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PLUMB

KEK NICE POOVIEW POOT

KNOCKING MIDDLE STRAIGHT OUT

not sure about this sean abbott character

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PLUMB FUCK OFF ROOT

Fucking abysmal call.

this is an umpiring performance to rival Bucknor in Sydney 2008

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>these umpires
Gonna be a long series

The state of this umpiring

shocking decision

state of this umpire

gonna be ump's call this

OH DEAR

>THE ABSOLUTE SATE OF THIS FUCKING UMPIRING

it was a foot wide kek

dear oh dear

what happened

This is elite umpiring lads

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good call umps desu

You were right (on impact)

State

This umpiring is almost as poor as football's.

cheating aussies paying off the umps again

Based blind Ump

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Need England to waste their reviews so these absolute howlers can't be reviewed.

decided to skip the beer lads got to lose this fat

ive literally lsot count of how many incorrect decisions there've been now. must be over 15 already

these umpires been enjoying a spot of the grass this test match

did you see the Wade one he gave out?

this is indiscriminant incompetence

Someone might want to have a look at these umpires' bank accounts

Might get Mr Bureković to artillery Birmingham, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=WhloDWwJXao

Just got home from the gym have England won yet?

>Manlet gets hit on the legs
I would've given it out as well.

Good on ya mate.

it was 10 on day 2...

stopped counting after that

we've had 3 players out on wrong decisions lol, they're just completely fucking incompetent

also warner and smith. thankfully smith could review

dont care if he's 86. he'd do a better job than these tards

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Yeah mate just everyone else’s stream is behind

@94630358
fuck up josh

what a lad

cummins looking sexy as fuck today
bowling well too

>Roy 10 (39)

never thought I'd see the day

Back from greece lads, bit of drizzle here this morning and I quite enjoyed it, a week of sun is just right

White girlfriend.

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and pattinson

cringe

Are England going for the win at all or just trying to survive? Australia was able to get 400 odd in a day, and for the ODI world cup winners 400 off 90 is a pretty low run rate.

elite crowd this. the famous barmy army making lots of noise in support of the English batsmen

Greece is based. Did you bang any prossies?

beautiful

>run rate has exceeded 2
england are going all out for the win here

kys saxon

>open this in youtube
>already have it bookmarked

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that was hilarious. There was another lbw given to someone who was jumping and above the knee roll on day one, think it was Warner

100% going for a draw lol

can't get behind this post, sorry lad.

umm

racist much

No Barmy Aunties?

only if Roy pops off, but he's uncharacteristically defensive today so it won't happen

Did anyone see that hideous mammoth? Jesus

yeah warner

he was about a foot out of his crease too lmao probably the worst lbw call I've seen in my life

No I don't think I even saw any, it was based though. It was one of the UK party islands so the cricket was on, watching cricket in the pool lovely jubbly

Baziran i crvenopiluliran

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Cute

no mate think sebbo's still asleep

England timewasting fucks

Termites eating the stumps

>fuck me
lel

>Buzzing stumps
LADS

>england trying to waste time
piss off cunts

Why aren't the stumps straight?
They look like: / | \

Get with any slags?

>fuck me!

Nice

>stump mic broken
waiting for the English to ask for today's play be postponed

warne losing it at this shit banter

could use with a cheeky surprise thunderstorm here lads

>Fuck me

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bit racist m8

Who was it who said that? Sounded Aussie. BBC had to apologise for the language.

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yeah noticed that
makes you think about that time root was bowled and the bails didn't come off

>wasp

ELITE stalling tactics

wouldn't mind the duckworth lewis system here desu lads

FUCK ENGLAND

beautiful

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the coward joe root playing for time

EXECUTE ALL POMS

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>magnets buzzing
fuck's sake we're going to be exposed for being even bigger cheats than the fucking aussies

N E W S T U M P S
N E W U M P S

something suspect going on here

what have the australians unearthed?

Just came back from a wank lads why the FUCK is everyone hanging out around the stumps?

It's fair enough, the fucking thing will buzz all day long if they don't do something about it

EMF caused the stump mic

>le buzzing wickets meme
when will they send jaffa out to run around behind the bowler?

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can just imagine bigfooty are losing their shit over this kek

The hum of an electromagnet.

>crowd making a noise all fucking game
>muh fortress
this is an advantage for england
>stumps buzzing a little bit
NOOOOOO I CANT BAT WE NEED TO WASTE TIME CHANGING IT!!!

magnets in the bails are interfering with the stump mic

Shan't be taking any lessons in whinging from the Aussies!

it was like Moeen Ali's delivery to Smith yesterday. Just set the tone for the umpires like it did for his absolute shithouse bowling

Paine should start making a buzzing noise just as they go to hit it

Decent cricket game with these graphics when?

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would be proper banter haha

Hate this Optus ad

nah it was just a ruse to bring out the tampered stumps. Expect a lot of no wicket bowleds from here onwards

waiting for sids to come on and get 5fer tbqpoh

I for one believe that Australia would never engage in such low time wasting in this situation, and would honourably get through the overs at a rapid rate in order to secure a result, even if it was to their detriment.

Have a look at the trajectory of the phone dropping, no way you could do that yourself

PETER SIDDLE HAS A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY TO WIN AUSTRALIA THE FIRST TEST AT EDGBASTON!!!!

Who the fuck wants to play a cricket video game besides 9 year olds? Theres no market for it.

>Root still trying to find the wasp

Too right mate. We're even willing to speed the game up with a little sandpaper.

>Too shit to hit the ball again
REEEEEE. Almost out hit twice.

>that time Clarke declared early to try and get a result but couldn't run off fast enough when it started to turn around

this but Lyon

Reminder Root will score a matching-saving 50 and won MotM

>perfidious aussies burying a wasps nest under the stumps

based time traveller

If it was difficult on 5 star difficulty and not a ridiculous slog fest I would

love warners commentary

>Pattinson and Cummins debuted in consecutive tests 8 (eight) years ago

>cuminbum

noticed those bees fucking everywhere during >our at bat yesterday what the hell is going on out there

hate this fucking maccas ad so much

Nathan Lyon when

My bros, is it worth it to drive 1 hour/100km at 9pm to have sex with a reasonably good looking girl?

youtube.com/watch?v=0DyH5-bABZo
you now remember this

filthy cheating English are bringing bees into the ground and releasing them when we bat

Aiming for about 200 of the final 20 and Jos will knock them off

Fuck off. Super International Cricket (SNES) and Shane Warne Cricket '99 (PSX) were great.

i would 100% but am a bit desperate

>having sex
>when you could be watching England lose the first test in the Ashes
Priorities lad.

the selection going into that first test at NZ was going to be Siddle, Pattinson and one of Ben Cutting or Starc. Cutting was the favourite to debut.

He snapped his back the week before the test, became eternally shit, Starc debuted and Cutting never played for Australia

>Super International Cricket (SNES)
my nigga

SIC was awesome.

loaded the van full of packaged beehives lads

heading to the ground

why is it always South Africa and Sri Lanka?
It happened when Sri Lanka toured there recently and again when they played in the world cup

Depends if you know her. Rarely have good sex 1st time out

unironically this

SidGOAT already looking good lads

>REVIEWING THIS
KEK

KNOCKING ALL THREE OUT

PLUMB

WALK YOU CUNT

YES

GOT HIM
GET THE FUCK OFF

WALK IT YOU DUMB CUNT

no, my limit is 40km. You'll be more depressed on the drive home than if you stayed in and watched cric with your bro's, tell her something came up.

Yes, but only if its a guaranteed fuck m8.

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>POOT SMILING

NOT AGAIN

NO NO NO NO NO

OHHHHH NO NO NO

>Inside edge
Oh no no no.
Feeling a bit bad for this umpire.

ffs this is awful

It keeps happening

Reckon we might get some competent umpires for the next match lads?

These umpires have got somewhere to be

>Shane Warne '99
Noice

I knew it I FUCKING KNEW IT
also fucking hell this umpire, I wasn't even watching and I could hear the noise

This post hasn't aged well

elite bit of umpiring that

absolute state of Joel Wilson

Victoria legalised euthanasia. Get this cunt down there.

>These umpires

lmao

SidGOAT still looking good lads

for fuck sakes root walk off you disgusting cunt

>root has had 4 decisions overturned giving him out while batting
Holy fuck lmao this guy is the moeen Ali of umpires

surely these umps are taking the piss at this point

bat pad surely

THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS UMPIRING
HOLY SHIT LMAO THIS CANNOT BE REAL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>cutting turned into a batsman instead

Funny shit

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>THIS UMPIRING

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They just want to go home and stop the humiliation

Bring back Steve Bucknor tbqh

Poot so scared of the big banana man he wont even face the ball

>Batsman backs away after being attacked by """"bees""""

kek he'll be too scared to give out to an obvious one now

Actually gotten to the point where I feel bad for him now.

Legit imagine whats going on in his head right now. Fucking hell.

give chicken burger NOW

To anyome shitting on the umps i challenge you all to umpire a game and see how you get on.

imagine if he didnt break his back and was still a good bowler. would be an elite allrounder

risky post in Englel

Reminder that this is what reviews are for, not for using it flippantly because you think half the ball might miss leg stump

yeah poor guy honestly. he must be absolutely cooked

She cute :3

GARY GARY GARY

Joel Wilson #1 Twitter trend in the UK atm

If it hasn't happened yet it probably won't happen now

finger out for every shout and if they don't like it they can fuck off

Say what you will, but this guy is still a decent umpire.
Look at English umpires when it comes to LBW - youtube.com/watch?v=5UPaPiOVIMo

Not all all surprising. 8 decisions overturned in 1 test.

same in aus LOL

Can't believe there's a sane opinion in this thread

Just cracked a can of Sirena Italian style Tuna in oil with half a bag of black and gold frozen broccoli florets. Planning to mix it with some garlic salt and pepper

>the absolute state of these umpires

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The fucking series is sponsored by the only thing that can help the umpire at this point. Jesus Christ get him some bloody glasses.

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What was the incorrect decision lads
I’m at dominos and can’t see da game

aren't English umpires meant to be the only good ones

Imagine being so bad you make Aleem Dar look good

such a kino delivery too.

I guess you have free healthcare down under then, you'd find out sharp either way

fuck off aleem

WHAT THE FUCK

>dar

HOLY FUCK THIS GAME

twitter.com/ODDSbible/status/1158329482551451648
had a chuckle at this honestly

>hiding the bat behind your pads is playing a shot

GOAT umpires tbqphsijflad

Great shot by Root that

>another umpball
Kek

Can we review the ICC?

literally hid the bat behind his leg what a fucking daft cunt

That's some great banter desu

Kek cheeky root

tbf the aussies do the exact same, had something like that last innings but flipped

Kek

imagine if root middled that would have gone soaring

His Wiki getting edited and reverted tons of times in the past few minutes.
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ive never seen such incompetent umpiring lads. this is ridiculous

If Paine reviewed that, could the 3rd umpire overrule Dar's ruling that he played a shot?

>companies jokingly narrating the performance of their products as if they're part of the sporting event you're watching
Is there a less based type of advert?

Had a mate that played for Chile a few years ago

No

so so so fucking sick of aleem fucking the ashes up

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I'd love to save a test match against the cunts. As a kid i'd dream of flat-batting McGrath into a boiling rage

Too many n*ggers umpiring if you ask me lmao

clowns shouldn't be allowed near a test match again tbqh

Aussies will be wanting a wicket soon, I would expect.

often imagined I'd open the bowling defending 40 and absolutely clean england/india up

Where's the facking hawkeye?

Paine OUT

Isn't that literally the point of bowling

Could do with a wicket here.

>Paine heading down leg
can >we drop him please

might become an islamaphobe if aleem keeps this up don't say you weren't warned

elite

>paine
FACK OFF
WADE WOULD'VE CAUGHT THAT

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FUCKING PAINE

>pooaine

>pain

Why the fuck would you be heading down leg for that?

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Why the FUCK is Paine in the team again? Let alone the captain?

>SPECIALIST WICKET KEEPER
FUCK OFF PAINE YOU PATHETIC DOG CUNT

fuck me dead

love me some armchair wicketkeepers

*edges for 4*

*fistbump your partner* yeah I nailed that

Howling

Deary me Roy cannot play top of off line. No foot movement always gets squared up

Did they confirm if that LBW against Root would've been out?

CODEWORD IS TRUNK LADS

coz smith and warner cheated

>as bad as his calls were, you can't add that

>based sids bowling as good as I always knew he would
>let down by poor captain selection

Question about the froggy cunt: does he have the same exaggerated back and across movement to lefty seamers? Or does he stay more toward leg stump?

Bongland broadcasters would have to show it

yes they did

Yeah, hitting bails on middle

Yeah I'm asking if they've shown it

Jason Roy is going to get fucked at some point this session imo

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It's settled. Heading out for a ~100km drive for a root. I'll let you know how it went tomorrow. Cheers.

Quite possibly the worst wicket keepers for both teams in any Ashes series ever.

Love this momentum swing after shitstaine let them off the hook.

was hitting off mate

bit jealous haha

>Lyons: does anything
>"NICE GAZ NICE NICE GOOD ONE GAZZA NICE."

t. caz

Take insertion pic

I also predict there may be a wicket this session and it is more likely to be not the batsman that averages 50

Paine still taking them at the feet.

>the umpires are so annoyed at the third umpire overruling their decisions that they're now deliberately making awful choices that can't be overruled

Awful decision desu

this cunt won't let us have any banter on the wiki page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Pkbwcgs

wicket looms

Yes and unfortunately ours also happens to be the shittiest batsman in the fucking world as well.

this spell from siddle has been fucking elite so far

imagine being that desperate

>Warnie rolls him arm over literally anytime in his entire live
>pulls that "awwww nearly!" face
>"BOWLING SHANE" frim behind some stumps somewhere

WICKET NEK MINNIT

What happens if it's actually a draw and they end up on the same amount of runs?

But neither batsman averages 50

t. paine's mum

certain one of Paines relos lurk. ring him in the break and tell him to move up when Siddles bowling

want Roy to get a century today just to see plebbit seethe

Enjoy yourself

He always bowls like this in England.

Then it's not a draw, it's a tie.

t.

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Warne was a different class to Lyon though

I dont look at reddit why dont they like him

STRONG MUSCULAR SIDS
BATSMEN WONT EVEN FACE HIM

hope you don't have work tomorrow m8

love pattinsons banter lads, glad to have him back in the squad

why do they let black people umpire

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>Lyons

>Joel “Stevie Wonder” Wilson
Why didn't he let this one stay just for a laugh

So whose ashes are they?

based wikipedia

>not calling in sick for a root

GONE

the bails from some series in the 1800s lol

Jesus christ

not your traditional test opener so even if he outscores every other option they'll still say he doesn't belong there and needs to be dropped

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GONE CUNT GO FUCK OFF

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>Wilson is allegedly a member of the Elite Panel of ICC Umpires, representing the West Indies.
my favourite

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Unfortunately I can see the future

based fucking retard

trying to fucking wallop him when you're batting for a draw

GET FUCKED

YOU'RE OUT

GARY WINS

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Great English """"test"""" batting.

>goy

LMFAO

YES
FUCK OFF

DUMB CUNT

GET THE FUCK OFF
WALK IT YOU MUG

GOTTEM

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>Roy

>POOY

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Imagine him sweating while trying to fix the wiki page

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Was it necessary to burn them? Probably could have fit in the urn anyway.

>clean bowled
>ump pulls out his rulebook to see what this means

Whatwould you sat t Roy as he walks back into the dressing room?

lucky that hit the wickets
paine looked nowhere near taking it for a stumping

"get a brown dog up ya"

Roy is such a fucking idiot

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Not sure he was going for the wallop desu.

KEK

>marching dowm the wicket for a big wallop while in survival mode

OH NO NO NO

fucking howling

Into the tail now

kek

If I was Roy, I'd probably just keep running and not come back to Birmingham

imagine unironically being english lmao yikes

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such an embarrassing way to get out, he must feel like a right plonker

KEK

OYE HOYE

KEK

lovely shot that

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nice going you fucking brainlet
sibley would have been so much better than this odi merchant

England officially going for it

Repeat: Root will save the test now the nightwatchmen are out

lads, how loudly are you going to scream OYE HOYE after the final wicket falls this arvo?

bit panicky I reckon

just make a buzzing noise tbqh

Just got called in to watch cricket.

bad luck, champ

kek lyon being absolutely DOMINATED here.

probably not at all

tipping this to be a funny post in a few moments time

Blessed image

fucking kek

ashes momentum swinging victory on the cards lads

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lol do these people flock to umpire's pages when they sense people are going to fuck with the info

would absolutely heem the fuck out of ben stokes if i ever saw him in nz desu he better not set foot in this country EVER again for his own sake

>too mung to bang some club sloot
Poor gaz. his wife is decent tho

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Top banter

the changes page is funny as fuck

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wikipedia jews spend their whole waking day doing it for free

rent free

lads I just changed the Wilson's wikipedia page! LOL!!!!!@

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RecentChangesLinked?hidebots=1&hidecategorization=1&hideWikibase=1&target=Joel_Wilson_(umpire)&limit=50&days=7&urlversion=2 wrong link

I think these pages get redflagged when there's suddenly 10 edits in a minute

His mum and dad live in Christchurch. They should be HEEMd simply for being cantabrian

>jews
>doing anything for free
why are the british so fucking dumb lads?

LOL nice, must have been jokes

Lots of changes in a short period of time by low level editors attract wikis jannies

UH OH LADS

JUST GOT A WARNING FROM WIKI

FUCK

haha it's so funny making wikipedia edits and showing them to my friends

t. Pkbwcgs

hahahahaha wikipedia edits XDDDD

The ashes has convinced me that I wanna be cremated.

feel sad for anyone who thinks it's funny Tbh

he does it for free

WIKIPEDIA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Bit shocked at how some posters are talking about New Zealander of the Year, Ben Stokes.

Lads i'd be up all night making funny wikipedia edits but I have school tomorrow >:[

>pooaine

abort, abort

>poone

hes called joe root because everyone roots his mum lol

Paine has now officially scored more runs for England this game than some of their own batters.

What's the best say to crack my back?

how come we never play tests against new zealand?

>jews is always literal
besides im sure a few of them are jewish autists
reply next time, its polite

I wonder who has scored more from behind the wicket. Paine or Bairstow

>bragging about being above wiki edits
grimly low self esteem

way*

jump off a tall building and aim to land back first onto a railing

>blaming Paine for Lyon's shit ball

playing a series against them this summer
but the reason is they have the same home season as we do, so we'd never tour new zealand. and they're not as big of a draw as England/SA/India so we typically dont have them for the summer

Don't worry boys, they still haven't noticef my Aleem Dar edits yet

t. paine

roll down over the side of your bed

We do. Trans-Tasman Trophy. It'll be played again this December. It's just that no one cares about it.

not a fan of the rage at everyone's posts hoping for (you)s gimmick

sounds risky

Lay on your back and twist to each side as much as possible from your hips.

So scared you keep ducking us

roll on a soccer ball or similar

mucked up my exam a bit today lads

Step on a crack.

What?

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Reckon we should get bairstow to read every /cric/ thread so his seethe reaches unstoppable levels and he actually scores some runs

T pain? I love that guy!

When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.

youtube.com/watch?v=sLFAXTZsh24

siddle has such a red face haha

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How do you muck up rooting a sheep?

Is Siddle the only player who pops his collar?

not much of a cricket fan here can someone explain why on earth you would "declare" instead of just batting as much as you possibly could

Reckon he doesn't get dropped in case he necks himself

He's so hot he could be Peter Griddle haha

he actually thought this was funny lads

players used to always do it in the late 2000s and early 2010s. i remember it inspired me to pop my collars on my school uniform haha

If they don't get to finish their innings, then it's just a draw, no matter how massive your final total is.

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A lot of lame banter being called out lately.

I don't mind it.

>review

LMAO

Grim

i mistook your mum for one, still got a b- because the resemblance is quite uncanny and the stench is borderline identical

>REVIEWING THAT
KEK

YOU MIDDLED IT

JUST FUCKING WALK YOU CHEAT

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>Reviewing it when you smash it
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what a grub he knew he hit that

need to leave enough time to bowl a team out and win the match

Why did he review it he smashed it into his pad lmao

KEK NICE POOVIEW

I did it too and I remember a girl told me it looks dumb and laughed at me and I never did it again.

what a brainlet

>Reviewing that
utterly grim

They just found my Dar edit lads

>POOLY

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>WASTING A REVIEW FOR THAT
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>reviewing this
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GET FUCKED CHEATING CUNT, NO UNDO REVIEW TODAY

Hoo boy this has taken a turn

England comms should stfu about the umps and slate denly and root for reviewing that

Tim Paine: * orgasms *

Just remembered this lads

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i had a gf in highschool so didnt care too much what other girls thought. she did ask why i did it though

I remember Ricky used to do it all the time

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>Barmy "loyalest cricket supporters" getting OUT SUNG IN ENGLAND against Australians

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how could you not feel that so close to the hands

oh no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

should have finna gone to specsavers

>buttler above stokes
Canlt wait for a stoic 15(7)

>lbw review didn't even look at the same delivery

Why does he have 23X tattoed on his arm?
England stopped importing full players and now just doing body parts?

Remember a few ashes series ago when England put tape over the edge of their bats to avoid detection on hot spot. I feel like I havent imagined this

grim asf

probably knows hes out next test and possibly forever. why not ruin it for the whole team

Paine is popped RIGHT now

Almost to grim to watch

Yeah i think it was either 10/11 or 13 and 13/14 series.

kek
they've got bigger fish to fry than denpee though

Why did they stop doing hot spot? Or is it just a night game thing?

wouldn't put it past them lad, they are renowned cheats after all

smith does

Oh yeah I remember Cook batting with an optic camouflage bat, that was a bit much.

FUCK /QANDA/ is on with Based Tones

Cannot wait for another Buttler 10(4) which everyone glosses over because he occasionally has a good innings

>siddle popping his collar to keep the dangerous sun off his neck, thus lowering his chance of getting skin cancer
collar popping is a 200IQ move

Every sane batter has tape on the edges to protect it getting chipped since the beginning of time. I think it was vaseline or something

t. poocastle poof

where does comeback rank in ashes history? it's gotta be up there

who cares this is finna boutta be ashes kino

Fuck off then kek

im basically going to copy warne's haristyle i reckon
pretty much have the exact same hairline

Ah the onions king himself

Is denly going to be picked next match?

based /pol/ blowin thinking tone was unironically liked

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(even for you chinky

I had team mate who did that while bowling in addition to rolling the sleeves up.

definitely, if Roy is in they have obviously run out of options

>having long sleeves
fuck off cuckwegian

Maybe he just did it for the aerodynamics then

>Need to clean up the tail
>Don't pick the 1 bowler in our squad that is a specialist tail end bowler

>that safari hat
bit white nationalist for my tastes tbqh

Well it was never available on most grounds outside of Australia. Maybe they think snicko is conclusive on its own

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>Umpire finally doesn't give one out
>It's out
It'll be too high / umpire's call on height. FUMING.

YES
GOT THAT CUNT PLUM
FUCKING GET HIM OFF
WALK IT

>it's 2021
>the ICC mandates that this helmet must be worn by bowlers at all levels for their own safety
Would the game ever recover?

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HAHAHAHAHA GET ROOTED YA CUNTZZ

Ah shit

Root should just off himself now

Brainful innings from Buttler here