>St Louis Cardinals 1. Matt Carpenter (L) 3B 2. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B 3. Paul DeJong (R) SS 4. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF 5. Jose Martinez (R) RF 6. Yadier Molina (R) C 7. Dexter Fowler (S) CF 8. Kolten Wong (L) 2B 9. Adam Wainwright (R) P
>Chicago Cubs 1. Ben Zobrist (S) LF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Javier Baez (R) SS 5. Willson Contreras (R) C 6. Jason Heyward (L) RF 7. David Bote (R) 2B 8. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF 9. Jose Quintana (R) P
Gamenotes ▩ Start time: 6:05pm CST ▩ Gametime Temp: 68°F ▩ Chance of Precip: 0% ▩ Chicago Cubs sent LHP Xavier Cedeno on a rehab assignment to Iowa Cubs. ▩ St. Louis Cardinals sent RHP Carlos Martinez on a rehab assignment to Peoria Chiefs. ▩ St. Louis Cardinals optioned LF Justin Williams to Memphis Redbirds. ▩ Taylor Davis hits the first HR of his career for a grand slam to help defeat the Cardinals and help the Cubs win the series. ▩ If the Cubs sweep today, they will take 1st place in the NL Central.
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May 5, 2019 - 22:54
Go Cubs!
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May 5, 2019 - 22:56
Reminder that the Chicago Cubs are the only team in this division that does not require umpball to win.
May 5, 2019 - 22:56
If the cards lose again I'm gonna fucking snap
May 5, 2019 - 22:57
cubs desu
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May 5, 2019 - 22:57
It's just one series, if not we'll get em next time.
May 5, 2019 - 22:58
I'd imagine they move that game to ESPN2 no?
May 5, 2019 - 23:00
It's on ESPN2 now everyone They need to stop covering baseball imo. We're not a fucking third fiddle.
May 5, 2019 - 23:08
trade that bum for some pitching and I want him to beat more women so it’s not about that
May 5, 2019 - 23:25
you are one very sick individual...RIZZO NEED TO BE TRADE FOR PITCHING
May 5, 2019 - 23:27
Ah, the kind of game where I root for a meteor strike on the stadium. Fuck Wrigley (how many fucking rainouts have you had already this year?), fuck the Cardinals, fuck the Cubs.
...mostly because I'm afraid the Brewers can't win the division without it. Hold me, Ueck.
May 5, 2019 - 23:28
Jesus you are worse than BJAP or some random pony poster.
May 5, 2019 - 23:29
>I'm afraid the Brewers can't win the division They can't.
May 5, 2019 - 23:30
You faggots are really starting to become worse than Cubs fans desu. Thankfully we still call Miller Busch North.
May 5, 2019 - 23:32
What was worse today? Jansen or Rodney?
May 5, 2019 - 23:34
Why does Quintana yell fuck everytime he throws a pitch?
May 5, 2019 - 23:40
To give him a few extra mph of velocity
May 5, 2019 - 23:42
chase chase
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May 5, 2019 - 23:44
That nice home run CLICK.
May 5, 2019 - 23:46
ESPN needs to take that mic out from underneath home plate. It's annoying as fuck.
May 5, 2019 - 23:46
Why do ball players slide? As soon as you take your feet off the ground you’re slowing down!
May 5, 2019 - 23:47
Baez is a homo, fitting player for this faggot team.
May 5, 2019 - 23:50
Who cares about bling? THE GAME IS ON!
May 5, 2019 - 23:50
Somebody draw Baez with a dead cardinal impaled on his dick.
May 5, 2019 - 23:51
Why not display Baez's blatant homosexuality to the entire country, goy?
May 5, 2019 - 23:52
>tfw too white to wear bling
May 5, 2019 - 23:52
>p-please make this edit for me because I'm creatively bankrupt The fucking state
May 5, 2019 - 23:53
lol... st louis, what are you doing?
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May 5, 2019 - 23:55
God I hate Matt Carpenter
May 5, 2019 - 23:56
There are brass watches with plain leather bands that cost more than all the bling Baez could afford.
May 5, 2019 - 23:58
>tardinals
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May 5, 2019 - 23:59
okay fellas can we stop runnin on everything please? Yadi is the only one who can steal bases nowadays
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May 6, 2019 - 00:01
We're so goddamn slow on the basepaths this year.
May 6, 2019 - 00:04
shes cute for a tardinal desu
May 6, 2019 - 00:04
Who makes high end brass watches? I don't think Patek, Breguet, or Lange & Sohne do.
May 6, 2019 - 00:07
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May 6, 2019 - 00:13
Almost like Fowler for Heyward should have been a real trade
May 6, 2019 - 00:13
>tfw you will never bling that hard
May 6, 2019 - 00:14
Why would you fold and tie your shit like that
May 6, 2019 - 00:15
cubs defense is looking pretty good as of late
May 6, 2019 - 00:25
WOW he threw out literally the slowest mofo on the field next to the 80yo shagging fb's simply amazing
May 6, 2019 - 00:27
did you watch game 1 of the series?
May 6, 2019 - 00:28
>tard fielding
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May 6, 2019 - 00:35
>fowler
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May 6, 2019 - 00:36
God I can stand losing to any team but the fuckin >cubes
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May 6, 2019 - 00:41
Red Sox Manager Alex Cora, a native of Puerto Rico, won't visit White House Thursday with team to mark 2018 World Series title
May 6, 2019 - 00:44
>cusb fielding
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May 6, 2019 - 00:52
Do methinals fans actually think Yadi is a first ballot hall of famer? are they actually that delusional?
May 6, 2019 - 00:52
is he embarrassed after he realized that all those officials stole gov aid after he said the president didnt help at all?
May 6, 2019 - 00:52
He is though. t. Mariners fan
May 6, 2019 - 00:53
He should go to dinosaur museums.
May 6, 2019 - 00:53
To elaborate further he's the best defensive catcher since Johnny Bench and has 2 World Series rings, sure his offensive statline isn't telling but he's got enough credentials as they are.
May 6, 2019 - 00:56
He should fly to his birthplace and help rebuild that shithole for a day. On second thought, why bother; that place wasn't built properly at all.
May 6, 2019 - 00:57
>cusbsbcuscsucsbcsubcsucbsucbsucbsucsucbssbbbbsussubsscuscbscbuscbuscbcusbalusbawusbwusbascuba
May 6, 2019 - 01:00
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>best defensive catcher For HOF catchers***
May 6, 2019 - 01:01
This team has no fucking athleticism at fucking all. Holy shit.
May 6, 2019 - 01:03
why does he look like aniki here
May 6, 2019 - 01:07
Should I drink another energy drink bros??
May 6, 2019 - 01:10
He don't need one.
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May 6, 2019 - 01:11
Laziest fucking fielding.
May 6, 2019 - 01:11
What time do you have to get up?
May 6, 2019 - 01:12
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10 AM or so, it's not tax season so I can pretty much get up whenever
May 6, 2019 - 01:13
>DeJong tagging Contreras on the willy
who's the faggot now?
May 6, 2019 - 01:14
Do it, then watch GoT after the game.
May 6, 2019 - 01:14
I don't care for shows about fire and dragons my man
May 6, 2019 - 01:16
He has sensitive nipples.
May 6, 2019 - 01:17
>wasting an hour+ watching a washed-up hypeshow with shit dialogue, pacing, and effects >not just reading the synopsis after it airs
plebeian/10
in the cubhouse
May 6, 2019 - 01:21
>watching GoT
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May 6, 2019 - 01:24
Come on Cubbies, win this game for big titty anime waifus!
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May 6, 2019 - 01:29
GoT dragons are fugly anyway.
May 6, 2019 - 01:30
Wrigley Field is literally the worst place for the 7th inning stretch. Manufactured as fuck rendition of Take Me Out To The Ballgame. Prove me fucking wrong.
May 6, 2019 - 01:31
>Kintzler finally back in form
GOD WILLS IT I recall he was great out of the Twins 'pen, and >we need all the reliable relievers we can get rn
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May 6, 2019 - 01:32
You’re absolutely wrong fag That stretch was awful.
May 6, 2019 - 01:32
Laziest fucking fielding.
May 6, 2019 - 01:33
Maybe it was better than Bill Murray as Daffy Duck.
May 6, 2019 - 01:34
>Vasgersian butchering the stretch >A-Rod sucking off Albert "nice and tight" Almora
can we get a little more Jessica?
what decades-old tradition does your team have?
May 6, 2019 - 01:34
Most pennants in the entire NL
May 6, 2019 - 01:35
>gregerson looks like we're putting up the white flag lol
May 6, 2019 - 01:36
schwarbie!
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May 6, 2019 - 01:36
>/lifelong/ baseball knowledge
May 6, 2019 - 01:38
The tradition of singing TMOTTBG during the 7th inning is over a hundred years old. It’s become a memorial to the late HC at Wrigley and I’ll grant you having celebrities lead is a bit tacky, but it pales in comparison to trash like the fucking sausage race.
May 6, 2019 - 01:39
Another run in!
If more runs come in this inning, the three best monster waifus will become real. (see image)
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May 6, 2019 - 01:39
methlouis is fucking trash
May 6, 2019 - 01:39
>almost 38 years old >plays better defense than most of the Cardinals
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May 6, 2019 - 01:40
Nothing beats having the Clydesdales at the old Busch.
May 6, 2019 - 01:40
Well, this weekend has got to suck.
May 6, 2019 - 01:43
They still do them for Opening Day.
May 6, 2019 - 01:43
they still do the home openers which is pretty base
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May 6, 2019 - 01:44
Notice how the Yankees are the only team in baseball to not do TMOTTBG but God Bless America instead? I always found that fucking gay.
May 6, 2019 - 01:44
they also are were previously the only team without a pride night but i think they sold out this year so yeah, fuckem
May 6, 2019 - 01:46
The clydesdales are so cute :3
May 6, 2019 - 01:47
Because who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of smelly animals take a giant shit on a baseball field? Also they have a wagon train of horses.
May 6, 2019 - 01:48
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>Cishek alright, here's a chance to not fuck up
>"Yankees" singing God Bless America
I mean, it makes sense what I dont get is the Sox and Sweet Caroline. Neil Diamond's not even from Boston
May 6, 2019 - 01:48
Bote is the perfect synthesis of Bryant, Schwarber, and Zobrist
>who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of smelly animals take a giant shit on a baseball field
reminds me of the history of another NL Central team
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May 6, 2019 - 01:50
Didn’t that start after 9/11? Those NYC cynics would’ve booed GBA before.
May 6, 2019 - 01:51
>lazy spic wont even run out a ground ball enjoy your irrelevance tardinals
May 6, 2019 - 01:51
The Yankees have New York, New York as their version of Sweet Caroline. The 7th inning stretch is almost always Take Me Out To The Ballgame
May 6, 2019 - 01:51
God Bless America is a shit fucking song
May 6, 2019 - 01:52
>soon
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May 6, 2019 - 01:53
WORTH
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May 6, 2019 - 01:53
the reds do it too. honestly part of the reason of what made me lose interest in baseball
May 6, 2019 - 01:53
The Star-Spangled Banner before every game is fine enough. God Bless America is escalating it.
May 6, 2019 - 01:54
>Written by (((Irving Berlin)))
May 6, 2019 - 01:56
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May 6, 2019 - 01:57
I love the Cardinals but for god's sake this team can't field if their lives depended on it.
May 6, 2019 - 01:57
> not knowing an horse Lurk moar
May 6, 2019 - 01:58
don't they have an elite defense?
May 6, 2019 - 01:58
Their infield defense is fine it's just that Fowler and JoMart are both horrendous in the field.
May 6, 2019 - 02:00
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May 6, 2019 - 02:00
Fowler outright refuses to run. he was a clutch hitter on the Cubs but I was glad to see him go and let Almora come up
May 6, 2019 - 02:02
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May 6, 2019 - 02:04
Mozeliak's worst move at GM, seriously. I would have just re-signed Heyward, not a single difference would have been made.
May 6, 2019 - 02:04
>I wanted to be a engineer but now I are in art.
May 6, 2019 - 02:04
Cubs are just getting everything right tonight.
May 6, 2019 - 02:05
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1st place nigga!
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May 6, 2019 - 02:06
Starting to think the doubt cast on the Cubs is backfiring. A shame they won't just fuck off.
May 6, 2019 - 02:07
gg cubes at least it's only may
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May 6, 2019 - 02:08
>BENNY BENNY >BENNY BENNY >BENNY
May 6, 2019 - 02:08
Yeah, they just mentioned a role reversal. I was honestly rooting for the reds to usurp you guys since >we were hopeless then in the early 2010s. Feels good to be on the other side though
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May 6, 2019 - 02:10
>and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded
May 6, 2019 - 02:11
exactly we all know the chokejob is on the way
May 6, 2019 - 02:11
I felt the chokejob coming last year, I'd be majorly disappointed if it happens this year again
May 6, 2019 - 02:12
Cards are gonna choke their way out of a wildcard?
May 6, 2019 - 02:13
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May 6, 2019 - 02:15
THE SHITTY OF ST LOUIS
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May 6, 2019 - 02:15
>TARDINALS TARDINALS >TARDINALS TARDINALS >TARDINALS TARDINALS >TARDINALS TARDINALS >TARDINALS TARDINALS >TARDINALS
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May 6, 2019 - 02:15
Welp, GG Cubes, we'll get you next time.
May 6, 2019 - 02:16
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May 6, 2019 - 02:16
IT KEEPS ON HAPPENING
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May 6, 2019 - 02:16
>tardinals >a fucking arch
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May 6, 2019 - 02:16
SHITTY LOUIS
CUBS ON A RAMPAGE
ANIME WAIFUS ARE REAL
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May 6, 2019 - 02:17
didn't you say this yesterday?
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May 6, 2019 - 02:17
dubs and the cards tie it in the 9th
May 6, 2019 - 02:18
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May 6, 2019 - 02:18
The next series is in St. Louis, faggot.
May 6, 2019 - 02:18
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May 6, 2019 - 02:21
is an 11 run lead enough for shatwood?
May 6, 2019 - 02:22
my face when shitwood give up 14 runs
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May 6, 2019 - 02:22
why are the Cubes wasting elite closer Tyler “major league hitter” Chatwood on a blowout?
May 6, 2019 - 02:24
S [ W ] E E P
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May 6, 2019 - 02:26
maybe they won't hit him the second time through the order
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May 6, 2019 - 02:26
Wow, great baserunning from Carpenter! I haven’t checked the score or seen any of the game before this, but I bet the Cards have been a real threat on the bases
May 6, 2019 - 02:26
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May 6, 2019 - 02:27
When DeJong is on I'm happy as a clam.
May 6, 2019 - 02:27
LMAO GET KEKED CUSB FANS SUCK ON THAT HOMER AHAHAHAHA
May 6, 2019 - 02:28
he's gotta get reps. tbf Chatty has not proven he's back yet.
May 6, 2019 - 02:28
Come on Cards, you only need 9 more...
May 6, 2019 - 02:29
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May 6, 2019 - 02:31
8 moar runs 9 for the win
May 6, 2019 - 02:31
>Brappwood
and this is why he's pitching with a big lead granted, I expected more walks than homers
May 6, 2019 - 02:31
FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING
May 6, 2019 - 02:31
Imagine being this shit of a pitcher
May 6, 2019 - 02:32
SWEEP
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May 6, 2019 - 02:33
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
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May 6, 2019 - 02:33
S[W]EEP
see ya next time tards
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May 6, 2019 - 02:33
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May 6, 2019 - 02:34
big ol' DUBYA
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May 6, 2019 - 02:34
Good to know that a safe Chatwood insurance is 10+ runs
May 6, 2019 - 02:35
S [W] E E P
CUBS WIN TARDS LOSE ANIME IS REAL
also seriously shartwood....wtf
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May 6, 2019 - 02:37
whoa... post more tiddies next time user
May 6, 2019 - 02:38
i will but this thread is lacking dullahan titties as well sadly. cubs could win even more with both titties combined
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May 6, 2019 - 02:40
>horse panties
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May 6, 2019 - 02:44
Whenever I lewd post I get banned ;_;
May 6, 2019 - 02:44
Due to technical issues, I wasn't able to watch the game live, but what a game, what a series. The Cubs are back where they belong in 1st place. Also.
Long Live Anime.
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