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GWAN JUDD POT SOME FACKIN BALLS
Gayest game of snooker ever
Link has 190?
Coincidence I think not
>replying to bait.
> “IT’S ONLY WHEN I’M CHEATING DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THE ONLY TIME I FEEL TRULY ALIVE."
Asshurt ronniefags crawl out of the woodwork in every final he isn't in
Tradition
Truth is..
Don't know anything about snooker but if this guy was caught match fixing why isn't he banned?
Based
t. Rust Cohle
I wish...but every year the hope is fading
He wasn't caught match fixing, he was caught in a tabloid newspaper sting appearing to agree to fix a match which never happened, and was suspended and fined for not reporting the encounter.
Casuals just absolutely seethe about him.
THE ENGINE ROARS
because he didn't fix any matches. he was given a 6 month ban for failing to report an approach.
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK HIGGINS
FUCK GILBERT
FUCK GNELF
When you're the world champ they let you do it
you can do anything
grab em by the pink ball
Robin Hull pls.
>FUCK GNELF
no u
Higgins has been playing possum and letting the odds tank. Now it's time to cash in so prepare your angus drumpf
how can they let trump win the same day the royal mutt was born?
Good evening
Unleash the Higgy!
Hey
Where were you this afternoon?
Evening bosnibro, you missed a supremely uncomfortable thread for the afternoon session
Sleeping hehe, insomnia and stuff...
>t. immigrant
funny trivia: like baby Sussex, the current queen was also 7th in line for the throne.
CANT
STUMP
JUDD
TRUMP
Is judd trump related to Donald judd?
Yes, it's his nephew
An undercover journalist approached him and said, "Hi, I'm with the Russian mafia. We want you to fix a match." He said okay, and the journalist filmed it all on his hidden camera. But when the story broke, John Higgins explained that he only went along with it because he didn't want the Russian mafia to break his legs and throw him in a woodchipper or whatever, and that he was totally going to report it to the police. In the end, the match never happened, but also, he never reported it. So in the end, the story ended with a big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ from everyone.
300k at 66/1
crafty bastard will make a fortune
Judd Fart.
Someone post Trump's spikey shoes
I just want it to be over.
Imagine having one of those inserted up your brown pocket
Imagine Tabby wearing them as she busts your bollocks.
Gwan Pinchy
Trump is going to dominate snooker now. Once he gets this taste of success he won’t let go especially now boomers like O’Sullybitch are on their way out.
Based and leffepilled
HOW D'YA SWALLAH FREE 'ANDRED FAAHSAND JOHN?
Feel like this tbqh
So lads as you’re aware I’m the mascot trip of /147/, even tho Trump will win this final, Lisowski has the better roof potential
I won’t be here for the final as my pet rock is going to get very ketty with a girl so :^]
*walks towards preteen girl with a bag of ketamine*
just fuck off already you total cunt
binman kecks them
>friends cancelled
looks like I'm staying here for the final
too bad it won't last more than 4 frames
do people really watch eggheads?
>GIANT KILLER
You're not only just getting Friends are you?
i'm watching it rn
imaging not watching eggheads and watching friends. we're talking indicators here folks
>no more CJ
Thank Christ. Absolute insufferable cunt.
Went out for a ciggie at the end of last session. New neighbour was out there. Had a great conversation and a few drinks with him.
>snooker
>work
>holidays
>Thailand
>New Zealand
>hunting
>colonialism
>wars
>plans for the future
>bird keeping
>climbing
And dozens of offshoot conversations and anecdotes. Love living in the North. Nowhere else in world could you meet a stranger and have fun and interesting discussions over a few pints. Just come in in time to put tendies in the oven for the start of the final session.
Norf FC stronk
Why is BBC the GOAT broadcasters? Feel sorry for all other countries desu.
>this arty-farty shit
Fuck off.
reruns on national eurosport, just kys you cyclist/football faggots
must have been nerve wracking watching the afternoon session for the lad who is paid to make these shitty, cringey VTs for the BBC
for a moment there he thought there would be no final session and his horrible cringey VTs wouldn't go to air
The highlight of someone's dance career is doing the snooker into
as a southerner in the north for uni, can confirm. the fact that people will start talking to you apropos of nothing is initially terrifying, but it's the way to live
blog on you uninteresting cunt
Higgins will win every frame.
>commentary earpieces are £10 per session now
WTF?????
>Dennis singing Travis
someone post the big rigs meme
>let's get the boys on the baize
absolutely based
friends wanted to go out for drinks but one couldn't so we called it off
tbqh I wanted to call it off too but couldn't bring myself to tell them that I wanted to watch the snooker final
got lucky in the end
It's affluent cities where everyone has autism. I used to live in a rural village in Somerset and people were friendly. In central Manchester, the yuppies want nothing to do with you, but the ghetto where I work is unironically the friendliest place of all.
that judd trump promo music sounds like the theme from warioware inc
>spend £260 on the train down
>book a hotel for £70/night
>pay £300 for your ticket
>pay £10 for your earpiece
>sit down ready to enjoy the snooker
>hear Marcel ask the audience to switch off their mobiles
>tell him loudly to "Fuck off"
>get immediately ejected after seeing 1 (one) break off shot
QUIET PLEASE
>denise dancing
:3
kek
>the Virgin Marcel vs the Chad Big Dick Jan
>43-year-old John Higgins
I know he's 16-9 down, but where else can you say the country's oldest man is still good at snooker?
>Taylor
Comfy.
>McManus
Literally beneath Eurosport tier.
>safety leaves easy red on
>audience claps
>Literally beneath Eurosport tier.
His age alone is worth a standing ovation
COME ON T' NORF
This. I'm originally from Australia but have lived all over England in recent years. Nowhere else have people been so welcoming and friendly. Even in Aussie you can have a good yarn but its really rare to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger and end up being friendly neighbours.
Ok I suppose I could blog on. Basically I moved to the UK as an OE because its my heritage and birthrite. Originally I went to London but found it grim. After a few years I spent a weekend with an Aussie mate in Manchester and I decided to move up north. Manchester is good but was too expensive so last year I moved to a town about an hour away. Settled in really well and found a new job nearby and people have accepted me as one of their own. I love it so much i'm planning to stay permanently.
Some people in Manchester were nice. When I lived in Stockport it was alright but it's true that in the smaller towns people are more pleasant.
>he's now the complete player
He's played like shite all tournament, Dennis, you fucking Irish prick.
this will be over before the city game
>frame winning shot
>misses
Angles is based, fuck off.
What is funny is this probably won't make the midsession interval so Virgo/Davis won't get on
Already had to turn off the shitty Jrumpf cocksucking commentary.
How does it feel to be wrong about everything?
Which town?
It's not feasible to deliberately play a break off shot with the intention of tucking up behind a baulk colour. The best anyone can hope for is to get the ball near the baulk cushion.
Just so happens that long pots are Judd's specialty but it's still the most you can try to do if you're up against him.
spoiler: higgins wins.
based trump already winning
is this real?
What's the prize money for winning this tournament?
it wasnt the break tho
>tfw the finals wrapped up before 9pm
Sad day lads, no comfy midnight snook
Former Trump supporter here
It's been fun watching Judd crash and burn, but seriously, we can't let him win the crucib owl
£500,000
500.000
Friendly reminder that Un-Nooh was a miss-cue away from knocking Just out in the first round.
OCH NOO IT WER HIS TURN
One of the most naturally gifted in the game you know? Despite being nearly 30 and onlty JUST winning a worlds thanks to every single decent player going out to absolute jobbers.
It'll be over by half 7
A pack of Polo mints and two vouchers to Thorpe Park.
Plus £500k
Oh what could have been
WOAT feel
I know that you guys like to shit on Trump but he's been amazing in this final
Hasn't missed a single easy shot
>9 frames on the bounce to come back and win it
it's been done before
I heard he played some of the best snooker ever seen the last time he was in the world's finals. Do you know how long ago that was? Must have been last year, surely? He won it too I gather?
Absolute state of the prize money for the biggest event of a sport
By peak Hendry, who current John isn't
I'm pissed off John didn't try yesterday evening. I've been resigned to Judd winning all day. Very uncomfy.
Trump has played as good in this final as anyone has ever played the game.
cant believe the amount of salt in this thread of supposed snooker fans
>Judd's parents, Steve and Georgina
Imagine being called Steve Trump. Imagine being called Georgina Trump.
JUDD TRUMP SPECIAL :^)
>virgo and hendry booked for commentry after the mid session interval
Kek
oh shit, it's really happening
VHS video recorder, Black and Decker power drill, a set of crockery, and all-expenses-paid holiday for two in Tenerife
Fuckin' 'ell lads
GWAN HIGGINS.
A town called Clitheroe in Lancashire. Its near Burnley and not far from Preston and Blackburn which is a shithole. James Cahills mum owns the snooker club in Preston.
Best time to put a couple of quid on Higgins now lads, go go go
The famously knowledgable /147/ crowd
It's cause he's a prick and he's overrated, not that he's bad.
The NORF dream prize
Are partial refunds a thing for snooker tickets or are they gonna have paid for 2 frames lel
Shocking odds
Should be 100+
Higgins is fucked. Judd is the champ
Watched Hendry on instagram live before the tournament and he said he doesnt care who he commentates with just as long as it finished early
listen to any snooker commentary and everyone is either the greatest player to hold a cue or that match was the best match anyone has ever seen
they're great but fuck off with the cock sucking
lmao riggins got schooled hard
"""""Granite""""" status: DEMOLISHED
>he will never give up
top lel
I was asking as I'm Lancs. I know where Clit Hero is, though all I know about it is there's an excellent wine shop there.
>arguably the most violent and shocking session
these guys know theyre talking about snooker, right? I love the game, but that is what it is, a game, and these fucking hype merchants almost ruin it by ruining my comfy.
hes not a prick, hes a good boy and /ourguy/
Good value to see the new GOAT demolish this old shitter Riggins.
THE SLIP IS ON
Number of WCs won by John Higgins: 4
Number of WCs won by Judd Trump: 0 (zero)
I'd like to think that Denise is gonna punish Riggins for losing his third final in a row by having some black men over to pot her holes while he sleeps in a premier inn tonight. Denise is black cock tease!
>one of the greatest tacticians the game's ever seen
>the greatest player to hold a cue
>the most violent and shocking session
>the most naturally talented player
we get it
number of frames won by trump: 17
number of frames won by higgins: 9
She's a lovely girl
robin hull having an afk session on finnish eurosport
andddd that's all she wrote
nice shitposting with ya lads
trips confirm it
GWAN JOHN
kek higgins just wants to go home
ITS
ALL
OVER
Can tell trumps shitting himself to win the final frame
Guys, listen. You're witnessing one of the most naturally gifted and talented player in the history of snooker!
Sure, Hendry won the Masters, UK Championship and the Worlds in the same season after only picking up a bent cue 8 years earlier. Sure, you had the class of 92 winning shit left, right and centre throghout their youth and right up today.
But he's the one of the most naturally gifted, ok? He's the complete player, this young and talented 30 year old
I took a 1-hour nap at 6:00 this evening lads, woke up to my alarm feeling like I'd had a stroke
Couldn't figure out it was my phone making the alarm, tried turning the noise off by smacking a remote control instead
How is there still hope for him
>"so you just narrowly miss a ball to go to a pocket and that's it"
Probably got £300,000 on Leicester to beat City.
Holy shit, sign me up.
kek
I went to a wedding there a few years ago. It's much nicer than I was expecting; I assumed it would look like Mary Poppins with skinheads.
what the hell is that?
fascinating story there, you got time to tell it again?
CRACKED
Kek
>its ogre
For fucks sake Judd get it over with
Discomfort levels over 300000
>half hour evening session
reminder that this... creature... will be world snooker champion.
Oh well, I'm off to work. See ya maybe later for some post-WC posting.
Congratulations to Glumbf
god end this nightmare
>*COUGH*
>*COUGH COUGH*
>by losing, john actually wins
What an anti climax this is going to be
been fun. see you all next year
embarrassment desu. where have the days of the 10pm finals on tenterhooks gone? the fuck am i going to with my evening now?
>30 min evening sesh
>still getting paid
Yes there is. Also a good traditional British sweets shop and a few good pubs and chip shops. There is another excellent wine shop in Whalley where my gf lives. Contrary to popular opinion online, Lancashire is a great place to live. Funnily enough we had a drink in the village Read yesterday and Yea Forums was range banned because of an anime poster.
No its not as rough as Burnley and Accrington. Clitheroe is considered the posh town in East Lancs but its way cheaper and friendlier than anywhere else i've lived. The house im in now is worth about 80K here but would be a million dollar house in Brisbane or million pounds in London.
I think you'll find the next time I'll see you will in fact be the 2020 Masters.
happy for a fellow leftie to win the worlds, come on trump!
Can you turn your phone off please
Feels bad man
I get so triggered in any sport when they compare it to a boxing match. It's not "two prizefighters trading knockout blows"; it's fucking snooker/darts/women's archery/chess/speedwalking.
L O O K S L I K E A B O Y B A N D
Peak commentary has been achieved
Are you bent or something? They’re loubs.. incredibly popular
>those 4 deano mates of Judd
GRIM
Jimmy white on suicide watch
You got yer evening session boys
No refunds
the thought of denise having to pay the bills by appearing for blacked.com cuz riggin's can't perform makes me cue so stiff.
>they're all looking very smart
lel
Masturbate to anime girls
Lancashire countryside is great. The towns/cities nearer to Greater Manchester are Muslim shitholes though.
turning off lads. was a nice ride. shame about the result, despite my not really having a dog in the race until hearing the commentary. see ya around. think I'll go get a half battered pizza
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK BALDING "PEOPLE"
Judd has got this it will be over before 8pm.
City vs lester kicks off at 8
It could have been so different :(
haha state of you m80 it's got at least 5 minutes left
It's already over
>Judd Drumpf and his Backstreet Boy mates will be dancing around Sheffield with the trophy tonight dressed like gimps
Fuck off
meh what a boring final day
Fuck sake lads, this the most uncomfiest final session ever
Which parts do you mean? I'm in a shitty town near Greater Manchester and the outskirts are comfy but the inner is paki and pole infested.
gg no re
>reeeeeeee
GWAN JUDDY
>half battered pizza
do those exist?
Yeah Rochdale, Oldham, Ashton, and Bury are all shitholes. Bolton doesnt seem as bad but not great.
cov top brian in the front row there. first time i've seen him all tourney.... and now it's all over.
I can apparently have full phone conversations in my sleep. Aaand that's the end of the world championships. For fuck's sake.
Well that was brief
Don't cry baldy
can't think of a worse world championships on the whole than this year desu
Bolton, Preston, Blackburn, Wigan, etc. The entirety of ISIS get on when passing those stations
Everyone readyg the 20s where Trump and Koiren will be trading blows for titles with the odd appearance from Robertson and Ding?
It's official. I'm now on the Ding train
Has Hendry finally been dethroned?
The Judd era has begun
BASED TRUMP DOING IT AGAIN
Lacklustre ending.
fucking worst session ever. 2 fucking frames so pointless
So that was it...
You guys were totally correct, this has been a disappointing WC
Trump has been outstanding here.
;_; Uncomfy as fuck
Poor John, Poor /147/
GWAN JODD
fuck sake bought a big bag of walkers spicy mix ups and some ciders and now what am I to do
19:33
nooo i dont want to go back to my life
Imagine winning the world championship and the first thing you receive is a Chinese man stroking you on the face
RIP /147/ you were fun this year
uncomfy and unbased
i hope this is rigged
Fuck John
Cringe
GWWWWWWAAAAAAAAN JUDD
FUCK RIGGINS AND FUCK CELTIC
>2 frame session
fucking lol what a waste of time & money
Odds on one of the headlines being "Make Snooker Great Again"?
I honestly wouldn't mind so much if they didn't shill him so much.
>best quality ever in a Crucible final
Fuck off Hazel. Get Seema in.
2019
SNOOKER
WORLD
CHAMPION
>didn't have to pay for a ticket here
Higgins knows how it is.
This hurts to watch desu
Shit final. Fuck Trump
/147/ FUCKING SEETHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA
what language is he speaking christ
fucking scots
Wigan seems alright. Chav but still white. Its like Skem but not quite as poor. Blackburn and Preston are awful cities. Lancashire is all about small towns and villages.
What a bunch of tools
Oh please, did you for a split-second think I was serious?
gonna be a 5-ball(sdeep) cannon with this lot's willies up each other's arse later tonight in celebration
>people moaning about this year's tournament
It's been fucking great you whiny cunts.
Judd should get his ears pinned back
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK RIGGINS
FUCK HAZEL
FUCK SEEMA
FUCK SNOOKER
FUCK /147/
I'M OUT
Denise is just so cute
lmao this.
Makes it all so much better.
GWAN JUDD
Fuck off you greasy Mediterranean cunt your understanding isn't wanted or needed
bloody chad scotchman stealing the show even though nobody can understand him
BASED
Great and now there's a wasp in my room.
Sounds like he doesn't even give a shit
GWAN JRUMPF
RIGGINS BTFO
/147/ PLEBS SEETHING
RPMMIE CASUALS SEETHING
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
Is it just me or does this, and the last few finals feel very shit at the end. Supposed to be an epic feel. I feel nothing.
>FUCK HAZEL
Now you've taken it too fucking far.
I was expecting a shoop to emphasize his weird noggin
Fucking Greeks.
The Greeks invented gayness.
idiot
No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
No matter what they call us
However they attack
No matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
I can't deny what I believe
I can't be what I'm not
I know I'll love forever
I know no matter what
If only tears were laughter
If only night was day
If only prayers were answered
Then we would hear God say
No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
And I will keep you safe and strong
And shelter from the storm
No matter where it's barren
A dream is being born
No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
I'll be everyone you need
No matter if the sun don't shine
Or if the skies are blue
No matter what the end is
My life began with you
I can't deny what I believe
I can't be what I'm not
I know, I know
I know this love's forever
That's all that matters now
No matter what
damn what an autist
name your highlights then lad
only thing that was enjoyable was the glbert higgins saga and mostly bc the level of play was so poor
>snooker player being autistic
I have to mute live interviews. It sets off my anxiety.
Hope to see you all back here for the Riga Masters
>TFW you win the WC but still get mogged by your Chad brother
You can see the pain on his face
All these Trump siblings with disgustingly moley faces.
>not owning a can of wasp spray
So, when does he get the hair transplant?
FUCK TRUMP
#RESIST
#IMPEACH
PLEASE thank the President
Imagine the banter
2017 final was based tbqh, Selby's comeback was fantastic
i'll have a lager please
Sounds Autistic. Must be on the spectrum
such an uncomfortable ending to such a shitty tournament...
pls broadcast a movie BBC. maybe Kajaki that we missed last year
John's reaction to that autistic """"speech""""
Everyone can understand him perfectly except you desu
>trump just spewing out buzzwords without any substance
she's so photogenic! Her pussy is reserved for black cock tonight!
> I hurt myself today
Good Manchester:
>Altrincham
>Sale
>Didsbury
>Chorlton
>City centre
Average:
>Burnage
>Wythenshawe
>Bury
>Trafford
>Fallowfield
Awful:
>Rochdale
>Oldham
Riga Masters. More like Riggins Masters, heheh
lol nice flag scotland
your county invented mouth breathing talking
Judds not even a cunt, he's just boring
At least John gets to go home to Denise.
BASED
200k isn’t a bad compensation lol
SIR JUDDLEY "GRANITE" TRUMP - TRIPLE CROWN WINNER
/147/ ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SALUTE YOUR FUCKING CHAMPION
He's probably quite chill but he looks like a bellend and that's enough.
well, at least we got some memes out of this tournament
Well that was fun two weeks lads.
Hope to see you all again in the Snooker Shoot-Out thread
should have made it 300k
Wait, they won the same amount?
More like Judd Chump amirite
romesh ranganathan in the crowd
the first deano world snooker champion
>that half-hearted cheering for Uncle Bazza
kek
And these lemons and you choose to be zesty
Yeah but so does Rory Mcleod.
losing 3 finals in a row gotta hurt
He's devoid of charisma.
#NotMyChampion
When's Ronnie playing lads?
>trumps dad has a lushious head of hair
Wat
as if she's giving up her thicc pussy to that loser tonight. Shes reserved for black cock tonight!
I guess we don't want to see his mum.
Baldness always skips a generation.
>TFW your dad mogs you too
>new era
>new generation
fuck off he's 30
after this match is the real finals, Ronnie vs Robertson like the fans want
To be honest I at least thought he would've gona completely spastic and jumped into his mates, screamed, banged the table, thrown the trophy up and forget to catch it or something. Completely autistic non celebration
His brother looks like a sleazy used car salesman.
what utter bullcrap
Robertson would’ve done that
It comes from your mum's side
Flat crowd lel, he should jump on the table
Chinese guy eager to take their food order.
No it doesn't
Judd is a worthy champion. He deserves this.
What's Chris Evans (the radio one) doing there?
Black guy in the back looks like he's about to leg it with the trophy
noice
was this a one off or did we just enter the Trump era?
Go chalk it
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so nawty. I want a future to believe in. I want Higgins to be champion and fix this broken sport. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was playing well in Sheffield???? This is so fucked.
I want robbo to run out and spear him with a cue
That wog in the yellow hat is the Lord Mayor of Sheffield, lmao
He doesn't know what to do kek
He's already mugged the Mayor
Lol Ronnie
M-my legs are heavy, my a-arms are heavy
me in the back right
That's the mayor of sheffield
Don't think Ronnie will ever win another WC desu. He can't handle these long matches, the mental midget.
I love y all, Higgins's 'let's hear it 4 the boys' seemed a fitting punishment, I forgive but won't forget. :p
>Martin Gould
forty keks
The absolute STATE of Sheffield
I've always got the impression Judd was just a boring, vapid deano not an autist.
You can just tell, looking at all his m8s and their taste in fashion, cars and haircuts.
He might sound like an autist on the mic but that's probably cause he only ever talks about deano things like what's on the telly and doesn't have any deep ideas or emotions.
kek
what now?
He looks so smug, he must be a blades fan.
LIFT THE SCREEN
>tfw breaking wind on live telly
have sex
Quick trip to the pub
judd is a fucking deano
Footballs on lads
Only Blorkins can save us now.
God damn. I thought you guys were joking but I just Googled it.
No wonder city folk are stabbing each other left right and centre.
Don't know if it was you or the other guy, but do you happen to have an image of Donald Duck sitting in a chair while the sun rises over the planet? I set it as my background but would like to have a backup
Well that's it lads, see you for Riga Masters
I'll admit this was my first ever snooker competition and it has me hooked. I'm going to miss you lads until the Riga Masters. If this level of snooker is bad, as many in /147/ claim, then I wait in anticipation of seeing better.
Just print screen your desktop
He's think as shit too.
Aye Sheffield, that notorious crime den. Have sex.
They all look like a deodorant advert.
Literally every male in my family is bald. Both my grandfathers, my dad, my brother, my cousin and worst of all... me.
I've got a ton of icons everywhere, it would be a pain to hide them all
be well, bosnibro
Ah well, thanks for the laughs guys.
And fair play to Trump, it was only a matter of time til he'd win it. Unfortunately the quality of the tournament was horrendous but at least he kept improving throughout it and he played really well in his semi and the final.
See you guys around.
Take care pal. Watch out for them migrants, some might be dangerous.
They're all in fucking Sheffield by the looks of things
>extended highlights to take us to 8pm
Lel
Kino.
Absolutely based, thank you Finnbro
Missed the whole final. Heard it was alright. See you space cowboys
First fast nearly over. Time to munch in less than an hour.
Normally I only visit /147/ during the World championship and occasionally the masters but now I think I might go full autist and watch every tournament this season.
I want this to be my go-to general, after /heem/.
Goodnight lads. Sleep well. See you all for the Riga Masters
Yesterday was better than today. See you later mate
It's objectively the comfiest general
Gilbo won me over this year
>dave brubeck
In unfinished business, the BBC has nominated Gary Wilson's kino snooker as shot of the tournament.
Alri frens, it was good time with /147/
Fucking love you lads.
It's annoying cause /heem/ is one of the least comfiest generals but MMA is my favourite sport so I have to put up with it.
Yeah me too
sessions 1 and 3 were fine, 2nd was too one-sided
anyway, see ya next year
So what will BBC2 show now for the next three hours?
same, he deserves a ranking title
>There's a rigging supervisor in the credits
BÖHÖHÖHÖHÖÖ XD
Anyone have the calendar for the 2019/2020 season?
Thanks, Seema.
eggheads
fighting is not a sport you fucking mongheaded oaf
Take care lads and mates, I always say I'm leaving but I'm sure I'll wash up in /147/ again
Genuinely had a top time chatting to you cunts this tournament, sad it's over.
Gilbo won me over this year
That you Martin?
I wonder if it pays well?
"With the snooker over earlier than expected, here's a fascinating program about teabags"
£300,000 probably
And that's that
Been a pleasure, lads.
See you for the UK's like the true CASUAL that I am. GWAN RONNIE
BBC coverage has finished - I guess that's goodnight...
The best general this board has ever seen. Next tournament you better all show up.
OOOOONE HUUUUNDRED AAAAND EEEEEEEIGHTY
What's the next televised snooker tournament lad, and when is it?
See all you guys at the UK championships, it's been a pleasure gents
World Snooker Championship Final 2020
Milkins v Gould
Screencap this
Inside The Factory is based.
Cherry Healey once got gang banged at a New Balance shoe factory in Cumbria.
Riga Masters in July
I have watched one final and that bald dutchman scares me desu
See you for the Riga Masters, lads.
Thanks for the fun and the memes.
Good night.
Thank fuck that shower of fucking shit is over with. Dire times for snooker ahead
/180/ is okay, but it's not as comfy as /147/
I'm scared to look. Did that scumbag win it? Or did Pump finally win something to back up all the big talk?
I nearly cried at the end of last year's thread. At least now, I'm going to have a few hours more of bank holiday (of daylight, even) before I have to go back to my job that bullies me and my friends who ignore me and my women who hint that they might one day want to speak to me at length, but never do. At least this year, it's not a sheer drop back into that life. Thanks for taking me away from that, for a couple of days, and for a couple of hours a day before that. Nobody else can really appreciate what you do for me, and what we all do for each other. Thanks again.
Now she's getting blacked in a tea field in Kenya.
Can we pretend the snooker didn't already finish and just enjoy the tea factory program together
Is that only on Eurosport, or will we have it over here on BBC/ITV4 as well?
I don't want tea from fackin bongbong land
>fuck Drumpf!! Worst WC ever!!! REEE!!!
Keep the faith, lad. We're all gonna make it.
It wasn't a classic tournament this year but this thread genuinely brings a smile to the face for 17 days. All the best
I'd like to join the boys on THAT baize!
>this 1960s BRITISH tech
I fucking hate Kenyans. My granddad killed a bunch of MauMau niggers and I wish I could go do the same.
It won't be on BBC for sure, I don't know about ITV4
heem yourself, my man
>I nearly cried at the end of last year's thread
I genuinely miss you guys after the tourney is over, and hope to see you all well and good next year. And yes, last years tournament really had that magic moment: I'm sure you all felt that it was special hanging out with you all.
Anyone getting drunk tonight just out of sheer boredom/post snooker depression?
already drunk but will be getting drunkerer
yes and might practice on the baize
Does any sport take over your life more than the snooks ?
a comfy fortnight of coming home, and chilling wihth it all eve
If by tonight you mean every night for the last 3 years, then yes
> Here's to you
His chest hair very nearly spells GAARGALS...
Nowhere near. The only thing that even comes close is the Football world cup. I'm going to miss /147/ until next time.
desu bazza is missing a trick ending the season with the WC
Peak hype for snooker following the WC and
> John Virgot voice
'There's nothing on'
worldsnooker.com
>World Snooker Chairman Barry Hearn staged another press conference at the Betfred World Championship today. He announced the following.
>Toilet breaks are sometimes used as a form of gamesmanship and this clearly cannot be allowed. We will be in consultation with the players themselves, and the Players’ Commission in particular, to bring in some rules that are workable on toilet breaks.
toilets under the bleachers confirmed
Can't wait for Ronnie to piss himself in protest.
No one actually gives a shit about toilet breaks right?
It's absolutely haram to have any kind of rules about them. If you need a 20-minute shit after potting 14 reds and 15 blacks, you should be allowed a 20-minute shit after potting 14 reds and 15 blacks.
>14 reds and 15 blacks
Freeball obviously
Lord Mayor is an entirely ceremonial position you mong. His duties will be walking in front of a parade and ringing a bell.
A-anyone still here? I'm not ready to let go...
If /147/ was as permanent as /180/, it would probably be similar. You can tell people try to behave and not shit up the thread too hard.
The snooker world cup will be in June, probably on Eurosport, but it'll be Chinese timezone
you do realize what people do on the toilet? they take cheeky lines to increase their performance
Me la.
Watching the footy and browsing the thread on Yea Forums... not even 1% as comfy or enjoyable as /147/
stay positive mate
you have to let me go
the crash wasn't your fault
still at 455 posts, and then it needs to reach page 10. I'll still be here.
I remember last year's withdrawal was bad. I remember in June I was thinking 'I hope all /147/ bro's are doing well'.
> WHERES THE SPEED BALL GOING
Still here ausbro, drinking beer and doing fuck all else
Its time to go my friends.
The snookers over .
A-at least Giro will bring out 3 weeks of comfy /cyc/ soon.
I guess the real 147 was the breaks we made along the way
Tournaments on terrestrial TV are:
UK Championship
Masters
World Championship
Tour Championship/Players Championship/Grand Prix series
English Open/Welsh Open/sometimes Scottish & NI Open
Shootout
I think thats it. Other tournaments are on Eurosport and also the secret Chinese streams of all tables.
For me, it's Yorkshire Tea.
>Still on page 1
I'll go when the thread goes.
Which obscure sport do you think would be improved by being taken over by Barry Hearn?
>information on how to properly make tea
youtube.com
I'm watching Edge vs Undertaker to put offf doing some liftin' and sorting out money stuff
I'm not going anywhere for a while, /147/ has been the comfiest place to be for ages
Might go to the Northern Ireland open this year, held just round the corner from where I work. Any other lads fancy going?
Im still watching the Tea factory show that came on BBC2 when the snooker ended. Turns out there is plastic in teabags. My gran always claimed teabags cause cancer and I never believed her. Going to start buying loose leaves.
Bowls with geriatric cheerleaders sounds fun
Guyball
There's plastic in literally everything we consume, because this shit is everywhere on the planet. Pesticides are also a big one for tea.
lads, this year I wasn't able to watch the world cup (law school final exams) and so I did not even came here. I hope you had a good time and saw some great snooker.
curling
If you actually care, Clippers teabags are plastic free
Bowls is based. They have it on the BBC sometimes, and it's so comfy they could use it as anaesthetic for surgery. The tournament on the BBC is also sponsored, unironically, by a company called JUST, which has so much meme potential but we never give it a thread.
Jesus christ it's Hungary
You were missed.
h-hungarybro? is that you?
Is there a more kino shot than the Paul Hunter trophy superimposed over the racked balls?
Does that mean you're a lawyer now? Pretty much every thread had a couple of posts asking where you were.
Science scares me.
Never heard of them. Usually drink Tetley. I suppose I smoke so it doesn't really matter anyway.
you made it to this years collage as a missing person good to hear you are doing well
Getting proper engaged with the teabag factory program now
This is unironically more enjoyable than the snooker final
>Putting boxes on pallets
Booooooooooo. That was my first ever job, that. Fucking automation. It was comfy shit.
Hope you did well on your finals. The level of play was sometimes lacking but the finals was amazing and we did get fine memes from the tournament.
Did you race forklifts?
>using pedals
....damn
Indeed
I-is it really you?
Watch the shoe factory one if it's on iPlayer.
>no qt korean girls
we might be dealing with an imposter here
toilet breaks are a human right.
Tfw initially thought the Korean girls was Ausbro when I started posting here because colourblind
he was saying this shit years ago lad
No ;_;
You need a special licence to drive a forklift, and they have to pay you more if you have one so they're very strict about letting plebs drive them.
It looks like it's unavailable on iPlayer now
They've got the whole lot on Putlocker tho
Ive driven forklifts, its a lot of fun.
Willie Thorne's on ITV if anyone wants a really tangential comedown from the snooker experience.
There's no way anyone can talk about forklifts without me linking Staplerfahrer Klaus.
>To be fair, I have lots of qts too
Start posting, I'm here all night
>500 posts
Loved posting with you lads.
Thread won't die for a while (unless City draw/lose)
Imagine going back to smoke-filled arenas with players drinking
I wish I could but I'm at work, not at home so no folders. Sorry.
riggins let me down
Such a QT
at least he got his €300,000
lots of city threads being made already...
lets just enjoy our final moments being together while we can lads
Yeah, it was probably an impostor. Hungary would've at least replied.
Wow! I've seen links to that before, but I'd never watched it all the way through because the first minute or so isn't that exciting. But it gets better!
S..s..snooker loopy...
thank you
wishing you all GFs, jobs, exam success and and inner peace in the time until the next tournamen
It's been an honor posting with you
Imagine a comfy final that would still go on now
Seen that multiple times at FLT courses. Always a good laugh
NUTS ARE WE
kek, saved
lmao good pic, saved it
wat was it
Added Finbro
See ya, geeks.
Until the Riga Masters, bruv
See you later pal
whens that
July 26-28
Great match lads, and a worthy winner.
No one can deny Trump is one of the best players in the world atm after this
You now remember how much Ronnie hype there was before the WC
top lel
For all it was an average tournament it was a terrific final. I would have loved to have been up to 3am shitposting with you guys but that was brilliant from Trump and I am glad I saw it.
If anyone wants to see more Inside The Factory there's a good one on fish fingers here
putlockers.plus
Now /147/'s all done
And we've had our fun
And it's time we should be leaving,
But there'll be a new thread
And the sport's not dead
No, snooker is just sleeping
We all love Ding
But he did not win
And the final had two bastards
But don't lose hope, fren
We'll be back again,
SEE YOU ALL AT THE RIGA MASTERS ;_;
Not to get too sentimental but i'm really going to miss posting with you gents.
why is everyone so gay
Why would we be born with the capacity to feel such sadness, if not for moments like this? To deny it is to suppress nature.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
WILL YOU PLEASE STAND FOR CLOSING CEREMONY NATIONAL ANTHEM
Until next time gents!
from the fin crying all tourney about a girl approaching him at the gym
o7
topkek
new thread
Night gents. I'm gonna watch GOT and sleep.
Literally why mate what the fuck, you're going to make us look like gurning retards posting that nonsense
i'm actually another fin but i admit to crying like a bitch sometimes
alright, now you ruined my sentimental comfy and i'm gonna run 7km...
fuck you all and i'll see you next year
bravo sir, bravo
GARGOOLS
Ohhhhhhhh
NOW I get it
sounds like my old job before I quit and went back to uni. take your life back before the next wsc m80
He's been there everyday
post ebdon
Rare Ebdon incoming
Male pattern baldness is a rotten thing
Shouldn't you be out celebrating your World Championship win?