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/hoc/ shorkies edition
Nathan Torres
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Andrew Nguyen
Horrible OP almost as horrible as the western conference I just sprayed the bowl with from my butthole
Eli Martin
shant post in the early thread
Samuel Sanchez
Hey Teds
Juan Thompson
sh/a/rks
Nathan Gomez
Jeremiah Flores
we love our goblinas
Adrian Carter
Elijah Martin
Keep them in Commiefornia please
Connor Bennett
>Boston wins lol
Real sick of this shit
Oliver James
where in california you from shorks bros?
>fair oaks
Colton Rogers
sharks or boston?
Nathan Brooks
Blake White
Sharks, I hope.
Asher Hill
Boston just won an owl and an eries they don’t need a lee
Carter Phillips
>marchland kisses thorton
Who wins?
Liam Williams
Just took a fat Vegas Golden Knights lads
David Hughes
how did you manage to get both names wrong?
Josiah Lopez
>lafayette
Hunter Cooper
Yes we do lad, I can't fucking take this anymore. I NEED another championship, and the celtics blow cock right now. Bruins are my only hope at stopping this fucking 3 MONTH championship drought.
Evan Murphy
These playoffs are a joke, Minnesota would bootyblast any of these shit teams
Owen Rogers
Sacramento
Liam Adams
>both the bad guys won
thank you gary
Lincoln Ward
Huomenta!
Matthew Turner
Huomenta best fren
Joseph Stewart
Pennsylvania lol
Easton White
You disgust me
Grayson Cook
Central Valley represent
Charles Rodriguez
Santa Rosa
Easton James
Border allegiances mean nothing to me, I like who I like and you can't stop me
Adam Howard
i wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk but i will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk
Noah Martin
San Diego
Zachary Anderson
I could absolutely HEEM the ever living fuck out of you instead zoomer
Adrian Hill
Do it, old man, I've already won
Juan Clark
San Jose
Jaxson Long
Be glad to take you to the grave with me
Charles Sanders
Meet me at the Spike faggot, we'll see who ends up in the ground
Luis Reed
Camden Sullivan
>SJ/COL 2-0
Might want to check that again, boss
Blake Garcia
I’ll burn down Sam’s wigwam after I’m finished with you
Parker Robinson
Lel
Grayson Allen
I hope that girl with the big rack is sitting behind the bench in dallas again
Chase Flores
Are you trying to convince me to throw the fight
Thomas Cruz
This is the post
Colton Ramirez
There are only two bad guys left but they both won tonight.
Adrian Nelson
While I'm pulling for the Avs I dont consider the sharks bad guys
Bentley Torres
>disgusting kike
Daniel Garcia
post tits
im not into feet but hers are nice
Cameron Morales
sharkies desu
Juan Jones
Adrian Nelson
Is it true you can just pick whatever team you want to root for?
Carson Hughes
Salinas
Robert Gomez
the east bay
Nolan Fisher
Evan Rogers
Why be a homer if you hate the home teams
Angel Morris
oh feet
Oliver Brown
David Kelly
>I dont consider the sharks bad guys
Henry Rogers
t. Grew up with a dad to watch local sports with
Jaxson Anderson
I've heard everything's big in Texas
Xavier Bell
My father hated the home teams too, probably where I got it from desu
Nolan Lee
I am right wing m8 suck my red voting cock
Ayden Adams
based
Easton Sanchez
>roots for Silicon Valley's team
>wants me to suck his cock
You don't fool me I won't be part of your gay agenda
Nathan Ross
Whos cans are better?
Charles Powell
The gay community?!
Alexander Perry
Ain't nothing gay bout gettin yer dick sucked gay boi.
Connor Nguyen
Why don't hockey players ever look at breasts? Are they butt men?
Zachary Nelson
>rooting agains is now rooting for
M8 you're just proving out right you're retarded
Thomas Collins
whens the last time Sam posted?
Henry Sanders
Just trying the old "reverse psychology so someone posts the Burakovsky pic" aren't you
Ryder Perry
What do I watch now?
Jose Martinez
Or maybe I've seen through your ruse.
Bentley Cooper
The Ted Bundy flick on Netflix. It's pretty good.
Juan Hernandez
yesterday
Zachary Morales
He was larping as an Albertan the other day.
Mason Lopez
missed it was probably making onion rings
Kayden Carter
>redditflix
Easton Torres
my father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that i can look back and laugh
Grayson Peterson
why didnt he fight back?
Jonathan Martin
was it sam?
Nathaniel Kelly
No ruse
Avs>sharks
You're just retarded
Aaron Clark
he thought it was just his weekly deep skin massage
Luke Scott
Marblelympics
Gavin Williams
Almost worked on me tbf, thanks for the heads up
Evan Howard
BASED
Jack Perez
>tfw no one to sip coffee with right now
William Ward
post some for us lads
still sipping rum
Jonathan Thomas
Luis Fisher
>still sipping rum
nice
Adam Hill
Caleb Stewart
*sips*
Cameron Lewis
looks yfmoc
Owen Ortiz
Davis
Alexander Young
why cant i stop watching once i start lads
Jayden Gomez
I love Skyrim
Leo Sanders
>oceanics
>last in a water event
Are these the Vancouver Canucks of the marbelympics?
Noah Powell
the marble crowds are kinda adorable desu
Jeremiah Ortiz
good sip
magic
Parker Brooks
>savage speeders
>last in a sprinting speed event
youtube.com
These guys are the Mild of Marbles aren't they?
Adrian Ross
>you will never help marblebro set up his tracks and lego marble stadium
Jason Harris
>The absolute state of the Limers
How will they ever recover from that choke, lads?
Logan Perez
FREMONT.
Eli Anderson
i don't even know why that comment makes sense but it does
Elijah Russell
Don't know tbf, but they've got no time making a sour face. They just have to get back up and get at it again
Grayson Wilson
Tfw 2-0 coming home
Aaron Stewart
They didn'te ven qualify for the 2019 marblelympics after getting BTFO
Alexander Allen
The poor Team Oceanic lads in the youtube comments are so heartbroken. It feels so relatable desu.
Dominic Harris
>watch this
>WTF is this stupid shit?
>This is super interesting
>/hoc/ team is the ducks
>there's a duck team
I'm going to cheer for the Green Ducks.
Gavin Phillips
These play-offs are a clusterfuck.
James Rogers
HBK won lad
Mason Diaz
>1972
>1970
>1990
>1989
>1992
>1967
>1992
Camden King
Ouch, that's gotta stinf :O
Dylan Hughes
man it's a good thing Tampa choked hard against Colombus, this would have been a easy Cup win for them.
Ryan Myers
One of these years there will be a 21st century year in there...
Kevin Cox
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ranger doing shit the season, fuck.
Ryder Parker
I want my summer back. Fuck snow.
Ian Myers
Reminder if you attach anime to your post I scroll right past it because there’s absolutely zero chance the post will be worth reading
Jackson Hernandez
We all know who is behind this chaos, and it's not Gary.
Jacob Reyes
Are you saying Gary isn't in control of the NHL?
Brayden Moore
>tfw your team doesn't play hockey for another 5 months
Jacob Lewis
S T A R S
Nathan Collins
Gary is merely a puppet for the Bogs.
Austin Diaz
Avs in 7 check them numbers
Xavier Flores
That's what Gary would want you to think
Ian Taylor
>unlucky 13
yikes
Lucas Walker
Imagine thinking anyone cares what one dumbass on Yea Forums thinks about posts
Leo Peterson
homo hokki
Carter Ortiz
>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow
Ayden Davis
>tfw your team won't play any meaningful hockey for the next decade or two
Kayden Allen
>only SHIT teams left in the playoffs
Lucas Reyes
Ottawa has a lot of cap space
Julian Torres
But not an owner who is willing to use it
Chase Hill
Guess he'll have to watch the marblelympics instead
Josiah Hill
never5get it was 3-0.
youtube.com
Jayden Hernandez
give it to me straight
are Teds done for?
Isaiah Sullivan
shall be using all my power on marblelympics
Nolan White
Yes, the meme is over. The realisation that Boston is going to knock Ted out in 6 and Carolina in 5 before some bullshit Gary does to give them another Cup. The sports world quivers of Boston winning once again.
Jack Davis
>quivers
yawns
Carter Reed
Those poor Bostonians having a championship drought of a mere 3 months.
Alexander Morris
Sounds like better amusement than watching Ottawa tbf
Aiden Walker
Depends on Rask 2bh. He's been pretty good this series.
I could see the Teds winning G6, but if Rask stays playing good consistent goaler in G7, then it's over. The Teds need Rask to turn into Poopa.
Samuel Nguyen
thinking about the upcoming week and drinking coffee(kulta katriina)
Lucas Adams
Finns don't really think. They lack the brain cells.
Aaron Williams
go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go sharks
Leo Garcia
this translates to better goaltending 2bh
everybody knows how elite finnish goaltending is
Ayden Hall
You forgot the oilers
Jack Perry
seething wont change anything, just dilate
Joseph Hill
The entire city of Edmonton can fall into a sinkhole for all I care
Andrew Johnson
>Vancouver Canucks
>Logo is a whale
Dominic Allen
look it up rus fren its a sorry excuse why
Eli Collins
>In 1997 the Canucks unveiled a new logo, in which a Haida style orca whale breaking out of a patch of ice forms a stylized “C”. The logo has been much maligned, accused of being a blatant reference to their parent company, Orca Bay, now Canucks Sports and Entertainment.
Angel Morales
>tfw having a late french toast brekkie
Luis Wright
Dumb stinky /hoc/ scum
Thomas Gutierrez
Did someone hear something?
It sounded like some spineless /cr*c/ fag just tried to say something but everybody ignored him.
lmao, 2bh it was probably a greasy smelly fart by one of the finns in the thread, can never tell the difference.
Brandon Baker
TFW NO SHORKS GF LIKE THIS
Parker Miller
I actually think it was an australian tbf
Nathan Murphy
Cricket more like dicklet lmao
Angel Reyes
Sorry that was just me, ripped a big Islander earlier.
Carson Gutierrez
Daily reminder that pesäpallo is the national sport of Finland, not hockey.
Landon Perez
brap
Gabriel Carter
Carson Moore
Nationality ranked
1. Kiwis
2. Brits
3. Aussies
4. Saffas
5. Canadians
6. Swedes
7. Americans
8. Indians
9. Finns
Evan Brooks
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Easton Mitchell
okay this is epic
Lucas Miller
Finland, are you sure you want this to be a part of your country?
Colton Rodriguez
West San Jose
Gabriel Bell
It's okay as long as they stay on their island.
Aiden Diaz
going to dream about cute sharks tonight lads
Aaron Powell
Getting kind of fucking pissed thinking about the wild
Eli Campbell
Baby Shark do do dodododo
Justin Sanders
/hoc/ will never have a thread this many levels deep.
pity you guys
Kayden Long
>nobody mentions the Wild
>user literally cannot stop thinking about them
Thomas Myers
No but seriously how the fuck is a high sticking minor penalty even a reviewable play worthy of washing out a goal what the fuck is happening to this league
Pretty soon every cup will be marred with faggotry
Cameron Hughes
/hoc/ is a brainlet general. Basically regurgitated Reddit
Kayden Mitchell
Go get shot to death for our entertainment like the rest of cric you FUCKING pusy
Ethan Gray
Friendly reminder the Christchurch shooting was a /hoc/ black op
Parker Martin
This but replace /hoc/ with mossad without a trace or doubt of irony
Michael Sanchez
its sad that they cant go even 5 minutes without thinking about how great we are
James Diaz
Cric is such a shitty general and hoc is limitless so it's only natural those subhumans leech off of us
Evan Russell
I once mentioned KFC in cric and they proceeded to discuss it for over a month whereas hoc never runs out of interesting topics that stimulate intellectuals
Asher Clark
just secured some prime North American real estate rent free lads
Colton Wilson
BASED kfc lads
John Kelly
Opinions on ice?
Caleb Bailey
Pretty good I had some in my drink earlier
Jack Rivera
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on r/cricket but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow redditors, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push cricket on reddit for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of memes at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT New Zealand, Tauranga, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of cricket posts on reddit, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Kiwi generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new users that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some SC2
Ayden White
Not bad b8. The "intensive purposes" thing is worthy of one star. The rest, notsomuch.
Jack Phillips
newcunt
Michael Morales
Jose Nelson
horrible list.
Landon Edwards
Upvote party
Kevin Hernandez
Hey Amerifrens, I'm planning to visit your country for 1-2 weeks in next March. Where should I go?
Daniel Mitchell
Mississippi and Alabama
Sebastian Allen
like everything in New Zealand, it's upside down
Sebastian Turner
the assisted suicide clinic
Julian Edwards
Indiana, REAL meat and taters country
Lucas Morales
Liposuction and gastric bypass hospital is popular over there
Jace Smith
You know what else is popular over there? When you get the fuck out of /hoc/
James Green
Coffee frens
Josiah Ward
Gonna go to the store and then have a cup tbf fren
Aaron Watson
my dad's from palo alto because my grandpa went to stanford
Carson Green
america is huge, you might want to be more specific on where you were planning on going
Owen Taylor
Guys, why does San Jose want the Vegas economy to collapse?
youtu.be
Wyatt Gomez
When did that happen
Henry Davis
Vegas is a shithole. Prove me wrong.
Ethan Nguyen
Not soon enough
Camden Rodriguez
Only shit games on tonight.. should I contact our mutual friend Gary?
Nathan Collins
Just kiddin', we're all frens in /hoc/ :)
Asher Rivera
Honestly... Don't really want to be friends with any smelly swedes
Easton Mitchell
As I said, we're all friends in /hoc/. So as long as you stay here, we're friends. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Nathaniel Cox
Dallas will be champs remember this post
Leo Brooks
bible belt
Luke Price
they only smell because they hang out with finland too much and it rubs off on them
Brayden Sanchez
Hey Sweden!
Levi Robinson
Why does this sub hate the New York Rangers so much?
Mason Powell
Because this sub is mostly fags who circlejerk each other and bully teams to keep the focus off of their teams being bullied. Basically, /hoc/ is reddit. With that being said,
>rags
Joshua Johnson
not so fast, teds
Ethan Morales
>Sharks
Based
>Boston
Would rather live in a straw hut in Cambodia desu
Nolan Sanchez
Pretty boring match so far,
Jason Wood
If Blues don't win tonight the entire Dallass bandwagon will act like theyve been fans for the last 20 years and make our lives hell.
Chase Ortiz
...
Luis Edwards
>rags
Julian Bell
>rags
Jaxson Anderson
this is wrong and spoken to the narrative of a redditor
Joshua Peterson
>that's so rude user, you can't say that!
Joseph Young
tedditors nowhere to be found
Jayden Gonzalez
Blues desu
Noah Clark
Hello there :)
Jeremiah Rogers
No penalty shot???
Noah Lee
you were the penalty after i shot my load into your mom m8
Brandon Morgan
HURRIA TURPAAN
Juan Jenkins
>Markström
Grayson Sanchez
Anttila to NHL asap
Xavier Robinson
I'm enjoying
Bentley Price
>fighting in eht game
Oh shit niggers what are you doing
Isaac Howard
Good morning /hoc/
Camden Barnes
morning brother
Eli Torres
wondering why Markström decided to hit that finn
Christian Richardson
Bad guys won Liiga
Landon Brooks
>*sip* 2011 broons... now THAT was a team
John Martin
what's ligma?
Jonathan Hall
Ligma balls faggot
Kevin Gomez
Teds in 7
Abs in 7
Stores in 6
I dare you to prove me wrong
Landon Edwards
thanks to refpuck
Xavier Bailey
Swedes are trying to kill Kappo
Daniel Campbell
>faggot
rude
Colton Morgan
that would be pretty kino... HOWEVER
Jaxson Taylor
Teds will lose in 7, yes.
Alexander Rogers
>Yea Forums overrun with povertyball threads
>/hoc/ going offseason mode soon
>/nba/ going offseason mode soon
>/nflg/ still months away
>boreball is still boreball
How do we stop the yuros and hues from shitting up this board?
Kayden Rogers
>How do we stop the yuros and hues from shitting up this board?
Go back in time. Also /nba/ and /nfl/ have been shit for years. You can tell that half the football and basketball posters are nonwhite cause the posting quality in those threads is abysmal
Luke Price
It truly was. One of the most amazing playoff runs and redemption stories in /hoc/ history, they truly don't make em like that anymore
Kevin Scott
Jacob Robinson
this thread sucks
these playoffs suck
Cooper King
yep.
Easton Reed
You suck
Ian Taylor
LOVE Dallas
LOVE Canes
HATE Blood
HATE Shorks
Bentley Parker
>wanting #1 seeds win
Fuck off nigger. Amazing playoffs.
Gabriel Nguyen
FUCK shorks
FUCK bloos
Adam White
Jason Taylor
Is there any real chance of my blues sweeping in 7?
Luis Rogers
ya
Julian Clark
>wings haven't been relevant in a decade
>oilels think their gm is the answer to their problems
Hearty laugh from me
Matthew Reed
They just looked mentally defeated and completely outplayed in game 5. The boos from the home crowd probably don't help either
Joshua Ramirez
Poor holland doesn't deserve to live in a shit hole like Edmonton
Kayden Taylor
Really thought he was going to stick around, finish out his contract extension in that made-up advisory role, and then go be Xeattles GM
John Stewart
>nobody talks about them
>suddenly we all are talking about the knights
Caleb Powell
>oilels gm job
kek i'm glad mcphee was able to keep mcrimmon in vegas. would've felt very sad for him if he went to that literal wasteland.
Jaxson Lee
pretty scared of the teds 2bh
Easton Turner
Give me legit reasons why the sharks are the bad guys
You literally can't
John Williams
Ryder Gonzalez
David Lopez
Nicholas Johnson
le ebin bearded burnsie and jumbo xd
Austin Long
wow such a brave little girl
James Sullivan
have to stop letting them back into the game, obviously it's rask's fault
James Garcia
Zachary Sanchez
Is it possible for the shorks to win the stan lee with such a terrible goalie?
Christian Torres
this is a nice post
Easton Carter
no.
Jayden Butler
He's been elite lately lad.
Angel Martin
I just got a warning for a post I made three months ago
Cameron Campbell
>greek internet takes 3 months
nobody tell him who's in the playoffs
Jace Lewis
maybe you shouldn't be posting in dead boards
William Butler
>elite against a team with no offense
Brody Hall
prove it
Cameron Mitchell
do people tell you you are funny, you fat fucking versager?
Lucas Taylor
This was the year they said. Finally break the curse they said. Elite they said. I fucking hate the blues so much.
Hudson Howard
I found out I can post again but I don't give a fuck. Never liked hockey, never will.
Nolan Parker
>a fucking musical note
Jose Cooper
thanks fren
Grayson Edwards
and who the fuck asked you about anything
Robert White
kino jersey desu
Carter Ramirez
I mean . I do like hockey . But I hate every body esle that likes hockey. I have to find a sport or hobby that fits every niche I have. Which means faggots can't like it, women/children/the elderly can't participate in it, has to be turbo violent, has to be not only participateable (so I can do it AND watchable (so I can drink when I'm not doing it and sometimes when I am). But everything is so fucking neutered and cocksucker retarded. I need to find a sport that doesn't give a shit what they're players do outside of the game as long as they aren't gay.
Julian Collins
Should I >rags post?
Noah Richardson
I'd fucking roll you. You and tripfags are one of the reasons I can't like hockey. Youre a malnourished unemployable hairy fucking retard posting about the game 20 years in the past because just recently have charities started shipping out turn of the century devils gear. Get the fuck outta here til I'm done
Hudson Anderson
Remember the last time Boston won game 5 LOL
Brayden Green
>You and tripfags are one of the reasons I can't like hockey.
you are a fucking joke
Carson Adams
holland was a decent GM 2bh lads. he did start to lose his touch with some terrible signings and with mr. illitch dying a few years ago, the pressure to constantly make a cup run every year ceased and now the wongs just wanna put together a decent team again
Isaiah Ortiz
I support all remaining teams except for carolina
Chase Morgan
>the entire city of canada
Jaxson Edwards
Cmon detoilet move along
Playoff teams only
Adam Sanchez
this is the gayest and most retarded 2edgy post i've ever seen on this website in 13 years.
Jacob Foster
Reminder antii niemi won a cup with chiraq in 2010
Henry Kelly
>you can't enjoy things when people that insist on using usernames in anonymous setting and room temp iq """""""""""fans""""""""""" constantly prod into it for a deeper meaning? u'RE JOKE XD
The fact of the matter is ive had an open invitational to scrap here for a year and a half and not once have I been taken up on it.
Ethan Perez
ice cube's look in the nwa days was pure kino
Landon Hill
why dont you watch your mouth, buddy
Daniel Walker
Christian Smith
Someone give me attention before I die.
Tyler Price
I came back to cry for help. I'm ill
Grayson Rivera
Pwease *~*
I'm saaaaaaad
Leo Perry
Shut the fuck up.
Thomas Turner
You're all fucking swine. Show me some respect. I'm good. I'm very good. I don't even care about trying to be good and I'm still the best. Respect that. Please :)?
Elijah Lopez
giving out free (You)s to non-canadians only
Jayden King
listening to very blasphemous music on the lords day, lads
Parker Barnes
Nah Ren had the best look, but Cube's was more iconic and a close second
Sebastian Jones
I've been very good while I was away . Please be nice !
Cooper Jenkins
>tfw no greek gf
Levi Gomez
hello i like your digits
Aaron Long
I'll always (You) Sweden. Greatest ally.
Bentley Green
ok, give me one
Xavier Jenkins
*eats your path*
Jace Russell
good feel desu
Colton Rogers
...
Carson Reyes
more like ASSlord, hahahaha
Evan Murphy
accidentally washed my phone lads
Tyler Robinson
Yella > Ren > E > Dre > Cube. It's that simple. Even when you guys aren't talking about hockey. I'm smarter than you. You have to SAVE ME
Nathan Gutierrez
My phone is water proof
Jacob Thomas
respect
Lucas Stewart
what do you mean accidentally. did you want your phone to be dirty?
Aiden Richardson
Someone be my girlfriend I'm handsome wealthy charisma sports fan :)
Dylan Collins
is it clean? Did it clean all that dirty porn off of it?
Dylan Phillips
is this Sam's new schtick? You shouldn't have drank so much antifreeze, lad
Jacob Jones
ok, what's wrong,.did you take too many drugs? Relax, it will go away
Luke Evans
I could skate circles around you all but here I am. Holding the chair in front of you. Teaching you to skate :)
Luke Smith
a tortured soul he is
Zachary Stewart
I'm ill and I need help ahhh bwaa
Brody Baker
>yella
>ren
this is how i know you faggots just HAVE to be contrarian
Juan Collins
I have to. If I wasn't disagreeing with everyone who would that make me?
I'm sorry please forgive me :(
Robert Jackson
Fuck off retard
Carson Miller
I'm sorry please forgive me :(
Isaac Martin
for me, its No Vaseline
youtube.com
Benjamin Hernandez
Hollister
Chase Richardson
do NOT reply
Parker Gonzalez
sad as it is, you're a part of /hoc/, albeit an occasionally annoying one, but whatever
Asher Young
Now I've got a confession (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
When I was young I wanted attention (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
And I promised myself that I'd do anything (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Anything at all for them to notice me (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Landon Foster
glad sam is out of his alcohol and gasoline-induced coma lads
Elijah Adams
My loneliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Jonathan Evans
Severely
Autistic
Manitoban
Jayden King
>Jest
Jonathan Wright
ok retard
Lucas Ward
We got a redlight
Pornographic dance fight
Systematic, honey
But we got no money
Our hair is perfect while we're all getting shit wrecked
It's automatic, honey
But we got no money
Daddy, I'm so sorry
I'm so s-s-sorry, yeah
We just like to party
Like to p-p-party, yeah
Jose Jackson
All I ever wanted was all of your approval. I never wanted to let you down. I can't bear the pressure Ive Placed on myself.
Ethan Campbell
Someone guide me :). Be my helping hand ? Please? I'm in need
I'm so so sorry for my past.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Glad to be back, buddy :)
Nicholas Martin
It's so nice to be here with you all again. Just in time to watch IIHF. I hope mom makes breakfast for the early games :). Just like old times. Remember when we were happy. Last year's hockey haha. Fun games to watch together haha :)
Dylan Ward
I actually wrote sam off in my story book. I put him to sleep. I loved him and being him made me happy but I knew it was unsustainable. And here I am. And here we are.
What really drives me? An eternal thirst for greatness. Will I leave after a Stanley Cup? Proivbably not. Probably not until I'm dead or /hoc/s shut down for good
Nolan Flores
How've things been? I haven't watched much hockey since my Jetties got eliminated. Better luck next year buddy. Jets are gonna play hungry. Starving. I can't wait haha
James Myers
I'm a bruins fan now btw haha . They're my favrite remaining team :) since Pastrnak is third best player inleague behind first best laine and 2nd best Ovechkin
Jordan Diaz
Wow! 8 posts in a row. I really do love hockey more than the rest of you. Lolzers . Just playing . We can have fun together that's what's so much part of the fun here
Jaxon Jenkins
this is worse than messi posting
Jordan Garcia
jag gillar att titta på ishockey med mina kompisar
Ethan Sanchez
You just don't understand :/.
Gabriel Anderson
Ryan Morales
I love you and hockey :)
Jonathan Hall
I take back everything nice I've said about leafs. I was wrong.
Cooper Scott
I gave my life for you all
Liam Foster
>patreon shoutout
immersion broken
Camden Taylor
Ethan Campbell
>mfw Canes/Stars SCF
Parker Fisher
Which team has the best porn star as fan?
Juan Flores
I'm sleepy. Pwease say "goodnight and I love you"
Goodnight and I love you :)
Samuel Carter
I can't sleep if no one tucks me in :(
Zachary Phillips
Someone (preferably qt finland or sunbelt trap) come cuddle and watch the hockey with me awa
Lucas Morales
This is an outrage!
Nathaniel Lopez
leaf friend it is 10AM-1PM right now for you
it is not sleep time
Gavin Phillips
Here we see our handsome protagonist. Stuck in the basement. Waiting for his favorite team to become world champion. He's been down there a vewy vewy wong time. Who's gonna save our special boy?
Carter Cox
Please post >yfw the Dallas Stars win the Stan Lee Bowl
Gabriel James
son, if you talk like a faggot once more you'll sleep out on the porch
Gabriel Sanders
I've been posting for an hour and I'M TIRED
Asher White
Logan White
David Powell
Jaxon Campbell
>Here we see our handsome protagonist. Stuck in the basement. Waiting for his favorite team to become world champion. He's been down there a vewy vewy wong time. Who's gonna save our special boy?
Kevin Ramirez
>carolina could win a Stanley again even when they made the playoffs just 4 fucking times in this millennium
Daniel Howard
I don't like it but I sure as hell respect it
I'm sorry they aren't the meme team they were a few years ago with >finnish goaltending
Grayson Gray
>shitropolitan
>shitlantic
>shitcific
>shitral
Camden Williams
William Parker
So the teams we lost for the sake of the memes
>The Bolts
>The Penguins
>The GKnights
>The Laffs
>The Caps
>The Ruins on the brink of elimination
Now that we are done with the most meme worthy first round, don't you autists regret that since it is going to be a non-stop borefest from now on?
Jayden Moore
Unironically, yes.
The Bruins are all we have left.
Ryder Flores
i think you mean comfyfest
Isaac Reyes
Christian Jenkins
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Matthew Collins
>San Jose and Boston threatening to upset Our wild card playoff fun
Outrageous
>off with their heads
Angel Flores
Happy Mexican March Fifth, ewe guise
I'm having a margarita and special enchiladas with my Mum =D
>What are you doing today?
Juan Hernandez
>@TSNDreger 3M: Ken Holland expected to name Jesse Puljujärvi as the Captain of the Edmonton Oilers
David Davis
still laffin bout the laffs lads
Bentley Rivera
oh pretty nice
I wish I could live off a pension
Jack Russell
>Gardiner's cool no-look drop pass behind the net picked up by the bruins
Yeah I enjoyed that. And what did we end-up with as a result? Fucking ruins are struggling against the teds.
Christian Jenkins
happy Cinco de Mayo to Ducks nation
Dylan Ortiz
Cheers
Gavin Scott
Columbus is good an Bobrovski has bailed them out when they slip up. It ends monday, teds blew their wad last night
Michael Sullivan
Happy beanerheim day
Logan Rodriguez
>all second round matchups will finish anticlimatically in 6
Camden Allen
Hello hello can we discuss honkey
Jason Evans
gonna take a nap lads, see you in a few hours
Jonathan Morris
>Fucking ruins are struggling against the teds.
They are?
Xavier Lewis
hockey starts in an hour stupid
Henry Sanders
Shorks could absolutely bootyblast any team from the East.
Jonathan Richardson
sure
Kayden Baker
Good one
Nathan Mitchell
So would Dallas and St Louis. The Cup is returning to the west this year
Adam Foster
Isles got swept because Honkey changed colours.
Lucas Ward
Columbus is based
Boston is gay
Jackson Nguyen
Oliver Robinson
shorks vs broons.
kane vs chara chimpout v2.0
make it happen gary
Samuel Butler
non-meme answer: assuming you land on the east coast, spend 1-2 days in washington dc to see the museums, they're all free. rent a car and drive down the southern coast, eat delicious barbecue, spend a day or two on the beach, do snorkeling or scuba diving in florida. then go to new orleans, drink a lot and bang an upscale hooker. drive or fly to denver, watch an avs game with based rantanen, smoke some legal weed, then go to the rocky mountains and ski. spend a night in vegas, drink a lot and bang an upscale hooker. drive along route 1 up the west coast. people might tell you to go see new york, chicago, los angeles but i'd avoid them all, go see the beautiful parts of the country instead. should be a good 2 weeks.
Lincoln Reyes
havent watched a single game of the second round. tried to, but fell asleep
Nicholas Stewart
me on the bottom left
Landon Morales
wheres your hockey teams?
Logan Young
>1-2 weeks
he would have to drive the entire time to do this.
Matthew Murphy
have you tried cocaine?
Juan Phillips
What you didn’t get the script yet? It’s going to be Colorado, Columbus he wants a Cinderella story and it goes to game 7, but that’s where it ends, he said he wants an unrigged game 7 in Columbus
Brandon Clark
>a leaf
Julian Johnson
>an unrigged game 7 in Columbus
So Colorado wins?
Evan Thompson
yes but i developed a problem and had to stop using it
Carson Ward
Sorry lad we don’t know
It’s probably going to be an OT game plus Columbus has a bigger edge in everything so it’s probably going to be close
Austin Torres
Dominic Thompson
thinking about a >shorks broons Stan Lee Bowl
Parker Miller
>redeemable in lawful money
So worthless, like all FIAT currencies.
Can't wait for this system to crash and burn.
Austin Myers
No they literally got outplayed.
Grayson Phillips
>only one game today
Gary...
Joshua Harris
Good guys:
Bruins
Blues
Sharks
Jackets
Irrelevant guys:
avs
Fags:
canes
stars
Camden Wood
I hear South Side, Chicago is beautiful this time of year
Levi Hall
Blake Martin
It's the blose elimination day
Owen Rodriguez
Jason Garcia
I'd add jackets to the list of ragits if Torts weren't there.
Henry Smith
>The Oilers are taking Holland
thank fuck. I was scared there for a second after the Mccrimmon contest ended. Now Leiweke can play the waiting game like he should have all along.
Joseph Kelly
Okay I don't watch much West Coast hockey but is Hertl always so good around the net? I remember when he made Biron retire but haven't heard much since
Nathan Thompson
I bet you do
>
Jaxon Baker
Caleb Cooper
Jordan Garcia
Carter Scott
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you Hertl
Gabriel Jackson
not a fan of the tan desu, but I like the idea of green and gray.
Gavin Wood
Muh onions lumberjack aesthetics. Fucking hell that's cringe.
Jason Morales
Is that 50cent?
Luke Brown
mackinnon delivers in the playoffs and mcdavid doesn't, why is this?
Joshua Robinson
>brown gloves to represent Seattleites favorite pastime, anal fisting
Luke Bennett
*blocks your playoff run*
Jordan Perez
they just need a tan set with red stripes for a Christmas Series Special, with Vancouver or someone else on the coast(maybe Denver; yeah, Denver for sure)
special throwbacks, once a year, like they should do with the Packers throws
Jordan Murphy
i was very happy about this
Tyler Young
That's adorable.
Angel Johnson
any word on charlie's balls?
Christopher Jenkins
>mortgages the future and lets the UFAs walk just to survive the first round
Carter Morgan
>any word
Salty?
Julian Hernandez
Based
Henry Butler
he and his balls are fine
Xavier Turner
Have you tended to them?
Jayden Ramirez
Holland got good value for guys once he accepted that the Wings needed to rebuild, but besides that, he legit hasn't made a good move in years and years.
Sorry Oilers, you're probably fucked.
Jaxon Lewis
>Canadians are out of the cup this year
>Three games won against the texans, need one more to move onto the next round
>Hopes are high
It's not like the bruins are going to kick us bloos in the teeth during the final or anything.
Dominic Allen
i wish
Easton Nguyen
based kung fu mcavoy
Angel Garcia
St.Louis Blues are basically Team Canada so every self respecting Canadian should root for that club.
Bentley Brooks
but the stars have 3 wins not the blues
Jordan Jackson
If I don't find a job that's corresponding to my "education" I will officially quit trying and go full NEET. I don't even care about small salary but there's no fucking way I'm going back to any shitty manifacturing job.
Dominic Bailey
this game better be good
Charles Morales
>Teds netting goal
>Eakin 5 minute
>Avs icing goal
We are going to be trapped in video review hell like every other sport next season, aren't we
Jaxon Reed
Yet we have been with the offside calls
Michael Edwards
Be my sugar baby for $5 dollars an hour.
Bentley Turner
b-b-b-bunch of jerks
Austin Harris
Can’t wait to swindle Edmonton for pulju
Eli Foster
Blake Sanchez
You should be wanting good players that can score, not busts
Ryan Brooks
Yeah but I feel pulju has potential. Edmonton can’t develop a player worth a damn
Michael Russell
Sharks play like such niggers
Hunter Campbell
Happy Blues Elimination Day!
Asher Gray
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Lucas Morgan
almost time for kendall!
Hudson Jones
uhmmm...
why do Finns always make the best posts and have the best views on anything and have the best country?
Robert Long
>Burns almost gave Kadorov the ass
>Kadorov hitting everyone on every shift
Finally, big Dmen throwing their bodies around.
Grayson Lee
shant be watching blues-stars because I can't stand listening to a 12 year old girl do commentary
Jose Gray
good thing /hoc/ "proscouts" were wrong about the playoffs still being run by nuhl zoomerlets
Dylan Diaz
first time I tune in to a stream after adblock and ublock died
wow you sure love hockey you stupid fuckhead
Michael Wright
Who's the goalie for Stars? Bishop?
Hunter Garcia
Correct
Juan Hughes
Shut the fuck up faggot.
Nathan Moore
Think I’ve got an ear infection lads should I cut it off?
Luis Jones
let me disinfect it with piss
Brandon Gomez
IT'S LOOOOOSEEE
Levi Perez
I’d be honored
Elijah Bell
huomenta
Jayden Reed
dat painted over pimple doe
Connor Perez
Time to watch the Blahs get eliminated. Game thread?
Christian Smith
>20 past
>puck still not even dropped
Christian Walker
STAHS
James Gutierrez
*sips manhattan*
Blake Moore
lmao stors
Jack Sullivan
>
Jack Perez
Gary can't keep getting away with this.
Bentley Foster
>Game thread?
Jose Robinson
500
Justin Torres
Shar't