/hoc/ shorkies edition

where in california you from shorks bros?
>fair oaks

sharks or boston?

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Sharks, I hope.

Boston just won an owl and an eries they don’t need a lee

>marchland kisses thorton

Who wins?

Just took a fat Vegas Golden Knights lads

how did you manage to get both names wrong?

>lafayette

Yes we do lad, I can't fucking take this anymore. I NEED another championship, and the celtics blow cock right now. Bruins are my only hope at stopping this fucking 3 MONTH championship drought.

These playoffs are a joke, Minnesota would bootyblast any of these shit teams

Sacramento

>both the bad guys won
thank you gary

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Huomenta!

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Huomenta best fren

Pennsylvania lol

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You disgust me

Central Valley represent

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Santa Rosa

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Border allegiances mean nothing to me, I like who I like and you can't stop me

i wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk but i will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk

San Diego

I could absolutely HEEM the ever living fuck out of you instead zoomer

Do it, old man, I've already won

San Jose

Be glad to take you to the grave with me

Meet me at the Spike faggot, we'll see who ends up in the ground

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>SJ/COL 2-0
Might want to check that again, boss

I’ll burn down Sam’s wigwam after I’m finished with you

Lel

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I hope that girl with the big rack is sitting behind the bench in dallas again

Are you trying to convince me to throw the fight

This is the post

There are only two bad guys left but they both won tonight.

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While I'm pulling for the Avs I dont consider the sharks bad guys

>disgusting kike

post tits
im not into feet but hers are nice

sharkies desu

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Is it true you can just pick whatever team you want to root for?

Salinas

the east bay

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Why be a homer if you hate the home teams

oh feet

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>I dont consider the sharks bad guys

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t. Grew up with a dad to watch local sports with

I've heard everything's big in Texas

My father hated the home teams too, probably where I got it from desu

I am right wing m8 suck my red voting cock

based

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>roots for Silicon Valley's team
>wants me to suck his cock

You don't fool me I won't be part of your gay agenda

Whos cans are better?

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The gay community?!

Ain't nothing gay bout gettin yer dick sucked gay boi.

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Why don't hockey players ever look at breasts? Are they butt men?

>rooting agains is now rooting for
M8 you're just proving out right you're retarded

whens the last time Sam posted?

Just trying the old "reverse psychology so someone posts the Burakovsky pic" aren't you

What do I watch now?

Or maybe I've seen through your ruse.

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The Ted Bundy flick on Netflix. It's pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=mdMtnvMJcDA

yesterday

He was larping as an Albertan the other day.

missed it was probably making onion rings

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>redditflix

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my father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that i can look back and laugh

why didnt he fight back?

was it sam?

No ruse
Avs>sharks
You're just retarded

he thought it was just his weekly deep skin massage

Marblelympics

Almost worked on me tbf, thanks for the heads up

BASED

>tfw no one to sip coffee with right now

post some for us lads
still sipping rum

youtube.com/watch?v=qP6CL0Lwy2U

>still sipping rum
nice

youtube.com/watch?v=pv4EmViI-p4

*sips*

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looks yfmoc

Davis

why cant i stop watching once i start lads

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I love Skyrim

>oceanics
>last in a water event
Are these the Vancouver Canucks of the marbelympics?

the marble crowds are kinda adorable desu

good sip

magic

>savage speeders
>last in a sprinting speed event
youtube.com/watch?v=fYSyGRieToM

These guys are the Mild of Marbles aren't they?

>you will never help marblebro set up his tracks and lego marble stadium

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>The absolute state of the Limers
How will they ever recover from that choke, lads?

FREMONT.

i don't even know why that comment makes sense but it does

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Don't know tbf, but they've got no time making a sour face. They just have to get back up and get at it again

Tfw 2-0 coming home

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They didn'te ven qualify for the 2019 marblelympics after getting BTFO

The poor Team Oceanic lads in the youtube comments are so heartbroken. It feels so relatable desu.

>watch this
>WTF is this stupid shit?
>This is super interesting
>/hoc/ team is the ducks
>there's a duck team
I'm going to cheer for the Green Ducks.

These play-offs are a clusterfuck.

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HBK won lad

>1972
>1970
>1990
>1989
>1992
>1967
>1992

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Ouch, that's gotta stinf :O

man it's a good thing Tampa choked hard against Colombus, this would have been a easy Cup win for them.

One of these years there will be a 21st century year in there...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ranger doing shit the season, fuck.

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I want my summer back. Fuck snow.

Reminder if you attach anime to your post I scroll right past it because there’s absolutely zero chance the post will be worth reading

We all know who is behind this chaos, and it's not Gary.

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Are you saying Gary isn't in control of the NHL?

>tfw your team doesn't play hockey for another 5 months

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S T A R S

Gary is merely a puppet for the Bogs.

Avs in 7 check them numbers

That's what Gary would want you to think

>unlucky 13
yikes

Imagine thinking anyone cares what one dumbass on Yea Forums thinks about posts

homo hokki

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

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>tfw your team won't play any meaningful hockey for the next decade or two

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>only SHIT teams left in the playoffs

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Ottawa has a lot of cap space

But not an owner who is willing to use it

Guess he'll have to watch the marblelympics instead

never5get it was 3-0.
youtube.com/watch?v=6r5xAIDzMeU

give it to me straight

are Teds done for?

shall be using all my power on marblelympics

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Yes, the meme is over. The realisation that Boston is going to knock Ted out in 6 and Carolina in 5 before some bullshit Gary does to give them another Cup. The sports world quivers of Boston winning once again.

>quivers

yawns

Those poor Bostonians having a championship drought of a mere 3 months.

Sounds like better amusement than watching Ottawa tbf

Depends on Rask 2bh. He's been pretty good this series.
I could see the Teds winning G6, but if Rask stays playing good consistent goaler in G7, then it's over. The Teds need Rask to turn into Poopa.

thinking about the upcoming week and drinking coffee(kulta katriina)

Finns don't really think. They lack the brain cells.

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go sharks

this translates to better goaltending 2bh
everybody knows how elite finnish goaltending is

You forgot the oilers

seething wont change anything, just dilate

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The entire city of Edmonton can fall into a sinkhole for all I care

>Vancouver Canucks
>Logo is a whale

look it up rus fren its a sorry excuse why

>In 1997 the Canucks unveiled a new logo, in which a Haida style orca whale breaking out of a patch of ice forms a stylized “C”. The logo has been much maligned, accused of being a blatant reference to their parent company, Orca Bay, now Canucks Sports and Entertainment.

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>tfw having a late french toast brekkie

Dumb stinky /hoc/ scum

Did someone hear something?
It sounded like some spineless /cr*c/ fag just tried to say something but everybody ignored him.

lmao, 2bh it was probably a greasy smelly fart by one of the finns in the thread, can never tell the difference.

TFW NO SHORKS GF LIKE THIS

I actually think it was an australian tbf

Cricket more like dicklet lmao

Sorry that was just me, ripped a big Islander earlier.

Daily reminder that pesäpallo is the national sport of Finland, not hockey.

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brap

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Nationality ranked

1. Kiwis
2. Brits
3. Aussies
4. Saffas
5. Canadians
6. Swedes
7. Americans
8. Indians
9. Finns

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okay this is epic

Finland, are you sure you want this to be a part of your country?

West San Jose

It's okay as long as they stay on their island.

going to dream about cute sharks tonight lads

Getting kind of fucking pissed thinking about the wild

Baby Shark do do dodododo

/hoc/ will never have a thread this many levels deep.
pity you guys

>nobody mentions the Wild
>user literally cannot stop thinking about them

No but seriously how the fuck is a high sticking minor penalty even a reviewable play worthy of washing out a goal what the fuck is happening to this league

Pretty soon every cup will be marred with faggotry

/hoc/ is a brainlet general. Basically regurgitated Reddit

Go get shot to death for our entertainment like the rest of cric you FUCKING pusy

Friendly reminder the Christchurch shooting was a /hoc/ black op

This but replace /hoc/ with mossad without a trace or doubt of irony

its sad that they cant go even 5 minutes without thinking about how great we are

Cric is such a shitty general and hoc is limitless so it's only natural those subhumans leech off of us

I once mentioned KFC in cric and they proceeded to discuss it for over a month whereas hoc never runs out of interesting topics that stimulate intellectuals

just secured some prime North American real estate rent free lads

BASED kfc lads

Opinions on ice?

Pretty good I had some in my drink earlier

I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on r/cricket but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow redditors, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push cricket on reddit for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of memes at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT New Zealand, Tauranga, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of cricket posts on reddit, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Kiwi generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new users that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some SC2

Not bad b8. The "intensive purposes" thing is worthy of one star. The rest, notsomuch.

newcunt

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horrible list.

Upvote party

Hey Amerifrens, I'm planning to visit your country for 1-2 weeks in next March. Where should I go?

Mississippi and Alabama

like everything in New Zealand, it's upside down

the assisted suicide clinic

Indiana, REAL meat and taters country

Liposuction and gastric bypass hospital is popular over there

You know what else is popular over there? When you get the fuck out of /hoc/

Coffee frens

Gonna go to the store and then have a cup tbf fren

my dad's from palo alto because my grandpa went to stanford

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america is huge, you might want to be more specific on where you were planning on going

Guys, why does San Jose want the Vegas economy to collapse?
youtu.be/uqBxonMwfhA

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When did that happen

Vegas is a shithole. Prove me wrong.

Not soon enough

Only shit games on tonight.. should I contact our mutual friend Gary?

Just kiddin', we're all frens in /hoc/ :)

Honestly... Don't really want to be friends with any smelly swedes

As I said, we're all friends in /hoc/. So as long as you stay here, we're friends. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Dallas will be champs remember this post

bible belt

they only smell because they hang out with finland too much and it rubs off on them

Hey Sweden!

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Why does this sub hate the New York Rangers so much?

Because this sub is mostly fags who circlejerk each other and bully teams to keep the focus off of their teams being bullied. Basically, /hoc/ is reddit. With that being said,
>rags

not so fast, teds

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>Sharks
Based
>Boston
Would rather live in a straw hut in Cambodia desu

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Pretty boring match so far,

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If Blues don't win tonight the entire Dallass bandwagon will act like theyve been fans for the last 20 years and make our lives hell.

...

>rags

>rags

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this is wrong and spoken to the narrative of a redditor

>that's so rude user, you can't say that!

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tedditors nowhere to be found

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Blues desu

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Hello there :)

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No penalty shot???

you were the penalty after i shot my load into your mom m8

HURRIA TURPAAN

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>Markström

Anttila to NHL asap

I'm enjoying

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>fighting in eht game
Oh shit niggers what are you doing

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Good morning /hoc/

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morning brother

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wondering why Markström decided to hit that finn

Bad guys won Liiga

>*sip* 2011 broons... now THAT was a team

what's ligma?

Ligma balls faggot

Teds in 7
Abs in 7
Stores in 6

I dare you to prove me wrong

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thanks to refpuck

Swedes are trying to kill Kappo

>faggot
rude

that would be pretty kino... HOWEVER

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Teds will lose in 7, yes.

>Yea Forums overrun with povertyball threads
>/hoc/ going offseason mode soon
>/nba/ going offseason mode soon
>/nflg/ still months away
>boreball is still boreball

How do we stop the yuros and hues from shitting up this board?

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>How do we stop the yuros and hues from shitting up this board?
Go back in time. Also /nba/ and /nfl/ have been shit for years. You can tell that half the football and basketball posters are nonwhite cause the posting quality in those threads is abysmal

It truly was. One of the most amazing playoff runs and redemption stories in /hoc/ history, they truly don't make em like that anymore

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this thread sucks
these playoffs suck

yep.

You suck

LOVE Dallas
LOVE Canes
HATE Blood
HATE Shorks

>wanting #1 seeds win
Fuck off nigger. Amazing playoffs.

FUCK shorks
FUCK bloos

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Is there any real chance of my blues sweeping in 7?

ya

>wings haven't been relevant in a decade
>oilels think their gm is the answer to their problems
Hearty laugh from me

They just looked mentally defeated and completely outplayed in game 5. The boos from the home crowd probably don't help either

Poor holland doesn't deserve to live in a shit hole like Edmonton

Really thought he was going to stick around, finish out his contract extension in that made-up advisory role, and then go be Xeattles GM

>nobody talks about them
>suddenly we all are talking about the knights

>oilels gm job
kek i'm glad mcphee was able to keep mcrimmon in vegas. would've felt very sad for him if he went to that literal wasteland.

pretty scared of the teds 2bh

Give me legit reasons why the sharks are the bad guys
You literally can't

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le ebin bearded burnsie and jumbo xd

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wow such a brave little girl

have to stop letting them back into the game, obviously it's rask's fault

youtube.com/watch?v=d4jvSKnNJ78

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Is it possible for the shorks to win the stan lee with such a terrible goalie?

this is a nice post

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no.

He's been elite lately lad.

I just got a warning for a post I made three months ago

>greek internet takes 3 months
nobody tell him who's in the playoffs

maybe you shouldn't be posting in dead boards

>elite against a team with no offense

prove it

do people tell you you are funny, you fat fucking versager?

This was the year they said. Finally break the curse they said. Elite they said. I fucking hate the blues so much.

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I found out I can post again but I don't give a fuck. Never liked hockey, never will.

>a fucking musical note

thanks fren

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and who the fuck asked you about anything

kino jersey desu

I mean . I do like hockey . But I hate every body esle that likes hockey. I have to find a sport or hobby that fits every niche I have. Which means faggots can't like it, women/children/the elderly can't participate in it, has to be turbo violent, has to be not only participateable (so I can do it AND watchable (so I can drink when I'm not doing it and sometimes when I am). But everything is so fucking neutered and cocksucker retarded. I need to find a sport that doesn't give a shit what they're players do outside of the game as long as they aren't gay.

Should I >rags post?

I'd fucking roll you. You and tripfags are one of the reasons I can't like hockey. Youre a malnourished unemployable hairy fucking retard posting about the game 20 years in the past because just recently have charities started shipping out turn of the century devils gear. Get the fuck outta here til I'm done

Remember the last time Boston won game 5 LOL

>You and tripfags are one of the reasons I can't like hockey.

you are a fucking joke

holland was a decent GM 2bh lads. he did start to lose his touch with some terrible signings and with mr. illitch dying a few years ago, the pressure to constantly make a cup run every year ceased and now the wongs just wanna put together a decent team again

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I support all remaining teams except for carolina

>the entire city of canada

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Cmon detoilet move along
Playoff teams only

this is the gayest and most retarded 2edgy post i've ever seen on this website in 13 years.

Reminder antii niemi won a cup with chiraq in 2010

>you can't enjoy things when people that insist on using usernames in anonymous setting and room temp iq """""""""""fans""""""""""" constantly prod into it for a deeper meaning? u'RE JOKE XD
The fact of the matter is ive had an open invitational to scrap here for a year and a half and not once have I been taken up on it.

ice cube's look in the nwa days was pure kino

why dont you watch your mouth, buddy

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Someone give me attention before I die.

I came back to cry for help. I'm ill

Pwease *~*
I'm saaaaaaad

Shut the fuck up.

You're all fucking swine. Show me some respect. I'm good. I'm very good. I don't even care about trying to be good and I'm still the best. Respect that. Please :)?

giving out free (You)s to non-canadians only

listening to very blasphemous music on the lords day, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

Nah Ren had the best look, but Cube's was more iconic and a close second

I've been very good while I was away . Please be nice !

>tfw no greek gf

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hello i like your digits

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I'll always (You) Sweden. Greatest ally.

ok, give me one

*eats your path*

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good feel desu

...

more like ASSlord, hahahaha

accidentally washed my phone lads

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Yella > Ren > E > Dre > Cube. It's that simple. Even when you guys aren't talking about hockey. I'm smarter than you. You have to SAVE ME

My phone is water proof

respect

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what do you mean accidentally. did you want your phone to be dirty?

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Someone be my girlfriend I'm handsome wealthy charisma sports fan :)

is it clean? Did it clean all that dirty porn off of it?

is this Sam's new schtick? You shouldn't have drank so much antifreeze, lad

ok, what's wrong,.did you take too many drugs? Relax, it will go away

I could skate circles around you all but here I am. Holding the chair in front of you. Teaching you to skate :)

a tortured soul he is

I'm ill and I need help ahhh bwaa

>yella
>ren
this is how i know you faggots just HAVE to be contrarian

I have to. If I wasn't disagreeing with everyone who would that make me?
I'm sorry please forgive me :(

Fuck off retard

I'm sorry please forgive me :(

for me, its No Vaseline
youtube.com/watch?v=NkEcNmBPlVg

Hollister

do NOT reply

sad as it is, you're a part of /hoc/, albeit an occasionally annoying one, but whatever

Now I've got a confession (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
When I was young I wanted attention (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
And I promised myself that I'd do anything (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Anything at all for them to notice me (Ha, ha, ha, ha)

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glad sam is out of his alcohol and gasoline-induced coma lads

My loneliness is killing me
(And I) I must confess I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

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Severely
Autistic
Manitoban

>Jest

ok retard

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We got a redlight
Pornographic dance fight
Systematic, honey
But we got no money
Our hair is perfect while we're all getting shit wrecked
It's automatic, honey
But we got no money

Daddy, I'm so sorry
I'm so s-s-sorry, yeah
We just like to party
Like to p-p-party, yeah

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All I ever wanted was all of your approval. I never wanted to let you down. I can't bear the pressure Ive Placed on myself.

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Someone guide me :). Be my helping hand ? Please? I'm in need
I'm so so sorry for my past.

Glad to be back, buddy :)

It's so nice to be here with you all again. Just in time to watch IIHF. I hope mom makes breakfast for the early games :). Just like old times. Remember when we were happy. Last year's hockey haha. Fun games to watch together haha :)

I actually wrote sam off in my story book. I put him to sleep. I loved him and being him made me happy but I knew it was unsustainable. And here I am. And here we are.
What really drives me? An eternal thirst for greatness. Will I leave after a Stanley Cup? Proivbably not. Probably not until I'm dead or /hoc/s shut down for good

How've things been? I haven't watched much hockey since my Jetties got eliminated. Better luck next year buddy. Jets are gonna play hungry. Starving. I can't wait haha

I'm a bruins fan now btw haha . They're my favrite remaining team :) since Pastrnak is third best player inleague behind first best laine and 2nd best Ovechkin

Wow! 8 posts in a row. I really do love hockey more than the rest of you. Lolzers . Just playing . We can have fun together that's what's so much part of the fun here

this is worse than messi posting

jag gillar att titta på ishockey med mina kompisar

You just don't understand :/.

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I love you and hockey :)

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I take back everything nice I've said about leafs. I was wrong.

I gave my life for you all

>patreon shoutout
immersion broken

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>mfw Canes/Stars SCF

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Which team has the best porn star as fan?

I'm sleepy. Pwease say "goodnight and I love you"
Goodnight and I love you :)

I can't sleep if no one tucks me in :(

Someone (preferably qt finland or sunbelt trap) come cuddle and watch the hockey with me awa

This is an outrage!

leaf friend it is 10AM-1PM right now for you
it is not sleep time

Here we see our handsome protagonist. Stuck in the basement. Waiting for his favorite team to become world champion. He's been down there a vewy vewy wong time. Who's gonna save our special boy?

Please post >yfw the Dallas Stars win the Stan Lee Bowl

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son, if you talk like a faggot once more you'll sleep out on the porch

I've been posting for an hour and I'M TIRED

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>Here we see our handsome protagonist. Stuck in the basement. Waiting for his favorite team to become world champion. He's been down there a vewy vewy wong time. Who's gonna save our special boy?

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>carolina could win a Stanley again even when they made the playoffs just 4 fucking times in this millennium

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I don't like it but I sure as hell respect it
I'm sorry they aren't the meme team they were a few years ago with >finnish goaltending

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>shitropolitan
>shitlantic
>shitcific
>shitral

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So the teams we lost for the sake of the memes
>The Bolts
>The Penguins
>The GKnights
>The Laffs
>The Caps
>The Ruins on the brink of elimination

Now that we are done with the most meme worthy first round, don't you autists regret that since it is going to be a non-stop borefest from now on?

Unironically, yes.
The Bruins are all we have left.

i think you mean comfyfest

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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>San Jose and Boston threatening to upset Our wild card playoff fun

Outrageous
>off with their heads

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Happy Mexican March Fifth, ewe guise

I'm having a margarita and special enchiladas with my Mum =D
>What are you doing today?

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>@TSNDreger 3M: Ken Holland expected to name Jesse Puljujärvi as the Captain of the Edmonton Oilers

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still laffin bout the laffs lads

oh pretty nice

I wish I could live off a pension

>Gardiner's cool no-look drop pass behind the net picked up by the bruins
Yeah I enjoyed that. And what did we end-up with as a result? Fucking ruins are struggling against the teds.

happy Cinco de Mayo to Ducks nation

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Cheers

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Columbus is good an Bobrovski has bailed them out when they slip up. It ends monday, teds blew their wad last night

Happy beanerheim day

>all second round matchups will finish anticlimatically in 6

Hello hello can we discuss honkey

gonna take a nap lads, see you in a few hours

>Fucking ruins are struggling against the teds.
They are?

hockey starts in an hour stupid

Shorks could absolutely bootyblast any team from the East.

sure

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Good one

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So would Dallas and St Louis. The Cup is returning to the west this year

Isles got swept because Honkey changed colours.

Columbus is based
Boston is gay

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shorks vs broons.
kane vs chara chimpout v2.0
make it happen gary

non-meme answer: assuming you land on the east coast, spend 1-2 days in washington dc to see the museums, they're all free. rent a car and drive down the southern coast, eat delicious barbecue, spend a day or two on the beach, do snorkeling or scuba diving in florida. then go to new orleans, drink a lot and bang an upscale hooker. drive or fly to denver, watch an avs game with based rantanen, smoke some legal weed, then go to the rocky mountains and ski. spend a night in vegas, drink a lot and bang an upscale hooker. drive along route 1 up the west coast. people might tell you to go see new york, chicago, los angeles but i'd avoid them all, go see the beautiful parts of the country instead. should be a good 2 weeks.

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havent watched a single game of the second round. tried to, but fell asleep

me on the bottom left

wheres your hockey teams?

>1-2 weeks
he would have to drive the entire time to do this.

have you tried cocaine?

What you didn’t get the script yet? It’s going to be Colorado, Columbus he wants a Cinderella story and it goes to game 7, but that’s where it ends, he said he wants an unrigged game 7 in Columbus

>a leaf

>an unrigged game 7 in Columbus
So Colorado wins?

yes but i developed a problem and had to stop using it

Sorry lad we don’t know
It’s probably going to be an OT game plus Columbus has a bigger edge in everything so it’s probably going to be close

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thinking about a >shorks broons Stan Lee Bowl

>redeemable in lawful money
So worthless, like all FIAT currencies.
Can't wait for this system to crash and burn.

No they literally got outplayed.

>only one game today
Gary...

Good guys:
Bruins
Blues
Sharks
Jackets

Irrelevant guys:
avs

Fags:
canes
stars

I hear South Side, Chicago is beautiful this time of year

I'm with the Blues

(this is Chicago, but stil blues)

youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY

It's the blose elimination day

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I'd add jackets to the list of ragits if Torts weren't there.

>The Oilers are taking Holland

thank fuck. I was scared there for a second after the Mccrimmon contest ended. Now Leiweke can play the waiting game like he should have all along.

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Okay I don't watch much West Coast hockey but is Hertl always so good around the net? I remember when he made Biron retire but haven't heard much since

I bet you do
>

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What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you Hertl

not a fan of the tan desu, but I like the idea of green and gray.

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Muh onions lumberjack aesthetics. Fucking hell that's cringe.

Is that 50cent?

mackinnon delivers in the playoffs and mcdavid doesn't, why is this?

>brown gloves to represent Seattleites favorite pastime, anal fisting

*blocks your playoff run*

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they just need a tan set with red stripes for a Christmas Series Special, with Vancouver or someone else on the coast(maybe Denver; yeah, Denver for sure)
special throwbacks, once a year, like they should do with the Packers throws

i was very happy about this

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That's adorable.

any word on charlie's balls?

>mortgages the future and lets the UFAs walk just to survive the first round

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>any word
Salty?

Based

he and his balls are fine

Have you tended to them?

Holland got good value for guys once he accepted that the Wings needed to rebuild, but besides that, he legit hasn't made a good move in years and years.

Sorry Oilers, you're probably fucked.

>Canadians are out of the cup this year
>Three games won against the texans, need one more to move onto the next round
>Hopes are high

It's not like the bruins are going to kick us bloos in the teeth during the final or anything.

i wish

based kung fu mcavoy

St.Louis Blues are basically Team Canada so every self respecting Canadian should root for that club.

but the stars have 3 wins not the blues

If I don't find a job that's corresponding to my "education" I will officially quit trying and go full NEET. I don't even care about small salary but there's no fucking way I'm going back to any shitty manifacturing job.

this game better be good

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>Teds netting goal
>Eakin 5 minute
>Avs icing goal
We are going to be trapped in video review hell like every other sport next season, aren't we

Yet we have been with the offside calls

Be my sugar baby for $5 dollars an hour.

b-b-b-bunch of jerks

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Can’t wait to swindle Edmonton for pulju

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You should be wanting good players that can score, not busts

Yeah but I feel pulju has potential. Edmonton can’t develop a player worth a damn

Sharks play like such niggers

Happy Blues Elimination Day!

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

almost time for kendall!

uhmmm...

why do Finns always make the best posts and have the best views on anything and have the best country?

>Burns almost gave Kadorov the ass
>Kadorov hitting everyone on every shift
Finally, big Dmen throwing their bodies around.

shant be watching blues-stars because I can't stand listening to a 12 year old girl do commentary

good thing /hoc/ "proscouts" were wrong about the playoffs still being run by nuhl zoomerlets

first time I tune in to a stream after adblock and ublock died

wow you sure love hockey you stupid fuckhead

Who's the goalie for Stars? Bishop?

Correct

Shut the fuck up faggot.

Think I’ve got an ear infection lads should I cut it off?

let me disinfect it with piss

IT'S LOOOOOSEEE

I’d be honored

huomenta

dat painted over pimple doe

Time to watch the Blahs get eliminated. Game thread?

>20 past
>puck still not even dropped

STAHS

*sips manhattan*

lmao stors

>

Gary can't keep getting away with this.

>Game thread?

500

Shar't