St Louis Cardinals @ Chicago Cubs Official Gamethread

It's on ESPN2 now everyone
They need to stop covering baseball imo. We're not a fucking third fiddle.

Back on ESPN

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

damn nice throw willard

out

>goldschmidt

bring back addie or else

trade that bum for some pitching and I want him to beat more women so it’s not about that

fuck the shitbirds

cringe

you are one very sick individual...RIZZO NEED TO BE TRADE FOR PITCHING

Ah, the kind of game where I root for a meteor strike on the stadium. Fuck Wrigley (how many fucking rainouts have you had already this year?), fuck the Cardinals, fuck the Cubs.

...mostly because I'm afraid the Brewers can't win the division without it. Hold me, Ueck.

Jesus you are worse than BJAP or some random pony poster.

the brewers are gone

annoying faggot kys

>I'm afraid the Brewers can't win the division
They can't.

You faggots are really starting to become worse than Cubs fans desu. Thankfully we still call Miller Busch North.

What was worse today? Jansen or Rodney?

Why does Quintana yell fuck everytime he throws a pitch?

To give him a few extra mph of velocity

No, it's "strike!"

chase chase

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CONTRERAS!!!

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BIG WILLY

FREE WILLY

BANG
BANG
BANG

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

>heyward's death cry

K O L T E N

That nice home run CLICK.

ESPN needs to take that mic out from underneath home plate. It's annoying as fuck.

Why do ball players slide? As soon as you take your feet off the ground you’re slowing down!

FIRE A-ROD

Baez is a homo, fitting player for this faggot team.

Who cares about bling? THE GAME IS ON!

Somebody draw Baez with a dead cardinal impaled on his dick.

Why not display Baez's blatant homosexuality to the entire country, goy?

>tfw too white to wear bling

>p-please make this edit for me because I'm creatively bankrupt
The fucking state

Get fucked Shiftniggers

>tards' base-running

Challenge this Shildt

lol... st louis, what are you doing?

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>sober wrist

God I hate Matt Carpenter

There are brass watches with plain leather bands that cost more than all the bling Baez could afford.

>tardinals

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okay fellas can we stop runnin on everything please? Yadi is the only one who can steal bases nowadays

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We're so goddamn slow on the basepaths this year.

shes cute for a tardinal desu

Who makes high end brass watches? I don't think Patek, Breguet, or Lange & Sohne do.

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Almost like Fowler for Heyward should have been a real trade

>tfw you will never bling that hard

over gold

Why would you fold and tie your shit like that

Earthers have hangups.

cubs defense is looking pretty good as of late

WOW he threw out literally the slowest mofo on the field next to the 80yo shagging fb's simply amazing

did you watch game 1 of the series?

woo

I HATE YOU DEXTER FOWLER

woohoo yeah woo

>tard fielding

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>fowler

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#FireMozeliak

>resd

God I can stand losing to any team but the fuckin >cubes

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Red Sox Manager Alex Cora, a native of Puerto Rico, won't visit White House Thursday with team to mark 2018 World Series title

Cringe!

stupid dumb

>CUSB

GODier Molina

>cusb fielding

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Do methinals fans actually think Yadi is a first ballot hall of famer? are they actually that delusional?

is he embarrassed after he realized that all those officials stole gov aid after he said the president didnt help at all?

He is though.
t. Mariners fan

He should go to dinosaur museums.

he is
t. cubs fan

To elaborate further he's the best defensive catcher since Johnny Bench and has 2 World Series rings, sure his offensive statline isn't telling but he's got enough credentials as they are.

He should fly to his birthplace and help rebuild that shithole for a day. On second thought, why bother; that place wasn't built properly at all.

>cusbsbcuscsucsbcsubcsucbsucbsucbsucsucbssbbbbsussubsscuscbscbuscbuscbcusbalusbawusbwusbascuba

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>best defensive catcher
For HOF catchers***

RIZZED

This team has no fucking athleticism at fucking all. Holy shit.

BASED RIZZO

AYE TONE

HIT EM WITH THE OL' BASES-CLEARING DUBS

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Where is his shirt???

why does he look like aniki here

Should I drink another energy drink bros??

He don't need one.

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Laziest fucking fielding.

BASED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What time do you have to get up?

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Dick tag

10 AM or so, it's not tax season so I can pretty much get up whenever

>DeJong tagging Contreras on the willy

who's the faggot now?

Do it, then watch GoT after the game.

I don't care for shows about fire and dragons my man

He has sensitive nipples.

gay desu

>wasting an hour+ watching a washed-up hypeshow with shit dialogue, pacing, and effects
>not just reading the synopsis after it airs

plebeian/10

in the cubhouse

>watching GoT

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Come on Cubbies, win this game for big titty anime waifus!

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GoT dragons are fugly anyway.

MAX CRINGE

Wrigley Field is literally the worst place for the 7th inning stretch. Manufactured as fuck rendition of Take Me Out To The Ballgame. Prove me fucking wrong.

>Kintzler finally back in form

GOD WILLS IT
I recall he was great out of the Twins 'pen, and >we need all the reliable relievers we can get rn

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You’re absolutely wrong fag
That stretch was awful.

Laziest fucking fielding.

Maybe it was better than Bill Murray as Daffy Duck.

>Vasgersian butchering the stretch
>A-Rod sucking off Albert "nice and tight" Almora

can we get a little more Jessica?

what decades-old tradition does your team have?

Most pennants in the entire NL

>gregerson
looks like we're putting up the white flag lol

schwarbie!

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>/lifelong/ baseball knowledge

The tradition of singing TMOTTBG during the 7th inning is over a hundred years old. It’s become a memorial to the late HC at Wrigley and I’ll grant you having celebrities lead is a bit tacky, but it pales in comparison to trash like the fucking sausage race.

Another run in!

If more runs come in this inning, the three best monster waifus will become real. (see image)

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methlouis is fucking trash

>almost 38 years old
>plays better defense than most of the Cardinals

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Nothing beats having the Clydesdales at the old Busch.

Well, this weekend has got to suck.

They still do them for Opening Day.

they still do the home openers which is pretty base

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Notice how the Yankees are the only team in baseball to not do TMOTTBG but God Bless America instead? I always found that fucking gay.

they also are were previously the only team without a pride night but i think they sold out this year so yeah, fuckem

The clydesdales are so cute :3

Because who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of smelly animals take a giant shit on a baseball field? Also they have a wagon train of horses.

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>Cishek
alright, here's a chance to not fuck up

>"Yankees" singing God Bless America

I mean, it makes sense
what I dont get is the Sox and Sweet Caroline. Neil Diamond's not even from Boston

Hey now, we aren't Cincinnati
si.com/vault/1992/10/19/127362/dog-days-heres-the-poop-on-the-fouled-up-cincinnati-reds-and-owner-marge-schott-its-a-messy-tale

Is a horse an athlete?

Bote is the perfect synthesis of Bryant, Schwarber, and Zobrist

>who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of smelly animals take a giant shit on a baseball field

reminds me of the history of another NL Central team

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they have poop sacks bro

Didn’t that start after 9/11? Those NYC cynics would’ve booed GBA before.

>lazy spic wont even run out a ground ball
enjoy your irrelevance tardinals

The Yankees have New York, New York as their version of Sweet Caroline. The 7th inning stretch is almost always Take Me Out To The Ballgame

BRYANT

>another E on Bryant
wtf

God Bless America is a shit fucking song

>soon

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WORTH

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the reds do it too. honestly part of the reason of what made me lose interest in baseball

ONE INNING LEFT BROS

The Star-Spangled Banner before every game is fine enough. God Bless America is escalating it.

>a ... an

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>Written by (((Irving Berlin)))

b8

lurk moar

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I love the Cardinals but for god's sake this team can't field if their lives depended on it.

> not knowing an horse
Lurk moar

don't they have an elite defense?

my bad sorry...

Their infield defense is fine it's just that Fowler and JoMart are both horrendous in the field.

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AN ORSE IS A ATHLEAT

Fowler outright refuses to run. he was a clutch hitter on the Cubs but I was glad to see him go and let Almora come up

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Mozeliak's worst move at GM, seriously. I would have just re-signed Heyward, not a single difference would have been made.

CUB RUN

>I wanted to be a engineer but now I are in art.

CANT STOP

WONT STOP

Cards? More like gay!

Cubs are just getting everything right tonight.

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ANOTHER CUB RUN!

1st place nigga!

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Starting to think the doubt cast on the Cubs is backfiring. A shame they won't just fuck off.

gg cubes at least it's only may

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>BENNY
BENNY
>BENNY
BENNY
>BENNY

Sweep the Cards, Johnny.

Yeah, they just mentioned a role reversal. I was honestly rooting for the reds to usurp you guys since >we were hopeless then in the early 2010s. Feels good to be on the other side though

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>and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded

exactly we all know the chokejob is on the way

I felt the chokejob coming last year, I'd be majorly disappointed if it happens this year again

Seethe

Cards are gonna choke their way out of a wildcard?

SALAMI

ahahahaha
>carsd

POUR IT ON

Jesus Fucking Christ...

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GRAND SALAMI!!!

THE SHITTY OF ST LOUIS

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>TARDINALS
TARDINALS
>TARDINALS
TARDINALS
>TARDINALS
TARDINALS
>TARDINALS
TARDINALS
>TARDINALS
TARDINALS
>TARDINALS

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Welp, GG Cubes, we'll get you next time.

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>GAY LOUIS KEK

GAY LOUIS

IT KEEPS ON HAPPENING

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>tardinals
>a fucking arch

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SHITTY LOUIS

CUBS ON A RAMPAGE

ANIME WAIFUS ARE REAL

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didn't you say this yesterday?

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TOO MUCH TALENT

dubs and the cards tie it in the 9th

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The next series is in St. Louis, faggot.

sorry I didn't know

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is an 11 run lead enough for shatwood?

my face when shitwood give up 14 runs

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why are the Cubes wasting elite closer Tyler “major league hitter” Chatwood on a blowout?

S [ W ] E E P

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maybe they won't hit him the second time through the order

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Wow, great baserunning from Carpenter! I haven’t checked the score or seen any of the game before this, but I bet the Cards have been a real threat on the bases

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>shatwood

When DeJong is on I'm happy as a clam.

LMAO GET KEKED CUSB FANS
SUCK ON THAT HOMER AHAHAHAHA

he's gotta get reps. tbf Chatty has not proven he's back yet.

Come on Cards, you only need 9 more...

>chokesonwood

8

>Chatner

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Damn Chatwood

I WANT TO BELIEVE

8 moar runs 9 for the win

>Brappwood

and this is why he's pitching with a big lead
granted, I expected more walks than homers

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

To tie. 9 to win.

Imagine being this shit of a pitcher

SWEEP

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SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP

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S[W]EEP

see ya next time tards

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big ol' DUBYA

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Cubs win! Cubs SWEEP!

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

Good to know that a safe Chatwood insurance is 10+ runs

S [W] E E P

CUBS WIN
TARDS LOSE
ANIME IS REAL

also seriously shartwood....wtf

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More like benzo brist

whoa... post more tiddies next time user

i will but this thread is lacking dullahan titties as well sadly. cubs could win even more with both titties combined

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>horse panties

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Whenever I lewd post I get banned ;_;

Due to technical issues, I wasn't able to watch the game live, but what a game, what a series.
The Cubs are back where they belong in 1st place.
Also.

Long Live Anime.

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