Get in here you hunky hockey honkies
St. Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars Game Thread
blues are the only good guys left
go blues
>bloos
SALLAD
BARS
>game isn’t until 3:20
Fuck you
well said kendall
>blues
>good
go fuckyourself stupid asshole
DFW report in
75022 here
enjoy never seeing snow, you texas sized queer
official thread music
youtube.com
let's blow a goose
What's he doing right now?
Just read lineups and realized Bozak have been invisible for the entire play-offs.
So I think he'll score tonight.
(You)
let the man be. He’s had a good year in the end
drinking bleach
damn your dubs swede bro
>hunky hockey honkies
Wut?
a woman commentator? fuck this im turning it off
>another woman commentator
Would you fuck AJ? Answer honest /hoc/
Just foolin about, he did have a good year and I hope he wins the Vezina
a w*man
>ruins your broadcast
yes
i would but then again i fuck almost any girl
it snows in dallas almost every year
besides i have enough money to go see real snow in the alps
>LGB
always cringe hearing this around town
>roast slips out of her jeans
more important question: would you fuck kenny albert
i would make that kike my bitch
He deserves it more than vasy. But they’ll give it to bishop.
i've never heard anyone say "LGB"
Are these trips any indication?
good night bloos
Another fuckin broad! Mute button engaged!!!
This bitch always fucks the beginning up
this woman's not wearing enough bracelets
bloos is the only team left without f*nns
josé can you see
>show started at 2
>puck drop not until like 2:24
Fucking why?
Im so fucking tired of hearing the fucking anthem before sporting events
>"STARS"
I swear they better not do this during the conference finals and finals
celena sounds like she sucked too much dick this morning
also she sucks at singing
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
and I thought Vegass yelling out "Knight" during the banner was cringe
They're not going to either so they won't
git out of murica you god damn gommunist
Just drop the fuckin puck already jesus fuck stop singing
>STARS!!!!!
holy cringe
basado
why the FUCK isnt kendall on tonight??
Its not even an American sport
it is cringe. stars have been doing it since the 90s at least
>STORS
>63 SECONDS
We headed for a game 7 boys
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>DULLASS
>stors
Okay it's over wrap it up
Every sport is an American sport. Except cricket
oh fuck bishop is rattled :(
these posts will not age well
excellent analysis by aj tbqh
why does bishop always do this shit
always gives up a goal in the first 5 mins
>it was 0-0
She was in San Jose opening the sharks dressing room last night so flight reasons. Also she is doing tomorrows Bruins game I think
just wait until that fucking giraffe starts leaving the net to play the puck
my posts age like fine wine, just watch
I hope they dont
If the Stars win the Rangers get another first round pick
>the state of texas
Because he likes to make it difficult on the team or he is just not concentrated at the beginning of the games.
No matter >we'll destroy them in game 7
Crowd absolutely BOILING
honestly, would he have (You)?
bad opinions spotted
STORS FUCKIN SHOOK
he thinks it's funny to put pressure on his team, bishop is a notorious troll
ask lighting fans
>That white guy behind the bench with the black children
COLONIZED
IF EVERYBODY HAD AN ICED POND
ACROSS THE U.N. EYYY
THEN EVERYBODY'D BE PLAYING
HOCKEY LIKE CANA-DAY
YOU'D SEE THEM WEARING THEIR HELMETS
AND BAUER ICE-SKATES TOO
A BUSHY BUSHY BLONDE MULLET
HOCKEY CANA-DAY
YOU'D CATCH 'EM SKATING AT BRUNSWICK
OTTAWA COUNTY LINE
ST. LOUIS AND TRANNO
VANCOUVER ISLAND BAY
ALL OVER MANHATTAN
AND UP BUFFALO WAY
EVERYBODY GO HOCKEY
HOCKEY CANA-DAY
WHY IS THE WOMAN COMMENTATING REEEEEE
also if the shorks reach the stan lee cup final the 2021 2nd round pick they gave up as part of the package for EK65 gets upgraded to a 1st round pick too. so the shorks potentially wont have a 1st round pick for a couple years.
Did you see the Engraved On A Nation documentary about the USA/Canada womens hockey rivalry. Really well done. It's called "On The Line" and they interview Cassie, A.J and others about the rivalry
Blues PP is still trash
AJ is definitely better than that 12 year old girl from last game desu.
Cause hockey is for everyone anonerino
more like KEKED
Calm down Ahmed, is not like she is in a bikini on your screen
Colton Peräaukko :D
if the stars win this series they give up their 1st to the rags
pierre doesnt seem as desperate to impress her like he does with kendall
x-----D
>listening to the broad casters
People that do this are mentally unhinged
Play some music, or turn the sound down enough that you can't make out the talk,
>WHY!!!!
because none of these talking heads are worth listening to, dearies
Jesus, it's like herding cats with you children
i would do the nbc audience a huge favor by sticking my dick in her mouth
Ryan O'Reilu :-----DDDDD
but not with me
I'm smart
pierre hasnt seen kendall's husband I guess, literally an albino gorilla person
i have something you can heard right here, bud!
there's actually a couple commentators that i like, that said yes as soon as i realize i'm dealing with a shit-tier broadcast team like this i put on music or videos on my computer
I like hearing the crowd though
what a great goal he scored three seasons ago
He's a great player
Have sex
>so cucked that you have to mute your sound
lol good one. Just turn off or unplug the center channel of your surround system user
we all are, with your mom
Stars getting petrangelo'd
>watching hockey when you could be watching Rita Hayworth
gay
why doesnt nbc have a shot counter like literally every other broadcast?
there should be an option to switch between commentary and all the rink microphones. listening to bench banter is the gift that never stops giving.
pietrangelo is my least favourite ninja turtle
have sexual relations with real life female/male human bean
What a maroon
Gilda was a bretty gud movie
NBC is pure Evil, let me tell ya..
kendall pronounces it
peter-angelo
might confuse casuals who think they matter for something
Dallas is done. gg.
FUCKING DO SOMETHING ROOOOOOOPE
that's literally what the name is. pee-TRAN-jeh-lo sounds retarded.
OH FINLANDA
OUR HOME AND SPIRITUAL LAND
TRUE NEETRIOT'S COMF
IN ALL OF XS INSPIRE
WITH GLOWING STICKS
WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORF STRONG AND FREE
FROM FAR AND WIDE
OH FINLANDA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
ACTUAL EXISTING THINGS KEEP >OUR LAND
WELFARE STATE AND FREE
OH FINLANDA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
OH
FINNLANDA
WE STAND ON GUARD
FOR
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
was meant for
>Bloosser chimping out
Every fucking game like clockwork
Cant hear the benches but like I said turning off the center channel basically gives you in-arena audio
it's peh, not pee
disregard that, i suck cocks.
>In Italian "Pietra" mean Rock
/hoc/ MEET UP WHEN
???????????????????
Go stars
haha, he admitted sucking cocks
In your moms vagina, tonight, be there
this is actually a good point, and likely the real reason they decided to not
The commercial with the guy hitting the train horn and the sheboon keeps telling him no is an a display of an absolute chad
BOOM
Miro sucks
Is this the real Grease or an imposter?
FUCK how do i learn to skate like mairou heiscanen
nah, it's probably because the guy in charge of bleeping profanity would develop carpal tunnel halfway through the first period.
Do you know of any software that lets you do this on a computer?
BINNINGTARD BTFO
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
S T A R S
T
A
R
S
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAARRRR
I knew it,,,
>some stars fan just threw his whataburger across the room in celebration
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
SCAAAAAARRR
Pp goals don't count
>hogs puck
>elite play
not very good defending by the bloos. seguins just skated right through the middle of the ice absolutely untouched and got a free whack at the rebound too.
Binnington is shook
I dont think it would work since all streams are going to be stereo
binnington :D:D:D:D:D so bad, die from cancer
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
HOLY SHIT THAT SLAG BEHIND MONTGOMERY
MIIIIIILLLK
what a shit call
Fum duck detected
LMAO SOME "POWERPLAY"
kek'd
>bloos
AAHAHAHA ALL THIS FUCKING MURDER
>win the faceoff
>take a benalty
elite trip by seguin
now they're even. good.
is it just me or have the refs been particularly awful this post season?
this game will be a shitshow
MAMA
>trip player
>Trip over the player you tripped
>Get power play
Checks out
I wanna milk that blonde
Tripping over each other lol
Why doubt?
fuck, I missed both goals
holy moly Zuc
What are these refs doing lol
how is that not a trip????
elite moves by klingberg
Great milkers
ELITE
can these players stop tripping already
Bitches love Montgomery
Si
Is that a new one or the same from the previous game? I can't tell one slag from another
Turn around, zuc
look at these hill billys standing for a penulty everytime someone slips on their shit ice
probably the most exercise they've had in months
they always put the hotties behind the bench, how new are you?
Jesus
Might be better than the thot from the last dallas home game
Come on Zucc
Score the series winner so your old team can get another 1st
>reminder that Greek internet is 3 months behind
don't tell him about the swamp donkey behind the Sharks bench the other night
Wonder how much he paid for those
bet she has a crush on hintz
god bless dallas
They don't "put" people anywhere retard
those seats must be owned by a stripclub
dallas is winning this thot-off
Holy moly, I forgot Zuccarello was traded to the Stars
why would they distract the home team like that?
the one today fake and plastic af
Hypergamy is a wonderful thing.
this game is tripping balls
Why does Dallas like stars so much?
I bet she gives great mats succarello
kek, top comment
holy shit, I knew people in Texas are stupid, but I didn't expect them to be licking pole stupid
>sees a player first
faggot
gary wants his game 7 so bad
A.. trip.
Can we get a boarding just to change things up?
refpucked as fuck
our flag and there's a star on a mountain in el paso
there you go
ANOTHA ONE
don't touch the Bishop, let the Bishop touch you
>these penalties
Do you think it's just some kind of random drawing when you buy a ticket?
jesus christ these refs
Good call tbqh
Don't wake daddy, i repeat
DO NOT WAKE DADDY
he especially hates the sound of repeated digits, so please keep the noise down
holy goddamn did the real refs strike and the NHL didn't tell us?
>noise
>the absolute state of NHL audience
Goalies should be fair game if they leave the net
*tiptoes*
They are if they leave the crease
fuck no they shouldn't, imagine if that was a thing, half the goalies in the league would die
dumbass greeks
those are corporate seats, who ever sucked the most dick the past week at xyz company got those tickets
Daddy had a rough day at work
When I first saw a game I thought that the blue paint was for, just like in soccer desu senpai
Outside of the crease you could check a goalie as much as you want
Nobody does cause the five other guys on the team would get on your ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WAKE UP YOU STUPID CUNT YOU'RE MISSING THE GAME
time to raid dad's porn collection!
get
retard
well yea that's fine but i don't think that's what the other guy meant
[spoiler]dallas seems nice this time of year[/spoiler]
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*finds gay porn*
period period end slags
Which will be used on a bust
>tfw you realize avs fans actually talk like this
>generic bogged bimbo
yikes
Nah
Will be used on Lundqvist 2.0
Hopefully the team in front of him wont let him down every pissing year
no I don't think it's random, that's why I said it
it's always beautiful and sexy gals behind the coaches, do the math
it's all promotion
holy shit ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB
>lundqvist 2.0
>rags fans unironically believe this
Lmfao
YAHOOOOOO
Is Georgiyev not good enough to be #1?
Just 23yo too.
damn they need to ban filters man
>still taking about refhorse
Refs should be banned
>hockey intermission
>talk about horses
The state of NBC
Loving that NBC mid period analysis spent more time on a horse than the Blues
>Bulgarian
Nah
yikes!
user, its sunday, you should know better
>fakes
>intermission
>about a horse derby
>during a hockey game
>sponsored by lexus
Explain yourselves.
blame canada, they invented hockey
The Rangers already have Georgiev and Shestyorkin, why in the ever loving fuck would they waste a first round pick on a goalie?
usa invented hypershitty broadcasting of hockey though
Under age b&
nbc is shit
Cause Georgiev is a bum
>most of the games are on NBCS
>will be in a place that doesn't have it for two weeks
I wish hockey was more popular
How much do you think she charges for an hour? And if it takes less will she gave me some money back?
meh better than the canadian sponsored by huawei broadcast
god i hate it when the stars play Canadian teams
>and Shestyorkin
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHERES THE REMOTE
Use LazyMan. Sure it's made by a shitty redditor, but it's a fucking great application.
agreed. TSN is a joke
>hasnt even played in an NHL game yet
Pfft
Stop fucking posting faggot.
welcome to the future gramps
github.com
has everyone left? why are all those seats empty?
huawei sponsors laffsnet tho
>instagram.com
how the fuck did you find her?
its dallas on cinco de mayo, 90% of the city is pretending to be mexican and getting drunk on shitty tequila
People coming back from intermission bathroom breaks
it wasnt me. it was an user on the finnish Yea Forums
They don't need to pretend
whaway sponsored fucking everything just before the arrest happened and now it's embarrassing every time
ah shit that's right. sportsnet is huawei. I hate both so I lose track
it's allright, we all know ylilauta
#bang
>that jackass flailing around behind Bishop
Throw him out
It was probably reddit, you know how those fuckers like to doxx people for the lulz
>mfw reddit detected in the stands
doing gods work user
their CFO doesnt even use huawei shit, she got arrested with a bunch of apple products.
wait, there's a finnish Yea Forums?
it sounds autistic
Why are Blues such a boring team?
hownuru.com
come on Vladimir, do your miracle
literally 0 storylines to care about unless they make the scf
CYCLE CYCLE CYCLE
>car commercial about some dumb cunt moving her ugly shit out of a guy's house while he fucks his pure VR waifu right in front of her and her friends
Based
that dude is a legend m8, get off his dick
They're shit
Their only achievement was making the finals when there were 12 teams
>sounds
welcome
>implying the ror curse when they bust out isn't one to care about
they always make the playoffs but almost never get past the second round. pretty much like minnesota
there's so much potential for excellent goals to be scored, O'Reilly, Taras, I COULD GO ON.
no finnish players
>implying anyone cares about ror
jay bouwmeester ultimate forsaken storyline
you wouldn't know the blues storylines unless you were a true fan
Minnesota still managed to get past the second round before Nashville, Columbus, Winnipeg and Arizona
Weren't the Blues dead last in the NHL in January?
Why did they hate Yeo?
what's ror?
Yep, then Binnington came in.
is berube the only current nhl coach who used to be an enforcer?
lurk moar faggot
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
tell me
now
Too bad he can't carry them further
it sounds like a song from a childrens TV show
fuck off grease
it's this huge government conspiracy, you wouldn't understand
Who else /here/
Dead last is an exaggeration because they weren't even close to being out of the race.
Japanese way of saying lol
this game and these teams suck
shorks are gonna win the west
part of advanced statistics, Rate of Rape
look I know about Blues making the finals their first three years of being in the league, I jsut don't know what the ror curse is
wow that's a small ass screen
>game 6 in big d
big double d's behind the bench atm
sharts won't even get past /ourguys/ Avs
Ryan o really
Very based post
all the new expansion teams were put in their own conference: there had to be an expansion team in the finals
Jones has awakened and Pavelski is coming back
You can't stop them
>doodoodoodooodooodoodoo
>woop woop
>bing bing
When Benn? When?
>Stars missing wide open nets
Yep Is gonna go to 7
>benn
benis :-D
did anyone actually even buy that stupid nintendo cardboard thing?
I AM SO HAPPY I CANT STOP CLAPPING
texas in charge of shit ice
a ton of people did, you'd be surprised how real the onions boy meme is
coloredditors
WAKE UP
THIS IS A ROBBERY
Stars fan here, I just gotta say, I never thought we'd be here right now. Love me some hockey! Wife just left with her yoga instructor Tyrone, said she'd be doing late night yoga at his house again, would probably last all night. Now I've got a fridge full of Coors lite and a great game on TV! Hell yeah, house to myself! Go Stars!
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>dallASS
>stors
SSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>IT WAS 1-1
>Blues score just as I turn on the stream
Damn
conflicted broons fan here
dunno if I should be rooting for Da Stars and my boi Seguin, or Da Bloos. I just know it'll be one of these clown-show teams we'll be playing in Dac Up Finals.
Oh, it seems the blues have scored.
SUNNY DELIGHT
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
> no switch
Get a load of this guy
GAME SEVEN BABY
>1-1
the most dangerous lead
my boy zucc is going to tie it up quickly no worries
Game 7 here we come bbby
AND HE SCARRRRS
Is it just me or have Sundqvist looked better since Wilson hit him?
second game in a row Blues score because Klingberg fucks up
Doesn't matter who wins, they will be defeated by Sharks
where my game 7 niggas at?
>finals
bombston will be swept in 7
Don't like those crusty ass jpegs that NBC shows of the goal scorers, makes my skin crawl
happy because hockey
>Say it with me, user! Let's Go Blues! Let's Go Blues!
I'm still focused on the poo jackets, don't count chickens before they hatch dumbass
Same
go in and get the milkers
Is this the worst hockey broadcasting team of all time?
>bland albert
>pierre faguire
>annoying shrill roastie
I actually can usually appreciate commentary during sports but I literally have to mute this shit
>blitzkrieg bop
what should i get for dinner?
HEY HO LETS GO
Agreed
the other roastie is actually 10x worse
used to love when the regional announcers still called playoff games for their teams. this generic nbc shit is awful.
salad
Wish it was
>Jim Hughson
Some of my favourites are
>Shorthouse
>Garret
poutine.
I like Kendall her bad commentary makes the boring parts of the game funny
a knife and fork
rosa's
Absolutely based post.
your nails
the interactions between pierre and kendall is much more entertaining than pierre and aj
avatar posting is gay and you contribute nothing please stop no one likes you
ALL ROADS LEAD HOME
>meme jackets
absolutely kek. they're frauds who will lose in 6 at home tomorrow night.
quick reminder that the dodge™ ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class
HEY REF
You can write it down with a fountain pen
Close your eyes and count to ten
You can tell your friends that i don't make sense and i don't care
Because I'm really not theeeeeeeeeeeeere
ugliest too
AW ROAHS LEE HAOM
kendall only adds like one sentence of thought to the proceedings. she has absolutely no idea how to go with the flow of conversation with the other announcers.
sometimes I think she forgets she has to provide commentary and just gets lost in watching the game.
>those stats are misleading because he hasnt played enough
>but it goes to show how dominant he has been
Big brain stuff from that broad.
>t. ramlover_69
nbc is the fucking worst. they should just outsource everything to tsn.
slags
>gets lost in watching the game
staring at young virile males more likely
they should have never replaced chris cuthbert with kenny albert tbqh
Kendall is fucking jacked, if she came busting through my front door I’d be like wow
Whose job is it to clean the snail trail off her chair after games?
>yfw Dave Strader would have made this series somewhat watchable
Friendly Reminder that the Stars have NO FANS
Except me desu
t. paris, texas cinematographer
im a lifelong stars fan though
parise. those milkers aren’t nearly as nice now :(
Weird, it looks like there are some in this thread
If she eats veggies + cardio they probably still are decent
Bishop’s sweat probably provides half the ice needed for the zamboni in between periods
how does zamboni work?
why not just hot mops?
a lot of that is just water he poured on himself
>Parise
>Kovalchuk
>Elias
How old is this
New thread? Cleavage edition.
There’s like 8 tiny Bishop clones under the hood constantly sweating into a holding tank. Then the squeegee on the back just levels it out
>photo of a tv
>there’s a collection
doing God’s work snob, more milkers behind benches pls
im right here bro
user*
probably their cup run year
can breast fetishists please leave
no
im an assman
>t. Nigerian prince butt fetishist
Addendum: Dallas Stars have MINIMAL fans and should relocate moreso than Canes
Whats wrong bro?
extremely bad post
those boobs aren't even that nice
>his computer brain
I have no words
t. probably a footfag
>tarasenko's computer brain
cant make this shit up
Anybody got one with Butch Cassidy?
imagine the braps
>devils haven't won a series since they stanley cup final run 7 years ago
Damn
>brest
>fetishists
Every healthy person likes big titties, that is a fact
She was talkin about Haskanen
if a team's home arena is closer to mexican border than canadian border that team should be relocated to a northern city on principle regardless of anything else.
>Bouwmeester still plays hockey
Why
it's really not that old
league needs to downsize not relocate, so many shit-tier franchises in meme cities
But not fake titties
Personally, I'm an ear lobe kind of guy
>female commentator
IN EVERY FUCKING GAME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHIT RERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that puck almost took a tuukka
>lemme zucc dem titties
>not being an elbow guy
lol@Yourlifem8
Chuck Lidell with the block.
>stasr
#BANG
ummmm sorry sweety... but hockey is for everyone....
Man, I really can't wait for The Final Five™
It’s 2019, bigot. Hockey is a woman’s game now. Just calm down and have sex sweaty
i feel that most if not all women who say "umm sweetie [dissenting opinion]" will ultimately die cold and alone
kill the ref
I don't care that she is female at all, I care that she is a mediocre fucking commentator that adds nothing to the game. It's like having two Pierre's
for me its a bootyhole stretched around my erect tongue
Ben needs to kill some to wake the team up
>potential series clinching game
>home team down by one goal in the third
>crowd as loud as a library
relocate this shitty goddamn southern bumpkin team to a locale that actually cares about hockey pls
Pierre just reads off names and possessions like a radio broadcast commentator. Dude, we’re watching what’s happening. Just comment on the best titties behind the glass or something
it's not just you m8, in the very least most of them will die unhappy
>he's not an elbow-pit man
pic related m8
Ducks fan here,
How’s Cogliano been?
>.> then why bother pointing out that she was a female then?
Did he take one to the neck?
>bishit
WHAT THE FUCK
BISHOP DED
NO CURSE
BISHOP DED HOLY FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao rip bishop
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>F Bishop
because women fucking suck
so is that a broken collar bone?
Uh oh
>goalie dead in crease
>no whistle
dear god gary at least try to hide the rigging
RIP
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BISHIT SIT KILL
Don’t think I’ve ever seen play not stopped like that.
Bishop dead, series over
HEEM
BISHIT BTFO
O O F
THAT"S WHAT YOU GET YOU DIVING FAGGOT
BEN BISHOP MURDERED BY 55
BOW BEFORE THE BIG BLUE COCK
HELL YES BOYS
LMAO BISHOP DIVING AGAIN
Collarbones are a curse from god break like twigs
More like Ben Bishit lol
Where the hell was the whistle? That goal can't count, bullshit.
ummmmm shouldn't they like stop the game when a goalie dies
What a pussy
why would play be stopped? puck was still in play
so that goal still counts?
blues win the cup
AND HE'S FINE TO CONTINUE LMAO
>BISSHIT
ben a bitch
this game is over
>OH GOD OWWW MY NECK OOF STOP PLAY
>nvm im cool lol
Embarrassing
no change in possession, no whistle apparently
WOW
what a fucking faggot. anybody with an ounce of toughness tries to muscle through. not bisshit though. Falls to the ice as if shot.
PULL HIM OUTTA THERE HES SHOOK
It’s ogre
GAME 7 INCOMING THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES ITS DO OR DIE ITS WIN OR GO HOME ITS THE 2 BEST WORDS IN SPORTS
puck was still in play, there was no interference or penalty, Dallas didn't have control and Bishop never lost his mask. It shouldn't have stopped.
Hahaha oh fuck dude
lmao
rippin a clapper on a breakaway
GAME 7 BOYSSSSSS
BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO
because hockey has been all but ruined and the physical play has been nearly eliminated for the "protection of the players" but when a guy goes down who is really hurt they continue play?
the fuck is that
GETTING MEME'D ON
OH FUG THE BREAKAWAY IMMEDIATELY AFTER
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
GAME 7 BOYS
lel
Why would it not? He didn't stop it from crossing the line? Not Parayko's fault Bishop's a bitch
gg
i put this game on at a good time, now i can just turn it right off
AGAIN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
TWINKS ARE FINISHED.
GAME SEVEN SOON
Lmao wtf is happening
>That fucking clapper
My sides
LELELELELE
WHO IS EVEN SAMMY BLAIS
New game plan.
KILL THEIR GOALIE
This mine broke in wrestling during middle school. The recovery also fucking sucks.
Also >starts
OH NO NO NOOOOOO
STORS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BISSHIT
TAINT POOIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS SERIES
jesus there's more dead texans here than the alamo
HAHAHAHAHAH BISHOP IS SHIIIITTTT
Kek I guess Kendall is worse
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BISHIT ABSOLUTELY BTFO
lek
nice """goalie""" you got there, Dallass
>stars
BISHOP UTTERLY SHOOK
B I S H I T
T
F
O
BLAIS IT
What the fuck is wrong with Bishop.
>2015 literally shits his pants against Hawks
>2019 literally dies for a few seconds about the Blues
>forgetting winner take all
New thread where?
i'd rather get hit in the collarbone than take one in the throat. got a puck in the throat once and legit thought i was going to fucking die. PTSD-tier terror.
OH NO NO NO
lads, the thread
>it was 2-1
This is what happens when you put blonde bimbo slags behind your bench instead of beautiful brunette mommies
zucc about to score
Monty should start Khudobin on Tuesday desu
does play stop when a puck is blocked in front and the player stays on the ice? if they're really fucked up play will stop when their team gains possession. stars never got possession
It's ogre
not needed
when will those silly cowpokes learn
>STORS
he has to at this point
Why don't the stars just stop diving? they've lost two games this series because of it.
Fugg
anybody worth banting with is already in the thread.
I remember a few times when they stopped it immediately while >my team still had possession and it made me furious.
right call, sucks for bishop though
there's still 10 minutes left on a TV timeout la, new thread is still needed
>Page: 2
doubt
i overreacted. did not realize stars never touched the puck. it's legit.
at the same time a skater being dead on ice is not the same as a goalie being dead on ice. if skater is down opposition can't just lob one into the net
uhhhhh yeah not really
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As we go to game seven I just want to say Dallas stars fans are incredibly stupid and I hope no one has to deal with them in a game thread ever again
who goes for the clapper on a 2 on 1
sammy big cock blais
>Page: 3
worry
bishit was rattled ez call
why do the stars players flop on the ice at least once a game?
some kind of divegrass thing happened, but since we're not on page 9 I assume the euros got bored with it
bro go fuck yourself, we're already depressed
If he flipped his helmet off they would have blown it dead immediately tho
It’ll be fine gay boy
Gonna take like 3 hours for this to get archived and there's only 9 minutes left in the game, no worries m8
OH NONONONO
refs are on to bishop's bullshit. They wouldn't blow it dead even if he got malarchuk'd.
this is what i don't understand.
>actually hurt = play on
>potential to get hurt = whistle
>yfw OT and gamethread is lost
>600
This may be the first game of the post season that the Stars lose by more than 1 goal
Neutral fan here in peace. Which of them are the good guys to root for in Game 7? Why? (2-3 sentences)
i feel like >we got exposed game 7 is already over
im tearing up over here :(
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never forget
youtube.com
Hopefully the first and last
they're afraid a goalie would actually die from a headshot with no helmet
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE
one can be gamed by floppers and actors. the other can't. well, you could intentionally ditch your mask but you're going to get a delay of game unless you just got shrekt by a shot to the head.
thinking dallas needs about three goals or else they might lose
blues because they have no cups
first one blues have won by more than 1
Blues
Wild card meme teams are never good guys.
St Louis, our legacy is eternal suffering. >We need to break the circle.
>Why? (2-3 sentences)
look at this niqqa givin us homework and shit
>pulling the tendie with 5 to go
based digits for OP
>it's also the total # of goals scored
bouwmeester goal incoming
>it was 1-1
>go get my toe nail dinner like kind user suggested
>come back
>4-1
Those fucking empty seats, jeez. They payed to see full playoff game.
Is that you Kendall?
I see a lot of empty seats
so what happens if a goalie gets really hurt but the refs don't stop play because they think he's faking?
i'd take legal action
>empty net
>4.0 minutes left
>empty net
KEK
>page 4
lads
look at these digits
they foresee a dallas win
the final score will be 6-4
>Retard still banging on the glass even now
holy goddamn fuck
haven't gotten dubs in a while
PARAYKO KILL THEIR BACKUP TOO
game's over sperg
That guy with his jacket in hand.
>all those empty seats
nice fans you got there, texass
SOMEONE TAKE A DIVE TO GET A 4 MINUTE MAJOR! I HEARD THAT’S HOW YOU WIN GAMES LIKE THESE
it's a good move when you're down 3. but you need your players not to take dumb penalties
try your luck
>dallASS “””fans”””
>stars
gg blues fags see you tuesday
Well, I just want to gauge your thinking process. The actual assignment is not that important. I always say that when interviewing people. Just a habit. I just want to have a feel of what kind of people post in these threads, so bear with me.
hockey is done for the day. what do i do now?
>vidya
>edging session
>errands and grocery shopping
Beat your meat and go to sleep
did the milkers leave early?
GAME 7
>Gary smiles internally
shit tier game
t. raised by single mom
Go to sleep so you can go to work early tomorrow
Groceries then edging.
massage your ear lobes
Go to Yea Forums and shit on the Simpsons with them tonight
final 5 minutes of apehoop
amen
>no hokkei tonight
jfmsuf
trips has decided my day
>still just going to play vidya
Disgusting and you should off your self actually
Yes
>i just tried to shoot and score so i clipped him a little
>so he dead and i am score
nice logic
it's just 5 minutes tho