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first for rags and FUCK DIVEGRASS
its race time boys
FUCK ARCA
also who /ragsinabox/ here?
roll
that was surprisingly good
oh no no nonono
Which package are they running? I assume the high drag, low HP one.
gotta love Pocono
so glad its my local track.
Cringe and offbrandpilled
Always
>muh god
low HP, hopefully. Don't want to see anyone loose brakes into turn 1 again.
>Jimmie Johnson's last win was June 4th 2017
rags are gay
same as at Talladega and any other track larger than Darlington
fuck you
WE GOT A RACE LADS
NICE AND SUNNY
Buckley did this today
post concessions
clean your phone lens after you tear it out of your greasy hands.
Hot Deegs finished 7th
>only 15 cars finished the race.
>the small grandstands are 50% full
:^(
>cole...cole...cole tri-....cole custer
3 to go....
>WHAT TURN 4 SLUTS!!!???
>I'm not like all the other tracks
Those were the days
the one where your parents love you
thank god. little change up from ovals.
But that's part of the fun!
you now remember
um, please try harder or go back to cherobs bread.
I'd rather not see someone die, already saw Wilson pretty much die.
This will be a parade snoozer. Low hp with no banking means no passing
>that smirk on Tricky's face
You know he's thinking lewd thoughts.
will gimmie ever win again?
discuss
and here come the random Pocono thunderstorms.
>not using the flat angle from turn one looking at the field fan out
white arrow is track
>flat track
>low horsepower cuckmobile
Just give them rain tires
please just wipe out hazleton
I've been there once. Real shithole but tons of white trash whores.
>185 into Turn 1
significant speed difference.
over 200 last year.
>white trash
you clearly haven't been in a while
Yeah I know. I'm not a fan of this package on the big tracks
>cool vibrations
its been about 10 years.
Nigs now?
Just think about how terrible Indy will be this year
xfinity was good yesterday but they have the small wing.
City is legitimately half latino, probably much higher with thousands of illegals. Also completely broke.
bout 2 hours before storms arrive.
Gonna be a short race
buescher pls
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BASED
some bullshit
Michigan was 210+ into turn 1 last year. Indy 500 last weekend had guys going well over 230+ MPH at times.
a meme win perhaps, doubt he'll ever win as consistent as before with half the horsepower, this package benefits the guys who are good at xfinity level
>ISM Raceway.
fugged.
>LaJoie finishing in the Top 12 in a Go FAS car
>Isn't tooting his own horn about it like DiBeneReddit
no doubt shes got a 70s earth momma muff
I have to check my work schdeule but I am thinking of going to the July race, hopefully the weather is nice. I haven't been since Blaney won in 17.
probably not. All 3 of his teammates are faster than him now, so it won't happen unless he memes his way into winning a fuel mileage race
go
If your close make sure you go to the airshow as well this year. Aug 24-25
Will be going to the truck race Friday I think
I'm playing with the idea of getting a hotel close by because my grandparents don't have the house up there anymore ;-;
were gonna need that competition caution....
Holy based, that's the weekend of my fantasy draft, I have to set myself up good to go back to back this year :^)
race is already a snoozer
RIP
I feel so bad for Chase Elliot.
Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like JGR.
Such a fucking shame because Jr, Gordon, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Elliot had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.
What the fuck?
These retards only went like 60 laps and they already need new tyres?
My shitbox alero will go at least 10k miles before needing tyres (which btw are not goodyear fuck them)
wish these mexicans would finish the roof so i could snooze to the race
They don't have to, but NASCAR forces them to change a certain amount of tires each race to make things more interesting. Don't worry, they sell them as refurbished after the race so nothing's wasted.
Yeah they don't use their headlights either. I don't get it.
why not just burn those cheap pieces of shit
nascar rules are fuckin stupid
just don't think about it. Listen to the VROOM and turn your brain off LMAO
Really want Bubba to do better.
works better than with menard lol
I'm one of those smart NASCAR fans (who also happens to be an engineer..albeit electrical)
based obsessed chilean-gimmie-obsessed (cgo) fan
>autism
>autism
>dildo
>autism
>Autism
>autism
>WHAT TURN 4
Suarez was racey in practice
>autism
based hard worker menard moving rich kids out of the way
I think it only really works with Bubba Wallace, but the meme picks would be Elliot, Muh NaRDS and Guido /reddit/.
looks like we've got another hour and a half or two of racing before the delay?
I feel so bad for Paul Menard.
Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.
Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.
Yea I'm thinking that.
>hood attached by cables and serves as a parachute like in drag racing to slow the car down and make it safer for the drivers and fans
Thank you for thinking about us fan, NASCAR!
>Women's soccer
based mousy anna kendrick
>soccer
FTFY
works with byron and the dillon bros too,
RACING
HAS
A
NEW
MAN
AND
HE
WON'T
LET
YOU
PASS
EVEN
WHEN
HE'S
A
LAP
DOWN
kek look at this fuckin asshole.
The U.S. Womens soccer team is actually entertaining to watch. Unlike the men's team
hope he didn't eat the bones
Oh yeah, can't forget about them too.
by the way fuck nascarshitters for putting this on FS1 and not regular fox
the women's team which is supposed to be the best in the world got beat by the mens U-17 team, literal highschoolers
Run the Road Course as one of the double-header races.
A SlingTV subscription is literally $30-35 a month. Stop being cheap.
wouldn't be possible. Too much time to change the track. Takes days to change it up. Plus no room for the infielders.
>Posting parody accounts
>$30-35 a month
holy fuck
do you still need internet for that shit too?
NASCAR has shockingly few races on "Regular" TV. Shit, Indycar has more races on NBC than NASCAR does in the second half. (8-7, respectively)
Too bad.
>I will
they're still a level above the men's team
plus they have some cuties like Christine Press and Alex Morgan
And?
god damn you are broke af user.
there are literally thousands of people camping there
I feel so bad for Ty Dillon.
Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like RCR.
Such a fucking shame because Daniel Hemric, Tyler Reddick and Austin Dillon only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Ty had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.
I know. I just think that of all of the tracks in NASCAR currently, Pocono would have the best infield road course race.
They'd have to purpose build one, none of the current roads winding through it are useable.
>well when you have COPD it can be hard to breath sometimes
not really, just don't want to spend an extra $35 a month when I can find shit on the internet
>choreographed dancing at BFFs wedding
That right here is the final straw because you know Whitney also choreographs black dudes fucking her on the reg
Poor Austin
>poor austin
he loves it though
FUCK OFF AUSTIN KEKPOSTER
This DOES NOT look like a man who let's his wife cheat on him with men of different color
ynr the time that RC forgot her name
yea would loose all these 4 day ticket sales
>Fox putting this on FS1 and the Women's US Open on Network TV
JUST
o rly
he's knuckles up in the corner
golf does the highest $$$ in ad money. NASCAR is being used to prop up FS1 ratings
I like how you think that cucks even know about the spade thing. This has to be the biggest stretch of all time
Nah, he looks like a guy that's in a sham marriage to some trophy wife bimbo so black dudes can rail him in private.
underrated
rolling for who loses his brakes into t1
dawg
no one has to brake hard today, it's not going to happen
Nobody is watching it though there is a Men's tournament on CBS. All the advertisment slots are big time useless
>womens soccer shilling
Yea FUCK YOU and your cancer.
webm of jamie on her knees
All just a front. Just like Ralf Schumacher in F1.
Watched Coca-Cola 600 and was pretty fun but I don't understand this race what's this about Stage 1 and so on.
Thought the on that finish first wins.
This is beautiful.
It makes sense DW is wearing 17, but why are the other two wearing 19?
darrel almost made that fucking shot
2019
...
Stages count for cup Points which are wiped away at the start of the playoffs. A stage win gives you a playoff point. They introduced them to reward leading the race early and to break up long boring green flag runs
Basically, the races are broken up into thirds or quarters depending on race distance. After each third or quarter of the race is complete, the caution flag flies, points get awarded, teams go in for pitstops and then there's restart.
it's basically done so NASCAR doesn't look bad throwing out "Phantom" debris cautions to bunch the field back up on purpose. (Of course, they still do that every now and then but it's a lot rarer.)
the debris cautions arent to bunch up the field, its so they can show commercials
>DW is retiring in three weeks
Got another 1.5 hours til the rain gets to the track
boogity boogity boogity, lets go senile boys
although it's 4 years late thank god. who will replace him??? larry mac?
Dale Jr
rumors say Kevin Harvick
andy petree would be ideal
Here cums a cawshun
>direddito
AB
also,
>DiRedditdetto
it's not going to be fucking harvick, he's still driving
Kevin seems like the kinda of guy who would quietly hang it up at the end of the season without a big sendoff.
Kek
di circlejerk etto
grant enfinger
I'd like to see Steve Byrnes, but what even happened to him? Left broadcasting?
>retiring while you're still the best driver in the garage
Pls no
fuck captcha
user...
CAWSHUNS BREED CAWSHUNS
CAUTIONS
CAWSHUNS
BREED
CAWSHUNS
Imagine being able to sponsor any young driver in NASCAR to put him in a Cup car and choosing Matt Tifft.
meanwhile, Christopher Bell is out there just running in the truck series
>not choosing Natalie Decker and putting in the contract she has to attend your pool parties
breed
how can I bang a monster energy girl?
the cute redhead girl(women?) on the left, with a headphones, looks like Rose Leslie from GoT
approach her!
larson driving like a madman
all these fucking backmarkers hitting the wall
Unfortunately here in the states it's likely to get you labeled a rapist.
and another one
>cawshun LaJoey
>Cawshuns breed cawshuns
don't act like you wouldn't hit the wall either
Rain in 5
Where is concessionbro today?
Put your phone down and focus on driving Corey
lights here yet?
>leljoie
...
>the vortex isn't real
Vortex theory buddy. You're wrong
That's an imposter concessionbro
fuck im trying dude
miss him
why don't the cars have lights?
Think we will be fine. Most it looks like its going south for the time being.
aren't they doing a night race here next year during the doubleheader?
Weight
no they aren't
well shit
They do, they just cover them up for aerodynamic reasons. The covers can be removed if they need to.
>meanwhile
NASCAR will never move either race, too big of a market with Philadelphia and NYC within 2 hours.
I think Texas, Kansas or New Hampshire will lose a race in the next 4 or 5 years. There's a lot of steam building for Nashville Fairground to make a return to NASCAR.
We're still hicks out here user
this
stenhouse must've taken his off the last pit stop while truex kept his covers on
Pocono will never be thrown out as well due to it being the "greenest" track on Nascars schedule.
And God bless you, every one, user.
>Texas, Kansas or New Hampshire
>losing races
HAHAHAHA
NASCAR really wants to be in the Nashville market. The biggest obstacle is going to be local politics since the city is building a soccer stadium at the Fairgrounds and a lot of the people who tried to tear the Speedway down about a decade ago are probably still there.
I'm surprised Kansas still has two dates. The only reason it got a second date was because of Sprint.
TRUEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING REEEEEEEEE
I counted at least 3 flying high at Charlotte. My favorite part is that it pisses off lefties and righties when you tell them that it's not actually a Confederate flag
BACKMARKERS GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU CAN'T RUN THE WHOLE RACE WITHOUT SLAMMING THE WALL FOR NO REASON DON'T FUCKING RUN HOLY SHIT RETARDS
Kansas is a fucking awesome event. Highly recommend going there.
truex pls
Also is Captcha being stupid for anyone else? Can't connect worth shit
Not to mention it's one of the most unique tracks on the schedule and also has some of the more up to date facilities. 15 years ago I would have said it's time is coming but they really did a great job fixing it up.
Nashville Fairgrounds would be a awesome short track addition to Cup; Iowa should also get a date.
>Iowa
this
>mcmurray not good somewhere
shocker
?
He was a shit driver
I say Texas or New Hampshire simply because speedway motorsports is the one trying to bring Nashville back.
Also Iowa is now owned by NASCAR and I wouldn't be surprised if they moved a race to get it on the schedule.
Wouldn't call him shit.
Above average to Mediocre sure.
another fucking army slurping race next weeked?
Just look at how much better Krut is doing this year in the 1. McFlurry was a blonde fraud
>nascar is what you talk about around the water cooler
no one actually believes this, right?
anyone have a stream that isn't in spanish?
Pretty much any track that sits in close proximity to a casino isn't going anywhere.
TROOX BLEW THE ENGINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cable
I'm going. $39 for down low near pit out
what's /turnleft/'s best dad joke?
learn to use reddit links, my friend
>troooox
TFATK.COM
try r/motorsportsstreams
delet faggot
HOW MANY DRIVERS DOES IT TAKE TO BLOW UP A JET DRYER
soo spicy susan ;)
Larson with the stage sweep
No chance he takes it, right?
only 1
>Almirola with a suitcase bomb
Only Juan
unless some sheer luck happens, doubt it. car doesn't seem as fast today and type of racing doesn't suit him too well
hoping, though
nope, they'll choke it away
He'll join the rest of the backmarkers and hit the wall
media would bitch that Iowa doesn't have the facilities
what facilities?
Eldora before Iowa
muh luxury suites
Oh that's too bad, I love DW commentary and insight. True loss for broadcast quality. I imagine Larry Mac is kind old-ish too, but how about Jamie McMurray? He only joined broadcast this year, perhaps they'll use him.
>AND LARSON SLIDES INTO THE WALL OFF TURN 2!
this is what I was getting at
NASCAR needs to introduce a *wildcard* track during the chase that someone can win and get back into the chase. It's got to be a secret until a couple of weeks beforehand. Then you do a "Move that Bus!" show to reveal the upgrades made to the track to make it NASCAR ready for the next weekend.
They need to shitcan the chase imo.
wait you're just joking right
my stream could be behind
please don't do this to me
Would be great if not for the need to sell tickets to people that have to plan long in advance
LOL!
and take stage racing with it. Shit's garbage
>just joking right
Just accept the inevitable, user.
This sucks
as long as it hasn't happened there's at least a 10% chance
that's enough for me
are you fucking retarded
Imagine the fucking hype in that town though. Plus it's not like you're trying to sell 70k tickets. France himself put NASCAR TV before NASCAR irl
You'd probably have to start in the south to be honest
>that one super slow car that just went all the way back
what's the fucking point of having cars like that on the field
>nuSneak
F Byron's tyre
>GIbbs cars are 3 out of the Top 5
>larson started 2nd
>already 10th and 5 seconds back
so goddamn baed
are you? it happens every other week
He didn't start 2nd on the restart lol he was 10th on the restart because most had already pitted before the end of the stage
he started the stage in 12th user
all the cars that pitted allowing for his stage win started in front of him
o my bad, i was making food and misheard the TV for awhile, thought he just had another famous awful restart
delete this shit RIGHT NOW
Iowa Speedway doesn't have the infrastructure right now to handle a Cup Series race. It doesn't have campsites AFAIK, is a pain-in-the-ass to get in and out of, and doesn't have enough seating currently.
It's a great place to see a race as you can see the whole track, but it really needs some work before it gets a Cup race
>doesn't have enough seating
Good, desu
>not doing a "Move that Bus" show 2 weeks before the race
ABSOLUTELY CURSED
and don't fucking upgrade the seating..that's the last thing NASCAR needs to do for a first race
Dale was a fuckin tard
>Doesn't have enough seating
that's good. The stands will be packed for once
It definitely needs a few more seats, has like, half a grandstand
I don't get it
A tard who won 7 championships and 97 races
the joke is that what he did for toyota was drive himself into a wall and die
people dont like gooks being in NASCAR
brads gonna run outta fucking fuel, isn't he
I'm alive and he's not. Who's the real tard here
Sr's dad was a wwii bomber ace and bombing the toyota factory was what got him a Victoria's Cross
>tfw I'm smarter than Hawking, Einstein, and Newton combined
i'm anxiously waiting for kryle to fuck up and seethe
>putting someone who turned left for a living in the same sentence as other people
i know what you were trying to attempt here, but it didn't work out well
>people dont like gooks being in NASCAR
you don't
be chad or rich
>HARKEK
>Harvick's crew
>again
>harcuck
>harlel
>the absolute state of Harvick's pit crew
F in the chat for Kevin Harvick
correct
Harvick's pit crew took him out of the race again
>harvick pit crew
does he psyche these guys out over the radio or something, jesus
be austin dillon's wife's best friend's husband
>she's black though
And it's over
what's the violation in this pic?
>harvick
42 coming in with the WOAT pit strategy
zoom in and you can see he missed a lug nut
Harvick would have 100 wins and 10 cups with a JGR pitcrew
BUDD, BUDD, NO
Just tuned in.
Let me guess, the leaders right now haven’t come in for their last pit stop and can’t make it to the end?
go re-watch it later before you stupid it up
how the fuck did Suarez get in front again?
KWL incoming
Yes
Kyle is the real leader
didn't stop
Kyle Wins Life ?
>turnleft fans
>not posting yee yee
Shes disgusting
>off topic
>deported
>6 out of top 10 are 20 seconds behind
Thank god we dont have this in PA
WHY DID YOU COME IN?????
WHAT THE FUCK BYRON ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS STAY OUT 20 MORE LAPS AND YOU WOULD'VE WON YOU STUPID FAGGOT
is this supposed to be a comedy song
>no fun allowed
Knaus with the meme strategy
looks comfy
Larson and Elliot battling
Fox not showing it
Wtf
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DALE JR IN THE LEAD HOLY SHIT
id you're into crack concrete
there he is!
:)
>toyota top performers shows all of their drivers
They are just not showing 5 6 7 8 battle Jesus fuck
VORTEX
O
R
T
E
X
Go down into stroudsburg and get some white hots at Rootin Tootin Hot Dogs
its over
Kryle "hairy" Bush for the win
>steakhouse
>steakhouse
STEAKHOUSE ACTIVATED IT
Cawwwwwwshoooooonnnnnneeeeeee
>steakhouse
Not so fast! (It's still probably over though)
ty Sticky for your sacrifice
>danicles
>change anything
>OR EVERYTHING
bless NASCAR for becoming self aware
If you don't pit you win
Cap it
was she a he at some point
I'd say Blaney would be the best shot of beaing Kyle off the start but hes 12th
there isn't enough fucking laps left to go from far back to first, a bizarre strat for anyone who had more than a 1% chance to win
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
New to Pocono Raceway, the Chopped Barbecue Brisket Sandwich!
1/4 lb. of chopped slow smoked brisket, slathered in a homemade Texas style barbecue sauce, topped with pickled onion slices and served on a traditional potato roll bun.
Available for just $8!
Very possibly user
Would you rather that?
I had 2 soft pretzels with spicy mustard Friday. Was purdy good
What is it with keeps and hiring men for their commercials who are bad at acting
cheap? Pocono is supposed to be cheap
honestly I don't remember the price user. But they were super soft which was nice.
Everyone who pitted will get caught in a restart wreck
nice shoes mcfuck
>lelson
There it is
LARSON IN THE WALL
why does he insist on wearing those every week
LARSON DOES IT AGAIN KEK KEK KEK
>it’s another “everyone tries to do their own thing and lets the leader get away” episode
>Lelson
IN THE WALL
God
Fucking
Damn
It
kryle is running away again, and of course larson chokes
Tell me about Larson, why does he love he wall?
>larson in the wall
LMAO i don't even blame him, you have to go for something like that given his track position
Told you, user. So sorry.
I have that fucking mudcricket song stuck in my head now
I think Hemric is going to be fucking good..just saying
Well, 90% probability is tough to overcome right
larsonbros will reconvene at michigan
God, Pocono is such a shit track
We're 13 races into the season and Gibbs/Penske cars have won all but once
And that one was a plate race
and that once was talladega
How bad does Kyle beat his wife when he doesn't win? I can't imagine at some point he wont be arrested for a domestic.
HOW ABOUT THAT NEW PACKAGE!
she a muuuud cricket
That didn't work out for me boys, maybe next week.
time for indy i guess
Sorry Martin
SEE YA NEXT WEEK!
>joe goobs
looks like Busch needs some hazelnut spread on his every enlarging bald spot
Have sex
It's like I'm watching F1
i just did with your mom
no, I'm not some degenerate.