/cric/-world cup AUS v BAN

Thu 20 June
21:30 NZST
AusGODS vs Bangladesh
Trent Bridge, Nottingham

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>Fly over to New Zealand
>Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka
>Have to wait while some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane
>Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo
>Does the Haka before stamping each passport
>After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people
>Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way)
>Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving
>Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum
>I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors
>He's as white as me
>Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio
>It's the Haka.

Cheating edition

Go on, Im listening

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david warner is a cheat

Australia to go from 3/300 to 340 all out

Will Warner score a century

You guys should talk about new Zealand instead of talking about this match

might do a quick haka

kind of hilarious how there are still cazzies who think warner is not in good form

Can't find anyone called Will Warner mate think you're cooked

He unironically is one of the top run scores and been the foundation of almost every single one of our innings. Apart from the India game he's been excellent.
Don't need every batsmen going at 200 sr playing meme shots.

we have the broad shoulder middle class of women

>the boos
top kek

They eat too much dairy and are a bit swollen

haha i know right!!! it's just a bit of harmless cheating after being sanctimonious bellends for years on end haha just get over it

BASED FUCKING WARNER MAKING THE WORLD SEETHE
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>opener is a foundation of the innings every game
shocked by this

how can uzzi be batting and watching cricket at the same time??

You don't get lots of dots if you're getting out lots

Stay exposed you fucking cazzie.
He's performed his role better than any other batsmen this world cup and yet you imply he's in bad form, because you ARE a fucking casual.

shocked by this

t. cazzie

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Pozzies haven't played a proper team yet

What the fuck is with these commentators obsession with putting Maxwell up the order

WOW why is warner not striking at 150 is he some sort of shit cunt who can't bat??? we were all told this would be a runfest world cup but wooowww warner doesnt have 200 off 80 what an aboslute shitter who eats shit.

>sanctimonious bellends
This level of seethe is why its so funny
Du Plessis has been charged with ball tampering like 3 times but I bet you didn't know that

That horrid performance against India soaking up all those dots really leaves a sour taste when we needed faster but tbf a 90 SR isn't bad, just feels slow

inb4 based warner double ton

will probably cum diamonds reading the butthurt to follow

Fucking Aussies get out already

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shocked by this

A heavy and enduring rainfall would be quite nice

yeah of course I never knew anyone else got done by ball tampering I thought this was the first instance in cricket history. THank you for the education

This

this but unironically

because they want to see some fucking zinger burger super sixes m8

just fuck off khawaja

big vern was as well. the funny thing is 2 of the times they were charged was against us. Englandl's own mike atherton tampered with the ball in a series against sa too.

That and running Finch out when Finch was actually going well. That made me seethe endlessly.

just accept that you were exposed as a fucking cazzie who doesn't watch or follow cricket beyond shitposting in these threads.

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he has the license to go out and smack it matey

lot of words being thrown around lads.

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aussies could defend this

time for DLF maximum

BASED WARNER

I'll head down to mission bay tomorrow and take a few snaps for ya m8

>player plays well
>start seething
kek?

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KEK how does it feel?

yeah I'm thinking 350 is on the cards here

>whataboutism
other people doing it doesn't mean it's ok for pozzies to do it

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i was referring to you braincooked yob

How many Bangladeshis did Grandad Kawhaja genocide during the war?

can someone explain to me why teams are regularly crossing 120+ with only 1-2 wickets down in his world cup. is it the pitches?

look at what david warner said after faf got caught ball-tampering, and realise why it is funny to keep bringing it up more than a year after the fact

not what i meant. just mean that people still talk about our scandal while acting innocent themselves.

youre the only one seething here lad, i like watching warner do well.

because we're saving the inevitable collapse for the middle order, as is tradition

Bowlers are fucked mate

im indifferent to warner doing well

just like riling you up with facts like he has the most dot balls

coz they go at under 4 runs an over generally.

warnie just got murdered lads

HAHA RIGHT ON YOUR SMALL DICK

>b-but we bat so deep...

we have a man down I repeat we have a man down

t. seething cazzie

Just want warner to get a tournament ending injury

post your best warner memes pls

>serving your time
>STILL being vilified by seething cunts
>Bood at every game you play
>Wife is a whore
>Tell tour teammates to get fucked
>Rise from adversity
>smash out an INSPIRING century
Seethe more cunts, Warner is a fucking LEGEND

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shocked by this

never doubted him

Better for banglas if they finish 330-1 than 370-7

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hope he scores the most runs in the cup lad

australia is a cricketing superpower

bangladesh is a cricketing pooperpower

The Banisher of Bangladesh

Appreciate it bud, I need something to put the lead back in my pencil. Last nights loss made me feel like a finasteride user.

if cheating were a sport, australia would take the silver right after the italians

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>that time >we tried to get the wogball world cup

>Brendan : "Could Australia "retire out" Khawaja if they wanted to? It feels like Maxwell time..."
cricinfo commenters are carbon monoxide for the soul.

>111 (122)
warner makes me sick

No different to your average /cric/ poster

remember when we had a competitive match yesterday? was nice for a change

A full strength Rajibul

Top scaffolders.

he's right though, khawaja should just throw his wicket away here

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yes but our moronic posts are under several layers of irony

>13 overs left
>1 wicket down
things are about to get spicy lads

/cric/ does it with some level of irony

think i should sell today

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ashes: create a competition where only two teams play from now until the end of times.
>hype it and make it the most important competition in the sport
>only one of those two can ever win, no matter how shit they happen to be at any point in time
yeah, something's not right here.

what is koala actually accomplishing right now besides torpedo-ing the run rate?

the absolute best thing about australia winning this world cup (our 6th by the way) would be warner's redemption arc and everyone praising the reformed smith and warner.
all the cazzies will SEETHE

This world cup victory will be the sweetest lads

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khawaja's scoring rate is fine
it's higher than warner's and no one is saying he should throw his wicket away

you now remember when I said this was the partnership and it actually is the partnership

YODELING

You're not invited!!!

neither of these batsmen will step up the tempo. warner is a selfish cunt and playing for his average while khawaja is desperate for runs to justify his place in the squad, so can't afford to risk shots.

its gonna be another grim week to be a kiwi on /cric/ when we inevitably lose the final to aus again

cerebral posts from the portuguese freshie today

*tips hat*

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yeah but maxwell would up the ante and assure 350 plus, perfect situation for him

it's just a test series that has a name it's not a competition

he would hit 15 from 5 and then get out.

These cunts can chase a total. I wouldn’t say it’s a forgone conclusion.

Bold to assume you'll make the finals and not choke in the semis. Applies to aus too

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CUTE

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This A HUNDRED TIMES THIS

what are you doing in denmark mate?

>against the pozzgladesh attack
not likely m8

yeah against brainless west indian bowlers who continued to bowl short after already being pulled for 35 boundaries

>create a competition
not at all lad. the ashes is an organic rivalry that dates back almost 200 years. Every nation has the same thing but none have the significance of the Ashes is all.

its INEVITABLE lad

you beat india again and we choke the choke masters england

You're legally required to refer to this as a cameo

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I would also like a football ashes between Portugal and Brazil where we get a 50% chance of winning a trophy every two years, even if our team is shit.
>b-but you haven't won the World Cup
>yeah, but we won the ashes 20 times, so

what if there was an ashes tournament with all 3 subcontinent teams, called "the designated" and the winner gets to take a shit in the trophy and hand it to the loser?

very nice cardoons

khawaja on based watch

shall be holding you accountable for this post lad

Yeah but we win the ashes and we've won the world cup most also shouldn't it be brazil vs ARGENTINA MESSI MESSI MESSI

Moved here about 3 years ago. Weather is quite nice 50/52 weeks a year. Currently in the middle of those weeks.
Gf’s visa ran out in Aus so I thought I’d give it a go over here.

there's 4 subcontinent teams you retarded cazzie

its not really about the trophy

this is what soccer brainlets cant understand

the ENTIRE worth of the ashes is the elite rivalry played out before our eyes

Is that you Adamn

there are 4 subcontinent teams mate

You have a point, big brained Aussies will probably run through them. Cheers Nige

>we

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>leaving out based bhutan and nepal

forræder!!!

any finished their uni semester without killing themselves man in

Nah mate.

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rubel without a cause

going for a blood exams lads
how do I study for it

yeah, I was more or less comparing Portugal in football to England in cricket (no world cup, but plenty of ashes wins).
and if it's former metropolis vs. former colony, Portugal-Brazil makes more sense than Brazil-Argentina.

fuck up pedo

If I take the blame when we lose I'm taking it when we win

oh look, warner is getting up to run-a-ball pace and beyond. BUT HE WASNT THERE FOR THE WHOLE INNINGS MUH DOTS REEEEEE

too far north to be considered subcontinent imo

reckon shakib needs a few overs here

rope yourself kid fucker

I advise you to come see the women here first befor judging me haha. Mrs is actually Icelandic but moved here 20yrs ago.

Australia finish on 330 here I reckon. That’ll keep Bangladesh interested

no way
360 at least

brother against brother!!! father against son!!!

smith must be seething that he hasn't had a knock yet

just a hunch but I'm thinking that bangladesh need some wickets here

>khawaja taking the strike
reee

parts of india are farther north

same brand of people roughly

Meant to say the weather is good 2/52 weeks a year.

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People I miss:
Prossielad
RC
Fake RC
Daniel

well you should have said that the first time shouldnt you? what you said is the exact opposite of what you intended.

yeah but most of india is subject to dry and humid subcontinent conditions, all of nepal and bhutan is cold as shit

Without the seething bros the whole house of cards would collapse

A spicy lofted reverse sweep

No one cares about this namefag shit

hello

Still think Cummins should be banned for 12 months for deliberately injuring shikar Darwin

fuck up Josh

>143 (137)

oi cunt

reminder that the record score at this world cup is 153 finchgod and roy
warner WILL beat this.

shakib my bro stop getting walloped

Very selfish innings from Warner here to not get out on porpoise

You got me!

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is shikar darwin related to charles darwin?

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360 on the cards here lads

Moron.

khawaja flexing on kermit's asshole lads

danny is here quite often

Kek

Absolutely based becasue the haka is cringe

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Good chance as they both married thier first cousins

it's revenge for '71

what's the 2nd wicket partnership records for odis lads

Just wanted to say

Ahem * clears throat*

FUCK PAKISTAN

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>the fizzle

>Warner 1.70m
>Khawaja 1.77m

>last 5 overs 13 runs an over

no argument here

it's racism

Is this free to air in Aus?

APOLOGISE TO KHAWAJA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

gayle and samuels, 372

12.8
dont exaggerate

yeah channel 9 has it

400 on the menu

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yeah m8

enjoying this innings desu boys, based aussies

it was 13 before he hit that single

RIP Banglas
RIP tournament until the KOs

oh yeah kek that decimation of zimbabwe

i didn't know bangladesh was famous for pies

i was in that thread

500 on the cards lads

*full toss*
Based death bowling

durrr can austrolio retire kawajer out and get le big show in??!?!?!?!?? like WOW he is scoring so slow

warnGOD

SEETHING paki

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-david warner brothers, 2019

don't forget all the repeated short balls from the fizz

any kiwis in here during the last wc final? care to enlighten us what that was like?

cant finish the rest of my baked beans anyone want some?

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based fucking warner lads

Why can no one bowl some FACKING YORKERS?

now this was based

Reminder Clark for Australia scored the first ever individual 200 in ODIs

Feel bad for shakib tbqh

350+? Why yes, that should be no problem for the Bangladesh boys. How did you know?

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can see like three of my threads there
fuck that was a great time, absolutely elevated /cric/ to "runs Yea Forums" levels

>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Over/under on the margin of defeat being greater than Warner's final score?

any neetgod man in

>could get 400
>instead warner will crawl at 100SR to his double ton
nice "team" aussies.

How loudly are you booing m8?

>pretending to be retarded

Why is mortaza even on the team

He bowls like a part timer, and can't even bat

here lad

warnGOD on highest score in this world cup watch lads

>y-you're a cheat! boooooooooo

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God I can't wait for Australia to btfo of England

its just starting to hit me, just how based Warner is. The whole fucking crowd is booing him to his 200.

>309/1
>6 overs left
yep, I'm thinking we have a 320+ score on our hands

Reminder Michael Bevan's average was only good because he statpadded by getting lots of not outs

>smith singing this gay fucking song

lmao

Warner out next over

Reminder Adam Voges ended up with a test average of like 70 lol

reckon this isn't going how bangladesh wouldve liked haha

uhh cob there's 6 overs left

320? lol.
350 is the bare minimum expectation at this point.

WOW REALLLY??

But he destroyed garbage tier West Indies he’s a modern day great ignore the ashes in England

why are these bowlers so shit?

he only played 2nd tier teams

Wtf i am a christian now

C O L L A P S E

holy fuck what a stupid shot

What are the chances of rain today?

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shocked by this

reminderv that this is his daughter

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Adam "dodged zero wars" Voges

based

god is real and he has blessed /cric/
SMOL COC /HOC/ BTFO

GONE

GOTTEM

BACK TO THE KEKSHED

BOOOOOOOOOO

fucking warner lol

You fool! That was a post of deliberately mediocre quality, and you replied to it sincerely anyway.
I bet you feel quite bamboozled right now

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what atrocious arses

Well batted David!

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(You) will chase this down after clobbering Starc and Coulter-nile around the park

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

NICE SHOT

lel - loving every laugh

0 I'm afraid my subcontinent friend

based warner settings us up briliantly and giving way for maxGOAT to score a quick century

too old for you kid fucker

No Aussie thinks Voges is a good player

I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

OHO WILL LE BUTTHURT CROWD BOO WANRER WHEN HE BRING UP LE 2000???

seething bong is seething lads

>313-2
BANGLADESH
BANGLADESH
BANGLADESH

>Warner dropped at 9

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hey bb

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ah fuck I went to get some snacks and came back to this, what happened

Baited this easy.

YIKES

>united kingdom
more like
hehe
POOnited kingDUMB

I know you are but what am I?

>w-w-w-warner BTFO h-he only got 166

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bangas ended up snacking on warner haha

>more rubbish from rubel

There is no way this will happen. This England team is mentally solid. Our captain has faced down the IRA and won. Our openers are fearless, batting away both pace and spin alike. Root is the undisputed best batsman in world cricket, probably only coming second or third on the list of all time greatest batsmen. Our pace attack is less good, but we have simply plucked away the Windies best bowler and made him English. I expect mentally weak players like Smith and Warner (cheats) to lose the plot against pace like this.

Be scared convicts, the poms are coming.

enjoy seeing the rage that warner seems to elicit, only seems to fuel him

face it, warner bottled an easy 200
the crowd got into his head and caused him to make a catastrophic mistake

imagine the seethe if bangbros chase this

score sum fakkin sixes

I remember when Glenn Maxwell played tests ama

It's true. He clearly wanted a double century. He failed to get that so he therefore failed today

enter the meme

Go to bed grandpa

BANG

odd strategy to serve up free hits at this point of the innings but we will see how it plays out

WALLOP

>"Lovely day in Nottingham"
Ahahaha Bangladesh so fucked

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penny for rajibrain's thoughts right now

Man rubel is shit

CuuuuRACK

BASED bigshow

Is there a way >we can retire Usman right now so Carey gets a slog?

for me its a 325 strike rate

i would love them to, I want Bangas to win the world cup more than aus desu

think it's fair to say anything under 410 and bangladesh will be bang in this contest

Maxwell finna stop Khawaja from getting his century lads

maxGOD

I see that Smith bottled coming out and facing the boos

BASED MEMESWELL

This. Sometimes it nice to just log onto your Yea Forums account and get engulfed I to the memes. Embrace them. But usually only comfy if you have a desktop PC and small room to chill in. Then you can truly embrace the memes. And I mean really get involved and to the core of the deepest memes

26 runs, 1.1 overs, RR: 22.28 (UT Khawaja 2, GJ Maxwell 23)

>102 runs form the last 40 deliveries

>still 4 overs to go

>/wwe/ general
those were the days

The Big Asterisk

>getting out on purpose to let memeswell wallop

truly a savant

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>dot
pozzies falling apart

WALLOP

for me, it's WAIT ON!

at least it would make the competition more interesting, india/aus/englandwinslol is pretty overdone

I'll give you that one, pretty good

COME ON 400

GOODNESS ME!

how is everything going to the boundary kek

Still can’t get over how fucking eden park tier the shape of this ground is

Anyone else wanna see Kyrgios do an Ashley Barty then get Phil Hughes’d

4 overs and 54 runs lads
can they do it

Usman to be stranded on 98*
Glenn batswell 100 (36)

>Sean abbot bowling to the Aussies
Lad wants to rack up more victims

>25 runs off the over

cant help but feel bangladesh might be letting the game slip here

brilliant

should be studying for an exam tomorrow but fuck that, the cricket's on

I thought new batsmen meant fewer runs?

want to see kyrGOAT dominate the t20 scene

maxGOD

fucking hell lads
these are some crisp hits

i'd watch that sex/snuff tape

Truly, it is the Big Show

>i-it's just a cameo! 15 off 5!

woops

maxwell is a meme hitter and at this point in the innings when youre only 2 down you just go out swinging

>eden park
getting some mint as 2015 WC flashbacks

KEK usman sent him back

good job usman

>cuckswell
JUST RUN BACK YOU RETARD

KHAWAJA YOU FUCKER RUN IT OUT

fucking Poowaja

this is just based

dear oh dear

Maxwell is clearly such an unlikable flog

glenn maxwell is the most talented player of his generation and arguably the greatest batsman of all time.

FUKKEN MUZZIE CUNT SHOWING HIS REAL COLOURS

Who won the toss? It seems like batting first and getting 320+ is an automatic win

holy fuck khawaja is such a dumbcunt

For me? It’s standing mid wicket and watching the throw.

KEK AGENT KHAWAJA

maxSHIT

*sip*
yep, that's a cameo

poowaja SEETHING because he wants 100

32 off 10

Bruh moment hahahahahahaha

HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING

>maxwell hits a few boundaries then gets out in a stupid manner having faced fewer than 20 deliveries
who could have predicted this

>cuckwaja sabotaging us
wow who'd have thought?

OIL RIG
I
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R
I
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Khawaja on deportation watch

fucking koala just go for the danger end when memeswell's striking at 320 in the death

this desu, completely calculated backstabbing
it's the subcontinental way

lol

Winning the toss is a massive advantage in one day and test cricket

Oil Rig’s century there was fucking kino.

Neesham tries too hard 2bh

England get a massive score so Australia have to do it in their next game. So cringe and try hard.

bet it takes him fucking ages as well

>poo peelanders managing to celebrate THIS

lmao get ready for a broken fuckin arm

Stoinis to score an elite 5 (11)

wogged

>Implying it wasn't the perfect cameo

fucking state of this

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Khawaja running our maxwell to make sure he can get the century looooool

HAHAHAHA

KEK
WHAT A MONG

what a useless cunt

KAHWAJA!!!

glad khawaja kept his valuable wicket

KARMA YOU DARKIE

K A R M A
A
R
M
A

FUCK OFF POOWAJA

>KEKWAJA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU SORRY CUNT

C O L L A PS E

Usman confirmed double agent

kek, STATE of this team

>runs out Maxlel
>gets out a few balls later

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POOWAJA NEEDS DEPORTATION IMMEDIATELY

200 iq play right there, look how it paid off

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khawaja seems like the guy who has no friends in the team

>stove coming in at 6
lol what a pussy

try very next ball

would love to be a fly on the wall back in the stands right now lads

Bangladesh in the box seat now.

>It's the cider ad again
Fuck you poms are weird

except when zampa is in

>asking Smoth to memehit

what about when he's in Zampa XD

Sean Abbot should be brought in to the squad to bowl a few practice bouncers to Khawaja

fuck

LITERAL COLLAPSE AT 350 LMAO

FUG
U
G

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

OH NO NO NO

>smoth

JEJ

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Steve Smith has a pretty good test average, why did they drop him?

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Australia to once again fail to bat out 50 overs

>BEST BATSMEN IN THE WORLD
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF OUR MIDDLE ORDER

BASEDLADESH FUCK OFF YOU CHEATING BASTARD

ah yes

the australian middle order

>review
might as well

I’m happy enough with the total but we’ve been anything but clinical in the last 10 this WC

1 (one)

OH NONONONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSJDJEJSHHWJWHAHAHAH

Grim

JUST

Is Smith retarded?

hahahahahahahahahaa

holy shit my sides

>POO
>PEE
>LIA

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Based

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>autisticus maximus snoth getting his batting average fucked over
KEK

to be fair the review is irrelevant at this point

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>mfw bangladesh somehow wins this

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his ODI average is unimportant

Bet he’s crying in the dressing room hahahahahahahahahaha

guarantee smith was seething over his statistics as he walked back

THE POMS ARE COMING FOR YOUR BRITTLE BATTING LINEUP CONVICTS

b-btfo

think I saw smith's lip quivering as he walked off
might need to have a little cry

HOLY FUCK I HOPE WE GET BOWLED OUT SO BAD

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Do Danes like >us? Like with the Princess Mary shit?

DAMN, the world really is a vampire

I miss brown dog posting

He doesn'tcare about pyjama cricket

COLLAPSE

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Wickets win crickets

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*breathes in*
BANGLADESH
BANGLADESH
BANGLADESH

>tfw no 400

IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET LAD

>aufailia's biggest autist doesn't care about his batting average
Yeh okay retard.

>THE POMS ARE COMING
Which part of englel is this lad from?

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why aren't there any white people playing for bangladesh

East Sussex, same as me, we’re basically brothers

Saw steve smith down Morrison’s yesterday, asked him if he needed any gyprock doing and he just mentally disintegrated on the spot

he's always been shit at t20 and pretty average at odi though
he wouldnt even make it into the odi team if we had a remotely decent middle order

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genuine question; have you contributed a single piece of OC here in your life that isn't some spastic tl;dr ranking pyramid about yourself? Parasitic fuck

How many years of therapy and counselling do you think Smoth will require after his mental disintegration in the upcoming ashes?

west sussex here

this obese balding manlet tried to talk to me yesterday lads, I looked away in repulsion

The lack of diversity is quite appalling really.

Oh no no no no no

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>Britain's worst poster of bait calls me a retard
Wow I'm so hurt

this

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probably too autistic to even process any of it.

Cope

>W.1W1W

classic collapsetralia

I'm at the ground covers are coming on lads

Yes Danes are pretty cool people. Similar sense of humour to Aussies which helps and they love a beer. You can travel most of Europe with any drama as an Aussie once they find out you’re not British or a Yank. (My experience)
The thing I’m always told is you Aussies are so easy going and what the fuck are you doing here and not on a beach at home. So take from that what you may.

IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING
IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING
IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING
IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING
IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING
IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING
IT'S RAINING
>IT'S RAINING

>rain

JUST

man, I was hoping they'd get 400. what a fuck-up. Maxwell's wicket was the grimmest

>rain
oh nononono

>rain with one over remaining

Nice country FUCKHEADS.
Has it rained during every game?

Oh they LOVE Mary. She learnt Danish super quick and she’s on all the supermarket magazines etc.

ITS ONE OVER
JUST PLAY IT
COME ON

CuckworthPooiswinslol

BASED F49

this rain is looming

>english weather

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BASED

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oh now that's a pity. we'll miss australia making it to a *snigger* really impressive total of 370

Reckon if we didn't have to wait for three new batsmen to come out we would've had the 50 overs done and dusted before the rain

hope the rain doesn't stop

HAHAHAHAHA

this desu

That's Dansktjalk for "get out of my country"

alexa, remind me the score the last time england played australia at this venue

Why are you so cocky mate? I don't want Australia to win again but it's the only way you'll learn

just checked the radar lads
it's just a small spot, it'll clear up soon

...

Based Rain cycling Australia once again

Hopefully DLS reduces the chase to something like 180 off 20, gives Banglas a chance

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just done a big jade dernbach

Saw Steve Smith once on a bus. He was sitting right at the front seat. I noticed he was quivering as he sobbed and wept so I asked him if he was alright. No response. I asked again a little louder, but the bus driver interrupted me. "Leave him" he said "He's asleep". I was confused, so I asked what he meant, he cries while he sleeps? "Yeah, he started coming on this bus to crysleep" he explained, he told me that he doesn't go anywhere, just has a sleep and gets off on the spot he got on, told me they'd never spoken a word to each other either, told me every so often, he puts an egg in Steve's pocket while he sleeps, just so he knows he's eating. I was in shock, "So, he doesn't pay a fare?" The driver shook his head, told me it wouldn't be right, he was at least safe here he said.

Fucking english rain ruining my summer vacation entertainment

Also pic related LOL at the stream i watch this on couldn't stop laughing

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is that the first shower any of those Bangladeshis have ever experienced.

DLS will always make it more impossible for the team to win not easierl since it;s like 360/5 off 49, it will be 200 for 2 off 20

what do you mean cocky? obviously you will win this match so I am taking pitiful 'wins' like not making 400 or warner missing out on a double and pretending that it is the end of australian cricket as we know it

>stink as fuk

predicting a swashbuckling century from shakib before a suprise onslaught of persistent showers falls again after the 20th over giving bangladesh the dls victory

hope this is the last world cup in England.
fucking shit weather.

is he wrong though

t. I'm indian

this is the only reason I'd have a US flag and be watching cricket; only white American I've found who watches it is this weird kid from HS who enlisted in the navy who had aussie neighbors

Serious question, why don't they just build indoor stadiums or put a dome on the top?

I could destroy you in a nets session

Mate no word of a lie, I started a new job at a 5 star hotel and the head maintanece guy walked straight up to me and said “what are you people doing here?” I was a bit taken a back and just laughed it off. Some nuances are lost when speaking a second language. We chatted later and he said “your from paradise yet you come to this miserable place” the way he said it I had him down as a cunt. But that’s all he meant.
I manage a bar too and when discussing my previous visa issues with patrons they always say it’s a shame because im the type of foreigner they want. They mean white.

Who is this blonde bing in the red pants?

Man of d Tournment - RAINS.,, Best amount of points-SHOWERS. ICC should call it world RAINS cup..All d rain Players take a Swim instead of a bat!!!

never said he was wrong just found the phrase funny.

Pretty interesting place

so true

grim world cup so far

hope they lost alot of dosh cause thats all the icc cares about