St. Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars Game Thread

let's blow a goose

What's he doing right now?

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Just read lineups and realized Bozak have been invisible for the entire play-offs.
So I think he'll score tonight.

(You)

let the man be. He’s had a good year in the end

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drinking bleach
damn your dubs swede bro

>hunky hockey honkies
Wut?

a woman commentator? fuck this im turning it off

>another woman commentator

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Would you fuck AJ? Answer honest /hoc/

Just foolin about, he did have a good year and I hope he wins the Vezina

a w*man

>ruins your broadcast

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yes

i would but then again i fuck almost any girl

it snows in dallas almost every year
besides i have enough money to go see real snow in the alps

>LGB
always cringe hearing this around town

>roast slips out of her jeans

more important question: would you fuck kenny albert

i would make that kike my bitch

He deserves it more than vasy. But they’ll give it to bishop.

i've never heard anyone say "LGB"

Are these trips any indication?

good night bloos

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Another fuckin broad! Mute button engaged!!!

This bitch always fucks the beginning up

this woman's not wearing enough bracelets

bloos is the only team left without f*nns

josé can you see

>show started at 2
>puck drop not until like 2:24
Fucking why?
Im so fucking tired of hearing the fucking anthem before sporting events

>"STARS"

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I swear they better not do this during the conference finals and finals

celena sounds like she sucked too much dick this morning

also she sucks at singing

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

and I thought Vegass yelling out "Knight" during the banner was cringe

They're not going to either so they won't

git out of murica you god damn gommunist

Just drop the fuckin puck already jesus fuck stop singing

>STARS!!!!!
holy cringe

basado

why the FUCK isnt kendall on tonight??

Its not even an American sport

it is cringe. stars have been doing it since the 90s at least

>STORS
>63 SECONDS

We headed for a game 7 boys

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>DULLASS

>stors

Okay it's over wrap it up

Every sport is an American sport. Except cricket

oh fuck bishop is rattled :(

these posts will not age well

excellent analysis by aj tbqh

why does bishop always do this shit

always gives up a goal in the first 5 mins

>it was 0-0

She was in San Jose opening the sharks dressing room last night so flight reasons. Also she is doing tomorrows Bruins game I think

just wait until that fucking giraffe starts leaving the net to play the puck

my posts age like fine wine, just watch

I hope they dont
If the Stars win the Rangers get another first round pick

>the state of texas

Because he likes to make it difficult on the team or he is just not concentrated at the beginning of the games.

No matter >we'll destroy them in game 7

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Crowd absolutely BOILING

honestly, would he have (You)?

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bad opinions spotted

STORS FUCKIN SHOOK

he thinks it's funny to put pressure on his team, bishop is a notorious troll
ask lighting fans

>That white guy behind the bench with the black children
COLONIZED

IF EVERYBODY HAD AN ICED POND
ACROSS THE U.N. EYYY
THEN EVERYBODY'D BE PLAYING
HOCKEY LIKE CANA-DAY

YOU'D SEE THEM WEARING THEIR HELMETS
AND BAUER ICE-SKATES TOO
A BUSHY BUSHY BLONDE MULLET
HOCKEY CANA-DAY

YOU'D CATCH 'EM SKATING AT BRUNSWICK
OTTAWA COUNTY LINE
ST. LOUIS AND TRANNO
VANCOUVER ISLAND BAY
ALL OVER MANHATTAN
AND UP BUFFALO WAY

EVERYBODY GO HOCKEY
HOCKEY CANA-DAY

WHY IS THE WOMAN COMMENTATING REEEEEE

also if the shorks reach the stan lee cup final the 2021 2nd round pick they gave up as part of the package for EK65 gets upgraded to a 1st round pick too. so the shorks potentially wont have a 1st round pick for a couple years.

Did you see the Engraved On A Nation documentary about the USA/Canada womens hockey rivalry. Really well done. It's called "On The Line" and they interview Cassie, A.J and others about the rivalry

Blues PP is still trash

AJ is definitely better than that 12 year old girl from last game desu.

Cause hockey is for everyone anonerino

more like KEKED

Calm down Ahmed, is not like she is in a bikini on your screen

Colton Peräaukko :D

if the stars win this series they give up their 1st to the rags

pierre doesnt seem as desperate to impress her like he does with kendall

x-----D

>listening to the broad casters
People that do this are mentally unhinged

Play some music, or turn the sound down enough that you can't make out the talk,
>WHY!!!!
because none of these talking heads are worth listening to, dearies
Jesus, it's like herding cats with you children

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i would do the nbc audience a huge favor by sticking my dick in her mouth

Ryan O'Reilu :-----DDDDD

but not with me

I'm smart

pierre hasnt seen kendall's husband I guess, literally an albino gorilla person

i have something you can heard right here, bud!

there's actually a couple commentators that i like, that said yes as soon as i realize i'm dealing with a shit-tier broadcast team like this i put on music or videos on my computer

I like hearing the crowd though

what a great goal he scored three seasons ago

He's a great player

Have sex

>so cucked that you have to mute your sound

lol good one. Just turn off or unplug the center channel of your surround system user

we all are, with your mom

Stars getting petrangelo'd

>watching hockey when you could be watching Rita Hayworth
gay

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why doesnt nbc have a shot counter like literally every other broadcast?

there should be an option to switch between commentary and all the rink microphones. listening to bench banter is the gift that never stops giving.

pietrangelo is my least favourite ninja turtle

have sexual relations with real life female/male human bean

What a maroon

Gilda was a bretty gud movie

NBC is pure Evil, let me tell ya..

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kendall pronounces it
peter-angelo

might confuse casuals who think they matter for something

Dallas is done. gg.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING ROOOOOOOPE

that's literally what the name is. pee-TRAN-jeh-lo sounds retarded.

OH FINLANDA
OUR HOME AND SPIRITUAL LAND
TRUE NEETRIOT'S COMF
IN ALL OF XS INSPIRE

WITH GLOWING STICKS
WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORF STRONG AND FREE

FROM FAR AND WIDE
OH FINLANDA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

ACTUAL EXISTING THINGS KEEP >OUR LAND
WELFARE STATE AND FREE

OH FINLANDA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

OH

FINNLANDA

WE STAND ON GUARD

FOR

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

was meant for

>Bloosser chimping out
Every fucking game like clockwork

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Cant hear the benches but like I said turning off the center channel basically gives you in-arena audio

it's peh, not pee

disregard that, i suck cocks.
>In Italian "Pietra" mean Rock

/hoc/ MEET UP WHEN

???????????????????

Go stars

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haha, he admitted sucking cocks

In your moms vagina, tonight, be there

this is actually a good point, and likely the real reason they decided to not

The commercial with the guy hitting the train horn and the sheboon keeps telling him no is an a display of an absolute chad

BOOM

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Miro sucks

Is this the real Grease or an imposter?

FUCK how do i learn to skate like mairou heiscanen

nah, it's probably because the guy in charge of bleeping profanity would develop carpal tunnel halfway through the first period.

Do you know of any software that lets you do this on a computer?

BINNINGTARD BTFO

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

S T A R S
T
A
R
S

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAARRRR

I knew it,,,

>some stars fan just threw his whataburger across the room in celebration

SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS
DALLAS
STARS

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SCAAAAAARRR

Pp goals don't count

>hogs puck
>elite play

not very good defending by the bloos. seguins just skated right through the middle of the ice absolutely untouched and got a free whack at the rebound too.

Binnington is shook

I dont think it would work since all streams are going to be stereo

binnington :D:D:D:D:D so bad, die from cancer

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

HOLY SHIT THAT SLAG BEHIND MONTGOMERY

MIIIIIILLLK

what a shit call

Fum duck detected

LMAO SOME "POWERPLAY"

kek'd

>bloos

AAHAHAHA ALL THIS FUCKING MURDER

>win the faceoff
>take a benalty

elite trip by seguin

now they're even. good.

is it just me or have the refs been particularly awful this post season?

this game will be a shitshow

MAMA

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>trip player
>Trip over the player you tripped
>Get power play
Checks out

I wanna milk that blonde

Tripping over each other lol

Why doubt?

fuck, I missed both goals

holy moly Zuc

What are these refs doing lol

how is that not a trip????

elite moves by klingberg

Great milkers

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ELITE

can these players stop tripping already

Bitches love Montgomery

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Si

Is that a new one or the same from the previous game? I can't tell one slag from another

Turn around, zuc

look at these hill billys standing for a penulty everytime someone slips on their shit ice

probably the most exercise they've had in months

they always put the hotties behind the bench, how new are you?

Jesus
Might be better than the thot from the last dallas home game

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Come on Zucc
Score the series winner so your old team can get another 1st

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>reminder that Greek internet is 3 months behind
don't tell him about the swamp donkey behind the Sharks bench the other night

Wonder how much he paid for those

bet she has a crush on hintz

god bless dallas

They don't "put" people anywhere retard

those seats must be owned by a stripclub

dallas is winning this thot-off

Holy moly, I forgot Zuccarello was traded to the Stars

why would they distract the home team like that?

the one today fake and plastic af

Hypergamy is a wonderful thing.

this game is tripping balls

Why does Dallas like stars so much?

I bet she gives great mats succarello

kek, top comment

holy shit, I knew people in Texas are stupid, but I didn't expect them to be licking pole stupid

>sees a player first
faggot

gary wants his game 7 so bad

A.. trip.
Can we get a boarding just to change things up?

refpucked as fuck

our flag and there's a star on a mountain in el paso

there you go

ANOTHA ONE

don't touch the Bishop, let the Bishop touch you

>these penalties

Do you think it's just some kind of random drawing when you buy a ticket?

jesus christ these refs

Good call tbqh

Don't wake daddy, i repeat

DO NOT WAKE DADDY

he especially hates the sound of repeated digits, so please keep the noise down

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holy goddamn did the real refs strike and the NHL didn't tell us?

>noise
>the absolute state of NHL audience

Goalies should be fair game if they leave the net

*tiptoes*

They are if they leave the crease

fuck no they shouldn't, imagine if that was a thing, half the goalies in the league would die

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dumbass greeks

those are corporate seats, who ever sucked the most dick the past week at xyz company got those tickets

Daddy had a rough day at work

When I first saw a game I thought that the blue paint was for, just like in soccer desu senpai

Outside of the crease you could check a goalie as much as you want
Nobody does cause the five other guys on the team would get on your ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WAKE UP YOU STUPID CUNT YOU'RE MISSING THE GAME

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time to raid dad's porn collection!

get

retard

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well yea that's fine but i don't think that's what the other guy meant

[spoiler]dallas seems nice this time of year[/spoiler]

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fuckin terrifying

*finds gay porn*

period period end slags

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Which will be used on a bust

>tfw you realize avs fans actually talk like this

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>generic bogged bimbo
yikes

Nah
Will be used on Lundqvist 2.0
Hopefully the team in front of him wont let him down every pissing year

no I don't think it's random, that's why I said it

it's always beautiful and sexy gals behind the coaches, do the math

it's all promotion

holy shit ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

>lundqvist 2.0
>rags fans unironically believe this

Lmfao

instagram.com/nataliesng/?hl=en

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YAHOOOOOO

Is Georgiyev not good enough to be #1?
Just 23yo too.

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damn they need to ban filters man

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>still taking about refhorse
Refs should be banned

>hockey intermission
>talk about horses
The state of NBC

Loving that NBC mid period analysis spent more time on a horse than the Blues

>Bulgarian
Nah

yikes!

user, its sunday, you should know better

>fakes

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>intermission
>about a horse derby
>during a hockey game
>sponsored by lexus
Explain yourselves.

blame canada, they invented hockey

The Rangers already have Georgiev and Shestyorkin, why in the ever loving fuck would they waste a first round pick on a goalie?

usa invented hypershitty broadcasting of hockey though

Under age b&

nbc is shit

Cause Georgiev is a bum

>most of the games are on NBCS
>will be in a place that doesn't have it for two weeks
I wish hockey was more popular

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How much do you think she charges for an hour? And if it takes less will she gave me some money back?

meh better than the canadian sponsored by huawei broadcast
god i hate it when the stars play Canadian teams

>and Shestyorkin

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHERES THE REMOTE

Use LazyMan. Sure it's made by a shitty redditor, but it's a fucking great application.

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agreed. TSN is a joke

>hasnt even played in an NHL game yet
Pfft

Stop fucking posting faggot.

welcome to the future gramps
github.com/NHLGames/NHLGames/releases

has everyone left? why are all those seats empty?

huawei sponsors laffsnet tho

>instagram.com/nataliesng/?hl=en
how the fuck did you find her?

its dallas on cinco de mayo, 90% of the city is pretending to be mexican and getting drunk on shitty tequila

People coming back from intermission bathroom breaks

it wasnt me. it was an user on the finnish Yea Forums

They don't need to pretend

whaway sponsored fucking everything just before the arrest happened and now it's embarrassing every time

ah shit that's right. sportsnet is huawei. I hate both so I lose track

it's allright, we all know ylilauta

#bang

>that jackass flailing around behind Bishop
Throw him out

It was probably reddit, you know how those fuckers like to doxx people for the lulz

>mfw reddit detected in the stands

doing gods work user

their CFO doesnt even use huawei shit, she got arrested with a bunch of apple products.

wait, there's a finnish Yea Forums?
it sounds autistic

Why are Blues such a boring team?

hownuru.com

come on Vladimir, do your miracle

literally 0 storylines to care about unless they make the scf

CYCLE CYCLE CYCLE

>car commercial about some dumb cunt moving her ugly shit out of a guy's house while he fucks his pure VR waifu right in front of her and her friends
Based

that dude is a legend m8, get off his dick

They're shit

Their only achievement was making the finals when there were 12 teams

>sounds

welcome

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>implying the ror curse when they bust out isn't one to care about

they always make the playoffs but almost never get past the second round. pretty much like minnesota

there's so much potential for excellent goals to be scored, O'Reilly, Taras, I COULD GO ON.

no finnish players

>implying anyone cares about ror

jay bouwmeester ultimate forsaken storyline
you wouldn't know the blues storylines unless you were a true fan

Minnesota still managed to get past the second round before Nashville, Columbus, Winnipeg and Arizona

Weren't the Blues dead last in the NHL in January?

Why did they hate Yeo?

what's ror?

Yep, then Binnington came in.

is berube the only current nhl coach who used to be an enforcer?

lurk moar faggot

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

tell me

now

Too bad he can't carry them further

it sounds like a song from a childrens TV show

fuck off grease

it's this huge government conspiracy, you wouldn't understand

Who else /here/

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Dead last is an exaggeration because they weren't even close to being out of the race.

Japanese way of saying lol

this game and these teams suck
shorks are gonna win the west

part of advanced statistics, Rate of Rape

look I know about Blues making the finals their first three years of being in the league, I jsut don't know what the ror curse is

wow that's a small ass screen

>game 6 in big d

big double d's behind the bench atm

sharts won't even get past /ourguys/ Avs

Ryan o really

Very based post

all the new expansion teams were put in their own conference: there had to be an expansion team in the finals

Jones has awakened and Pavelski is coming back
You can't stop them

>doodoodoodooodooodoodoo
>woop woop
>bing bing

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When Benn? When?

>Stars missing wide open nets
Yep Is gonna go to 7

>benn

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benis :-D

did anyone actually even buy that stupid nintendo cardboard thing?

I AM SO HAPPY I CANT STOP CLAPPING

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texas in charge of shit ice

a ton of people did, you'd be surprised how real the onions boy meme is

coloredditors

WAKE UP
THIS IS A ROBBERY

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Stars fan here, I just gotta say, I never thought we'd be here right now. Love me some hockey! Wife just left with her yoga instructor Tyrone, said she'd be doing late night yoga at his house again, would probably last all night. Now I've got a fridge full of Coors lite and a great game on TV! Hell yeah, house to myself! Go Stars!

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>dallASS

>stors

SSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

>IT WAS 1-1

>Blues score just as I turn on the stream
Damn

conflicted broons fan here
dunno if I should be rooting for Da Stars and my boi Seguin, or Da Bloos. I just know it'll be one of these clown-show teams we'll be playing in Dac Up Finals.

Oh, it seems the blues have scored.

SUNNY DELIGHT

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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> no switch
Get a load of this guy

GAME SEVEN BABY

>1-1
the most dangerous lead

my boy zucc is going to tie it up quickly no worries

Game 7 here we come bbby

AND HE SCARRRRS

Is it just me or have Sundqvist looked better since Wilson hit him?

second game in a row Blues score because Klingberg fucks up

Doesn't matter who wins, they will be defeated by Sharks

where my game 7 niggas at?

>finals
bombston will be swept in 7

Don't like those crusty ass jpegs that NBC shows of the goal scorers, makes my skin crawl

happy because hockey

>Say it with me, user! Let's Go Blues! Let's Go Blues!

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I'm still focused on the poo jackets, don't count chickens before they hatch dumbass

Same

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go in and get the milkers

Is this the worst hockey broadcasting team of all time?
>bland albert
>pierre faguire
>annoying shrill roastie
I actually can usually appreciate commentary during sports but I literally have to mute this shit

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>blitzkrieg bop

what should i get for dinner?

HEY HO LETS GO

Agreed

the other roastie is actually 10x worse

used to love when the regional announcers still called playoff games for their teams. this generic nbc shit is awful.

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salad

Wish it was
>Jim Hughson
Some of my favourites are
>Shorthouse
>Garret

poutine.

I like Kendall her bad commentary makes the boring parts of the game funny

a knife and fork

rosa's

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Absolutely based post.

your nails

the interactions between pierre and kendall is much more entertaining than pierre and aj

avatar posting is gay and you contribute nothing please stop no one likes you

ALL ROADS LEAD HOME

>meme jackets
absolutely kek. they're frauds who will lose in 6 at home tomorrow night.

quick reminder that the dodge™ ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

HEY REF

You can write it down with a fountain pen
Close your eyes and count to ten
You can tell your friends that i don't make sense and i don't care
Because I'm really not theeeeeeeeeeeeere

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ugliest too

AW ROAHS LEE HAOM

kendall only adds like one sentence of thought to the proceedings. she has absolutely no idea how to go with the flow of conversation with the other announcers.
sometimes I think she forgets she has to provide commentary and just gets lost in watching the game.

>those stats are misleading because he hasnt played enough
>but it goes to show how dominant he has been

Big brain stuff from that broad.

>t. ramlover_69

nbc is the fucking worst. they should just outsource everything to tsn.

slags

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>gets lost in watching the game
staring at young virile males more likely

they should have never replaced chris cuthbert with kenny albert tbqh

Kendall is fucking jacked, if she came busting through my front door I’d be like wow

Whose job is it to clean the snail trail off her chair after games?

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>yfw Dave Strader would have made this series somewhat watchable

Friendly Reminder that the Stars have NO FANS

Except me desu

t. paris, texas cinematographer

im a lifelong stars fan though

parise. those milkers aren’t nearly as nice now :(

Weird, it looks like there are some in this thread

If she eats veggies + cardio they probably still are decent

Bishop’s sweat probably provides half the ice needed for the zamboni in between periods

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how does zamboni work?
why not just hot mops?

a lot of that is just water he poured on himself

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>Parise
>Kovalchuk
>Elias
How old is this

New thread? Cleavage edition.

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There’s like 8 tiny Bishop clones under the hood constantly sweating into a holding tank. Then the squeegee on the back just levels it out

>photo of a tv
>there’s a collection

doing God’s work snob, more milkers behind benches pls

im right here bro

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user*

probably their cup run year

can breast fetishists please leave

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no

im an assman

>t. Nigerian prince butt fetishist

Addendum: Dallas Stars have MINIMAL fans and should relocate moreso than Canes

Whats wrong bro?

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extremely bad post

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those boobs aren't even that nice

>his computer brain
I have no words

t. probably a footfag

>tarasenko's computer brain

cant make this shit up

Anybody got one with Butch Cassidy?

imagine the braps

>devils haven't won a series since they stanley cup final run 7 years ago
Damn

>brest
>fetishists
Every healthy person likes big titties, that is a fact

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She was talkin about Haskanen

if a team's home arena is closer to mexican border than canadian border that team should be relocated to a northern city on principle regardless of anything else.

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>Bouwmeester still plays hockey
Why

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it's really not that old

league needs to downsize not relocate, so many shit-tier franchises in meme cities

But not fake titties

Personally, I'm an ear lobe kind of guy

>female commentator

IN EVERY FUCKING GAME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHIT RERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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that puck almost took a tuukka

>lemme zucc dem titties

>not being an elbow guy
lol@Yourlifem8

Chuck Lidell with the block.

>stasr

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#BANG

ummmm sorry sweety... but hockey is for everyone....

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Man, I really can't wait for The Final Five™

It’s 2019, bigot. Hockey is a woman’s game now. Just calm down and have sex sweaty

i feel that most if not all women who say "umm sweetie [dissenting opinion]" will ultimately die cold and alone

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kill the ref

I don't care that she is female at all, I care that she is a mediocre fucking commentator that adds nothing to the game. It's like having two Pierre's

for me its a bootyhole stretched around my erect tongue

Ben needs to kill some to wake the team up

>potential series clinching game
>home team down by one goal in the third
>crowd as loud as a library
relocate this shitty goddamn southern bumpkin team to a locale that actually cares about hockey pls

Pierre just reads off names and possessions like a radio broadcast commentator. Dude, we’re watching what’s happening. Just comment on the best titties behind the glass or something

it's not just you m8, in the very least most of them will die unhappy

>he's not an elbow-pit man
pic related m8

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Ducks fan here,

How’s Cogliano been?

>.> then why bother pointing out that she was a female then?

Did he take one to the neck?

>bishit

WHAT THE FUCK
BISHOP DED

NO CURSE

BISHOP DED HOLY FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao rip bishop

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>F Bishop

because women fucking suck

so is that a broken collar bone?

Uh oh

>goalie dead in crease
>no whistle
dear god gary at least try to hide the rigging

RIP

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BISHIT SIT KILL

Don’t think I’ve ever seen play not stopped like that.

Bishop dead, series over

HEEM

BISHIT BTFO

O O F

THAT"S WHAT YOU GET YOU DIVING FAGGOT

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BEN BISHOP MURDERED BY 55

BOW BEFORE THE BIG BLUE COCK

HELL YES BOYS

LMAO BISHOP DIVING AGAIN

Collarbones are a curse from god break like twigs

More like Ben Bishit lol

Where the hell was the whistle? That goal can't count, bullshit.

ummmmm shouldn't they like stop the game when a goalie dies

What a pussy

why would play be stopped? puck was still in play

so that goal still counts?

blues win the cup

AND HE'S FINE TO CONTINUE LMAO
>BISSHIT

ben a bitch

this game is over

>OH GOD OWWW MY NECK OOF STOP PLAY
>nvm im cool lol

youtube.com/watch?v=jBiP3_Smgzc

Embarrassing

no change in possession, no whistle apparently

WOW

what a fucking faggot. anybody with an ounce of toughness tries to muscle through. not bisshit though. Falls to the ice as if shot.

PULL HIM OUTTA THERE HES SHOOK

It’s ogre

GAME 7 INCOMING THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES ITS DO OR DIE ITS WIN OR GO HOME ITS THE 2 BEST WORDS IN SPORTS

puck was still in play, there was no interference or penalty, Dallas didn't have control and Bishop never lost his mask. It shouldn't have stopped.

Hahaha oh fuck dude

lmao
rippin a clapper on a breakaway

GAME 7 BOYSSSSSS

BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO

because hockey has been all but ruined and the physical play has been nearly eliminated for the "protection of the players" but when a guy goes down who is really hurt they continue play?
the fuck is that

GETTING MEME'D ON

OH FUG THE BREAKAWAY IMMEDIATELY AFTER

SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
GAME 7 BOYS

lel

Why would it not? He didn't stop it from crossing the line? Not Parayko's fault Bishop's a bitch

gg

i put this game on at a good time, now i can just turn it right off

AGAIN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

TWINKS ARE FINISHED.

GAME SEVEN SOON

Lmao wtf is happening

>That fucking clapper
My sides

LELELELELE

WHO IS EVEN SAMMY BLAIS

New game plan.
KILL THEIR GOALIE

This mine broke in wrestling during middle school. The recovery also fucking sucks.

Also >starts

OH NO NO NOOOOOO
STORS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BISSHIT
TAINT POOIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS SERIES

jesus there's more dead texans here than the alamo

HAHAHAHAHAH BISHOP IS SHIIIITTTT

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Kek I guess Kendall is worse

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BISHIT ABSOLUTELY BTFO

lek
nice """goalie""" you got there, Dallass

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>stars

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BISHOP UTTERLY SHOOK

B I S H I T
T
F
O

BLAIS IT

What the fuck is wrong with Bishop.

>2015 literally shits his pants against Hawks
>2019 literally dies for a few seconds about the Blues

>forgetting winner take all

New thread where?

i'd rather get hit in the collarbone than take one in the throat. got a puck in the throat once and legit thought i was going to fucking die. PTSD-tier terror.

OH NO NO NO

lads, the thread

>it was 2-1

This is what happens when you put blonde bimbo slags behind your bench instead of beautiful brunette mommies

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zucc about to score

Monty should start Khudobin on Tuesday desu

does play stop when a puck is blocked in front and the player stays on the ice? if they're really fucked up play will stop when their team gains possession. stars never got possession

It's ogre

not needed

when will those silly cowpokes learn

>STORS

he has to at this point

Why don't the stars just stop diving? they've lost two games this series because of it.

Fugg

anybody worth banting with is already in the thread.

I remember a few times when they stopped it immediately while >my team still had possession and it made me furious.
right call, sucks for bishop though

there's still 10 minutes left on a TV timeout la, new thread is still needed

>Page: 2
doubt

i overreacted. did not realize stars never touched the puck. it's legit.
at the same time a skater being dead on ice is not the same as a goalie being dead on ice. if skater is down opposition can't just lob one into the net

uhhhhh yeah not really

TUMBLING DOWN

As we go to game seven I just want to say Dallas stars fans are incredibly stupid and I hope no one has to deal with them in a game thread ever again

who goes for the clapper on a 2 on 1
sammy big cock blais

>Page: 3
worry

bishit was rattled ez call

why do the stars players flop on the ice at least once a game?

some kind of divegrass thing happened, but since we're not on page 9 I assume the euros got bored with it

bro go fuck yourself, we're already depressed

If he flipped his helmet off they would have blown it dead immediately tho

It’ll be fine gay boy

Gonna take like 3 hours for this to get archived and there's only 9 minutes left in the game, no worries m8

OH NONONONO

refs are on to bishop's bullshit. They wouldn't blow it dead even if he got malarchuk'd.

this is what i don't understand.
>actually hurt = play on
>potential to get hurt = whistle

>yfw OT and gamethread is lost

>600

This may be the first game of the post season that the Stars lose by more than 1 goal

Neutral fan here in peace. Which of them are the good guys to root for in Game 7? Why? (2-3 sentences)

i feel like >we got exposed game 7 is already over
im tearing up over here :(

TUMBLING DOWN

never forget
youtube.com/watch?v=h15m87WsCHQ

Hopefully the first and last

they're afraid a goalie would actually die from a headshot with no helmet

NEW THREAD GET IN HERE

one can be gamed by floppers and actors. the other can't. well, you could intentionally ditch your mask but you're going to get a delay of game unless you just got shrekt by a shot to the head.

thinking dallas needs about three goals or else they might lose

blues because they have no cups

first one blues have won by more than 1

Blues
Wild card meme teams are never good guys.

St Louis, our legacy is eternal suffering. >We need to break the circle.

>Why? (2-3 sentences)
look at this niqqa givin us homework and shit

>pulling the tendie with 5 to go

based digits for OP
>it's also the total # of goals scored

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bouwmeester goal incoming

>it was 1-1
>go get my toe nail dinner like kind user suggested
>come back
>4-1

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Those fucking empty seats, jeez. They payed to see full playoff game.

Is that you Kendall?

I see a lot of empty seats

so what happens if a goalie gets really hurt but the refs don't stop play because they think he's faking?
i'd take legal action

>empty net
>4.0 minutes left

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>empty net
KEK

>page 4
lads

look at these digits
they foresee a dallas win
the final score will be 6-4

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>Retard still banging on the glass even now
holy goddamn fuck

haven't gotten dubs in a while

PARAYKO KILL THEIR BACKUP TOO

game's over sperg

That guy with his jacket in hand.

>all those empty seats
nice fans you got there, texass

SOMEONE TAKE A DIVE TO GET A 4 MINUTE MAJOR! I HEARD THAT’S HOW YOU WIN GAMES LIKE THESE

it's a good move when you're down 3. but you need your players not to take dumb penalties

try your luck

>dallASS “””fans”””

>stars

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gg blues fags see you tuesday

Well, I just want to gauge your thinking process. The actual assignment is not that important. I always say that when interviewing people. Just a habit. I just want to have a feel of what kind of people post in these threads, so bear with me.

hockey is done for the day. what do i do now?
>vidya
>edging session
>errands and grocery shopping

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Beat your meat and go to sleep

did the milkers leave early?

GAME 7
>Gary smiles internally

shit tier game

t. raised by single mom

Go to sleep so you can go to work early tomorrow

Groceries then edging.

massage your ear lobes

Go to Yea Forums and shit on the Simpsons with them tonight

final 5 minutes of apehoop

amen

>no hokkei tonight
jfmsuf

trips has decided my day
>still just going to play vidya

Disgusting and you should off your self actually

Yes

>i just tried to shoot and score so i clipped him a little
>so he dead and i am score
nice logic

it's just 5 minutes tho

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