Why doesn't he receive rape allegations?

Ex bf of antonela died in accident

He's too autistic to even kiss properly, why would anyone think he knows how to have sex?

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Messi is footballsexual. He would only have sex if someone could convince him it would improve his freekicks or something

He’s a man of specific taste

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That's why he married Antonella. When they were kids Antonella probably told him if you dribble around all those kids and kick the ball into that goal I will show you my pee hole. It perpetuated from that moment on.

He's Argentinian so women aren't interested.

all his children are full apu kek

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