Thu 20 June
21:30 NZST
AusGODS vs Bangladesh
Trent Bridge, Nottingham
/cric/-world cup AUS v BAN
Owen Hill
Anthony Hall
>Fly over to New Zealand
>Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka
>Have to wait while some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane
>Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo
>Does the Haka before stamping each passport
>After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people
>Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way)
>Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving
>Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum
>I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors
>He's as white as me
>Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio
>It's the Haka.
Landon Ramirez
Cheating edition
Jason Williams
Go on, Im listening
Christopher Butler
david warner is a cheat
Camden Wright
Australia to go from 3/300 to 340 all out
Owen Peterson
Will Warner score a century
Daniel Ross
You guys should talk about new Zealand instead of talking about this match
Isaiah Thomas
might do a quick haka
Mason Wilson
kind of hilarious how there are still cazzies who think warner is not in good form