Ex bf of antonela died in accident
Why doesn't he receive rape allegations?
Caleb Flores
Anthony Jackson
He's too autistic to even kiss properly, why would anyone think he knows how to have sex?
Levi Turner
Messi is footballsexual. He would only have sex if someone could convince him it would improve his freekicks or something
Evan Young
He’s a man of specific taste
Camden Brooks
That's why he married Antonella. When they were kids Antonella probably told him if you dribble around all those kids and kick the ball into that goal I will show you my pee hole. It perpetuated from that moment on.
Brayden Peterson
He's Argentinian so women aren't interested.
Ayden Lopez
all his children are full apu kek