Why doesn't he receive rape allegations?

>popular with women means forcing unconsensual sex
Interesting

Literally me except I'm not at the party

at least he didn't have test tube babies

This reportedly happened multiple times here in Argentina and on his very own flat nonetheless.

what an absolute crock of shit article

>mute
it's normal for nicknames to be like this, like Mudo Vazquez

>one day messi entered with a plastic spoon
so? he was probably like 5 years old at the time

>messi made zlatan leave
no, guardiola kicked zlatan out becaues zlatan is an asshole, zlatan also told guardiola he has no balls compared to mourinho, and then guardiola told him he has an attitude problem. Zlatan said if he was the problem then he had no problem leaving, which is what he did.

if you watch Messi interviews in Argentina he is completely normal. it's just in spain he looks like an autist because your culture doesn't suit him. He needs jokesters and extroverts to feel open, which is why his friends are all south americans.

can manlets even rape?

By not raping women

Shit brah, it actually makes sense. /Hmmm

You don't know about the SMS story?

He didnt leave or refuse to join halal

Explain further european Paraguay

>Whose character is strongly disturbing to Messi.
For some reason I just find it hilarious imaging Messi cradling on the corner ever time zlatan enters the room.

>>one day messi entered with a plastic spoon
>so? he was probably like 5 years old at the time
He was 20ish, that's about a Barcelona training

goal.com/es/news/27/laliga-santander/2012/05/25/3126212/sms-de-lionel-messi-a-guardiola-en-2009-ya-veo-que-no-onions
>Puedo ver que ya no onions importante para el equipo, así que...

>3/3 male offsprings
>Miss bumbum superfan
>Gets ex of her wife killed
He is way ahead

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Learn to use Google
elpais.com/diario/2011/05/13/deportes/1305237601_850215.html

>Gets ex of her wife killed
What

Too small to overpower anyone.

He's one of us.
I bet he would also like watching our 4cc meme divegrass.

rude tbqhwy

this is why messi is ultimately /ourguy/

Ronaldo is who we want to be
Messi is who we actually are

>if you watch Messi interviews in Argentina he is completely normal. it's just in spain he looks like an autist because your culture doesn't suit him. He needs jokesters and extroverts to feel open, which is why his friends are all south americans.
ah yes, the famed cold blooded, restrained and withdrawn Spanish nature

I bet he secretly manages one of the teams

I hate you guys so much. You make Americans look like polite and well educated individuals and not the loud obnoxious faggots that they are.

Let's be real, your an oversees bong.

only betas get accused of rape

that's definitly a red card messi should have lied down and pretended his neck was injured and robertwifesson would have been redcard with VAR

In the current climate, you'd have to be some kind of retard to have any contact with women as a famous athlete, when they know they can scream rape and instantly ruin your life and career

Because he's ugly and you are not allowed to rape by a woman if you are ugly.

Ex bf of antonela died in accident

He's too autistic to even kiss properly, why would anyone think he knows how to have sex?

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Messi is footballsexual. He would only have sex if someone could convince him it would improve his freekicks or something

He’s a man of specific taste

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That's why he married Antonella. When they were kids Antonella probably told him if you dribble around all those kids and kick the ball into that goal I will show you my pee hole. It perpetuated from that moment on.

He's Argentinian so women aren't interested.

all his children are full apu kek

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