/147/ - world snooker championship final

Based

t. Rust Cohle

I wish...but every year the hope is fading

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He wasn't caught match fixing, he was caught in a tabloid newspaper sting appearing to agree to fix a match which never happened, and was suspended and fined for not reporting the encounter.

Casuals just absolutely seethe about him.

THE ENGINE ROARS

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because he didn't fix any matches. he was given a 6 month ban for failing to report an approach.

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK HIGGINS
FUCK GILBERT
FUCK GNELF

When you're the world champ they let you do it
you can do anything

grab em by the pink ball

Robin Hull pls.

>FUCK GNELF
no u

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Higgins has been playing possum and letting the odds tank. Now it's time to cash in so prepare your angus drumpf

how can they let trump win the same day the royal mutt was born?

Good evening

Unleash the Higgy!

Hey

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Where were you this afternoon?

Evening bosnibro, you missed a supremely uncomfortable thread for the afternoon session

Sleeping hehe, insomnia and stuff...

>t. immigrant

funny trivia: like baby Sussex, the current queen was also 7th in line for the throne.

CANT
STUMP
JUDD
TRUMP

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Is judd trump related to Donald judd?

Yes, it's his nephew

An undercover journalist approached him and said, "Hi, I'm with the Russian mafia. We want you to fix a match." He said okay, and the journalist filmed it all on his hidden camera. But when the story broke, John Higgins explained that he only went along with it because he didn't want the Russian mafia to break his legs and throw him in a woodchipper or whatever, and that he was totally going to report it to the police. In the end, the match never happened, but also, he never reported it. So in the end, the story ended with a big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ from everyone.

twitter.com/i/web/status/1125394025387888640

300k at 66/1
crafty bastard will make a fortune

Judd Fart.

Someone post Trump's spikey shoes

I just want it to be over.

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Imagine having one of those inserted up your brown pocket

Imagine Tabby wearing them as she busts your bollocks.

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Gwan Pinchy

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Trump is going to dominate snooker now. Once he gets this taste of success he won’t let go especially now boomers like O’Sullybitch are on their way out.

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Based and leffepilled

HOW D'YA SWALLAH FREE 'ANDRED FAAHSAND JOHN?

Feel like this tbqh

So lads as you’re aware I’m the mascot trip of /147/, even tho Trump will win this final, Lisowski has the better roof potential

I won’t be here for the final as my pet rock is going to get very ketty with a girl so :^]

*walks towards preteen girl with a bag of ketamine*

just fuck off already you total cunt

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binman kecks them

>friends cancelled
looks like I'm staying here for the final
too bad it won't last more than 4 frames

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do people really watch eggheads?

>GIANT KILLER

You're not only just getting Friends are you?

i'm watching it rn

imaging not watching eggheads and watching friends. we're talking indicators here folks

>no more CJ

Thank Christ. Absolute insufferable cunt.

Went out for a ciggie at the end of last session. New neighbour was out there. Had a great conversation and a few drinks with him.
>snooker
>work
>holidays
>Thailand
>New Zealand
>hunting
>colonialism
>wars
>plans for the future
>bird keeping
>climbing
And dozens of offshoot conversations and anecdotes. Love living in the North. Nowhere else in world could you meet a stranger and have fun and interesting discussions over a few pints. Just come in in time to put tendies in the oven for the start of the final session.

Norf FC stronk

Why is BBC the GOAT broadcasters? Feel sorry for all other countries desu.

>this arty-farty shit

Fuck off.

reruns on national eurosport, just kys you cyclist/football faggots

must have been nerve wracking watching the afternoon session for the lad who is paid to make these shitty, cringey VTs for the BBC

for a moment there he thought there would be no final session and his horrible cringey VTs wouldn't go to air

The highlight of someone's dance career is doing the snooker into

as a southerner in the north for uni, can confirm. the fact that people will start talking to you apropos of nothing is initially terrifying, but it's the way to live

blog on you uninteresting cunt

Higgins will win every frame.

>commentary earpieces are £10 per session now

WTF?????

>Dennis singing Travis

someone post the big rigs meme

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>let's get the boys on the baize

absolutely based

friends wanted to go out for drinks but one couldn't so we called it off
tbqh I wanted to call it off too but couldn't bring myself to tell them that I wanted to watch the snooker final
got lucky in the end

It's affluent cities where everyone has autism. I used to live in a rural village in Somerset and people were friendly. In central Manchester, the yuppies want nothing to do with you, but the ghetto where I work is unironically the friendliest place of all.

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that judd trump promo music sounds like the theme from warioware inc

>spend £260 on the train down
>book a hotel for £70/night
>pay £300 for your ticket
>pay £10 for your earpiece
>sit down ready to enjoy the snooker
>hear Marcel ask the audience to switch off their mobiles
>tell him loudly to "Fuck off"
>get immediately ejected after seeing 1 (one) break off shot

QUIET PLEASE

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>denise dancing
:3

kek

>the Virgin Marcel vs the Chad Big Dick Jan

>43-year-old John Higgins
I know he's 16-9 down, but where else can you say the country's oldest man is still good at snooker?

>Taylor
Comfy.
>McManus
Literally beneath Eurosport tier.

>safety leaves easy red on
>audience claps

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>Literally beneath Eurosport tier.

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His age alone is worth a standing ovation

COME ON T' NORF

This. I'm originally from Australia but have lived all over England in recent years. Nowhere else have people been so welcoming and friendly. Even in Aussie you can have a good yarn but its really rare to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger and end up being friendly neighbours.

Ok I suppose I could blog on. Basically I moved to the UK as an OE because its my heritage and birthrite. Originally I went to London but found it grim. After a few years I spent a weekend with an Aussie mate in Manchester and I decided to move up north. Manchester is good but was too expensive so last year I moved to a town about an hour away. Settled in really well and found a new job nearby and people have accepted me as one of their own. I love it so much i'm planning to stay permanently.

Some people in Manchester were nice. When I lived in Stockport it was alright but it's true that in the smaller towns people are more pleasant.

>he's now the complete player
He's played like shite all tournament, Dennis, you fucking Irish prick.

this will be over before the city game

>frame winning shot
>misses

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Angles is based, fuck off.

What is funny is this probably won't make the midsession interval so Virgo/Davis won't get on

Already had to turn off the shitty Jrumpf cocksucking commentary.

How does it feel to be wrong about everything?

Which town?

It's not feasible to deliberately play a break off shot with the intention of tucking up behind a baulk colour. The best anyone can hope for is to get the ball near the baulk cushion.

Just so happens that long pots are Judd's specialty but it's still the most you can try to do if you're up against him.

spoiler: higgins wins.

based trump already winning

is this real?

What's the prize money for winning this tournament?

it wasnt the break tho

>tfw the finals wrapped up before 9pm

Sad day lads, no comfy midnight snook

Former Trump supporter here
It's been fun watching Judd crash and burn, but seriously, we can't let him win the crucib owl

£500,000

500.000

Friendly reminder that Un-Nooh was a miss-cue away from knocking Just out in the first round.

OCH NOO IT WER HIS TURN

One of the most naturally gifted in the game you know? Despite being nearly 30 and onlty JUST winning a worlds thanks to every single decent player going out to absolute jobbers.

It'll be over by half 7

A pack of Polo mints and two vouchers to Thorpe Park.

Plus £500k

Oh what could have been

WOAT feel

I know that you guys like to shit on Trump but he's been amazing in this final
Hasn't missed a single easy shot

>9 frames on the bounce to come back and win it

it's been done before

I heard he played some of the best snooker ever seen the last time he was in the world's finals. Do you know how long ago that was? Must have been last year, surely? He won it too I gather?

Absolute state of the prize money for the biggest event of a sport

By peak Hendry, who current John isn't

I'm pissed off John didn't try yesterday evening. I've been resigned to Judd winning all day. Very uncomfy.

Trump has played as good in this final as anyone has ever played the game.
cant believe the amount of salt in this thread of supposed snooker fans

>Judd's parents, Steve and Georgina
Imagine being called Steve Trump. Imagine being called Georgina Trump.

JUDD TRUMP SPECIAL :^)

>virgo and hendry booked for commentry after the mid session interval
Kek

oh shit, it's really happening

VHS video recorder, Black and Decker power drill, a set of crockery, and all-expenses-paid holiday for two in Tenerife

Fuckin' 'ell lads

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GWAN HIGGINS.

A town called Clitheroe in Lancashire. Its near Burnley and not far from Preston and Blackburn which is a shithole. James Cahills mum owns the snooker club in Preston.

Best time to put a couple of quid on Higgins now lads, go go go

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The famously knowledgable /147/ crowd

It's cause he's a prick and he's overrated, not that he's bad.

The NORF dream prize

Are partial refunds a thing for snooker tickets or are they gonna have paid for 2 frames lel

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Shocking odds
Should be 100+

Higgins is fucked. Judd is the champ

Watched Hendry on instagram live before the tournament and he said he doesnt care who he commentates with just as long as it finished early

listen to any snooker commentary and everyone is either the greatest player to hold a cue or that match was the best match anyone has ever seen

they're great but fuck off with the cock sucking

lmao riggins got schooled hard

"""""Granite""""" status: DEMOLISHED

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>he will never give up
top lel

I was asking as I'm Lancs. I know where Clit Hero is, though all I know about it is there's an excellent wine shop there.

>arguably the most violent and shocking session

these guys know theyre talking about snooker, right? I love the game, but that is what it is, a game, and these fucking hype merchants almost ruin it by ruining my comfy.

hes not a prick, hes a good boy and /ourguy/

Good value to see the new GOAT demolish this old shitter Riggins.

THE SLIP IS ON

Number of WCs won by John Higgins: 4

Number of WCs won by Judd Trump: 0 (zero)

I'd like to think that Denise is gonna punish Riggins for losing his third final in a row by having some black men over to pot her holes while he sleeps in a premier inn tonight. Denise is black cock tease!

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>one of the greatest tacticians the game's ever seen
>the greatest player to hold a cue
>the most violent and shocking session
>the most naturally talented player

we get it

number of frames won by trump: 17
number of frames won by higgins: 9

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She's a lovely girl

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robin hull having an afk session on finnish eurosport

andddd that's all she wrote
nice shitposting with ya lads

trips confirm it

GWAN JOHN

kek higgins just wants to go home

ITS

ALL

OVER

Can tell trumps shitting himself to win the final frame

Guys, listen. You're witnessing one of the most naturally gifted and talented player in the history of snooker!

Sure, Hendry won the Masters, UK Championship and the Worlds in the same season after only picking up a bent cue 8 years earlier. Sure, you had the class of 92 winning shit left, right and centre throghout their youth and right up today.

But he's the one of the most naturally gifted, ok? He's the complete player, this young and talented 30 year old

I took a 1-hour nap at 6:00 this evening lads, woke up to my alarm feeling like I'd had a stroke

Couldn't figure out it was my phone making the alarm, tried turning the noise off by smacking a remote control instead

How is there still hope for him

>"so you just narrowly miss a ball to go to a pocket and that's it"

Probably got £300,000 on Leicester to beat City.

Holy shit, sign me up.

kek

I went to a wedding there a few years ago. It's much nicer than I was expecting; I assumed it would look like Mary Poppins with skinheads.

what the hell is that?

fascinating story there, you got time to tell it again?

CRACKED

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Kek

>its ogre

For fucks sake Judd get it over with

Discomfort levels over 300000

>half hour evening session

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reminder that this... creature... will be world snooker champion.

Oh well, I'm off to work. See ya maybe later for some post-WC posting.

Congratulations to Glumbf

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god end this nightmare

>*COUGH*
>*COUGH COUGH*

>by losing, john actually wins

What an anti climax this is going to be

been fun. see you all next year

embarrassment desu. where have the days of the 10pm finals on tenterhooks gone? the fuck am i going to with my evening now?

>30 min evening sesh
>still getting paid

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Yes there is. Also a good traditional British sweets shop and a few good pubs and chip shops. There is another excellent wine shop in Whalley where my gf lives. Contrary to popular opinion online, Lancashire is a great place to live. Funnily enough we had a drink in the village Read yesterday and Yea Forums was range banned because of an anime poster.

No its not as rough as Burnley and Accrington. Clitheroe is considered the posh town in East Lancs but its way cheaper and friendlier than anywhere else i've lived. The house im in now is worth about 80K here but would be a million dollar house in Brisbane or million pounds in London.

I think you'll find the next time I'll see you will in fact be the 2020 Masters.

happy for a fellow leftie to win the worlds, come on trump!

Can you turn your phone off please

Feels bad man

I get so triggered in any sport when they compare it to a boxing match. It's not "two prizefighters trading knockout blows"; it's fucking snooker/darts/women's archery/chess/speedwalking.

L O O K S L I K E A B O Y B A N D
Peak commentary has been achieved

Are you bent or something? They’re loubs.. incredibly popular

>those 4 deano mates of Judd
GRIM

Jimmy white on suicide watch

You got yer evening session boys
No refunds

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the thought of denise having to pay the bills by appearing for blacked.com cuz riggin's can't perform makes me cue so stiff.

>they're all looking very smart
lel

Masturbate to anime girls

Lancashire countryside is great. The towns/cities nearer to Greater Manchester are Muslim shitholes though.

turning off lads. was a nice ride. shame about the result, despite my not really having a dog in the race until hearing the commentary. see ya around. think I'll go get a half battered pizza

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK BALDING "PEOPLE"

Judd has got this it will be over before 8pm.

City vs lester kicks off at 8

It could have been so different :(

haha state of you m80 it's got at least 5 minutes left

It's already over

>Judd Drumpf and his Backstreet Boy mates will be dancing around Sheffield with the trophy tonight dressed like gimps

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Fuck off

meh what a boring final day

Fuck sake lads, this the most uncomfiest final session ever

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Which parts do you mean? I'm in a shitty town near Greater Manchester and the outskirts are comfy but the inner is paki and pole infested.

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gg no re

>reeeeeeee

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GWAN JUDDY

>half battered pizza
do those exist?

Yeah Rochdale, Oldham, Ashton, and Bury are all shitholes. Bolton doesnt seem as bad but not great.

cov top brian in the front row there. first time i've seen him all tourney.... and now it's all over.

I can apparently have full phone conversations in my sleep. Aaand that's the end of the world championships. For fuck's sake.

Well that was brief

Don't cry baldy

can't think of a worse world championships on the whole than this year desu

Bolton, Preston, Blackburn, Wigan, etc. The entirety of ISIS get on when passing those stations

Everyone readyg the 20s where Trump and Koiren will be trading blows for titles with the odd appearance from Robertson and Ding?

It's official. I'm now on the Ding train

Has Hendry finally been dethroned?

The Judd era has begun

BASED TRUMP DOING IT AGAIN

Lacklustre ending.

fucking worst session ever. 2 fucking frames so pointless

So that was it...
You guys were totally correct, this has been a disappointing WC

Trump has been outstanding here.

;_; Uncomfy as fuck

Poor John, Poor /147/

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GWAN JODD

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fuck sake bought a big bag of walkers spicy mix ups and some ciders and now what am I to do

19:33
nooo i dont want to go back to my life

Imagine winning the world championship and the first thing you receive is a Chinese man stroking you on the face

RIP /147/ you were fun this year

uncomfy and unbased
i hope this is rigged

Fuck John

Cringe

GWWWWWWAAAAAAAAN JUDD

FUCK RIGGINS AND FUCK CELTIC

>2 frame session
fucking lol what a waste of time & money

Odds on one of the headlines being "Make Snooker Great Again"?

I honestly wouldn't mind so much if they didn't shill him so much.
>best quality ever in a Crucible final

Fuck off Hazel. Get Seema in.

2019
SNOOKER
WORLD
CHAMPION

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>didn't have to pay for a ticket here

Higgins knows how it is.

This hurts to watch desu

Shit final. Fuck Trump

/147/ FUCKING SEETHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA

what language is he speaking christ
fucking scots

Wigan seems alright. Chav but still white. Its like Skem but not quite as poor. Blackburn and Preston are awful cities. Lancashire is all about small towns and villages.

What a bunch of tools

Oh please, did you for a split-second think I was serious?

gonna be a 5-ball(sdeep) cannon with this lot's willies up each other's arse later tonight in celebration

>people moaning about this year's tournament

It's been fucking great you whiny cunts.

Judd should get his ears pinned back

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK RIGGINS
FUCK HAZEL
FUCK SEEMA
FUCK SNOOKER
FUCK /147/
I'M OUT

Denise is just so cute

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lmao this.

Makes it all so much better.

GWAN JUDD

Fuck off you greasy Mediterranean cunt your understanding isn't wanted or needed

bloody chad scotchman stealing the show even though nobody can understand him
BASED

Great and now there's a wasp in my room.

Sounds like he doesn't even give a shit

GWAN JRUMPF
RIGGINS BTFO
/147/ PLEBS SEETHING
RPMMIE CASUALS SEETHING
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

Is it just me or does this, and the last few finals feel very shit at the end. Supposed to be an epic feel. I feel nothing.

>FUCK HAZEL
Now you've taken it too fucking far.

I was expecting a shoop to emphasize his weird noggin

Fucking Greeks.

The Greeks invented gayness.

idiot

No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
No matter what they call us
However they attack
No matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
I can't deny what I believe
I can't be what I'm not
I know I'll love forever
I know no matter what
If only tears were laughter
If only night was day
If only prayers were answered
Then we would hear God say
No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
And I will keep you safe and strong
And shelter from the storm
No matter where it's barren
A dream is being born
No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
I'll be everyone you need
No matter if the sun don't shine
Or if the skies are blue
No matter what the end is
My life began with you
I can't deny what I believe
I can't be what I'm not
I know, I know
I know this love's forever
That's all that matters now
No matter what

damn what an autist

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name your highlights then lad
only thing that was enjoyable was the glbert higgins saga and mostly bc the level of play was so poor

>snooker player being autistic

I have to mute live interviews. It sets off my anxiety.

Hope to see you all back here for the Riga Masters

>TFW you win the WC but still get mogged by your Chad brother
You can see the pain on his face

All these Trump siblings with disgustingly moley faces.

>not owning a can of wasp spray

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So, when does he get the hair transplant?

FUCK TRUMP
#RESIST
#IMPEACH

PLEASE thank the President

Imagine the banter

2017 final was based tbqh, Selby's comeback was fantastic

i'll have a lager please

Sounds Autistic. Must be on the spectrum

such an uncomfortable ending to such a shitty tournament...
pls broadcast a movie BBC. maybe Kajaki that we missed last year

John's reaction to that autistic """"speech""""

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Everyone can understand him perfectly except you desu

>trump just spewing out buzzwords without any substance

she's so photogenic! Her pussy is reserved for black cock tonight!

> I hurt myself today

Good Manchester:
>Altrincham
>Sale
>Didsbury
>Chorlton
>City centre
Average:
>Burnage
>Wythenshawe
>Bury
>Trafford
>Fallowfield
Awful:
>Rochdale
>Oldham

Riga Masters. More like Riggins Masters, heheh

lol nice flag scotland
your county invented mouth breathing talking

Judds not even a cunt, he's just boring

At least John gets to go home to Denise.

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BASED

200k isn’t a bad compensation lol

SIR JUDDLEY "GRANITE" TRUMP - TRIPLE CROWN WINNER

/147/ ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

SALUTE YOUR FUCKING CHAMPION

He's probably quite chill but he looks like a bellend and that's enough.

well, at least we got some memes out of this tournament

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Well that was fun two weeks lads.

Hope to see you all again in the Snooker Shoot-Out thread

should have made it 300k

Wait, they won the same amount?

More like Judd Chump amirite

romesh ranganathan in the crowd

the first deano world snooker champion

>that half-hearted cheering for Uncle Bazza

kek

And these lemons and you choose to be zesty

Yeah but so does Rory Mcleod.

losing 3 finals in a row gotta hurt

He's devoid of charisma.

#NotMyChampion

When's Ronnie playing lads?

>trumps dad has a lushious head of hair

Wat

as if she's giving up her thicc pussy to that loser tonight. Shes reserved for black cock tonight!

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I guess we don't want to see his mum.

Baldness always skips a generation.

>TFW your dad mogs you too

>new era
>new generation

fuck off he's 30

after this match is the real finals, Ronnie vs Robertson like the fans want

To be honest I at least thought he would've gona completely spastic and jumped into his mates, screamed, banged the table, thrown the trophy up and forget to catch it or something. Completely autistic non celebration

His brother looks like a sleazy used car salesman.

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what utter bullcrap

Robertson would’ve done that

It comes from your mum's side

Flat crowd lel, he should jump on the table

Chinese guy eager to take their food order.

No it doesn't

Judd is a worthy champion. He deserves this.

What's Chris Evans (the radio one) doing there?

Black guy in the back looks like he's about to leg it with the trophy

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noice

was this a one off or did we just enter the Trump era?

Go chalk it

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so nawty. I want a future to believe in. I want Higgins to be champion and fix this broken sport. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was playing well in Sheffield???? This is so fucked.

I want robbo to run out and spear him with a cue

That wog in the yellow hat is the Lord Mayor of Sheffield, lmao

He doesn't know what to do kek

He's already mugged the Mayor

Lol Ronnie

M-my legs are heavy, my a-arms are heavy

me in the back right

That's the mayor of sheffield

Don't think Ronnie will ever win another WC desu. He can't handle these long matches, the mental midget.

I love y all, Higgins's 'let's hear it 4 the boys' seemed a fitting punishment, I forgive but won't forget. :p

>Martin Gould
forty keks

The absolute STATE of Sheffield

I've always got the impression Judd was just a boring, vapid deano not an autist.

You can just tell, looking at all his m8s and their taste in fashion, cars and haircuts.

He might sound like an autist on the mic but that's probably cause he only ever talks about deano things like what's on the telly and doesn't have any deep ideas or emotions.

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kek

what now?

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He looks so smug, he must be a blades fan.

LIFT THE SCREEN

>tfw breaking wind on live telly

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have sex

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Quick trip to the pub

judd is a fucking deano

Footballs on lads

Only Blorkins can save us now.

God damn. I thought you guys were joking but I just Googled it.

No wonder city folk are stabbing each other left right and centre.

Don't know if it was you or the other guy, but do you happen to have an image of Donald Duck sitting in a chair while the sun rises over the planet? I set it as my background but would like to have a backup

Well that's it lads, see you for Riga Masters

I'll admit this was my first ever snooker competition and it has me hooked. I'm going to miss you lads until the Riga Masters. If this level of snooker is bad, as many in /147/ claim, then I wait in anticipation of seeing better.

Just print screen your desktop

He's think as shit too.

Aye Sheffield, that notorious crime den. Have sex.

They all look like a deodorant advert.

Literally every male in my family is bald. Both my grandfathers, my dad, my brother, my cousin and worst of all... me.

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I've got a ton of icons everywhere, it would be a pain to hide them all

be well, bosnibro

Ah well, thanks for the laughs guys.
And fair play to Trump, it was only a matter of time til he'd win it. Unfortunately the quality of the tournament was horrendous but at least he kept improving throughout it and he played really well in his semi and the final.
See you guys around.

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Take care pal. Watch out for them migrants, some might be dangerous.

They're all in fucking Sheffield by the looks of things

>extended highlights to take us to 8pm

Lel

Kino.

Absolutely based, thank you Finnbro

Missed the whole final. Heard it was alright. See you space cowboys

First fast nearly over. Time to munch in less than an hour.

Normally I only visit /147/ during the World championship and occasionally the masters but now I think I might go full autist and watch every tournament this season.

I want this to be my go-to general, after /heem/.

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Goodnight lads. Sleep well. See you all for the Riga Masters

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Yesterday was better than today. See you later mate

It's objectively the comfiest general

Gilbo won me over this year

>dave brubeck

In unfinished business, the BBC has nominated Gary Wilson's kino snooker as shot of the tournament.

Alri frens, it was good time with /147/

Fucking love you lads.

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It's annoying cause /heem/ is one of the least comfiest generals but MMA is my favourite sport so I have to put up with it.

Yeah me too

sessions 1 and 3 were fine, 2nd was too one-sided

anyway, see ya next year

So what will BBC2 show now for the next three hours?

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same, he deserves a ranking title

>There's a rigging supervisor in the credits

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BÖHÖHÖHÖHÖÖ XD

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Anyone have the calendar for the 2019/2020 season?

Thanks, Seema.

eggheads

fighting is not a sport you fucking mongheaded oaf

Take care lads and mates, I always say I'm leaving but I'm sure I'll wash up in /147/ again

Genuinely had a top time chatting to you cunts this tournament, sad it's over.

Gilbo won me over this year

That you Martin?

I wonder if it pays well?

"With the snooker over earlier than expected, here's a fascinating program about teabags"

£300,000 probably

And that's that

Been a pleasure, lads.

See you for the UK's like the true CASUAL that I am. GWAN RONNIE

BBC coverage has finished - I guess that's goodnight...

The best general this board has ever seen. Next tournament you better all show up.

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OOOOONE HUUUUNDRED AAAAND EEEEEEEIGHTY

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What's the next televised snooker tournament lad, and when is it?

See all you guys at the UK championships, it's been a pleasure gents

World Snooker Championship Final 2020

Milkins v Gould

Screencap this

Inside The Factory is based.

Cherry Healey once got gang banged at a New Balance shoe factory in Cumbria.

Riga Masters in July

I have watched one final and that bald dutchman scares me desu

See you for the Riga Masters, lads.
Thanks for the fun and the memes.
Good night.

Thank fuck that shower of fucking shit is over with. Dire times for snooker ahead

/180/ is okay, but it's not as comfy as /147/

I'm scared to look. Did that scumbag win it? Or did Pump finally win something to back up all the big talk?

I nearly cried at the end of last year's thread. At least now, I'm going to have a few hours more of bank holiday (of daylight, even) before I have to go back to my job that bullies me and my friends who ignore me and my women who hint that they might one day want to speak to me at length, but never do. At least this year, it's not a sheer drop back into that life. Thanks for taking me away from that, for a couple of days, and for a couple of hours a day before that. Nobody else can really appreciate what you do for me, and what we all do for each other. Thanks again.

Now she's getting blacked in a tea field in Kenya.

Can we pretend the snooker didn't already finish and just enjoy the tea factory program together

Is that only on Eurosport, or will we have it over here on BBC/ITV4 as well?

I don't want tea from fackin bongbong land

>fuck Drumpf!! Worst WC ever!!! REEE!!!

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Keep the faith, lad. We're all gonna make it.

It wasn't a classic tournament this year but this thread genuinely brings a smile to the face for 17 days. All the best

I'd like to join the boys on THAT baize!

>this 1960s BRITISH tech
I fucking hate Kenyans. My granddad killed a bunch of MauMau niggers and I wish I could go do the same.

It won't be on BBC for sure, I don't know about ITV4

heem yourself, my man

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>I nearly cried at the end of last year's thread
I genuinely miss you guys after the tourney is over, and hope to see you all well and good next year. And yes, last years tournament really had that magic moment: I'm sure you all felt that it was special hanging out with you all.

Anyone getting drunk tonight just out of sheer boredom/post snooker depression?

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already drunk but will be getting drunkerer

yes and might practice on the baize

Does any sport take over your life more than the snooks ?

a comfy fortnight of coming home, and chilling wihth it all eve

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If by tonight you mean every night for the last 3 years, then yes

> Here's to you

youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc

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His chest hair very nearly spells GAARGALS...

Nowhere near. The only thing that even comes close is the Football world cup. I'm going to miss /147/ until next time.

desu bazza is missing a trick ending the season with the WC

Peak hype for snooker following the WC and

> John Virgot voice

'There's nothing on'

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worldsnooker.com/more-announcements-from-barry-hearn/
>World Snooker Chairman Barry Hearn staged another press conference at the Betfred World Championship today. He announced the following.
>Toilet breaks are sometimes used as a form of gamesmanship and this clearly cannot be allowed. We will be in consultation with the players themselves, and the Players’ Commission in particular, to bring in some rules that are workable on toilet breaks.
toilets under the bleachers confirmed

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Can't wait for Ronnie to piss himself in protest.

No one actually gives a shit about toilet breaks right?

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It's absolutely haram to have any kind of rules about them. If you need a 20-minute shit after potting 14 reds and 15 blacks, you should be allowed a 20-minute shit after potting 14 reds and 15 blacks.

>14 reds and 15 blacks

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Freeball obviously

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Lord Mayor is an entirely ceremonial position you mong. His duties will be walking in front of a parade and ringing a bell.

A-anyone still here? I'm not ready to let go...

If /147/ was as permanent as /180/, it would probably be similar. You can tell people try to behave and not shit up the thread too hard.

The snooker world cup will be in June, probably on Eurosport, but it'll be Chinese timezone

you do realize what people do on the toilet? they take cheeky lines to increase their performance

Me la.

Watching the footy and browsing the thread on Yea Forums... not even 1% as comfy or enjoyable as /147/

stay positive mate

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you have to let me go
the crash wasn't your fault

still at 455 posts, and then it needs to reach page 10. I'll still be here.

I remember last year's withdrawal was bad. I remember in June I was thinking 'I hope all /147/ bro's are doing well'.

> WHERES THE SPEED BALL GOING

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Still here ausbro, drinking beer and doing fuck all else

Its time to go my friends.

The snookers over .

A-at least Giro will bring out 3 weeks of comfy /cyc/ soon.

I guess the real 147 was the breaks we made along the way

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Tournaments on terrestrial TV are:
UK Championship
Masters
World Championship
Tour Championship/Players Championship/Grand Prix series
English Open/Welsh Open/sometimes Scottish & NI Open
Shootout

I think thats it. Other tournaments are on Eurosport and also the secret Chinese streams of all tables.

For me, it's Yorkshire Tea.

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>Still on page 1
I'll go when the thread goes.

Which obscure sport do you think would be improved by being taken over by Barry Hearn?

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>information on how to properly make tea
youtube.com/user/chinalifeteabar

I'm watching Edge vs Undertaker to put offf doing some liftin' and sorting out money stuff

I'm not going anywhere for a while, /147/ has been the comfiest place to be for ages

Might go to the Northern Ireland open this year, held just round the corner from where I work. Any other lads fancy going?

Im still watching the Tea factory show that came on BBC2 when the snooker ended. Turns out there is plastic in teabags. My gran always claimed teabags cause cancer and I never believed her. Going to start buying loose leaves.

Bowls with geriatric cheerleaders sounds fun

Guyball

There's plastic in literally everything we consume, because this shit is everywhere on the planet. Pesticides are also a big one for tea.

lads, this year I wasn't able to watch the world cup (law school final exams) and so I did not even came here. I hope you had a good time and saw some great snooker.

curling

If you actually care, Clippers teabags are plastic free

Bowls is based. They have it on the BBC sometimes, and it's so comfy they could use it as anaesthetic for surgery. The tournament on the BBC is also sponsored, unironically, by a company called JUST, which has so much meme potential but we never give it a thread.

Jesus christ it's Hungary

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You were missed.

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h-hungarybro? is that you?

Is there a more kino shot than the Paul Hunter trophy superimposed over the racked balls?

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Does that mean you're a lawyer now? Pretty much every thread had a couple of posts asking where you were.

Science scares me.

Never heard of them. Usually drink Tetley. I suppose I smoke so it doesn't really matter anyway.

you made it to this years collage as a missing person good to hear you are doing well

Getting proper engaged with the teabag factory program now

This is unironically more enjoyable than the snooker final

>Putting boxes on pallets
Booooooooooo. That was my first ever job, that. Fucking automation. It was comfy shit.

Hope you did well on your finals. The level of play was sometimes lacking but the finals was amazing and we did get fine memes from the tournament.

Did you race forklifts?

>using pedals

....damn

Indeed

I-is it really you?

Watch the shoe factory one if it's on iPlayer.

>no qt korean girls
we might be dealing with an imposter here

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toilet breaks are a human right.

Tfw initially thought the Korean girls was Ausbro when I started posting here because colourblind

he was saying this shit years ago lad

No ;_;
You need a special licence to drive a forklift, and they have to pay you more if you have one so they're very strict about letting plebs drive them.

It looks like it's unavailable on iPlayer now

They've got the whole lot on Putlocker tho

Ive driven forklifts, its a lot of fun.

Willie Thorne's on ITV if anyone wants a really tangential comedown from the snooker experience.

There's no way anyone can talk about forklifts without me linking Staplerfahrer Klaus.

youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

youtube.com/watch?v=M8pL2HJYCbw

To be fair, I have lots of qts too

The hope dies last...

>To be fair, I have lots of qts too
Start posting, I'm here all night

>500 posts

Loved posting with you lads.

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Thread won't die for a while (unless City draw/lose)

Imagine going back to smoke-filled arenas with players drinking

I wish I could but I'm at work, not at home so no folders. Sorry.

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riggins let me down

youtu.be/RE6u2wZjAOo?t=392

Such a QT

at least he got his €300,000

lots of city threads being made already...
lets just enjoy our final moments being together while we can lads

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Yeah, it was probably an impostor. Hungary would've at least replied.

Wow! I've seen links to that before, but I'd never watched it all the way through because the first minute or so isn't that exciting. But it gets better!

S..s..snooker loopy...

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thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=jy8kYSkky9w

wishing you all GFs, jobs, exam success and and inner peace in the time until the next tournamen

It's been an honor posting with you

Imagine a comfy final that would still go on now

Seen that multiple times at FLT courses. Always a good laugh

NUTS ARE WE

kek, saved

lmao good pic, saved it

wat was it

Added Finbro

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See ya, geeks.

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Until the Riga Masters, bruv

See you later pal

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whens that

July 26-28

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Great match lads, and a worthy winner.

No one can deny Trump is one of the best players in the world atm after this

You now remember how much Ronnie hype there was before the WC

top lel

For all it was an average tournament it was a terrific final. I would have loved to have been up to 3am shitposting with you guys but that was brilliant from Trump and I am glad I saw it.

If anyone wants to see more Inside The Factory there's a good one on fish fingers here

putlockers.plus/watch/v8zgY1LG-inside-the-factory-season-3/episode-4.html

Now /147/'s all done
And we've had our fun
And it's time we should be leaving,
But there'll be a new thread
And the sport's not dead
No, snooker is just sleeping
We all love Ding
But he did not win
And the final had two bastards
But don't lose hope, fren
We'll be back again,
SEE YOU ALL AT THE RIGA MASTERS ;_;

Not to get too sentimental but i'm really going to miss posting with you gents.

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why is everyone so gay

Why would we be born with the capacity to feel such sadness, if not for moments like this? To deny it is to suppress nature.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

WILL YOU PLEASE STAND FOR CLOSING CEREMONY NATIONAL ANTHEM

youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0

Until next time gents!

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from the fin crying all tourney about a girl approaching him at the gym

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o7

topkek

new thread

Night gents. I'm gonna watch GOT and sleep.

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Literally why mate what the fuck, you're going to make us look like gurning retards posting that nonsense

i'm actually another fin but i admit to crying like a bitch sometimes

alright, now you ruined my sentimental comfy and i'm gonna run 7km...

fuck you all and i'll see you next year

bravo sir, bravo

GARGOOLS

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Ohhhhhhhh

NOW I get it

sounds like my old job before I quit and went back to uni. take your life back before the next wsc m80

He's been there everyday

post ebdon

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Rare Ebdon incoming

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Male pattern baldness is a rotten thing

Shouldn't you be out celebrating your World Championship win?