouldn't bang" because she's appealing, but you people must live in some really homely and small towns if you don't frequently see women who look hotter than that in public.

never noticed how fucking big his head is before

looks like the elephant man

this shes ugly, my mans piquet shouldve gone after a qt white spaniard

>but you people must live in some really homely and small towns if you don't frequently see women who look hotter than that in public.
exactly. She wouldn't turn heads at any college campus in North America, especially qtpi unis in Florida and California.

nigga u gay

WHY did this man pull Shakira, that's the better question. Surely he could do better than a 10 years older granny - despite her current looks age is always a factor, don't try to argue.

>not marrying someone richer than you

you'll see when Antonella divorces Messi after he retires

He's nothing special in the looks department.

Ramos, however, is a real looker. What a chad.

he has a massive schlong, and also that's why he's so good at playing football

By being 10 years younger than her, obviously.

Based portubro

Yea Forums cant handle this truthbomb