/cric/

OK this is based

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For me, it's Skippy after the Ashes on 9Gem

for me, it's bringing the elite honesty philosophy into my everyday life

how good are boobs lads
my god i love big boobs

Get some home-grown cricketers desu

poms are up.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa *pop*

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ass>tits

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i like small little boobies

cor blimey

any BBC about?

Bouncy tracks

yeah mon

>over 1bn deluded poos still think kohli is better than smith

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Based sebbo

griget :DD

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Knick one into the gully

wouldn't mind her going down my member's end

nick doesnt have a silent k infront, midwit

this looks like Nicole

My bad

New York spelling.

Nicole................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

t.

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head out to blacktown

Sneed

see

Stevenson Smithson

oi Lachlan you here m8?

Hand that in at the police station alright bud

feels good being a GODstralian lads

Based sebbo

oi Joshua you here m8?

So England all out just before tea for 179
Any advance on this?

oi Goosey you here m8?

nightshit you here lad?

oi patrick you here m8?

dermot mate you here m8?

just sucking some fat cocks mate be right with ya

realitycheck you here cunt?

oi thomas u here m8

oi saxon you here m8?

Oi Adam you here m8?

for what purpose?

oi convict you here m8?

Germanbro you here Mensch?

oi bryan you here m8?

oi surfcunt you here m8?

Posted from my Macbook Pro

no im not here mate

rent free

oi no im not you here m8?

I am here.

>poocastle
grim

yeah bud. good waves this afternoon and not many out

What the fuck happened yesterday

oi Joseph you here m8?

wow this thread turned virgin very quickly

just left under 10s footy training, be home soon

truthbomb: superannuation is a scam that costs the government far more in foregone taxation revenue than it saves in pension outlays, and only benefits trade unions and the financial services industry

man shitpost with the gang

man watch cricket with the gang

man mock England with the gang

oi Roland Belford u here m8

oi michael you here m8?

really wish my girl was more attractive tbqh

Tomas the Goose died sorry m8

RIP Thomas the goose

Business Idea

get sexchange
change name to Donna Bradwoman
dominate womens cricket

West Indies up to some tings

>chucked a sickie today
>have to go in tomorrow now
>going to miss the end of the match

wagecuck life sucks lads

or just stay up and stop being a bitch

really considering a sickie tomorrow honestly

>not working for the gubermint
>not having flex days

flex days sound amazing m8

>be me
>have 3ish days toil accrued
>"hey can I take Tuesday off on toil please boss?"
>"sorry user were short on that day, we need you in"
every time

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Watching the TMS 60th T20 game until the cricket starts

youtube.com/watch?v=Za1KnTwJrN8

>swanny getting out first ball to yohan blake

based
Have a whole week off

Asian gf.

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i wish

fucking gross.

come to Auckland, I'll set you up.

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Based

feels like i would be blacklisted from government jobs for not being an npc

Comfy as fuck

*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

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Fucking good lad. Hope Modi out Kashmir, no way should India lose more land

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Doing some bicep curls bros.

*pprrtt*

kot

*moew*

based rolly b

Lads I gotta say, not really impressed by the lack of booing while smith was batting. It should have been loud and non-stop. You had a lot of troops in the stadium, could have easily broken them up into multiple company's and sustained a nice, solid BOO during his reign. At least there was some booing, so I'll give you that.

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society is a hole

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For me, it's England

youtube.com/watch?v=va3WazO5R3I

What are the implications of article 370 on cricket?

second gril was NOT cute at all

Probably impossible for India-Pakistan to play each other in either country without cricketers and fans getting slaughtered

More Hindu cricketers from Kashmir

XD

how long till the cricky starts lads?

If 4channel shuts down then where do we all meet up?

>poocastle
grim

at the cricket mate

>viral Asian makeup transformations
fuck I hate YouTube more by the day.

The Genghis Khan statue

boxing day test

i had 42 hours of flex built up, 35 hours remaining after today

feels gud

do u get paid overtime?

Smith can't even bat for one full day LMAO

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Mission Bay

Smith goes out in the nervous 140's both innings
the absolute state of him

dont you want an asian gf lad

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my girl just took a massive shit in the toilet lads. fucking stinks.

>people actually think he's the next bradman

The mentally fragile Steve Smith

le 140 and out man

That's gross, she should have flushed it.

Sebbo on being a fat nigger pedophiles watch. /cric/ hides their kids immediately if they want to survive

Will England have the balls to go for the win?

really need batsmen who can convert their 140s to 200s
just not good enough at the moment really

got one and she barely wears makeup.

Oh dear

The absolute state of this bleach job on the Roadshow.

might get my receipts in order while watching the cricket lads

>a fucking leaf

>poocastle
grim

based leaf, defender of the innocent

Heard the abc news reporter today refer to "the incel community" today lads

Do you do your own taxes?

>not knowing about the /cric/ discord

heading to poowey this weekend

AMA

nah mate,

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how did they hear about aus/sp/

how long would just under $60,000AUD last me if I quit my job, broke up with my girlfriend, and moved to a one bedroom flat in the suburbs to embrace the NEET life? I'm so fucking over city life and contemporary society. I just want to go somewhere quiet and live the NEET lifestyle. I'm wondering how long my savings would last

4>3>2>1

How are the memes? Elite or not elite?

Stay in Shitney with your chink friends lad.

grim

my Shubbo and Rapey B photoshops are legendary

I kind of already did this. I had like 25 grand and I wasted it all within half a year.

I prefer small boobs and big ass but big boobs are also good on some women

>watching the daily america bad refugee good news report

Move into your parents basement and that 60k could net you at least 10 years of proper NEET life.

This is the post

make a mock budget and find out m8

had a lot of success with sea salt spray in my hair lads recommend it

going to the day night test at optus stadium myself

I fucked three girls last night and one in the arse haha you faggots done know

was actually listening on the radio m8. She was talking to the midge that started 8 chan

Might go for Australia vs NZ at the SCG

what's all this Yea Forums getting shut down talk about

Dubs confirms glorious Burns and Roy centuries (also not dubs confirms too)

for me it's good old fashioned finasteride

anyone have nasal polyps, besides surgery, any tips to deal with them
i have lost all taste and smell

Hips > "ass"

BASED Ruru poster

yeah I'd recommend that

t. literal ATO employee

depending on the rent and other ongoing bills (rego, insurance, power, phone bills), you could probably get away with $1000 - $1500 a month
t. guy that just did the same thing with around 35k for the last 2 years

>Might watch go for Australia vs NZ at the SCG

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could go a chicken loaded chips meal

Impeccable opinion

This.

Looking good mate

Australians are literally faggots

that escalated quickly

>Chinkney

just thought of the basedest meme...should I post it...nah its too based...

i would if I was working overtime, but thats only happened once

those hours are accumulated because my terms of employment say 35 hours per week. But because I work standard office hours, that means I'm accumulating ~3 hours per week at the very minimum.

flex is more like time off in lieu than overtime. so a day like today, i took flex leave and got paid regular days salary

odds are it's average

dear boro

chuck it in the WhatsApp

if its actually the basedest then id love to see it haha

based us, shall be spending my flex on my trip to the ashes next week

how long to till the cricky starts?

thanks lads. how long until the NEET lifestyle becomes depressing? I figure I could save some of my savings for afterwards by getting a job just before I become sick of NEETdom.

australia will be wanting to take 10 wickets today

Steve Smith is a test match bully

Insightful stuff

33 minutes

Need some Garry Lyon pics in this thread

tipping Ben Stokes does something retarded today

you can sign up with an agency after a few months and just work very occasionally so that you don't go full neet

so get this. I'm former APS, now NSW. in APS flex cuts off after APS6.

in NSW it doesnt cut off until SES B1. so the el1/2 equivalents also get flex. and the NSW government pays quite a bit more than the APS anyway

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Couple years before you think "I might give that work thing a go again" then after about 9 months of working you'll be yearning for the neet life once again.

england will be wanting to try and avoid losing wickets out there today nass

so when are england handing the cup back

cheers lad

not allowed to use my flex

australia could win today but it's vital that they take ten wickets. england will be doing everything they can, everything in their power, to prevent that from happening.

What like little temp jobs or some shit?
You sir might just be a genius, a NEET patrician if I may.

People who post image gifs should be shot

If England score the same number of runs as Australia, but score more boundaries, do they win?

why?

Post your age, and how much you have saved up ausbros.
>27
>$58,500

krazycuck detected

This stuff is absolutely elite at defeating shit stench, you might have to go to the chemist to find it or it will be in the medicine isle at the supermarket

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>24
>$2,000
never worked a day in my life and am not on neetbux

threw a sickie today 2bh, not to watch the cricket though specifically

I work for the government and have flex time, but we also have core hours (10-12 and 2-4pm) where you have to be in so you can't just flex out a whole day

>living in the south with exorbitant rents

saving is but a distant dream

>so get this

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fucking hell lisa is fugly

>I work for the government and have flex time, but we also have core hours (10-12 and 2-4pm) where you have to be in so you can't just flex out a whole day

kek

KEK

That's not flex at all then. I can flex out an entire week.

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>he can't flex an entire week

THE ABSOUTE STATE OF BRITBONG

should i get a job lads? ive been neet for 6 years now

i've loved it and don't want it to ever end
got in better shape, can have comfy daytime naps if i want, read a bunch of books and learned new things i'm passionate about that otherwise wouldn't have sunk time into

Tfw tradie
>work overtime
>make good bank
>cant take days off

like if brutal lads

I think lisa a cute

I bet the British don't even have an Australian Public Service holiday on December 27

>he can't "flex" an entire lifetime

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WAGEKEKS

thats fucking grim mate

it's there mainly because people need to be consistently contactable

if you have people randomly flexing a day off and suddenly not being available it becomes extremely shit for the workings of the wider organisation

no capacity
got hit with budget cuts

based jealous NEET who wants someone to talk to

josh BTFO

the chad public servants

we can take flex days but they are limited to 2 per month.

you can leave late of finish early but one end of the day is supposed to be fixed, e.g. my hours are 10:30 to 6:30 so i have to stay until 6:30pm, although actually nobody cares.

settle down mate., the grownups are talking

honestly, would rather mark philippoussis hosting the cricket

>it's there mainly because people need to be consistently contactable
>what is a mobile phone
>what is email
>what is skype

Are you even allowed to work from home, or does your manager have you chained to your desk?

What jurisdiction? It's an entitlement. They can't actually prevent you taking it.

it never got depressing for me. I was a shut in and my only contacts were online but I always had something to do, I just ran out of fucking money. I want to go back to it asap, miss those days so much. I want to learn to paint next time. the trick is to not fall for the videogames every day meme, have a thing that you work on every day even if it's retarded, the #1 piece of advice I'd give you is get a camera. just wandering around like an autist taking pictures of shit is so fun.

annual leave for me thanks
none of this flex rubbish

They really missed a trick by not having the "Woodies" hosting the ashes

>tfw no thicc curly haired blonde gf

i realise you are just explaining the nature of your job, but you sound like an NPC yes man

Perth ATO

we're not prevented from taking it just """"asked not to""""

yes you can work from home but that's not taking a flex day

flex means you're not working, and if you're not working you can't be contacted regarding work related things. I'm not talking about emergencies, some jobs it's just very disruptive when certain staff are out of the office

Lads who /HTFC/ here?

the "flex" horseshit seems like a desperate scheme to trick useless fucking milllenials into taking a slight interest in doing some work

I found it immediately depressing

This. its just some bullshit they cooked up to stop your leave rolling over into next year if you dont use it

watching survivor lads

>friends and the ashes on at the same time
fuck, what do I do?

how easy is it to get a job with the government?

creative, hard-working people will become depressed very quickly.

>he doesn't turn his work mobile off the moment he clocks out
>he checks his work e-mail out of hours
>he logs onto skype for biz out of hours

yikes

based gubbament drone getting overexcited after talking to his mug all day lul

seething wagie

relatively easy if you just want basic admin work.

coping neet

>ivan milat didn't act alone
all right, which one of you was it?

couldnt imagine only having 4 weeks off per year

i tend to take all my 'small leave' (like a week or less over Christmas etc) as flex.

I save annual leave for long (4+ weeks) overseas trips

Just makesure it isn't lapsing at the end of the timesheeting period, otherwise they are literally getting you to work >for free.

surely you could just work that out by being informally on call

used to desu. Made a concerted effort recently to black it out after I leave the office.

when's the cricket starting, listening to you talk about your jobs is grim af

in a perfect world, men like me would not exist

Depends on the organisation here. Civil Service can be very difficult to get into, NHS (universal healthcare) not so much, local council varies. Depends on the type of job.. technically they still hire shit like cleaners and stuff so I can't imagine that's hard.

i bet the first thing they do is check any and all social media profiles you have
no incels allowed

yeah that's what i'd be after, but i dont have a huge amount of work experience

BECUS THERRYREE ME MAYTESS

sure mate, wishing for your fat skillless life, where not women less than a landwhale would even look at you and your parents being so ashamed.
yeah mate, seething lmoa.,.

Ive moved up to a ~$110,000 government position quite quickly, and my social media is basically just right-wing/Yea Forums-esque memes.

>technically they still hire shit like cleaners and stuff so I can't imagine that's hard.
no they don't

very hard at the entry level

easy as fuck once you're a couple of pay grades up / have a few years experience

Fuck up Josh you seething 120kg fat cunt NEET lol

mel jones is really playing up the jacko angle with this outfit

depends
some positions are easy others aren't. they're huge organisations so you can't really make general comments.

I can definitely tell you the NHS at least does hire stuff like that

slow down on the beers lad

really?

all the aps3/4 jobs federally and clerke 3/4 jobs in NSW i'm aware of usually get gorillions of applicants. My grad program had like 3.5k applicants or something silly.

key here for Australia will be to take some early wickets while not allowing England to score many runs

I am working for free lmao

don't mind too much because I'd be doing the same in private practice and be earning slightly less overall

are you still technically a wagie if you're salaried or is wagie just a term for the drudgery roles where they paid weekly

you should host the 9 coverage mate

top stuff

not sure I follow

grad program for the tax office attracts ridiculous numbers from what I've heard, something like 8k

white males need not apply for government jobs

not sure you get how it works lad

Government is a grey area. we are technically salaried, but in effect we are more like wagies because we have timesheets etc and more or less get paid by the hour because of flex

reckon england wont worry about runs and just focus on not losing wickets

Feel like shit man hopefully these digits show me it's ok

I want to fuck the grandma in the Maccas ad.

anyone at the ground

whats the weater looking like?

Do you actually earn more? For the se job?

Tax office is unique because its the only large department where most grads aren't in Canberra/are in the major cities

for me it's the chick fishing the $1 coin out of the side of the couch while the pajeet looks on

why are you in australia nasser the match is in birmingham

rain looming m8

I get paid regardless of how much flex I use.. it's basically very informal.. your line manager just tracks it and you have to make it up sometime and make sure it balances out eventually.

From what I've seen, the public service in Australia usually pays more than the equivalent jobs in the private sector with only highly specialised skills like software engineers being the exception

I want to fucking deck her

should have called it a dab not a flex.

it's england
grim

The real trick is knowing how to write cover letters that address the focus capabilities of the role

I got into work with the government through a graduate program specific to my discipline, however one of my groomsmen goes from govvie job to govvie job by just applying through a job agency.

for me its the same sex couple from the hair growth ad

For me, it's annual leave + another 4 weeks "PDT". I take 5-6 weeks off in summer.

Overcast, dry.

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probably would've taken off better
*dabs out of work*

>"Assuming the Aussies win, I reckon Siddle should be MoM," declares Chris. "Without his batting in the first innings, there'd be no amazing Smith hundred to talk about. There'd be no duel hundreds in a Test. And the Aussies would have been so far behind on the first innings, that I don't think they would have recovered."
poms seething that Smith will inevitably be man of the series

yeah mate private practice is fucked at the early stages

I got picked up by a Big 4 firm out of uni for 50k starting. grads at the ATO start on 62k and jump up to 68k after the first year. once you factor in the extra hours you'll work at a big firm you're bordering on minimum wage at times.

yeah think it really depends your profession

i know with my agency, they had like 5 jobs for lawyers, and about 1000 applicants.

whereas they couldnt get enough data analysts who met the criteria to fill the available roles

it depends what you mean by many runs. i mean 300 runs is a lot to me, but probably not enough for england.

also, taking early wickets might be key, but if australia don't manage that, they can always take a lot of wickets towards the middle of the innings or towards the end.

england's work with the bat will be crucial here, but the australian bowling will be an equally decisive factor

fuck off mark taylor you fat fuck and talk slower

kek

>6 weeks off holidays
>3 12.5 hour shifts a week means 4 whole days off a week
>2 weeks worth of sick leave

>tfw 130k p.a f+t

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would never give a vegan motm personally

big 4 is basically indentured servitude the first few years.

being a nurse is objectively the worst job you could possibly have

based gatecunt. The irony is delicious that you ended up in the public service after all your shitposting about me being in the public service

>salary goes up every year for 10 years
>12 weeks holidays every year

based and doing gods work

Gotta offset cleaning bedpans somehow I guess.

>he doesn't have up to 6 months of fully paid sick leave per year

technically you need a doctor's note if you're off for more than 7 days in one go though.

Does Chris not realise all of that applies to Smith too?

wanna elaborate on that?

Fuck the English

there are a couple of elite bodies on this years survivor lads

I work in psychiatry, so no bedpans for me m8

I wouldn't m8

even if you held Smith's second innings in isolation it's MotM material. And Siddle didn't even bat there kek

THIS POST WILL GET 5 (you)s

wish I didn't fall for the meme

there wasn't much scope for upwards movement either and everyone who worked there was a nasty sociopathic cunt

How so?

Who changes their nappies then?

What is your professional opinion of /cric/?

Feeling an early wicket lads.

when I was last in hospital a nurse had to wipe my bum for me
imagine that being your job

Never

test cucket

you're doing a good job mate. office bitches itt couldn't handle it and you're helping people.
based

>bankers are cunts
truly shocking stuff.
almost as shocking as warner as an opening batsman

Honestly I can’t cope with no work after 5-6 days off, I need structure or I fall apart everyone is different tho

is Mark Taylor in England literally just to speak for 5 minutes at the start of the days play?

this thread has unironically motivated me to get a job

same

get horribly depressed without toil

feeling an early boundary lads

paid holiday to watch cricket lad

used to think cummins was good lmao

So true. Life loses its meaning.

Yes, he was supposed to speak for 15, but his diction prevents that.

feeling a call telling me to go to work lads

Applied to every single consultancies/upstream companies and done a few online tests. Hopefully I get a vacation spot or else I’ve got to do this autistic portfolio work at uni to get my degree

I don’t know how anyone could be an accountant without blowing their brains out

man is made to work pure and simple

not the muscular male nurse, but here's my 2 cents:
>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
>were probably sort of popular in high school
>most have university education
>most in jobs they don't like

>when your life is so grim you look forward to going to work
JUST

Majority of patients don't need nappies mate. The ones that do can typical change them themselves. Worst case scenario, I help them. Pray that's not you one day

yeah it's weird. Just a waste of money

Marx would be ashamed of you all

Can't believe NDT is now a far right gun nut

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Could beat anyone here at stick cricket
Simple

Not a bad thing if you love your job

>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
nope
>were probably sort of popular in high school
yep
>most have university education
yep
>most in jobs they don't like
nope

virgos detected

hoping for a draw desu, or miracle win but i doubt poot will get the rrr (required run rate)

wagie cope

based boatbro

I need structure if I’m left to my own devices for a length of time I make stupid decisions and do stupid stuff, I enjoy my job I need time off like anyone but if I wasn’t working for months at a time I would self destruct

>emperor of the roman empire
>telling his slaves and wagies to work hard and stop being lazy

wow

nope

Almost accurate :o

Just had 2 months off
Was good

who the fuck loves their job? before you answer don't confuse job with money.

Could beat anyone here at Ricky Ponting International Cricket 2005

Boy, I’m sure those Slaves were glad to be able to get up and toil every day
I don’t know why people take this muppet seriously

not so popular huh?

That's Lawncunt

L A D S
A
D
S

iworkfor.nsw.gov.au/job/project-officer-event-delivery-166244

>The Project Officer, Event Delivery works closely with event organisers and government agencies to coordinate government involvement in World Cups and other major sports events.
>A key focus is overseeing implementation of the NSW Government community engagement and fan engagement program for the ICC T20 World Cup 2020, working with event delivery partners including activation agencies, land owners and government agencies.

This job is made for one of you

had an erotic dream about princess kate last night, would rather be there than the ashes right now haha

That’s obviously lawncunt

>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
yup
>were probably sort of popular in high school
yup
>most have university education
yup
>most in jobs they don't like
NEET but probably me within the next few months

cricket 19 is up on igg-games. actually decent, down to smoths twitching

me

For me it’s being relatively popular in high school to being a social recluse by my 4th year of uni
Went from 60 facey birthday messages (all from mates/girls at school) to about 3

Unemployed atm

for me it's princess thicc aka camilla

good goy

all true other than being popular in high school

you'll be fine m8.
we're all gonna make it.

yeah this is me. i think it's mostly because since entering uni i've basically spent all my time indoors and don't put myself out there anymore. kind of knocked the old confidence though

Yeah, I'm thinking this is based.

imagine the fear in little joe poots eyes if sean the killer was running in right now

were you massively popular as opposed to kind of

>>Bunch of males in their mid-late 20s
yep, nearly 28
>>were probably sort of popular in high school
yep, was mates with a few of the jocks cause of my knowledge of cricket and footy, but was mostly a burnout
>>most have university education
yep, scraped into a journalism degree
>>most in jobs they don't like
yep, work for a paper and hate it

Kek England are playing for the draw
Weak cunts

Why the FUCK doesn't Australia have 6 wickets already?

gripping commentary this

nah ive gone the other way

i was a complete shut-in during high school and I've actually got a relatively decent social life now

I put 500 dollars on Gary getting a hat trick today lads.

what are some /cric/ approved boards?

also called: opener test batting

how do i get a spidercam pilot job lads?

GOT IM

not many bong flags in this thread haha

GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF

USELESS FUCKING CUNT

LUCK RAN OUT TODAY SHITHEAD

GET OFF THE PITCH

If you try and win, you lose.

fuck off

GONE GONE FUCK OFF

OH NONONONONONONONOONONONO

Based Cumbrain

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fuck off Burns you deranged cunt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THE ENGLISH

There’s one

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Last 3 digits is roots score

GOT HIM
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE OUT MATE
DISMISSED
YOU DID FAIRLY WELL HOWEVER
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

>poot

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the cheating coward joe root.

poo urns

reckon we're in trouble here

I am proud of my Chinese heritage.

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Thanks a lot lad

5 more to go haha

kys

best boy Cummins

smelling a duck lads

yep...,.

that was epic

just block every ball and get the draw la

poocastle poof on pooicide watch

can somebody translate

might have to move back or say goodbye to the relos lad
We /burger/ now

>next test is at L*rds
2-0 incoming.

Just wanna see Shitstow go for a seething golden duck

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where did this pattinson cunt come from? didnt see him in the big bash so why the fuck is he here

barmy army a little quiet today lads

>ballooning the ball into the leg side

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>miss first couple of overs
>1 wicket gone already
based poourns

been having a bad week but this test has really picked up my mood

fuck off back to 8ch saxon

Business idea: don't wear gloves

Test cricket is such a bore. Can't wait for the Big Bash.

joe root is a coward

try this big bash m8

*bashes you*

Lords is honestly such a shit ground

Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja*
Smith
Head
Wade(wk)
Pattinson
Starc
Cummins
Lyon
Hazlewood

Kek, I wish there was an r18 commentary steam on sky tv that would talk like this

kys saxshit

please be a girl and live in newcastle

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Chinese girlfriend.

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>Big Bash
Shan't be watching that tripe.

based

>anderson injured
>stokes injured
yeah, great "win" ausfalia

Siddle literally won this game for us go
t. Chris

wtf lads? *submits to chinese overlords*

went for a haircut today and ended up with the exact same hairstyle as the melbourne unibro who posted his body last night haha

hmm, reckon this post is onto something lads

>dropping Paine
why

>poocastle
grim

Anderson is older than dirt

This except literally anybody other than Bancroft

for me it's catching the train to central and walking with masses of my fellow chink countrymen to my numbercrunching job at the ato then coming home and telling my friends on cric about how much I make while larping as Australian

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Stokes is injured?

want to fuck this gilf in the Maccas ad so badly

8ch is banned
It was full of crazies

Tactical surrender on the cards

new rule to be in the top7 is that you must have a first class century within the last decade

a fully fit cameron boyce on this pitch

THERE HE IS

KEK

K E K

K E K
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Make Smoth captain again and replace paine with Alex Carey

woakes only bowled 7 overs yesterday

official line is he's fine but they have no idea why he bowled so little

for me its harris over bancroft
bangers gimmick is that he's good agaisnt the moving ball but this pitch did fuck all and he shit the bed twice so fuck him

See the word cumbrain but misread it as cumbrian and get confused lads

based poocastle poof lashing out at the employed

>Making Wade the wicketkeeper
dire freshcunt

captaincy ban la

I reckon the chink thing has rattled you bro. I didnt even write that chinese heritage thing and you jumped all over it.
Youre a chink arent you lad

Wait, does that mean all the lunatics are going to come back to 4chins /pol/ ?

>poocastle poof is a NEET
oh nononononononononono

They used to have a really good SFW completely wholesome and innocent Christian board desu

reckon this /pol/ is too fast for them
they'll probably go to 420

be a shame if england were to lose a wicket here

I know, sucks tbqh

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His former test match coach Darren Lehman has had a more recent first class hundred than Paine

Cummins really is a handsome dude

>projecting this hard
Stay mad kek

>england already batting for a draw
YAWN

they'll go darkweb

I'm a solid 1/16 Chinese.

Yeah I think it's in England's best interest to not lose wickets while scoring runs at a good pace

business idea: england gets a brown dog up them

>that smirk after nearly taking poots head off
based cummings

What social credit score do you need to date her?

Alex Carey has a first class average of 29.43

lol chinky

cummins is on fire lads

If england can bat the remainder of today without losing 9 more wickets they stand a real chance of drawing this match

Prefer lighter skin Asians, personally.

not banned, Cloudflare just severed ties because of (((pressure))). They're in the process of server migration so downtime expected over the next 24-48 hours.

thanks nasser, insightful stuff

looking forward to both bearstove and poomeme getting ducks

for me it's never leaving /cric/ or /rug

miss sledging lads

Stokes isn't Woakes mate
but yeah don't know what that is about. With Wood ruled out for the serious they'd be fucked without him, would have to be Archer and Curran (who I think is out of form) for the next match

exactly how does one go about getting a brown dog up oneself

>poot

is roy released from jail on a work permit during the ashes?

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Based, what do you ask for? For me it’s a 3 on the sides and back and an undercut. I wanna grow it out but it tends to get curly

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the coward joe root caught playing away from his body

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE GARY

I did not know Mark Taylor was on here.

Any good air conditioners you recommend mate?

recycle

pretty much the same as I get but I've been going for 2s recently

often think about growing it out but don't know what I'd do in the interim stage

new thread lads

can root beer this

ask englel

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he meant woakes though, there's nothing going on with stokes

Umpirebots when?

Does the quarter pounder bacon at macca's have a quarter pound of bacon? Might sue them for false advertisement.