Cricket chat with the lads.
Australia
284 & 487/7d
England
374 & 13/0 * (7 ov, target 398)
Cricket chat with the lads.
Australia
284 & 487/7d
England
374 & 13/0 * (7 ov, target 398)
Test
draw looms.
this is the thread?
haha no way lad, Lyon 5fer incoming
youtube.com
reckon this song pops off desu lads
This is the thread.
Sebbo refuses to post in BSK threads.
This is the thread, only cause it was made first.
Hate results
Love draws
lads its not fucking fair why can we only beat the ausgods in a minigame and not in real cricket?
why are they so much taller and more handsome than us?
OK this is based
For me, it's Skippy after the Ashes on 9Gem
for me, it's bringing the elite honesty philosophy into my everyday life
how good are boobs lads
my god i love big boobs
Get some home-grown cricketers desu
poms are up.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa *pop*
ass>tits
i like small little boobies
cor blimey
any BBC about?
Bouncy tracks
yeah mon
>over 1bn deluded poos still think kohli is better than smith
Based sebbo
griget :DD
Knick one into the gully
wouldn't mind her going down my member's end
nick doesnt have a silent k infront, midwit
this looks like Nicole
My bad
New York spelling.
Nicole................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
t.
head out to blacktown
Sneed
see
Stevenson Smithson
oi Lachlan you here m8?
Hand that in at the police station alright bud
feels good being a GODstralian lads
Based sebbo
oi Joshua you here m8?
So England all out just before tea for 179
Any advance on this?
oi Goosey you here m8?
nightshit you here lad?
oi patrick you here m8?
dermot mate you here m8?
just sucking some fat cocks mate be right with ya
realitycheck you here cunt?
oi thomas u here m8
oi saxon you here m8?
Oi Adam you here m8?
for what purpose?
oi convict you here m8?
Germanbro you here Mensch?
oi bryan you here m8?
oi surfcunt you here m8?
Posted from my Macbook Pro
no im not here mate
rent free
oi no im not you here m8?
I am here.
>poocastle
grim
yeah bud. good waves this afternoon and not many out
What the fuck happened yesterday
oi Joseph you here m8?
wow this thread turned virgin very quickly
just left under 10s footy training, be home soon
truthbomb: superannuation is a scam that costs the government far more in foregone taxation revenue than it saves in pension outlays, and only benefits trade unions and the financial services industry
man shitpost with the gang
man watch cricket with the gang
man mock England with the gang
oi Roland Belford u here m8
oi michael you here m8?
really wish my girl was more attractive tbqh
Tomas the Goose died sorry m8
RIP Thomas the goose
Business Idea
get sexchange
change name to Donna Bradwoman
dominate womens cricket
West Indies up to some tings
>chucked a sickie today
>have to go in tomorrow now
>going to miss the end of the match
wagecuck life sucks lads
or just stay up and stop being a bitch
really considering a sickie tomorrow honestly
>not working for the gubermint
>not having flex days
flex days sound amazing m8
>be me
>have 3ish days toil accrued
>"hey can I take Tuesday off on toil please boss?"
>"sorry user were short on that day, we need you in"
every time
Watching the TMS 60th T20 game until the cricket starts
youtube.com
>swanny getting out first ball to yohan blake
based
Have a whole week off
Asian gf.
i wish
fucking gross.
come to Auckland, I'll set you up.
Based
feels like i would be blacklisted from government jobs for not being an npc
Comfy as fuck
*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Fucking good lad. Hope Modi out Kashmir, no way should India lose more land
Doing some bicep curls bros.
*pprrtt*
kot
*moew*
based rolly b
Lads I gotta say, not really impressed by the lack of booing while smith was batting. It should have been loud and non-stop. You had a lot of troops in the stadium, could have easily broken them up into multiple company's and sustained a nice, solid BOO during his reign. At least there was some booing, so I'll give you that.
society is a hole
For me, it's England
What are the implications of article 370 on cricket?
second gril was NOT cute at all
Probably impossible for India-Pakistan to play each other in either country without cricketers and fans getting slaughtered
More Hindu cricketers from Kashmir
XD
how long till the cricky starts lads?
If 4channel shuts down then where do we all meet up?
>poocastle
grim
at the cricket mate
>viral Asian makeup transformations
fuck I hate YouTube more by the day.
The Genghis Khan statue
boxing day test
i had 42 hours of flex built up, 35 hours remaining after today
feels gud
do u get paid overtime?
Smith can't even bat for one full day LMAO
Mission Bay
Smith goes out in the nervous 140's both innings
the absolute state of him
dont you want an asian gf lad
my girl just took a massive shit in the toilet lads. fucking stinks.
>people actually think he's the next bradman
The mentally fragile Steve Smith
le 140 and out man
That's gross, she should have flushed it.
Sebbo on being a fat nigger pedophiles watch. /cric/ hides their kids immediately if they want to survive
Will England have the balls to go for the win?
really need batsmen who can convert their 140s to 200s
just not good enough at the moment really
got one and she barely wears makeup.
Oh dear
The absolute state of this bleach job on the Roadshow.
might get my receipts in order while watching the cricket lads
>a fucking leaf
>poocastle
grim
based leaf, defender of the innocent
Heard the abc news reporter today refer to "the incel community" today lads
Do you do your own taxes?
>not knowing about the /cric/ discord
heading to poowey this weekend
AMA
nah mate,
how did they hear about aus/sp/
how long would just under $60,000AUD last me if I quit my job, broke up with my girlfriend, and moved to a one bedroom flat in the suburbs to embrace the NEET life? I'm so fucking over city life and contemporary society. I just want to go somewhere quiet and live the NEET lifestyle. I'm wondering how long my savings would last
4>3>2>1
How are the memes? Elite or not elite?
Stay in Shitney with your chink friends lad.
grim
my Shubbo and Rapey B photoshops are legendary
I kind of already did this. I had like 25 grand and I wasted it all within half a year.
I prefer small boobs and big ass but big boobs are also good on some women
>watching the daily america bad refugee good news report
Move into your parents basement and that 60k could net you at least 10 years of proper NEET life.
This is the post
make a mock budget and find out m8
had a lot of success with sea salt spray in my hair lads recommend it
going to the day night test at optus stadium myself
I fucked three girls last night and one in the arse haha you faggots done know
was actually listening on the radio m8. She was talking to the midge that started 8 chan
Might go for Australia vs NZ at the SCG
what's all this Yea Forums getting shut down talk about
Dubs confirms glorious Burns and Roy centuries (also not dubs confirms too)
for me it's good old fashioned finasteride
anyone have nasal polyps, besides surgery, any tips to deal with them
i have lost all taste and smell
Hips > "ass"
BASED Ruru poster
yeah I'd recommend that
t. literal ATO employee
depending on the rent and other ongoing bills (rego, insurance, power, phone bills), you could probably get away with $1000 - $1500 a month
t. guy that just did the same thing with around 35k for the last 2 years
>Might watch go for Australia vs NZ at the SCG
could go a chicken loaded chips meal
Impeccable opinion
This.
Looking good mate
Australians are literally faggots
that escalated quickly
>Chinkney
just thought of the basedest meme...should I post it...nah its too based...
i would if I was working overtime, but thats only happened once
those hours are accumulated because my terms of employment say 35 hours per week. But because I work standard office hours, that means I'm accumulating ~3 hours per week at the very minimum.
flex is more like time off in lieu than overtime. so a day like today, i took flex leave and got paid regular days salary
odds are it's average
dear boro
chuck it in the WhatsApp
if its actually the basedest then id love to see it haha
based us, shall be spending my flex on my trip to the ashes next week
how long to till the cricky starts?
thanks lads. how long until the NEET lifestyle becomes depressing? I figure I could save some of my savings for afterwards by getting a job just before I become sick of NEETdom.
australia will be wanting to take 10 wickets today
Steve Smith is a test match bully
Insightful stuff
33 minutes
Need some Garry Lyon pics in this thread
tipping Ben Stokes does something retarded today
you can sign up with an agency after a few months and just work very occasionally so that you don't go full neet
so get this. I'm former APS, now NSW. in APS flex cuts off after APS6.
in NSW it doesnt cut off until SES B1. so the el1/2 equivalents also get flex. and the NSW government pays quite a bit more than the APS anyway
Couple years before you think "I might give that work thing a go again" then after about 9 months of working you'll be yearning for the neet life once again.
england will be wanting to try and avoid losing wickets out there today nass
so when are england handing the cup back
cheers lad
not allowed to use my flex
australia could win today but it's vital that they take ten wickets. england will be doing everything they can, everything in their power, to prevent that from happening.
What like little temp jobs or some shit?
You sir might just be a genius, a NEET patrician if I may.
People who post image gifs should be shot
If England score the same number of runs as Australia, but score more boundaries, do they win?
why?
Post your age, and how much you have saved up ausbros.
>27
>$58,500
krazycuck detected
This stuff is absolutely elite at defeating shit stench, you might have to go to the chemist to find it or it will be in the medicine isle at the supermarket
>24
>$2,000
never worked a day in my life and am not on neetbux
threw a sickie today 2bh, not to watch the cricket though specifically
I work for the government and have flex time, but we also have core hours (10-12 and 2-4pm) where you have to be in so you can't just flex out a whole day
>living in the south with exorbitant rents
saving is but a distant dream
>so get this
fucking hell lisa is fugly
>I work for the government and have flex time, but we also have core hours (10-12 and 2-4pm) where you have to be in so you can't just flex out a whole day
kek
KEK
That's not flex at all then. I can flex out an entire week.
>he can't flex an entire week
THE ABSOUTE STATE OF BRITBONG
should i get a job lads? ive been neet for 6 years now
i've loved it and don't want it to ever end
got in better shape, can have comfy daytime naps if i want, read a bunch of books and learned new things i'm passionate about that otherwise wouldn't have sunk time into
Tfw tradie
>work overtime
>make good bank
>cant take days off
like if brutal lads
I think lisa a cute
I bet the British don't even have an Australian Public Service holiday on December 27
>he can't "flex" an entire lifetime
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WAGEKEKS
thats fucking grim mate
it's there mainly because people need to be consistently contactable
if you have people randomly flexing a day off and suddenly not being available it becomes extremely shit for the workings of the wider organisation
no capacity
got hit with budget cuts
based jealous NEET who wants someone to talk to
josh BTFO
the chad public servants
we can take flex days but they are limited to 2 per month.
you can leave late of finish early but one end of the day is supposed to be fixed, e.g. my hours are 10:30 to 6:30 so i have to stay until 6:30pm, although actually nobody cares.
settle down mate., the grownups are talking
honestly, would rather mark philippoussis hosting the cricket
>it's there mainly because people need to be consistently contactable
>what is a mobile phone
>what is email
>what is skype
Are you even allowed to work from home, or does your manager have you chained to your desk?
What jurisdiction? It's an entitlement. They can't actually prevent you taking it.
it never got depressing for me. I was a shut in and my only contacts were online but I always had something to do, I just ran out of fucking money. I want to go back to it asap, miss those days so much. I want to learn to paint next time. the trick is to not fall for the videogames every day meme, have a thing that you work on every day even if it's retarded, the #1 piece of advice I'd give you is get a camera. just wandering around like an autist taking pictures of shit is so fun.
annual leave for me thanks
none of this flex rubbish
They really missed a trick by not having the "Woodies" hosting the ashes
>tfw no thicc curly haired blonde gf
i realise you are just explaining the nature of your job, but you sound like an NPC yes man
Perth ATO
we're not prevented from taking it just """"asked not to""""
yes you can work from home but that's not taking a flex day
flex means you're not working, and if you're not working you can't be contacted regarding work related things. I'm not talking about emergencies, some jobs it's just very disruptive when certain staff are out of the office
Lads who /HTFC/ here?
the "flex" horseshit seems like a desperate scheme to trick useless fucking milllenials into taking a slight interest in doing some work
I found it immediately depressing
This. its just some bullshit they cooked up to stop your leave rolling over into next year if you dont use it
watching survivor lads
>friends and the ashes on at the same time
fuck, what do I do?
how easy is it to get a job with the government?
creative, hard-working people will become depressed very quickly.
>he doesn't turn his work mobile off the moment he clocks out
>he checks his work e-mail out of hours
>he logs onto skype for biz out of hours
yikes
based gubbament drone getting overexcited after talking to his mug all day lul
seething wagie
relatively easy if you just want basic admin work.
coping neet
>ivan milat didn't act alone
all right, which one of you was it?
couldnt imagine only having 4 weeks off per year
i tend to take all my 'small leave' (like a week or less over Christmas etc) as flex.
I save annual leave for long (4+ weeks) overseas trips
Just makesure it isn't lapsing at the end of the timesheeting period, otherwise they are literally getting you to work >for free.
surely you could just work that out by being informally on call
used to desu. Made a concerted effort recently to black it out after I leave the office.
when's the cricket starting, listening to you talk about your jobs is grim af
in a perfect world, men like me would not exist
Depends on the organisation here. Civil Service can be very difficult to get into, NHS (universal healthcare) not so much, local council varies. Depends on the type of job.. technically they still hire shit like cleaners and stuff so I can't imagine that's hard.
i bet the first thing they do is check any and all social media profiles you have
no incels allowed
yeah that's what i'd be after, but i dont have a huge amount of work experience
BECUS THERRYREE ME MAYTESS
sure mate, wishing for your fat skillless life, where not women less than a landwhale would even look at you and your parents being so ashamed.
yeah mate, seething lmoa.,.
Ive moved up to a ~$110,000 government position quite quickly, and my social media is basically just right-wing/Yea Forums-esque memes.
>technically they still hire shit like cleaners and stuff so I can't imagine that's hard.
no they don't
very hard at the entry level
easy as fuck once you're a couple of pay grades up / have a few years experience
Fuck up Josh you seething 120kg fat cunt NEET lol
mel jones is really playing up the jacko angle with this outfit
depends
some positions are easy others aren't. they're huge organisations so you can't really make general comments.
I can definitely tell you the NHS at least does hire stuff like that
slow down on the beers lad
really?
all the aps3/4 jobs federally and clerke 3/4 jobs in NSW i'm aware of usually get gorillions of applicants. My grad program had like 3.5k applicants or something silly.
key here for Australia will be to take some early wickets while not allowing England to score many runs
I am working for free lmao
don't mind too much because I'd be doing the same in private practice and be earning slightly less overall
are you still technically a wagie if you're salaried or is wagie just a term for the drudgery roles where they paid weekly
you should host the 9 coverage mate
top stuff
not sure I follow
grad program for the tax office attracts ridiculous numbers from what I've heard, something like 8k
white males need not apply for government jobs
not sure you get how it works lad
Government is a grey area. we are technically salaried, but in effect we are more like wagies because we have timesheets etc and more or less get paid by the hour because of flex
reckon england wont worry about runs and just focus on not losing wickets
Feel like shit man hopefully these digits show me it's ok
I want to fuck the grandma in the Maccas ad.
anyone at the ground
whats the weater looking like?
Do you actually earn more? For the se job?
Tax office is unique because its the only large department where most grads aren't in Canberra/are in the major cities
for me it's the chick fishing the $1 coin out of the side of the couch while the pajeet looks on
why are you in australia nasser the match is in birmingham
rain looming m8
I get paid regardless of how much flex I use.. it's basically very informal.. your line manager just tracks it and you have to make it up sometime and make sure it balances out eventually.
From what I've seen, the public service in Australia usually pays more than the equivalent jobs in the private sector with only highly specialised skills like software engineers being the exception
I want to fucking deck her
should have called it a dab not a flex.
it's england
grim
The real trick is knowing how to write cover letters that address the focus capabilities of the role
I got into work with the government through a graduate program specific to my discipline, however one of my groomsmen goes from govvie job to govvie job by just applying through a job agency.
for me its the same sex couple from the hair growth ad
For me, it's annual leave + another 4 weeks "PDT". I take 5-6 weeks off in summer.
Overcast, dry.
probably would've taken off better
*dabs out of work*
>"Assuming the Aussies win, I reckon Siddle should be MoM," declares Chris. "Without his batting in the first innings, there'd be no amazing Smith hundred to talk about. There'd be no duel hundreds in a Test. And the Aussies would have been so far behind on the first innings, that I don't think they would have recovered."
poms seething that Smith will inevitably be man of the series
yeah mate private practice is fucked at the early stages
I got picked up by a Big 4 firm out of uni for 50k starting. grads at the ATO start on 62k and jump up to 68k after the first year. once you factor in the extra hours you'll work at a big firm you're bordering on minimum wage at times.
yeah think it really depends your profession
i know with my agency, they had like 5 jobs for lawyers, and about 1000 applicants.
whereas they couldnt get enough data analysts who met the criteria to fill the available roles
it depends what you mean by many runs. i mean 300 runs is a lot to me, but probably not enough for england.
also, taking early wickets might be key, but if australia don't manage that, they can always take a lot of wickets towards the middle of the innings or towards the end.
england's work with the bat will be crucial here, but the australian bowling will be an equally decisive factor
fuck off mark taylor you fat fuck and talk slower
kek
>6 weeks off holidays
>3 12.5 hour shifts a week means 4 whole days off a week
>2 weeks worth of sick leave
>tfw 130k p.a f+t
would never give a vegan motm personally
big 4 is basically indentured servitude the first few years.
being a nurse is objectively the worst job you could possibly have
based gatecunt. The irony is delicious that you ended up in the public service after all your shitposting about me being in the public service
>salary goes up every year for 10 years
>12 weeks holidays every year
based and doing gods work
Gotta offset cleaning bedpans somehow I guess.
>he doesn't have up to 6 months of fully paid sick leave per year
technically you need a doctor's note if you're off for more than 7 days in one go though.
Does Chris not realise all of that applies to Smith too?
wanna elaborate on that?
Fuck the English
there are a couple of elite bodies on this years survivor lads
I work in psychiatry, so no bedpans for me m8
I wouldn't m8
even if you held Smith's second innings in isolation it's MotM material. And Siddle didn't even bat there kek
THIS POST WILL GET 5 (you)s
wish I didn't fall for the meme
there wasn't much scope for upwards movement either and everyone who worked there was a nasty sociopathic cunt
How so?
Who changes their nappies then?
What is your professional opinion of /cric/?
Feeling an early wicket lads.
when I was last in hospital a nurse had to wipe my bum for me
imagine that being your job
Never
test cucket
you're doing a good job mate. office bitches itt couldn't handle it and you're helping people.
based
>bankers are cunts
truly shocking stuff.
almost as shocking as warner as an opening batsman
Honestly I can’t cope with no work after 5-6 days off, I need structure or I fall apart everyone is different tho
is Mark Taylor in England literally just to speak for 5 minutes at the start of the days play?
this thread has unironically motivated me to get a job
same
get horribly depressed without toil
feeling an early boundary lads
paid holiday to watch cricket lad
used to think cummins was good lmao
So true. Life loses its meaning.
Yes, he was supposed to speak for 15, but his diction prevents that.
feeling a call telling me to go to work lads
Applied to every single consultancies/upstream companies and done a few online tests. Hopefully I get a vacation spot or else I’ve got to do this autistic portfolio work at uni to get my degree
I don’t know how anyone could be an accountant without blowing their brains out
man is made to work pure and simple
not the muscular male nurse, but here's my 2 cents:
>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
>were probably sort of popular in high school
>most have university education
>most in jobs they don't like
>when your life is so grim you look forward to going to work
JUST
Majority of patients don't need nappies mate. The ones that do can typical change them themselves. Worst case scenario, I help them. Pray that's not you one day
yeah it's weird. Just a waste of money
Marx would be ashamed of you all
Can't believe NDT is now a far right gun nut
Could beat anyone here at stick cricket
Simple
Not a bad thing if you love your job
>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
nope
>were probably sort of popular in high school
yep
>most have university education
yep
>most in jobs they don't like
nope
virgos detected
hoping for a draw desu, or miracle win but i doubt poot will get the rrr (required run rate)
wagie cope
based boatbro
I need structure if I’m left to my own devices for a length of time I make stupid decisions and do stupid stuff, I enjoy my job I need time off like anyone but if I wasn’t working for months at a time I would self destruct
>emperor of the roman empire
>telling his slaves and wagies to work hard and stop being lazy
wow
nope
Almost accurate :o
Just had 2 months off
Was good
who the fuck loves their job? before you answer don't confuse job with money.
Could beat anyone here at Ricky Ponting International Cricket 2005
Boy, I’m sure those Slaves were glad to be able to get up and toil every day
I don’t know why people take this muppet seriously
not so popular huh?
That's Lawncunt
L A D S
A
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iworkfor.nsw.gov.au
>The Project Officer, Event Delivery works closely with event organisers and government agencies to coordinate government involvement in World Cups and other major sports events.
>A key focus is overseeing implementation of the NSW Government community engagement and fan engagement program for the ICC T20 World Cup 2020, working with event delivery partners including activation agencies, land owners and government agencies.
This job is made for one of you
had an erotic dream about princess kate last night, would rather be there than the ashes right now haha
That’s obviously lawncunt
>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
yup
>were probably sort of popular in high school
yup
>most have university education
yup
>most in jobs they don't like
NEET but probably me within the next few months
cricket 19 is up on igg-games. actually decent, down to smoths twitching
me
For me it’s being relatively popular in high school to being a social recluse by my 4th year of uni
Went from 60 facey birthday messages (all from mates/girls at school) to about 3
Unemployed atm
for me it's princess thicc aka camilla
good goy
all true other than being popular in high school
you'll be fine m8.
we're all gonna make it.
yeah this is me. i think it's mostly because since entering uni i've basically spent all my time indoors and don't put myself out there anymore. kind of knocked the old confidence though
Yeah, I'm thinking this is based.
imagine the fear in little joe poots eyes if sean the killer was running in right now
were you massively popular as opposed to kind of
>>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
yep, nearly 28
>>were probably sort of popular in high school
yep, was mates with a few of the jocks cause of my knowledge of cricket and footy, but was mostly a burnout
>>most have university education
yep, scraped into a journalism degree
>>most in jobs they don't like
yep, work for a paper and hate it
Kek England are playing for the draw
Weak cunts
Why the FUCK doesn't Australia have 6 wickets already?
gripping commentary this
nah ive gone the other way
i was a complete shut-in during high school and I've actually got a relatively decent social life now
I put 500 dollars on Gary getting a hat trick today lads.
what are some /cric/ approved boards?
also called: opener test batting
how do i get a spidercam pilot job lads?
GOT IM
not many bong flags in this thread haha
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
USELESS FUCKING CUNT
LUCK RAN OUT TODAY SHITHEAD
GET OFF THE PITCH
If you try and win, you lose.
fuck off
GONE GONE FUCK OFF
OH NONONONONONONONOONONONO
Based Cumbrain
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fuck off Burns you deranged cunt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK THE ENGLISH
There’s one
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Last 3 digits is roots score
GOT HIM
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE OUT MATE
DISMISSED
YOU DID FAIRLY WELL HOWEVER
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
>poot
the cheating coward joe root.
poo urns
reckon we're in trouble here
I am proud of my Chinese heritage.
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Thanks a lot lad
5 more to go haha
kys
best boy Cummins
smelling a duck lads
yep...,.
that was epic
just block every ball and get the draw la
poocastle poof on pooicide watch
can somebody translate
might have to move back or say goodbye to the relos lad
We /burger/ now
>next test is at L*rds
2-0 incoming.
Just wanna see Shitstow go for a seething golden duck
where did this pattinson cunt come from? didnt see him in the big bash so why the fuck is he here
barmy army a little quiet today lads
>ballooning the ball into the leg side
>miss first couple of overs
>1 wicket gone already
based poourns
been having a bad week but this test has really picked up my mood
fuck off back to 8ch saxon
Business idea: don't wear gloves
Test cricket is such a bore. Can't wait for the Big Bash.
joe root is a coward
try this big bash m8
*bashes you*
Lords is honestly such a shit ground
Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja*
Smith
Head
Wade(wk)
Pattinson
Starc
Cummins
Lyon
Hazlewood
Kek, I wish there was an r18 commentary steam on sky tv that would talk like this
kys saxshit
please be a girl and live in newcastle
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Chinese girlfriend.
>Big Bash
Shan't be watching that tripe.
based
>anderson injured
>stokes injured
yeah, great "win" ausfalia
Siddle literally won this game for us go
t. Chris
wtf lads? *submits to chinese overlords*
went for a haircut today and ended up with the exact same hairstyle as the melbourne unibro who posted his body last night haha
hmm, reckon this post is onto something lads
>dropping Paine
why
>poocastle
grim
Anderson is older than dirt
This except literally anybody other than Bancroft
for me it's catching the train to central and walking with masses of my fellow chink countrymen to my numbercrunching job at the ato then coming home and telling my friends on cric about how much I make while larping as Australian
Stokes is injured?
want to fuck this gilf in the Maccas ad so badly
8ch is banned
It was full of crazies
Tactical surrender on the cards
new rule to be in the top7 is that you must have a first class century within the last decade
a fully fit cameron boyce on this pitch
THERE HE IS
KEK
K E K
K E K
E
K
Make Smoth captain again and replace paine with Alex Carey
woakes only bowled 7 overs yesterday
official line is he's fine but they have no idea why he bowled so little
for me its harris over bancroft
bangers gimmick is that he's good agaisnt the moving ball but this pitch did fuck all and he shit the bed twice so fuck him
See the word cumbrain but misread it as cumbrian and get confused lads
based poocastle poof lashing out at the employed
>Making Wade the wicketkeeper
dire freshcunt
captaincy ban la
I reckon the chink thing has rattled you bro. I didnt even write that chinese heritage thing and you jumped all over it.
Youre a chink arent you lad
Wait, does that mean all the lunatics are going to come back to 4chins /pol/ ?
>poocastle poof is a NEET
oh nononononononononono
They used to have a really good SFW completely wholesome and innocent Christian board desu
reckon this /pol/ is too fast for them
they'll probably go to 420
be a shame if england were to lose a wicket here
I know, sucks tbqh
His former test match coach Darren Lehman has had a more recent first class hundred than Paine
Cummins really is a handsome dude
>projecting this hard
Stay mad kek
>england already batting for a draw
YAWN
they'll go darkweb
I'm a solid 1/16 Chinese.
Yeah I think it's in England's best interest to not lose wickets while scoring runs at a good pace
business idea: england gets a brown dog up them
>that smirk after nearly taking poots head off
based cummings
What social credit score do you need to date her?
Alex Carey has a first class average of 29.43
lol chinky
cummins is on fire lads
If england can bat the remainder of today without losing 9 more wickets they stand a real chance of drawing this match
Prefer lighter skin Asians, personally.
not banned, Cloudflare just severed ties because of (((pressure))). They're in the process of server migration so downtime expected over the next 24-48 hours.
thanks nasser, insightful stuff
looking forward to both bearstove and poomeme getting ducks
for me it's never leaving /cric/ or /rug
miss sledging lads
Stokes isn't Woakes mate
but yeah don't know what that is about. With Wood ruled out for the serious they'd be fucked without him, would have to be Archer and Curran (who I think is out of form) for the next match
exactly how does one go about getting a brown dog up oneself
>poot
is roy released from jail on a work permit during the ashes?
Based, what do you ask for? For me it’s a 3 on the sides and back and an undercut. I wanna grow it out but it tends to get curly
the coward joe root caught playing away from his body
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE GARY
I did not know Mark Taylor was on here.
Any good air conditioners you recommend mate?
recycle
pretty much the same as I get but I've been going for 2s recently
often think about growing it out but don't know what I'd do in the interim stage
new thread lads
can root beer this
ask englel
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he meant woakes though, there's nothing going on with stokes
Umpirebots when?
Does the quarter pounder bacon at macca's have a quarter pound of bacon? Might sue them for false advertisement.