Day #5 of the first test starts in just over 2 bongs. England need a miracle.
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#PrayForKashmir
asked for the exact same thing except 4 on the back and sides. noticed when i got how that tit looked near identical
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reckon he hit it
>implying England won't sneak the draw
>spud's from sydney
Certain man ITT won't be too happy with that
going bald lads, reckon i'll get a haircut like nathan lyon
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PLUMB
KEK NICE POOVIEW POOT
KNOCKING MIDDLE STRAIGHT OUT
not sure about this sean abbott character
PLUMB FUCK OFF ROOT
Fucking abysmal call.
this is an umpiring performance to rival Bucknor in Sydney 2008
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>these umpires
Gonna be a long series
The state of this umpiring
shocking decision
state of this umpire
gonna be ump's call this
OH DEAR
>THE ABSOLUTE SATE OF THIS FUCKING UMPIRING
it was a foot wide kek
dear oh dear
what happened
This is elite umpiring lads
good call umps desu
You were right (on impact)
State
This umpiring is almost as poor as football's.
cheating aussies paying off the umps again
Based blind Ump
Need England to waste their reviews so these absolute howlers can't be reviewed.
decided to skip the beer lads got to lose this fat
ive literally lsot count of how many incorrect decisions there've been now. must be over 15 already
these umpires been enjoying a spot of the grass this test match
did you see the Wade one he gave out?
this is indiscriminant incompetence
Someone might want to have a look at these umpires' bank accounts
Might get Mr Bureković to artillery Birmingham, lads.
Just got home from the gym have England won yet?
>Manlet gets hit on the legs
I would've given it out as well.
Good on ya mate.
it was 10 on day 2...
stopped counting after that
we've had 3 players out on wrong decisions lol, they're just completely fucking incompetent
also warner and smith. thankfully smith could review
dont care if he's 86. he'd do a better job than these tards
Yeah mate just everyone else’s stream is behind
@94630358
fuck up josh
what a lad
cummins looking sexy as fuck today
bowling well too
>Roy 10 (39)
never thought I'd see the day
Back from greece lads, bit of drizzle here this morning and I quite enjoyed it, a week of sun is just right
White girlfriend.
and pattinson
cringe
Are England going for the win at all or just trying to survive? Australia was able to get 400 odd in a day, and for the ODI world cup winners 400 off 90 is a pretty low run rate.
elite crowd this. the famous barmy army making lots of noise in support of the English batsmen
Greece is based. Did you bang any prossies?
beautiful
>run rate has exceeded 2
england are going all out for the win here
kys saxon
>open this in youtube
>already have it bookmarked
that was hilarious. There was another lbw given to someone who was jumping and above the knee roll on day one, think it was Warner
100% going for a draw lol
can't get behind this post, sorry lad.
umm
racist much
No Barmy Aunties?
only if Roy pops off, but he's uncharacteristically defensive today so it won't happen
Did anyone see that hideous mammoth? Jesus
yeah warner
he was about a foot out of his crease too lmao probably the worst lbw call I've seen in my life
No I don't think I even saw any, it was based though. It was one of the UK party islands so the cricket was on, watching cricket in the pool lovely jubbly
Baziran i crvenopiluliran
Cute
no mate think sebbo's still asleep
England timewasting fucks
Termites eating the stumps
>fuck me
lel
>Buzzing stumps
LADS
>england trying to waste time
piss off cunts
Why aren't the stumps straight?
They look like: / | \
Get with any slags?
>fuck me!
Nice
>stump mic broken
waiting for the English to ask for today's play be postponed
warne losing it at this shit banter
could use with a cheeky surprise thunderstorm here lads
>Fuck me
bit racist m8
Who was it who said that? Sounded Aussie. BBC had to apologise for the language.
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yeah noticed that
makes you think about that time root was bowled and the bails didn't come off
>wasp
ELITE stalling tactics
wouldn't mind the duckworth lewis system here desu lads
FUCK ENGLAND
beautiful
the coward joe root playing for time
EXECUTE ALL POMS
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>magnets buzzing
fuck's sake we're going to be exposed for being even bigger cheats than the fucking aussies
N E W S T U M P S
N E W U M P S
something suspect going on here
what have the australians unearthed?
Just came back from a wank lads why the FUCK is everyone hanging out around the stumps?
It's fair enough, the fucking thing will buzz all day long if they don't do something about it
EMF caused the stump mic
>le buzzing wickets meme
when will they send jaffa out to run around behind the bowler?
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can just imagine bigfooty are losing their shit over this kek
The hum of an electromagnet.
>crowd making a noise all fucking game
>muh fortress
this is an advantage for england
>stumps buzzing a little bit
NOOOOOO I CANT BAT WE NEED TO WASTE TIME CHANGING IT!!!
magnets in the bails are interfering with the stump mic
Shan't be taking any lessons in whinging from the Aussies!
it was like Moeen Ali's delivery to Smith yesterday. Just set the tone for the umpires like it did for his absolute shithouse bowling
Paine should start making a buzzing noise just as they go to hit it
Decent cricket game with these graphics when?
would be proper banter haha
Hate this Optus ad
nah it was just a ruse to bring out the tampered stumps. Expect a lot of no wicket bowleds from here onwards
waiting for sids to come on and get 5fer tbqpoh
I for one believe that Australia would never engage in such low time wasting in this situation, and would honourably get through the overs at a rapid rate in order to secure a result, even if it was to their detriment.
Have a look at the trajectory of the phone dropping, no way you could do that yourself
PETER SIDDLE HAS A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY TO WIN AUSTRALIA THE FIRST TEST AT EDGBASTON!!!!
Who the fuck wants to play a cricket video game besides 9 year olds? Theres no market for it.
>Root still trying to find the wasp
Too right mate. We're even willing to speed the game up with a little sandpaper.
>Too shit to hit the ball again
REEEEEE. Almost out hit twice.
>that time Clarke declared early to try and get a result but couldn't run off fast enough when it started to turn around
this but Lyon
Reminder Root will score a matching-saving 50 and won MotM
>perfidious aussies burying a wasps nest under the stumps
based time traveller
If it was difficult on 5 star difficulty and not a ridiculous slog fest I would
love warners commentary
>Pattinson and Cummins debuted in consecutive tests 8 (eight) years ago
>cuminbum
noticed those bees fucking everywhere during >our at bat yesterday what the hell is going on out there
hate this fucking maccas ad so much
Nathan Lyon when
My bros, is it worth it to drive 1 hour/100km at 9pm to have sex with a reasonably good looking girl?
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you now remember this
filthy cheating English are bringing bees into the ground and releasing them when we bat
Aiming for about 200 of the final 20 and Jos will knock them off
Fuck off. Super International Cricket (SNES) and Shane Warne Cricket '99 (PSX) were great.
i would 100% but am a bit desperate
>having sex
>when you could be watching England lose the first test in the Ashes
Priorities lad.
the selection going into that first test at NZ was going to be Siddle, Pattinson and one of Ben Cutting or Starc. Cutting was the favourite to debut.
He snapped his back the week before the test, became eternally shit, Starc debuted and Cutting never played for Australia
>Super International Cricket (SNES)
my nigga
SIC was awesome.
loaded the van full of packaged beehives lads
heading to the ground
why is it always South Africa and Sri Lanka?
It happened when Sri Lanka toured there recently and again when they played in the world cup
Depends if you know her. Rarely have good sex 1st time out
unironically this
SidGOAT already looking good lads
>REVIEWING THIS
KEK
KNOCKING ALL THREE OUT
PLUMB
WALK YOU CUNT
YES
GOT HIM
GET THE FUCK OFF
WALK IT YOU DUMB CUNT
no, my limit is 40km. You'll be more depressed on the drive home than if you stayed in and watched cric with your bro's, tell her something came up.
Yes, but only if its a guaranteed fuck m8.
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>POOT SMILING
NOT AGAIN
NO NO NO NO NO
OHHHHH NO NO NO
>Inside edge
Oh no no no.
Feeling a bit bad for this umpire.
ffs this is awful
It keeps happening
Reckon we might get some competent umpires for the next match lads?
These umpires have got somewhere to be
>Shane Warne '99
Noice
I knew it I FUCKING KNEW IT
also fucking hell this umpire, I wasn't even watching and I could hear the noise
This post hasn't aged well
elite bit of umpiring that
absolute state of Joel Wilson
Victoria legalised euthanasia. Get this cunt down there.
>These umpires
lmao
SidGOAT still looking good lads
for fuck sakes root walk off you disgusting cunt
>root has had 4 decisions overturned giving him out while batting
Holy fuck lmao this guy is the moeen Ali of umpires
surely these umps are taking the piss at this point
bat pad surely
THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS UMPIRING
HOLY SHIT LMAO THIS CANNOT BE REAL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>cutting turned into a batsman instead
Funny shit
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>THIS UMPIRING
They just want to go home and stop the humiliation
Bring back Steve Bucknor tbqh
Poot so scared of the big banana man he wont even face the ball
>Batsman backs away after being attacked by """"bees""""
kek he'll be too scared to give out to an obvious one now
Actually gotten to the point where I feel bad for him now.
Legit imagine whats going on in his head right now. Fucking hell.
give chicken burger NOW
To anyome shitting on the umps i challenge you all to umpire a game and see how you get on.
imagine if he didnt break his back and was still a good bowler. would be an elite allrounder
risky post in Englel
Reminder that this is what reviews are for, not for using it flippantly because you think half the ball might miss leg stump
yeah poor guy honestly. he must be absolutely cooked
She cute :3
GARY GARY GARY
Joel Wilson #1 Twitter trend in the UK atm
If it hasn't happened yet it probably won't happen now
finger out for every shout and if they don't like it they can fuck off
Say what you will, but this guy is still a decent umpire.
Look at English umpires when it comes to LBW - youtube.com
Not all all surprising. 8 decisions overturned in 1 test.
same in aus LOL
Can't believe there's a sane opinion in this thread
Just cracked a can of Sirena Italian style Tuna in oil with half a bag of black and gold frozen broccoli florets. Planning to mix it with some garlic salt and pepper
>the absolute state of these umpires
The fucking series is sponsored by the only thing that can help the umpire at this point. Jesus Christ get him some bloody glasses.
What was the incorrect decision lads
I’m at dominos and can’t see da game
aren't English umpires meant to be the only good ones
Imagine being so bad you make Aleem Dar look good
such a kino delivery too.
I guess you have free healthcare down under then, you'd find out sharp either way
fuck off aleem
WHAT THE FUCK
>dar
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME
twitter.com
had a chuckle at this honestly
>hiding the bat behind your pads is playing a shot
GOAT umpires tbqphsijflad
Great shot by Root that
>another umpball
Kek
Can we review the ICC?
literally hid the bat behind his leg what a fucking daft cunt
That's some great banter desu
Kek cheeky root
tbf the aussies do the exact same, had something like that last innings but flipped
Kek
imagine if root middled that would have gone soaring
His Wiki getting edited and reverted tons of times in the past few minutes.
en.wikipedia.org
ive never seen such incompetent umpiring lads. this is ridiculous
If Paine reviewed that, could the 3rd umpire overrule Dar's ruling that he played a shot?
>companies jokingly narrating the performance of their products as if they're part of the sporting event you're watching
Is there a less based type of advert?
Had a mate that played for Chile a few years ago
No
so so so fucking sick of aleem fucking the ashes up
I'd love to save a test match against the cunts. As a kid i'd dream of flat-batting McGrath into a boiling rage
Too many n*ggers umpiring if you ask me lmao
clowns shouldn't be allowed near a test match again tbqh
Aussies will be wanting a wicket soon, I would expect.
often imagined I'd open the bowling defending 40 and absolutely clean england/india up
Where's the facking hawkeye?
Paine OUT
Isn't that literally the point of bowling
Could do with a wicket here.
>Paine heading down leg
can >we drop him please
might become an islamaphobe if aleem keeps this up don't say you weren't warned
elite
>paine
FACK OFF
WADE WOULD'VE CAUGHT THAT
FUCKING PAINE
>pooaine
>pain
Why the fuck would you be heading down leg for that?
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Why the FUCK is Paine in the team again? Let alone the captain?
>SPECIALIST WICKET KEEPER
FUCK OFF PAINE YOU PATHETIC DOG CUNT
fuck me dead
love me some armchair wicketkeepers
*edges for 4*
*fistbump your partner* yeah I nailed that
Howling
Deary me Roy cannot play top of off line. No foot movement always gets squared up
Did they confirm if that LBW against Root would've been out?
CODEWORD IS TRUNK LADS
coz smith and warner cheated
>as bad as his calls were, you can't add that
>based sids bowling as good as I always knew he would
>let down by poor captain selection
Question about the froggy cunt: does he have the same exaggerated back and across movement to lefty seamers? Or does he stay more toward leg stump?
Bongland broadcasters would have to show it
yes they did
Yeah, hitting bails on middle
Yeah I'm asking if they've shown it
Jason Roy is going to get fucked at some point this session imo
It's settled. Heading out for a ~100km drive for a root. I'll let you know how it went tomorrow. Cheers.
Quite possibly the worst wicket keepers for both teams in any Ashes series ever.
Love this momentum swing after shitstaine let them off the hook.
was hitting off mate
bit jealous haha
>Lyons: does anything
>"NICE GAZ NICE NICE GOOD ONE GAZZA NICE."
t. caz
Take insertion pic
I also predict there may be a wicket this session and it is more likely to be not the batsman that averages 50
Paine still taking them at the feet.
>the umpires are so annoyed at the third umpire overruling their decisions that they're now deliberately making awful choices that can't be overruled
Awful decision desu
this cunt won't let us have any banter on the wiki page
wicket looms
Yes and unfortunately ours also happens to be the shittiest batsman in the fucking world as well.
this spell from siddle has been fucking elite so far
imagine being that desperate
>Warnie rolls him arm over literally anytime in his entire live
>pulls that "awwww nearly!" face
>"BOWLING SHANE" frim behind some stumps somewhere
WICKET NEK MINNIT
What happens if it's actually a draw and they end up on the same amount of runs?
But neither batsman averages 50
t. paine's mum
certain one of Paines relos lurk. ring him in the break and tell him to move up when Siddles bowling
want Roy to get a century today just to see plebbit seethe
Enjoy yourself
He always bowls like this in England.
Then it's not a draw, it's a tie.
t.
Warne was a different class to Lyon though
I dont look at reddit why dont they like him
STRONG MUSCULAR SIDS
BATSMEN WONT EVEN FACE HIM
hope you don't have work tomorrow m8
love pattinsons banter lads, glad to have him back in the squad
why do they let black people umpire
>Lyons
>Joel “Stevie Wonder” Wilson
Why didn't he let this one stay just for a laugh
So whose ashes are they?
based wikipedia
>not calling in sick for a root
GONE
the bails from some series in the 1800s lol
Jesus christ
not your traditional test opener so even if he outscores every other option they'll still say he doesn't belong there and needs to be dropped
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GONE CUNT GO FUCK OFF
>Wilson is allegedly a member of the Elite Panel of ICC Umpires, representing the West Indies.
my favourite
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Unfortunately I can see the future
based fucking retard
trying to fucking wallop him when you're batting for a draw
GET FUCKED
YOU'RE OUT
GARY WINS
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Great English """"test"""" batting.
>goy
LMFAO
YES
FUCK OFF
DUMB CUNT
GET THE FUCK OFF
WALK IT YOU MUG
GOTTEM
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"GOT HIM YES, PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT"
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>Roy
>POOY
Imagine him sweating while trying to fix the wiki page
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Was it necessary to burn them? Probably could have fit in the urn anyway.
>clean bowled
>ump pulls out his rulebook to see what this means
Whatwould you sat t Roy as he walks back into the dressing room?
lucky that hit the wickets
paine looked nowhere near taking it for a stumping
"get a brown dog up ya"
Roy is such a fucking idiot
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Not sure he was going for the wallop desu.
KEK
>marching dowm the wicket for a big wallop while in survival mode
OH NO NO NO
fucking howling
Into the tail now
kek
If I was Roy, I'd probably just keep running and not come back to Birmingham
imagine unironically being english lmao yikes
such an embarrassing way to get out, he must feel like a right plonker
KEK
OYE HOYE
KEK
lovely shot that
nice going you fucking brainlet
sibley would have been so much better than this odi merchant
England officially going for it
Repeat: Root will save the test now the nightwatchmen are out
lads, how loudly are you going to scream OYE HOYE after the final wicket falls this arvo?
bit panicky I reckon
just make a buzzing noise tbqh
Just got called in to watch cricket.
bad luck, champ
kek lyon being absolutely DOMINATED here.
probably not at all
tipping this to be a funny post in a few moments time
Blessed image
fucking kek
ashes momentum swinging victory on the cards lads
lol do these people flock to umpire's pages when they sense people are going to fuck with the info
would absolutely heem the fuck out of ben stokes if i ever saw him in nz desu he better not set foot in this country EVER again for his own sake
>too mung to bang some club sloot
Poor gaz. his wife is decent tho
Top banter
the changes page is funny as fuck
wikipedia jews spend their whole waking day doing it for free
rent free
lads I just changed the Wilson's wikipedia page! LOL!!!!!@
I think these pages get redflagged when there's suddenly 10 edits in a minute
His mum and dad live in Christchurch. They should be HEEMd simply for being cantabrian
>jews
>doing anything for free
why are the british so fucking dumb lads?
LOL nice, must have been jokes
Lots of changes in a short period of time by low level editors attract wikis jannies
UH OH LADS
JUST GOT A WARNING FROM WIKI
FUCK
haha it's so funny making wikipedia edits and showing them to my friends
t. Pkbwcgs
hahahahaha wikipedia edits XDDDD
The ashes has convinced me that I wanna be cremated.
feel sad for anyone who thinks it's funny Tbh
he does it for free
WIKIPEDIA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Bit shocked at how some posters are talking about New Zealander of the Year, Ben Stokes.
Lads i'd be up all night making funny wikipedia edits but I have school tomorrow >:[
>pooaine
abort, abort
>poone
hes called joe root because everyone roots his mum lol
Paine has now officially scored more runs for England this game than some of their own batters.
What's the best say to crack my back?
how come we never play tests against new zealand?
>jews is always literal
besides im sure a few of them are jewish autists
reply next time, its polite
I wonder who has scored more from behind the wicket. Paine or Bairstow
>bragging about being above wiki edits
grimly low self esteem
way*
jump off a tall building and aim to land back first onto a railing
>blaming Paine for Lyon's shit ball
playing a series against them this summer
but the reason is they have the same home season as we do, so we'd never tour new zealand. and they're not as big of a draw as England/SA/India so we typically dont have them for the summer
Don't worry boys, they still haven't noticef my Aleem Dar edits yet
t. paine
roll down over the side of your bed
We do. Trans-Tasman Trophy. It'll be played again this December. It's just that no one cares about it.
not a fan of the rage at everyone's posts hoping for (you)s gimmick
sounds risky
Lay on your back and twist to each side as much as possible from your hips.
So scared you keep ducking us
roll on a soccer ball or similar
mucked up my exam a bit today lads
Step on a crack.
What?
Reckon we should get bairstow to read every /cric/ thread so his seethe reaches unstoppable levels and he actually scores some runs
T pain? I love that guy!
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.
siddle has such a red face haha
How do you muck up rooting a sheep?
Is Siddle the only player who pops his collar?
not much of a cricket fan here can someone explain why on earth you would "declare" instead of just batting as much as you possibly could
Reckon he doesn't get dropped in case he necks himself
He's so hot he could be Peter Griddle haha
he actually thought this was funny lads
players used to always do it in the late 2000s and early 2010s. i remember it inspired me to pop my collars on my school uniform haha
If they don't get to finish their innings, then it's just a draw, no matter how massive your final total is.
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OH NONONONONONONONONO
A lot of lame banter being called out lately.
I don't mind it.
>review
LMAO
Grim
i mistook your mum for one, still got a b- because the resemblance is quite uncanny and the stench is borderline identical
>REVIEWING THAT
KEK
YOU MIDDLED IT
JUST FUCKING WALK YOU CHEAT
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what a grub he knew he hit that
need to leave enough time to bowl a team out and win the match
Why did he review it he smashed it into his pad lmao
KEK NICE POOVIEW
I did it too and I remember a girl told me it looks dumb and laughed at me and I never did it again.
what a brainlet
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utterly grim
They just found my Dar edit lads
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Hoo boy this has taken a turn
England comms should stfu about the umps and slate denly and root for reviewing that
Tim Paine: * orgasms *
Just remembered this lads
i had a gf in highschool so didnt care too much what other girls thought. she did ask why i did it though
I remember Ricky used to do it all the time
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>Barmy "loyalest cricket supporters" getting OUT SUNG IN ENGLAND against Australians
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how could you not feel that so close to the hands
oh no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
should have finna gone to specsavers
>buttler above stokes
Canlt wait for a stoic 15(7)
>lbw review didn't even look at the same delivery
Why does he have 23X tattoed on his arm?
England stopped importing full players and now just doing body parts?
Remember a few ashes series ago when England put tape over the edge of their bats to avoid detection on hot spot. I feel like I havent imagined this
grim asf
probably knows hes out next test and possibly forever. why not ruin it for the whole team
Paine is popped RIGHT now
Almost to grim to watch
Yeah i think it was either 10/11 or 13 and 13/14 series.
kek
they've got bigger fish to fry than denpee though
Why did they stop doing hot spot? Or is it just a night game thing?
wouldn't put it past them lad, they are renowned cheats after all
smith does
Oh yeah I remember Cook batting with an optic camouflage bat, that was a bit much.
FUCK /QANDA/ is on with Based Tones
Cannot wait for another Buttler 10(4) which everyone glosses over because he occasionally has a good innings
>siddle popping his collar to keep the dangerous sun off his neck, thus lowering his chance of getting skin cancer
collar popping is a 200IQ move
Every sane batter has tape on the edges to protect it getting chipped since the beginning of time. I think it was vaseline or something
t. poocastle poof
where does comeback rank in ashes history? it's gotta be up there
who cares this is finna boutta be ashes kino
Fuck off then kek
im basically going to copy warne's haristyle i reckon
pretty much have the exact same hairline
Ah the onions king himself
Is denly going to be picked next match?
based /pol/ blowin thinking tone was unironically liked
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(even for you chinky
I had team mate who did that while bowling in addition to rolling the sleeves up.
definitely, if Roy is in they have obviously run out of options
>having long sleeves
fuck off cuckwegian
Maybe he just did it for the aerodynamics then
>Need to clean up the tail
>Don't pick the 1 bowler in our squad that is a specialist tail end bowler
>that safari hat
bit white nationalist for my tastes tbqh
Well it was never available on most grounds outside of Australia. Maybe they think snicko is conclusive on its own
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>It's out
It'll be too high / umpire's call on height. FUMING.
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FUCKING GET HIM OFF
WALK IT
>it's 2021
>the ICC mandates that this helmet must be worn by bowlers at all levels for their own safety
Would the game ever recover?
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Ah shit
Root should just off himself now
Brainful innings from Buttler here